The Swamp

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"ThE LiBz CaNcElLeD mE."

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I don't know why Bill Maher continues to have Bill Burr on his podcast. It always goes terribly for him... https://twitter.com/CoreyRForrester/status/1790155722354803105 What have you done in Washington? NOTHIN'. The entire media landscape summed up in one thought. Bill Burr is the fucking man.

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CarGurus.com was very helpful to me. I recommended it to Johnnie and I believe he had a positive experience, as well. Yup. Last summer I was looking for a Hyundai Sonata specifically. The website posted a VIN for a vehicle that was traded in that morning well before photos or a price popped up. I w...

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Yea, I thought about my post after the fact and figured an event like that was probably not that known ahead of time. I saw pics on Reddit the next morning and was like damn. Oddly enough, I actually stayed up late watching TV on Friday but since I wasn't glued to my phone I had no idea. The sky out...

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Apparently it was all over the Arizona sky. Would've liked a heads up on that the way the eclipse was marketed.

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It's kinda scary what info you can pull of people with a "first name last name town" kinda Google search. I just googled about this and it's called 'smishing' or phishing via SMS. https://faq.usps.com/s/article/Scams-Scheme-Alerts There's a few places you can call to report this. Good luck...

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I just bumped the military thread a moment ago about this story. It's fucking awful. I hate it so much.

Fucking pigs.

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I'm sure this has been the trajectory for well over a couple years because I'm absolutely positive Derek Thompson, writer for The Atlantic and host of the Ringer podcast Plain English has mentioned it several times.

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From the same Police Dept that shit its pants over an acorn falling comes this:

Police Who Shot Florida Airman 6 Times in His Home May Have Entered Wrong Apartment, Family Says

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Disney, Hulu and Max Streaming Bundle Will Soon Become Available

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You're doing the thing that Steve Aoki to prove anyone can become a DJ but without the rich dad that owned Benihana.

But this is way better. And your other songs are awesome too.

Edit:

Jesus Christ. I can't stop fucking laughing

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https://twitter.com/karmathartic/status/1788191096662642787?t=1ALPe77-MtcHQghVGHZwiQ&s=19 And the memes are fire: https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1788201581965349092?t=J3RSX-5cNhn6v3Tu023RXw&s=19 https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1788186837497893154?t=Rq8YS4mfaBr3boCxhXIEbw&a...

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Ugggh.

Classified*

Fucking autocorrect.

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Aileen 'Thundercunt' Cannon indefinitely delays the clarified documents trial.

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I hadn't read that article yet. Yeesh. It's not antisemitic to say that that Israel killing people indiscriminately with American money is bad and wrong. How tough is this? Is the necessity for having Israel as an ally this important? It really makes me think politics is a big fix that the current U...

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Google News suggested this Polygon article about it to me today. I haven't read it yet, but I will when I have a minute.

https://www.polygon.com/reviews/2414844 ... ubi-review

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See, I thought that was a joke. Considering Edelman opened his set with a Kraft funeral joke, I figured everything was fine.

Now Affleck's set was a total abomination and he should be dragged for it.

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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 10:47 am Did anyone bring up that his supermodel, higher earning wife divorced him and took his kids because he wanted to play on a 8-9 also-ran instead of being with her and their kids? Because if not, that wasn't a roast.

I think Kevin Hart did in his opening monologue.

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Zero jokes about him kissing his kid. Disappointing.

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So far, so good on this Tom Brady roast.

But Kim Kardashian just got up on stage.

Edit

Bill Belichick is actually killing it right now.

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Speaking of Trump crap:

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These in an air fryer with hot sauce/dipping sauce are awesome.

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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 10:39 am They’re tortoises, Johnnie. /pedantic

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 10:44 am Every time I see this thread come up, I wonder if Sydney Sweeney died again.

No, but some of my unborn children did.

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Man, I thought I was clever. It was just a play on Darwin spending time on Galapagos the way they are and the "Award" I'd get is one where I'm very, very, very wrong about the intentions of my actions. It wasn't even about dying from jerking off because of the expectation! I should've stuc...

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BLWDUP - on a Purple Heart license plate driving onto base this morning.

I even snapped a picture and posted in group chats and Instagram stories because that's the best damn license plate I've seen in a long time.

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If we're wrong, then it's a Darwin Award I don't mind winning.

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If these two Rivians get cheap enough you're going to see a lot more of them.

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Reddit r/sports and all other sports related subreddits I care about, Instagram, Twitter.

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What about a joke involving chickpeas and garbanzo beans!? Can we even talk about that anymore!?

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Jerry Seinfeld is a guest on Neal Brennan's podcast this week.

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I used to one up them and say "semicolon however comma" just to be a dick with a "well, akshully" tone.

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If I could get rid of one single term out of all the corporate buzzwords or whatever you call them that have infiltrated the workplace, it would be "fireside chat," and it's really not even close. I'd have a circle back to this orgy with synergy and put a pin in that for now if I never he...

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