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by rass
Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3482
Views: 238914

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

iTunes is just the fucking worst.
by rass
Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:11 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)
Replies: 1059
Views: 66629

Re: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)

In the second case I linked to in my initial post, the victim's step-brother has now also been accused of raping her.
by rass
Fri Apr 12, 2013 1:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1998
Views: 212789

Re: Random Videos



(I just shipped my drawers)
by rass
Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Tax Q's Thread
Replies: 149
Views: 6794

Re: Tax Q's Thread

If you weren't so busy fucking with your avatar you could have beat me to it.
by rass
Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Tax Q's Thread
Replies: 149
Views: 6794

Re: Tax Q's Thread

HDO
by rass
Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hodor
Replies: 39
Views: 2944

Re: Hodor

Brontoburglar wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:that's just like you.
maybe I should make the Ball of Confusion thread my own.
He doesn't like you.

I don't like you either. You just watch yourself.
by rass
Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:11 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hodor
Replies: 39
Views: 2944

Re: Hodor

AussieDave wrote:He ran the table!
He's like a well hung version of TB.
by rass
Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:00 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...
Replies: 956
Views: 50661

Re: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...

The "little" part of the Little Ferry mention reminders me of another place you can try Mr D, if you completely strike out with your current list. Little Falls is a smaller town, but it has a downtown, a couple of train stations, and is a college town (with a minor league baseball stadium)...
by rass
Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Poles and Polls
Replies: 16
Views: 2029

Re: Poles and Polls

Quinnipiac U in Pittsburgh seems like a fit in here.
by rass
Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)
Replies: 1059
Views: 66629

Re: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)

And he has a kid, too. Great.
by rass
Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)
Replies: 1059
Views: 66629

Re: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)

I understand you. I yell a lot more than I like, a lot of times before I even realize what I'm doing.

He left her on the floor for hours afterwards. Bad enough, but she was fucking dying, all by herself.
by rass
Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread
Replies: 241
Views: 31017

Re: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread

Crosby flew down to Tampa. I guess travelling with the team is a good thing.
by rass
Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)
Replies: 1059
Views: 66629

Re: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:He is highly virile. For now.
Man I hope not.

And don't worry about it Steve. Everyone knows it takes a dense wall of text (preferably purple) to really get your attention.
by rass
Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)
Replies: 1059
Views: 66629

What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)

This is what I get for looking at the paper during dinner (the kids wanted me to read the comics). Hartsfield tells detectives as soon as he hit the girl, she threw up macaroni and mashed bananas and then crawled away in tears to lie down but appeared fine, waking up at one point when his mother ca...
by rass
Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:38 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...
Replies: 956
Views: 50661

Re: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...

Oh, housing market. I wanted to post about the dude hiring a hit man to murder the owner the Tick Tock Diner in Clifton. I guess now I have to. Diner Manager Accused of Trying to Have Uncle Killed My wife works in the Clifton Health Dept (I think I've mentioned that). All the inspectors hate that g...
by rass
Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...
Replies: 956
Views: 50661

Re: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...

We have family (my wife's sister and her husband's entire family) in SP, and I don't know that there is a bad section of town, but I guess I can't say that for sure. Stay away from rt 22? If you have any specific questions about the town after checking it out, I'm sure I can get an answer.
by rass
Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...
Replies: 956
Views: 50661

Re: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...

I think you hit all the ones I would suggest. A couple more might be Millburn (Essex Co. so the taxes will be higher) and Scotch Plains (not as much of a downtown, but good schools, and depending on where you land you can walk to Westfield).
by rass
Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Masters 2013
Replies: 176
Views: 8587

Re: Masters 2013

Ryan wrote:
wlu_lax6 wrote:So I am already curious about how this kid ends up doing.
http://espn.go.com/golf/masters13/story ... story-golf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
1-over through 10. Pretty fucking good
Jinx. Just went in the water at 11.
by rass
Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:05 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Masters 2013
Replies: 176
Views: 8587

Re: Masters 2013

Gay Couples Peterson Manassero
by rass
Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:24 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3482
Views: 238914

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Me urologist.
Me make blooper.
Me put pee pee in your pooper.
by rass
Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:23 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
Replies: 1194
Views: 57783

Re: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart

Quitter.
by rass
Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3482
Views: 238914

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

bfj wrote:I've made and canceled 3 snip appointments.
I have a consult scheduled on 4/26 with a urologist recommended by a doctor friend (friend who is a doctor?). Weeeeeeee.
by rass
Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6297
Views: 392247

Re: Temporary Television

Still need to watch the last four episodes of the season, but I have really liked this season of Justified (so far).

