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by Ryan
Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:41 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Guns: Infinity
Replies: 716
Views: 37227

Re: Guns: Infinity

See you in the car - Milhouse
by Ryan
Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Guns: Infinity
Replies: 716
Views: 37227

Re: Guns: Infinity

Maybe this will be what sinks them
by Ryan
Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part III - A Democratic House
Replies: 2098
Views: 34228

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part III - A Democratic House

Spoiler Alert - The sock is hidden on the ICE Agent’s elbow. It’s always the elbow.
by Ryan
Tue Jun 25, 2019 11:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Women's World Cup 2019
Replies: 323
Views: 2466

Re: Women's World Cup 2019

Japan's better than NED, right? Kinda want the US to be the only non-Euro team in the last 8.
by Ryan
Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Women's World Cup 2019
Replies: 323
Views: 2466

Re: Women's World Cup 2019

Pruitt wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:31 pm
Ryan wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 12:47 pm
I assume Spain's manager's name is Beto del Rourkez
He might be the most Spanish looking man in the world.
This was almost the line I went with.
by Ryan
Mon Jun 24, 2019 12:47 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Women's World Cup 2019
Replies: 323
Views: 2466

Re: Women's World Cup 2019

I assume Spain's manager's name is Beto del Rourkez
by Ryan
Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:37 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Offseason
Replies: 79
Views: 858

Re: NBA Offseason

Also, Johnnie...

by Ryan
Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:28 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Offseason
Replies: 79
Views: 858

Re: NBA Offseason

The Rockets have had about 12 different uniform sets that look almost alike and then 1 batshit high school notebook manifesto cartoon
by Ryan
Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Regular Season 2019
Replies: 360
Views: 3806

Re: MLB Regular Season 2019

I will donate $100,000,000 to the Swamp Fund every time the Blue Jays play in Tampa
by Ryan
Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Regular Season 2019
Replies: 360
Views: 3806

Re: MLB Regular Season 2019

The Alouwets
by Ryan
Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:27 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Depression is awful, awful, awful....
Replies: 211
Views: 9095

Re: Depression is awful, awful, awful....

So we saw the black magic doctor (as I will refer to him) and it was very informative. 1 hour session turned into nearly 2 hours because he had so many questions. He's given her some preliminary medication to help with the surgery in July and then will treat her accordingly afterwards depending on ...
by Ryan
Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Regular Season 2019
Replies: 360
Views: 3806

Re: MLB Regular Season 2019

Players with an OBP of under .350 and a SLG of over .600

1871-2018 - 3
2019 - 2 (Sanchez, Renfroe)
by Ryan
Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
Replies: 282
Views: 11229

Re: Culinary Hot Takes

Yoooooooo

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by Ryan
Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:59 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
Replies: 282
Views: 11229

Re: Culinary Hot Takes

ABC Bakers has the marketing savvy of the Dharma Initiative
by Ryan
Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: History lesson from Swamp #1
Replies: 8
Views: 325

Re: History lesson from Swamp #1

It’s now been long enough that the language of the story is just as funny as the content. Bangin’ cross trainers 4eva.
by Ryan
Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:24 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread
Replies: 429
Views: 4894

Re: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread

For starters, how does anyone think that's real
by Ryan
Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:16 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread
Replies: 429
Views: 4894

Re: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread

Chauncey Billups is somehow both way underrated and the least HOF-worthy star ever to me.

