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Siakam trying to hold his shit in.

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Oh christ. Is "still uses Calibri" going to become the new "two spaces after a period"? Do you also wear ankle socks, boomer? Fuck, are ankle socks an old man thing? Now that you mention it, my kids wear longer socks. Fuck it, I ain't changing, I'll wait until they come back in ...

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Forrest Shittaker

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Fuhrest Shittaker?

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mister d wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2024 11:35 am Oh christ. Is "still uses Calibri" going to become the new "two spaces after a period"?

Do you also wear ankle socks, boomer?

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mister d wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2024 10:34 am What the fuck is Aptos Narrow?

My work computer has Aptos as a default now. Was there some Microsoft update recently?

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America is a fucking joke.

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T-Mobile raising prices for older plans. $5 per line for me. Fully expect that it's another $5 per line in 6 month and another 6 months after that. Infinite growth must prevail! Line must always go up. https://www.cnet.com/tech/mobile/t-mobile-is-raising-prices-on-some-of-its-older-plans-starting-wi...

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Jerloma wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 8:50 am It's Greg to a fucking tee.

If it is to be said, so it is.

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Jerloma wrote: ↑Mon May 20, 2024 5:30 pm
Johnnie wrote: ↑Mon May 20, 2024 5:08 pm He kind of reminds me of a mix between Buster Bluth and Kendall Roy.
Watch it one more time and think of Succession but not a Roy.

LOL. Greg. Now I see it.

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He kind of reminds me of a mix between Buster Bluth and Kendall Roy.

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A Cyber Truck passed by me on base while a Top Dog Law commercial played on the radio.

The douchechills were palpable.

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.....aaaaand I know the person who bought it.

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Ah, how about instead of a gift card it's "store credit."

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Eminem's daughter got married.

Seems like it was only yesterday she was helping dump her mom's dead body with her father.

(Eminem is 51, btw.)

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I don’t think they are taxed when you buy so you have to tax after. Yea, I googled it. The example is what's to stop you from getting a gift card for the exact purchase price of a very large amount making the thing you purchased $0 and avoiding tax. Maybe it's a state to state difference with small...

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It will never not piss me off that some stores that offer gift cards will only apply them to the full price price plus sales tax instead of to the item(s) before tax is calculated. And then these same stores have the nerve to add on an additional charge because you pay with a credit card. Pretty su...

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It will never not piss me off that some stores that offer gift cards will only apply them to the full price price plus sales tax instead of to the item(s) before tax is calculated.

And then these same stores have the nerve to add on an additional charge because you pay with a credit card.

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Darn.

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Would've been so good if it was a Camaro.

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The quicker we move to electric vehicles the better.

And if this is how you have to cater to the lowest common denominator to get there, fantastic.

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If I lived in your neighborhood and you put in a fucking charging station I might murder you in your sleep. It's not dead center in the neighborhood and you could wall it off. But for real, the patch of land is so awkward I don't know what you can put there (outside of a playground or parking lot) ...

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There's an area in my neighborhood that's about 3.5 acres which would be perfect for a park/charging station for my town. (It's about 5 minutes off the highway too. So yes, it might spike traffic.) However, since where I live is unincorporated and isn't a city with a true city government, the land i...

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The aforementioned brand Spicy Shark has a great hot honey.

https://www.thespicyshark.com/hot-honey

Also, the season 24 lineup is here:

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Woooow. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/stormthecapitolgame/storm-the-capitol-the-board-game?ref=android_project_share Ok, looks like I missed this from 4 months ago, but the Kickstarter is recent: https://youtu.be/SZ93Z8nC9eE?si=4--SD8Mx4fr0Oddz https://youtu.be/8fGbCKlPG1M?si=D7q_rzku564oU0Uy

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Need more details here. I'm spacing on the exact foods at the moment (it's late and I'm tired), but I'll ask tomorrow. I know when he and his gf came over for dinner a while back she was giving him shit because she had made something that took several hours to put together and he just decided to th...

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I like to dip cold pizza in ranch/bleu cheese.

My buddy is the real "Food Crimes" guy though. He'll randomly put cinnamon on stuff for no reason. Or put almonds straight from the bag onto cooked food. It's so odd.

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Giff wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2024 7:52 pm Fuck Greg Abbott. I want him to die in a way that causes the most suffering.

I really want someone to simply knock over his wheelchair.

Then he gets hit by a train.

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Someone spliced the Ghostbusters 2 scene with this portrait dubbed over Vigo's and it's perfect. I have to find it.

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Lol. That would make sense actually. I bet it's true. Edit https://twitter.com/JoJoFromJerz/status/1791086245314957483?t=DMNLZk9XucTGbiqoPNe_BQ&s=19 Such a cute couple. Now I know where he put his fist. https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_nbcnews-fp-1200-630,f_auto,q_auto:best/mpx/...

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I think that was Dan Pfeiffer, Syb. So yes. It's a good point.

However, once this current court thing wraps up he should be mostly free since the other 3 have been delayed and delayed and delayed.

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Then there's this asshole:

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Was Jesus really big on assertive masculinity and fighting against DEI? Yes. And leaving immigrants to drown. And machine guns. While riding his raptor. Jesus is the greatest DEI story of all time considering there are zero white people in the Bible. But of course present day white conservative Chr...

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On that cheerful note, Origins Game Fair is a month away and I'm totally psyched for it.

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"ThE LiBz CaNcElLeD mE."

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