The Swamp

Johnnie

The Leftovers was ok. I guess I don't have a big enough brain to get it all. It had an intriguing storyline, but the creator of Lost is gunna do Lost shit.

(And I never watched Lost, but I've read enough about it to never want to watch it.)

Johnnie

mister d wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2024 9:42 pm I know you haven’t been around much but Johnnie has been posting a lot of erotica about what he would do to Sue Paterno now that her bed is empty.

She's a freak, that one. Told me to dig up her dead husband so she could skullfuck him with her new strap on. Just a minx.

Johnnie

Hey Puss Nuts. Ball your right hand into a fist and ram it elbow deep into your asshole.

Johnnie

I'd be mad if my name was 'Chennedy.' Also, check Angel Reese hopping up from the bench like something good happened. Chuck is right. https://twitter.com/JoePompliano/status/1796981067628388538?t=VTXC0gKihozGOnSeULe_AA&s=19 https://twitter.com/trendyhoopstars/status/1796957171940491633 https://t...

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MaxWebster wrote: ↑Fri May 31, 2024 2:20 pm Interesting timing that this afternoon at work we got an email from the US Office of Special Counsel regarding a new/updated approach to enforcement of the Hatch Act...

I haven't seen that email yet, but I'll keep my eyes open for it.

Johnnie

New Eminem video

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That's fucked up:

Johnnie

I'm not pissed over this. I'm happy. But I also know that rich people in America get their own system of justice. So it's fun to call him a convicted felon now, but ultimately means nothing in the grand scheme because we should've never been at this place to begin with. And I highly doubt any of his...

Johnnie

For me, with no prison time means it was all a spectacle.

I just want someone to have the balls to do the right thing for once.

Johnnie

What happens now? Is he still the nominee? Can he still win? What does a president governing from a state jail cell look like? There is ZERO in our election laws that excludes him from being the nominee and/or serving as president. The qualifications for both are being 35 or older and a natural bor...

Johnnie

I was doing work in my classified area so I didn't have my phone on me.

Like, holy shit. Get fucked, traitor.

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I laughed.

Johnnie

I just pulled this card out of a pack of cards this evening.

It goes for anywhere between $500-$1k. I'm kinda taken aback by it. Like, holy shit.

Johnnie

A Bonchon Chicken is opening here soon. Fucking psyched. They opened today and I went. Waited about 30 minutes because, predictably, it was busy. I got boneless wings, bulgogi tacos, and fries. I was not impressed. I'll chalk it up to them being busy and me not getting the bone in wings. Various tr...

Johnnie

How'd I miss this SNL skit from a month ago?

(Was it posted on the board? I feel like it was. Whatever. Here you go.)

Johnnie

This guy has sucked shit for a loooooong time.

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The Good Liars are so fucking awesome.

Johnnie

Holiday stole the ball!

/Johnny Most'd

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Sports is the one area where nepo baby bullshit doesn't exist. If you can play, you're playing. So the only reason to take Bronny is purely designed to lure LeBron because of his supposed desire to play with his son. Edit LeBron playing in Phoenix would be something. https://www.instagram.com/p/C7W9...

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I'd really love to know who the Gallego-Trump people are in Arizona. That makes no damn sense.

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rass wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2024 4:52 pm I fucking fill my mouth with Tostito crumbs and squirt TJs green dragon sauce in my mouth directly from the bottle.

Johnnie

I burned through every season of The Righteous Gemstones and the first season of Barry. Also started in on the first season of The Leftovers.

HBO Max has a bunch of good TV shows.

Johnnie

Jeeeeezzzzz ussssss....

Johnnie

My experience with asking cancer docs this question (because my wife gets quarterly checkups because of her melanoma experience) is that "you cut the cancer off of the kidney and go from there." One of my wife's scans showed a 'mass' on her kidney which, after surgery, ended up just being ...

Johnnie

I had just read a Reddit post last week about that was titled something along the lines of "what was passed off as fact but was completely bullshit?" And Super Size Me was a response in the comments. Apparently, his massive alcohol problem wasn't disclosed when he was doing his 'research.'...

Johnnie

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2024 8:45 am And this is why the Doritos taco at Taco Bell is/was disgusting.

Pretty sure this idea was borne out of the fact that people have been using Doritos as their chip of choice for nachos way before Pepsi Co had the idea.

Johnnie

I'm gunna check this out:

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Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 1:12 pm
mister d wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 1:07 pm Too much going on here.
1) Green peppers in gravy is fucking weird.
2) Raisins in potato salad is a white ppl are shitty cooks meme
3) The Trinity and Mirepoix are slight variations on commonly used cooking bases

Yup. Succinct.

Johnnie

Has anyone ever had gravy (for biscuits and gravy) that included green bell peppers? Anyone? We're having a squadron breakfast this morning with a lot of great food and the biscuits and gravy person was adamant that she add bell peppers to her gravy. I'm fully expecting a secret stash of potato sala...

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Nikki Haley endorses Trump. She's getting raked on social media for being a coward.

Johnnie

If you base a big part of your identity on "America, fuck yeah!' and fly flags and shit ... you should be able to recognize the shape of the USA on a map. I mean, that's the lowest fucking bar. I'm amazed these people can dress themselves. They wrap themselves in the flag and Jesus and haven't...

Johnnie

mister d wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2024 2:45 pm Alright, lets see if I can name all 50 in 5 minutes ...

There's a song for that, actually. If you speed run it, you get easily do it in under a minute.

Johnnie

My first day of American History class, when I was a junior in high school, the teacher handed out unlabeled maps of the United States to each of us and told us to identify as many of the 50 states as we could. Not for a grade, but just so he “could see what he was working with”. I got almost all o...

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This is fantastic:

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Siakam trying to hold his shit in.

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