The Swamp

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Pretty Sure I Can Fly Johnny Knoxville and Elna Baker (this American Life) humorous conversation with folks who have done things that never have been done. First episode is a pretty interesting conversation between Elna and Knoxville. 2nd episode is Travis Pastrana. Besides all of the awesome shit ...

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This guy is a fucking jackass. Omg.

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The clips I've seen on my feed are not limited to criticism of the Israel government. As I mentioned above, "Go Back to Poland!" So there is definitely some anti-semitic stuff happening at the same time as, and in the vicinity of, the student protests. The question is whether that stuff i...

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I'm sure there are some anti-semetic people at the rallies (and anywhere else people gather), but these protests are against the Israeli gov't, not jewish people. Otherwise, there are a whole lot of anti-semetic jewish people both there and living around me and in Isarel, etc, etc. Framing it as an...

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I just find it so ridiculous that these police forces can crawl out from the darkness to intimidate peaceful protestors (no matter their message), yet when the Capitol gets attacked, nothing.

That plus the organization and money to fund January 6th lets you know it was an inside job.

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https://twitter.com/MonicaLewinsky/status/1783299229110473017?t=Nh5xV0UVEKKOges4ydlPPA&s=19 For reference: that's a lyric from a new Taylor Swift song. It led people to Google her childhood home. It's a really nice home. Shocker. https://trending.knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/where-did-the-...

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They gave TikTok 9 months instead of 6 to be transferred.

So surprise, surprise. It won't mess with the election.

But yes, the move is massively tone deaf and partially hypocritical since there's been outreach to influencers to get folks to vote.

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My contributions to this thread really move it along:

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That's all fair. I guess whenever I hear some oldhead chirping about shit like this it immediately snaps me back to my first base where I was derided and told 'I didn't have to be bribed to defend my country' because I got a $6k enlistment bonus. I was further mocked as part of the 'PlayStation Gene...

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 1:40 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 1:21 pm If she plays in the W the way she played in college that is gonna be a steal for Nike.
There seems to be some resentment of her among the old guard WNBA players, so it appears she’s really going to have to earn it.

Oldheads gunna oldhead. What does she have to 'earn' exactly?

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Ah, the NECCO warehouse. I used to drive past it as a kid. As was mentioned, Amazon moved in because that land was prime being close to a major roadway and being a straight shot to the airport.

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 2:34 pmFWIW, I like those old uniforms.

Eta: I’m getting texts from various non-Bronco fan friends “congratulating” me on the Broncos’ acquiring Zach Wilson. Sheesh.

We were all warned he was cooked before ever playing a game:

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Tom Brady looking like an AI'd John Cena.

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mister d wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:38 pm The timing in here is just amazing.

Same day as the new jersey announcement?

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Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:43 pm Not to be a dick, but that juror also lists X as a source of news, which mitigates things in my mind.

X and Truth Social. Fantastic.

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Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:12 pm I saw my first Cybertruck today. It looks like someone put sheet metal over an El Camino.

It's been lovingly referred to as an 'Incel' Camino.

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Chocolate covered caramel and peanuts?

So... it's a PayDay dipped in chocolate, right?

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Let's hope the Fox News and Truth Social assholes get canned:

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I missed this a week ago: Juju posted his little Juju on Snapchat with his girlfriend in the passenger seat. Like, wtf are you doing, man?

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I'm fucking crying right now:

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DANK BRANDON

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That's friggin cool, man. (No pun intended)

When you're done there see if you can take a contractor gig doing something at Pituffik (formerly Thule) Air Base in Greenland.

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rass wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:21 pm Excited that it’s post-apocalyptic husk is going to make an appearance in the Fallout series on Amazon.

It's because of this thread that when I saw it in the episode I went "Why do I know of that place?"

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So, was he trying to flirt? Or, just be a cringy douchebag? Googled him. Says he was born in 1967, so he just misses the cusp of being a Boomer, but there's a component of Gen X that acts pretty boomerish, so I'd say since he's a white dude with a lot of entitlement and not much common sense he was...

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And that's just a couple of them. Another one (that I can't find) said some shit like "YOU GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT. YOUR LEG WAS AMPUTATED. AND NOW TOP DOG GOT YOU YOUR MONEY." or some wild shit like that. I DIED TWO TIMES!!! They've switched up the beat in recent commercials. Not as epic, b...

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Let's check in on Madison Cawthorne:

Now let's check in on his ex wife:

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There goes that YouTube algorithm again...

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Keenan Thompson has been on TV doing comedy stuff since he was a kid on All That. He's beyond legendary at this point.

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GODISWU - Dark gray Nissan Altima

I don't think they meant Ghostface Killah, RZA, GZA, Method Man, or Ol' Dirty.

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I assume he meant knock him the fuck out when he hit his girlfriend? That would make sense, but hear me out, I do not want to go to prison. She's making excuse after excuse for his behavior over text with me. I'm not risking prison over that. I know my own strength and I've been to combat skills tr...

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HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 5:32 pmJohnnie you know what to do there.

Please don't say "Reach out to him and be the bigger man."

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He could've zoomed in on the menu on his cell phone, but he'd rather try to exhibit some serious control issues because he has deep-seated insecurities and clearly needs therapy. Like my cousin who on Saturday night decided to get blackout drunk in Scottsdale and with his other blacked out drunk fri...

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I'm going to have to watch the full episode, but the cold open from last night calls back to the same skit from 8 years ago where he couldn't hold it together at all, so he might be hamming it up.

Adam Driver he is not.

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I'm not sure what I did to make Paige Beuckers videos of her dancing and doing silly stuff with friends apear all over my Instagram, but I'm not mad at it.

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Chicken. Shit. Coward. Just like the rest of them.

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