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by kranepool
Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: SACK TRICK!!!
Replies: 236
Views: 8669

Re: SACK TRICK!!!

Today is the 10th anniversary of my vasectomy. Viva vas deferens!

by kranepool
Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 201
Views: 20380

Re: JOKES

Yossel the Hassid is in London on business. It's now one hour to shabbos and he's all dressed up in his shabbos clothes ready to go to a local shul. He takes the lift to the ground floor and walks towards the exit, as he reaches the reception area he sees a stunning British Airways hostess with blon...
by kranepool
Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:54 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 201
Views: 20380

Re: JOKES

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, &quo...
by kranepool
Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:42 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
Replies: 1434
Views: 108293

Re: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza

Has "Gunpowder Jones" written all over it.

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by kranepool
Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:37 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: LinkedIn
Replies: 88
Views: 6610

Re: LinkedIn

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by kranepool
Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:39 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1983
Views: 198676

Re: Random Videos

In case you ever thought, "I wonder what The Wiggles on acid would look like?"

by kranepool
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:23 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Fantasy Hockey 2014-2015
Replies: 56
Views: 6282

Re: Swamp Fantasy Hockey 2014-2015

I'm in a free fantasy hockey league, and I'm looking for free, relatively reliable 2014-2015 rankings. I have no idea what I'm doing.

Would you guys go Lundquist 1, Nash 2, St. Louis 3, McDonagh 4?

What do you use?

(Thanks)
by kranepool
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:14 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Temporary (Still?) Onion Thread
Replies: 108
Views: 10134

Re: Temporary (Still?) Onion Thread

It’s Just My Luck To Lose Thousands At The Blackjack Tables Every Night For The Past Few Weeks
Let’s face it: Every now and then, you catch a bad break for the entire month of August and most of September.
by kranepool
Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:31 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hypothetical Worst Mixtape Ever ...
Replies: 234
Views: 8613

Re: Hypothetical Worst Mixtape Ever ...

Gunpowder Jones - Fuck Kranepool
by kranepool
Thu Jul 24, 2014 6:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Athletes breaking laws and beating women
Replies: 164
Views: 12608

Re: Athletes breaking laws and beating women

And Chuck Knoblauch throws yet another one into the 15th row.
by kranepool
Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:45 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
Replies: 809
Views: 45819

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Gunpowder wrote:... everybody knows somebody that has one.
The Sybian wrote:... I can't think of any who admitted to a DUI.
Then it's you.
by kranepool
Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:59 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 201
Views: 20380

Re: JOKES

What’s the difference between an epileptic clamdigger and a prostitute with diarrhea?

The clamdigger shucks between fits.
by kranepool
Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)
Replies: 1059
Views: 60982

Re: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)

Orange was a curious choice.

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by kranepool
Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:27 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Independence Day, America!
Replies: 10
Views: 927

Happy Independence Day, America!

by kranepool
Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Tony Gwynn
Replies: 33
Views: 1734

Re: Tony Gwynn

In 323 at-bats against Tom Glavine, John Smoltz, Pedro Martinez and Greg Maddux, Tony Gwynn struck out a total of 3 times.
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by kranepool
Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:35 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB June 2014
Replies: 49
Views: 2585

Re: MLB June 2014

The Mets can't escape mediocrity even on this list.
by kranepool
Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:33 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
Replies: 263
Views: 13129

Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread

Vegas has:

LAK: -150
NYR: +130

by kranepool
Fri May 30, 2014 9:18 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
Replies: 263
Views: 13129

Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread

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by kranepool
Thu May 29, 2014 6:55 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
Replies: 263
Views: 13129

Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread

Let's Go (BLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGPH) Rangers!
by kranepool
Mon May 26, 2014 4:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB May 2014
Replies: 147
Views: 5736

Re: MLB May 2014

Praise sweet baby jesus in a manger. The Mets released Jose Valverde, Sandy Alderson announced after Monday’s game. Valverde surrendered four earned runs in Monday’s game. He entered with the Mets leading 2-1. He posted a 5.66 ERA, with two saves, over 20 innings. Vic Black is expected to be called ...
by kranepool
Mon May 26, 2014 4:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB May 2014
Replies: 147
Views: 5736

Re: MLB May 2014

Valverde, with a great way to honor our fallen heroes.
by kranepool
Mon May 26, 2014 10:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Joe Namath - HOF - Can someone explain why please?
Replies: 12
Views: 1034

Re: Joe Namath - HOF - Can someone explain why please?