Like, his top win share comps are Dwyane Wade, George Gervin, and Steve Nash which makes no sense because those players are great and he is not. But he is?
by Ryan
Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:37 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread
Replies: 429
Views: 4894

Re: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread

If there was any doubt left before this series, Kawhi and Masai are definitely slam-dunk Hall of Famers now. Put the statues up now! Also, it’s worth noting that the Raptors don’t have a single lottery pick on their roster, which is unheard of for an NBA Champion. With everything we've been told ab...
by Ryan
Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:47 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Video Games Thread (See first post for Swamper handles)
Replies: 265
Views: 12581

Re: Video Games Thread

A_B wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:07 pm
I think I’ll cave and buy spider man soon.
Did you ever? I grabbed it the deluxe version at $30 a couple days ago and it's fun as hell
by Ryan
Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread
Replies: 429
Views: 4894

Re: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread

My American Invasion Plan For Canada:

1. Annex a disgruntled Texas
2. Wait for California and New York to fall into the oceans
3. Kyle Lowry, I guess?
by Ryan
Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:09 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Word Games
Replies: 92
Views: 1107

Re: Word Games

I know 90% of the capitals by heart and I still wanted Moshal to be somewhere in the Middle East
by Ryan
Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:09 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Man's Best Friend
Replies: 1216
Views: 47258

Re: Man's Best Friend

What the fuck with dog cancer.
by Ryan
Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Word Games
Replies: 92
Views: 1107

Re: Word Games

Too close to Canada - couldn't sleep
by Ryan
Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:51 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Word Games
Replies: 92
Views: 1107

Re: Word Games

That was a good one.
[+] spoiler
ni hao/Hanoi
by Ryan
Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:10 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Women's World Cup 2019
Replies: 323
Views: 2466

Re: Women's World Cup 2019

That's mandated payback for every Brazilian guy who has said "we're pregnant!"
by Ryan
Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
Replies: 739
Views: 28482

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

I'd like a Bear Safety Tips Remix on kickers getting the shit beat out of them trying to exit the players parking lot
by Ryan
Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:39 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
Replies: 282
Views: 11229

Re: Culinary Hot Takes

mister d wrote:
Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:24 pm
Then you have not have the new Smores which even my kids said tasted like fake food.
Ugh, I forgot I had those. Very bad.
by Ryan
Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:38 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
Replies: 282
Views: 11229

Re: Culinary Hot Takes

So undercooked that you get sick enough to forget you ever liked white chocolate? Same here.
by Ryan
Wed Jun 12, 2019 2:09 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
Replies: 282
Views: 11229

Re: Culinary Hot Takes

COOKIE DRAFT
by Ryan
Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Women's World Cup 2019
Replies: 323
Views: 2466

Re: Women's World Cup 2019

I legitimately, literally think it would be one of the best things I've ever seen if this inspired the Thais enough that they double down on their women's soccer program and come back in 2023 or 2027 and beat the United States in a World Cup game in response. I would very much celebrate that. Footl...
by Ryan
Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:25 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
Replies: 739
Views: 28482

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Aflac should just be a clippers/casserole company
by Ryan
Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:15 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Women's World Cup 2019
Replies: 323
Views: 2466

Re: Women's World Cup 2019

Wait it's that egregious but you'd still have to let them know why you're mad?
by Ryan
Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:07 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
Replies: 739
Views: 28482

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

At least you admit it
by Ryan
Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:25 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Women's World Cup 2019
Replies: 323
Views: 2466

Re: Women's World Cup 2019

PS It's a sport where the greatest players in the world can score like 5 times during their entire careers. That's why the celebrations are there in the first place, right?
by Ryan
Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:07 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Podcasts
Replies: 840
Views: 40727

Re: Podcasts

I've started listening to "All Fantasy Everything", where a bunch of comedians, led by Ian Karmel, do fantasy drafts. Recent drafts include "Taco Bell Menu Items", "Pop Divas" (Tiffany was a surprise #1 Overall pick), and "Best Towns to spend a weekend in". Pretty silly stuff, but makes me laugh. J...
by Ryan
Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:43 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Regular Season 2019
Replies: 360
Views: 3806

Re: MLB Regular Season 2019

Pruitt wrote:
Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:11 am
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The "09" also infuriates me.
by Ryan
Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ping! Not College Baseball
Replies: 5
Views: 108

Re: Ping! Not College Baseball

Dammit, that's the one I was thinking of but couldn't remember what show
by Ryan
Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:23 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread
Replies: 429
Views: 4894

Re: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread

Oden to Toronto