We have only see the first four(? I think) episodes of The Americans, but liked it too.

I also enjoyed the last two episodes of Community. And this week, puppets!
by rass
Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
Replies: 1194
Views: 57783

Re: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart

Gunman holding five firefighters hostage in suburban Atlanta

On the upside, no little kids shot anybody today, right? Right???
by rass
Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:47 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Free Agency
Replies: 351
Views: 29243

Re: NFL Free Agency

Vs the reported $4MM or so for next season? Yeah.
by rass
Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Allergies
Replies: 67
Views: 6231

Re: Allergies

Whatever it is that is in the "-D" (yeah yeah) makes me jittery.

I've given plain old Allegra a chance the last couple of days and feel better than I did Sunday and Monday. I can live like this, at least until the tree pollen kicks in. I think I'm pretty much hopeless at that point.
by rass
Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3482
Views: 238914

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

kranepool wrote:
rass wrote:I need to just nut up and get a vasectomy
Hi guys! Just checking in.

Welp, see ya later!
To be honest, the story of your giant eggplant testicle (I think that was you, right) hasn't helped.
by rass
Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:28 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Guns: Infinity
Replies: 1441
Views: 71596

Re: Guns: Infinity

Ginger!!!
by rass
Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3482
Views: 238914

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed. This depends, quite so, on what you were doing with said condom. A balloon blowing contest? Not a big deal. It goes *pop* but smart balloon blowing contest contestants wear protective glasses (let's hope such eyewear, too, was not defective). I spent part ...
by rass
Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
Replies: 88
Views: 6057

Re: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song

testy boxcar wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:I have black friends on Facebook.
Black people love social media!
Image
by rass
Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
Replies: 88
Views: 6057

Re: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song

AB_skin_test wrote:I fly a confederate flag at my house because I really like state's rights.
Did you keep it flying while the house was on the market?
by rass
Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3482
Views: 238914

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

So the Simpsons really do live in Oregon? Did I miss that?
by rass
Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:47 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 Final Four
Replies: 58
Views: 3103

Re: 2013 Final Four

I think Pitino's face has entered the Uncanny Valley.
by rass
Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1998
Views: 212789

Re: Random Videos


Stranded in the midst of a zombie apocalypse, a man sets in motion an unlikely plan to protect the precious cargo he carries: his infant daughter.
by rass
Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 Final Four
Replies: 58
Views: 3103

Re: 2013 Final Four

That happened quick.
by rass
Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:45 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3482
Views: 238914

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed. This depends, quite so, on what you were doing with said condom. A balloon blowing contest? Not a big deal. It goes *pop* but smart balloon blowing contest contestants wear protective glasses (let's hope such eyewear, too, was not defective). I spent part ...
by rass
Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:39 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
Replies: 88
Views: 6057

Re: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song

Swamp inside joke from way way way back. We used to have this redneck guy, dougekurugby (or something like that), that informed us all that racism is, indeed, dead. I placed the initial reference, but I don't remember when/why he left for good. I think he came and went a bit as it was, even without...
by rass
Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:25 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
Replies: 1194
Views: 57783

Re: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart

testy boxcar wrote:i feel like i knew that a long time ago?
Probably, if you kept up with the story or just came across it. It took less than two months for them to close the investigation. I did neither (or did the latter, but only just this past weekend when I read this (recent) article).
by rass
Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:44 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
Replies: 1194
Views: 57783

Re: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart

Remember that US census worked found strung up dead in a tree in Kentucky, with "FED" scrawled across his chest? Wow, that story looks really long... What about him? Try just the last three paragraphs. Long story short is that despite initial appearances, the incident isn't a match for th...