The Swamp

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Turn out the lights...

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If Diane Young won't leave your mind
Baby, baby, baby, baby that'll be fine.

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Tonight's game will be the first one in the series that I'll be able to sit down and watch. Spezza is back for the Sens. How you feeling Ram's Fan(ny)?

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Digging that up at 2:30AM, huh? Did you not quite make it three months?

BTW, we got a AMNH membership (via Groupon) this year, and it's the best.

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Mayoral candidate claims she received an endorsement from Jesus.

One of her campaign fliers.

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Hey DirecTV, get this shit on the schedule already so I can set the DVR...

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Was anyone else convinced that the tennbengal account had been hacked by a HBO PR lackey to spam the place with positive Veep reviews?

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How about brian looking to get lucky and to get Jimmy on his head?

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West Coast bias.

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Swamp rule #1.

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Bulldozers and pick-axes...

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BTW, (and it would bother me less than the Rangers or Flyers being strong but for that night a couple of years ago where they called up the AHL goons against the Pens) but the Isles could be scary going forward.

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And I know that the last two times the Penguins have met Ottawa they defeated the Sens 4-2 and 4-0 but Ottawa traditionally gives Pittsburgh fits. Either Vokoun or Fleury better step up because Craig Anderson has been lights out. Yeah, but the Sens won the time before that. I didn't watch much of t...

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Oh shit, sup, Francisco?

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The "straight as." kid scored a goal in soccer today, which was great, but she gave the cutest little fist pump when she realized the ball went in. There was a small turnout today, I assume because of the storms last night and over cast conditions this morning, so the teams played with one...

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Is chorizo a dried meat? Local supermarkets carry Goya's at a decent price, and I could eat (yellow) rice, beans, chorizo and maybe some peppers and onions (hot sauce goes without saying, right?) all week long (if I wasn't married and also cooking for two kids).

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Jesus Scottie. A month early on that or what? If the Pens can stop making 10 crippling mistakes every other game, they'll be right there. Not much cooler or spontaneous in sports that the "yay we just scored a sudden death goal" celebration. Or maybe it's cool because nothing is more spont...

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Pedro!!!

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The Pens are feeling the need for speed. http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o66/rassele/Pens/45b228c4-5df0-4d50-9828-cbadfafdab72.jpg I'm feeling that I should start drinking now if this is really going to come down to TK and the back-up goaltender making the difference. Shows what I know. I love y...

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Sure.

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That's 299x180. It won't fit to replace the current image.

Oh, unless you were just throwing out something to fuck around?

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What did you do!??!?

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Shirley wrote:Holy shit. I think I hate that woman with every fiber of my being.

Backstory

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The Pens are feeling the need for speed.

I'm feeling that I should start drinking now if this is really going to come down to TK and the back-up goaltender making the difference.

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#10 looks like an advertisement.

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The Spam filter here at work seems to be on the fritz. Yikes.

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Is that usher/security guy dying on the inside or actually dead?

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Yeah, we've thrown a couple of kid's birthday parties with alcohol, though I've never gotten pass out drunk at them.

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rass wrote:jesusfuckfleuryyouwerehungouttodryonthefourthandfifthgoalsbutifyouregoingtogiveupagoallikethethirdyouneedtostoponeofthose
andthesixthmighthavesreservedyouaseatonthebenchnextgame

Yup.

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If I was HDO, I'd be saying something about peeing cows and flat rocks.

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You'll be better off with the extra time off. The pain goes away within a day or two but the swelling lasts longer. Don't wear tight jeans. I was hoping to do it on a Thursday or Friday. No such luck. Work usually has a shorts-on-Fridays-during-the-summer policy, so maybe if I'm feeling OK on that ...

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RASSECTOMY. Step 1 today. Doc was great. Warm hands. Probably going to get this done sometime in early June. Step 2, made an appointment for the procedure on 6/19. The doc's preferred facility doesn't accept my insurance, and he's only in the alternative facility on Wednesdays, so I may end up havi...

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Letang however, does have some anger issues. Fucker probably got himself suspended... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DlY3s2ZyCks Jeez...and to think I went to bed thinking this was bad, but not as bad as the utterly hopeless meltdown that was last postseason. If the NHL w...

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BS. I'm sexy when I'm angry.

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I bet the devil wears Nantucket Reds, too.

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The Sybian wrote:
cerrano wrote:tiny little exhale. just a little.
Happy for you, but I was hoping to watch you sweat it out on the final day of the season at that crap bar in Newark.

I think it was just a crap time of day. Plus you were "sick", and it was "snowing".

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kranepool wrote:DAMMIT REX!

Fucking drive by.

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Mentally ill woman sets fire to her house while her parents are out at a support group meeting for families affected by mental illness.

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