The Swamp

Johnnie

Maybe this is just me, but is it common for cold weather and this much snow to last this long? I mean, I feel like suddenly everything's gone to shit. Perhaps I just don't pay enough attention to weather everywhere, but mid-April seems like when the temperatures should be rising faster than it is.

Johnnie

Some dude named Hodor showed up.

Johnnie

Girls on my feed are posting this photo. It's killing me. That's not a squat.

Johnnie

The episode I downloaded had punk rock music over the last 2 minutes of audio between Jamie and whoever the captor guy was. So ridiculous.

But at least it didn't cut to black 6 minutes from the end like Mad Men last week.

Johnnie

So what does Yahoo tell you about this junk? You ever get a death threat because you wrote an article? Is that pursued via legal channels?

Johnnie

The girl that had the crush on me seems to be too busy for a simple hello these days. Some chick I was talking to in Germany just decided to vanish without warning. I went on a date with a Korean girl, and despite her being 'Americanized', I just don't know if flat out asking if she wants to be a fu...

Johnnie

Man shoots self in infield at NRA 500.

Really, Bronto? No 'MURICA shout out? I thought we were bros.

Johnnie

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:So, guys: yay or nay to me posting "Peniscakes" in 50 consecutive threads?

Nay to "Peniscakes."

Yay to "Icepeniscakes."

Johnnie

rass wrote:
rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
Whew.

Johnnie

This is real. And it is amazing.

The Young Turks on the topic:

Johnnie

Not as catchy or comically original as Gangnam Style, but still a solid effort. However, it needs more ladies doing this:

http://i.minus.com/i8pnpnkI41KKQ.gif" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; (File is nearly 5 MB. It's a gif of the main chick in the vid dancing.)

Johnnie

Why, why, why can't all MP3 devices be just plug-and-play, drag-and-drop without any special interface or software at all? (Unless there's 3rd party one you want to use.) I used my 2GB Samsung YP-U3 until the 3mm jack rendered the left ear bud of any headset worthless. It was a perfect little device...

Johnnie

BSF - I'm not sure you are supporting Johnnie's argument. His last post was in support of the argument AGAINST the new proposed background checks on gun purchases at gun shows and online. You seem to support background checks (as do I.) I'll group Shirley/Dave in with my response here. Did you both...

Johnnie

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Damn, that thing looks like a rejected puppet from the Muppet Show.

Miss Piggy's brother knows how to go on a bender.

Johnnie

I think that was me too.

Johnnie

I seriously can't believe this happened.

ETA

fixed the link.

Johnnie

Cool. So now in your mind not wanting to register a gun nationally is on par as an illegal activity as rape and underage drinking.

:-/

Good job.

Johnnie

Mandy Patinkin was Inigo Montoya. I had no idea.

Johnnie

Honestly, for you folks who are for it, nothing will be.

Johnnie

Johnnie

On background checks:

Johnnie

I'm hoping you guys read the rest of the article too since, ya know, he makes some great points about the insular selfishness and willful ignorance of Americans. Basically, 'MURICA and not America.

Johnnie

Did you just ask the guy with the Twitter handle "@JohnOnTheJohn" if he shits or not?

Btw, I'm an info junkie. Not a smart phone games junkie. Twitter, Reddit, Buzzfeed, YouTube videos, etc are what I'm looking at on the shitter.

Johnnie

::slow clap::

Johnnie

This dude Colion Noir is probably one of the best pro gun voices, but hey, Ted Nugent and Wayne LaPierre get pageviews.

Johnnie

Oh yea, I'm not really worried too much about money. Friends who work at Raytheon, BAE, Lockheed..etc all tell me that my military experience alone will get me in the door. So, ultimately, I lucked out quite well with being in logistics too. People want stuff. Stuff doesn't exist where they are, hen...

Johnnie

The Mantis Shrimp is the harbinger of blood-soaked rainbows. Who runs The Oatmeal? It's by far one of the best websites I'll ever go to. Where else are you gunna learn shit like what you posted and this: What we should have been taught in our senior year of high school. ETA : Matthew Inman. This wa...

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10 Things Most Americans Don’t Know About America This guy nails it. Completely and totally. I'm so mad I didn't read this last year, but I'm thankful a friend just posted it on Facebook. Read it. It's worth the time to. Throughout history, every dominant civilization eventually collapsed because i...

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And the girl that played Ruthie. I believe she's in Maxim this month, but I cannot Google at work because of the filters or else I'd fulfill the rules.

Johnnie

I also would strongly consider enlisting in the military before I went to school, in part for the so-called adventure of being a soldier and another part for building discipline. Meh. Enlisting, while all fine and dandy, isn't the "going to college, get commissioned, start getting paid well im...

Johnnie

Did you guys watch that stupid Jim Carrey parody called "Cold Dead Hand" and then the absolutely predictable nuclear overreaction from the FOX News puppets? Good times.

Johnnie

I think I'm the only person I know who doesn't play games on my smart phone.

Johnnie

Just looked at that dogs in pantyhose thing. What the fuck, man? Who does that shit?

Johnnie

You 2 really need to be in a buddy comedy together.

Johnnie

People probably just love racism and the perception that the song goes against that hinders racism's progress. Hence, taken down.

Johnnie

So this is what happens when you tell Korean kids to express their thoughts: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/4/9/12/enhanced-buzz-4883-1365524567-9.jpg http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/4/9/13/enhanced-buzz-18516-1365528619-3.jpg http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/sta...

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Papa John balls hard.

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brian wrote:
Johnnie wrote:Because of their avatars, I'm getting ZMan & Jerloma confused, still.

And I have no idea who Square Rob is.
aka Bobby FiveSides

Ohhh. Gotcha. Thanks.

Johnnie

Because of their avatars, I'm getting ZMan & Jerloma confused, still.

And I have no idea who Square Rob is.

Johnnie

As a dude who wasn't, it kind of was weird to learn that that's what the norm was. Health class suddenly made feel insecure and, for a long, long time I kept it a secret. I never really told anyone or felt the need to. I thought if I did it would be a brand new reason to be harrassed by everyone. Li...

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