The Swamp

Johnnie

I assume he meant knock him the fuck out when he hit his girlfriend? That would make sense, but hear me out, I do not want to go to prison. She's making excuse after excuse for his behavior over text with me. I'm not risking prison over that. I know my own strength and I've been to combat skills tr...

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HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 5:32 pmJohnnie you know what to do there.

Please don't say "Reach out to him and be the bigger man."

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He could've zoomed in on the menu on his cell phone, but he'd rather try to exhibit some serious control issues because he has deep-seated insecurities and clearly needs therapy. Like my cousin who on Saturday night decided to get blackout drunk in Scottsdale and with his other blacked out drunk fri...

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I'm going to have to watch the full episode, but the cold open from last night calls back to the same skit from 8 years ago where he couldn't hold it together at all, so he might be hamming it up.

Adam Driver he is not.

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I'm not sure what I did to make Paige Beuckers videos of her dancing and doing silly stuff with friends apear all over my Instagram, but I'm not mad at it.

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Chicken. Shit. Coward. Just like the rest of them.

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I'm trying to figure out where the 4th foot is. And the logistics of two sets of functioning genitals. Did he pee out of both? Did both drain the same bladder? I guess his brain was able to figure out how to control all of that? If you Google the dude the 4th foot looks like excess flesh on his kne...

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Coyotes players have been told they're going to Salt Lake City https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/arizona-coyotes-players-told-team-is-moving-to-utah/ Holy crap. This was news a week ago: Arizona Coyotes release details of proposed entertainment district near Scottsdale “My family and I are commi...

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Fallout (Amazon) is fucking fantastic. Think Terry Gilliam level of absurdity/brilliance. I gotta start watching that. Never played the video games, but, like Doctor Who, there's a crossover Magic: The Gathering set that came out recently and now I need to know all about it. My wife and I finished ...

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Didn't know this before today:

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My God. This was incredible:

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All the comments are amazing.

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OJ Simpson. Not a Jew.

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The Navy posted this and got flamed so hard they took it down: It looks photoshopped horribly, but it was shared on the official account. The scope is mounted backwards and the caps are on; he's chicken winging it; the front grip looks like it's falling off and is too far back too. https://www.reddi...

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2 justices who upheld Arizona's 1864 abortion ban are up for reelection. Who are they? This is great (from the r/Arizona megathread ): . . . . image.png . . . Unfortunately all 7 of the justices have been appointed by Republican governors Jan Brewer or Doug Ducey. Maybe Dark Biden can learn from th...

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Giff wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2024 1:32 pm Arizona has now banned all abortion in the state based off the enforcement of a law from before women had the right to vote and before Arizona was even a state.

Thank fuck.

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For my buddy's birthday his girlfriend surprised him with a trip out to Texas to watch this thing. I'm fine with missing it, personally. I was just coming here to ask if there I’m wrong to not care about this. Scheduled a call for 2:00. People keep posting where you can get free glasses, and I have...

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For my buddy's birthday his girlfriend surprised him with a trip out to Texas to watch this thing. I'm fine with missing it, personally.

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WrestleMania is on right now. Live on Peacock.

Edit:

So The Rock just turns on The Bloodline tonight, right? He was speared last night by accident and WWE just oversells how "family" Roman Reigns, The Rock, and everyone is.

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PLUGS - Blue Tesla Model 3, veteran plate

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Best burn: "Madison Cawthorne if he could walk"

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Long Shadow's 2nd season was excellent. It's 7 podcasts that discussed the timeline and highlights the radical right wing movement from Waco to J6.

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So what you're saying is silly string and candles aren't a good mix? (Check out the dude in John Lennon glasses as it's happening.)

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You can definitely pop into the 2005 Eccelston series and be ok. I had some general background knowledge from seeing some of the Baker Who as a kid and was fine. That still gives you a ton to watch. I only kept up through the end of Matt Smith’s run. Going back to the real beginning seems like a lo...

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We'll see what happens, but if this energizes people to vote blue in Florida...

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Best one liners:

"Imagine being the diversity hire at your own baby shower."

"Jim Crowed her to the back AGAIN."

"She sticks out like a black thumb."

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So there I was with my VPN on using Panama as a tunnel (or whatever it's called) and I got curious to HBO Max's price. I Googled and it has their middle plan for $110 for the year and I figured, ok fine. I'll do it. Well, I go to their website and lo and behold it's showing $49.90. So, uh yea. I cre...

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This dude's voiceover for Heavy Rescue 401 put me into gigglefits when I was high as fuck.

The cadence of what he's saying plus the accent just kills me.

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Traffic must have been hell last night.

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:52 pm MacDill Air Fest is this weekend. The Thunderbirds are currently practicing and my front yard is a perfect vantage point. Murica!

That's dope. You can avoid the crowd and still watch the show.

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Stuffed sopapillas are god's gift to us mere humans. I worship at the alter of carne adovada and chile rellenos. Carne adovada stuffed sopapilla! I put this entree above green chile cheeseburgers. I'd go to Monroe's which was down the street from where I lived and that's all I'd get. I miss ABQ.

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Stopped at Giff's namesake burger joint in ABQ last week, still excellent. The boy (who basically survives on hamburgers) placed it 3rd in his hierarchy. Also, Pericio's (small New Mexican chain) still slaps. Carne Adovada and rellenos from the heavens. The best green chile cheeseburger is at The G...

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Ernie Hudson is 78. Paul Rudd is 54.

And then there's...

Unreal.

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