The Swamp

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Total annihilation. Dominance from the first whistle. #NYR

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Scottie wrote:
kranepool wrote:Faldo is encouraging Woods to sack up and quit.
What's that on? Golf Channel?

Why should Tiger withdraw? Because some pretentious twunt from England thinks he should?

Faldo reverses course.

Man, I hate flip-floppers.

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Faldo is encouraging Woods to sack up and quit.

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Quentin got 8 games, so he won't be in the lineup when they meet again this week, but yeah, this isn't over by any stretch.

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I did not make one bit of sense yesterday. Work-related stress is killing me.

Sorry.

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Legend.

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I Was Wrong - Social Distortion

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(Seriously, I didn't even know about the history part. I looked at Ellis' location and the pitch and couldn't see how it wasn't intentional - sorry for being a douche. None of the baseball writers seem to agree with me. Perhaps I should cross that off the list, too [in addition to being the first 44...

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(changes Yahoo! team name to "Greinke's Collarbone")

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Ya got me. The $147MM man who accidentally hit Quentin twice prior missed his location in a tight NL game on a 3-2 pitch by four and a half feet. Inside. By accident. Again.

Can we put this behind us and make we'll-see-bitch-face a thing?

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1) history, and
2) Ellis' location

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brian wrote:did absolutely nothing wrong

Except intentionally hitting a guy who is 40 lbs heavier, where there is history between the two.

Also, "we'll see bitch" face.

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Matt Kemp needs to shut the fuck up.

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A year's worth of VPN, free, with your .edu email address (which is easy to get if you don't already have one).

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rass wrote:I need to just nut up and get a vasectomy

Hi guys! Just checking in.

Welp, see ya later!

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Mumbai Indians?

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You guys remember my hate-hate relationship with a company that rhymes with LexisSchmexis. The EVP of sales was (still is, for that matter) the weakest leader of any organization I've ever known. He ruled by consensus, and then by exception without explanation. He excused himself for any decision he...

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Since this was more important than work, I just tried it. It shakes out. What I did was moved the "position" column to the right, as you suggested, and then I copy-and-pasted the "position" column in-between each inning. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a231/68725/201109/4-8-201...

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Ryan wrote:Doesn't the column where the names you're trying to match have to be the first column of the lookup table?

I thought that since I was trying to return position, that position in the first table needed to be on the left, but I think you're right.

I'll give that a shot and report back, thanks!

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Needy little bastard wants to pitch.

"You should just call me Bryce Harper, that's what everybody calls me anyway."

You'll bat last and like it.

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Scottie wrote:So . . . I'm the only Swamper that thought, instinctively, that this was an up-skirt beaver shoot photo posting thread?

I'd probably put that in the "Temporary Pope Resigned, Now A New Temporary Pope Thread" thread.

Or "Poles and Polls".

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Hmm, have you tried just =VLOOKUP(L2,$B$2:$I$13,1) ? That should work, shouldn't it? OK. Shit just got weird. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a231/68725/201109/4-8-20137-08-11AM_zps3763492a.jpg Removing "FALSE" or "0" at the end of the argument insinuates "TRUE" or &...

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Vlad being heckled by topless protesters in Germany. Some guys have all the luck.

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I've double and triple checked.
I've tried B2:I13.
I've tried $B$2:$I$13.
I've tried removing all spaces [CTRL+H] (there are none leading/trailing).
I've tried tables for each data set.
I've cut and pasted-values into a new sheet.

Smashing my skull on the desk here. Double-keying makes me nuts.

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Thanks, AB_S_T, but I get a "you've entered too many arguments for this function" message.

I say, "no I haven't", but my computer doesn't appreciate Monty Python.

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I'm doin' it wrong. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a231/68725/201109/4-6-20132-25-50PM_zpsf5fab25d.jpg While scrimmaging pre-opening day, I am setting lineups and evaluating new players at the plate and in the field. In an effort to I'm looking for a way to auto-populate Cell M2 with L2's positio...

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"Luongo's Twitter HQ"

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Ryan Seacrest trying to high-five a blind contestant. Killing me.

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Rent.

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Comic Sans.

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Yup. This was my laugh of the day yesterday.

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MaxWebster wrote:If there are any software-QA jobs that any of you BC chaps know about now's the time to tell me.

How close to YVR? We're always hiring (in Seattle). http://www.whitepagesinc.com/careers/current_openings" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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I saw him in Concord, CA around 1981. Hard to listen to. And I was a big fan. I saw him at Lincoln Center in NYC in 87. Had the same experience. Just painful. Being in the audience was fun though; I ended up talking to Omar Hakim in the lobby for what felt like forever. Anyway, here's Jaco Pastoriu...

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We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese (all the nicknames given to David Ryder in Mystery Science Theater 3000's review of "Space Mutiny".)

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