Tom 1860 wrote:I can also think of three of others who likely don't make the HOF (Eli Manning)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Wait. You were serious?

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by kranepool
Sat May 24, 2014 8:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
Replies: 263
Views: 13129

Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread

LOL Briere and his one-cuntsmanship.
(Stepan's injury) seems a little fishy to me. It seems like a game.
Ryan McDonagh is a great defenseman but I've never seen a guy slash this much since Chris Pronger.
I can't wait for game 4.
by kranepool
Sat May 24, 2014 11:42 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB May 2014
Replies: 147
Views: 5736

Re: MLB May 2014

by kranepool
Mon May 19, 2014 11:59 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
Replies: 809
Views: 45819

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Houston under 7.5
by kranepool
Mon May 19, 2014 11:58 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
Replies: 809
Views: 45819

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

I'm not going to touch this year's overs/unders with a 10-foot goat pecker.
by kranepool
Sun May 18, 2014 8:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
Replies: 263
Views: 13129

Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread

He'll be back to 1/0/-3 in no time.
by kranepool
Fri May 16, 2014 5:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Replies: 2145
Views: 176660

Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)

[media]https://videos-b-11.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-prn/10361768_1396499603969951_81493245_n.mp4[/media] Right click anywhere on the empty real estate, "View Source" Look for the *.mp4 link put {media} and {/media} tags around that link. Perv. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a231/6872...
by kranepool
Tue May 13, 2014 4:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
Replies: 263
Views: 13129

Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread

mister d wrote:I'm in full pre-puke mode.
I, too, am ready to sell the Buick.
by kranepool
Mon May 12, 2014 7:39 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
Replies: 263
Views: 13129

Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread

Or Lundquist is just 77.3% better at water bottle antics than Thornton.
by kranepool
Mon May 12, 2014 7:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
Replies: 263
Views: 13129

Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread

[Thornton] was fined $2,820.52, the maximum permitted under the CBA, with the money going to the Players’ Emergency Assistance Fund. [Lundqvist] has been fined $5,000 for unsportsmanlike conduct during Game 6 of the Second Round Stanley Cup Playoffs series against the Pittsburgh Penguins. Let that ...
by kranepool
Sat May 10, 2014 5:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 201
Views: 20380

Re: JOKES

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress ...
by kranepool
Sat May 10, 2014 8:27 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1983
Views: 198676

Re: Random Videos



That's an odd spot for an aileron roll.
by kranepool
Fri May 09, 2014 7:09 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NFL Draft Thread
Replies: 139
Views: 5888

Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NFL Draft Thread

AB_skin_test wrote:Why do you know so many Browns' fans?
I worked for a Miamisburg, OH-based company for 12 years. Population sample:

Buckeyes fans - 95%
Browns fans - 5%
Bengals fans - 0%

(I don't think they needed to move up on either pick)
by kranepool
Fri May 09, 2014 6:31 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NFL Draft Thread
Replies: 139
Views: 5888

Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NFL Draft Thread

The Giants take a WR3 in a WR-deep draft and the Cowboys take the T the Giants should have taken. Fuck.

Texting with a few Browns' fans last night produced a couple of gems:
I'm a Steelers' fan now!
The only way I could hate Johnny Manziel more is if he was black.
by kranepool
Wed May 07, 2014 9:25 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Excel
Replies: 178
Views: 9333

Re: Excel

I thank you all immensely. Kranepool must be pretty dumb if we came up with two effective solutions in minutes. You have no idea. One of my direct reports - who's worked for me for years through two different companies - sent me a summary of some Chik-Fil-A leadercast thingy recently and we had the ...
by kranepool
Tue May 06, 2014 9:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Excel
Replies: 178
Views: 9333

Re: Excel

In a large table, I have a list with thousands of clients, 200 different products and revenue associated for each line. If the Product is A, B, or E, I need to divide the revenue by 3. Otherwise, I need to leave the value as-is. I've tried ISNUMBER, MATCH, IF, and I'm just blanking after a very long...
by kranepool
Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB March/April 2014
Replies: 205
Views: 7315

Re: MLB March/April 2014

Is there a bigger bitch than Carlos Gomez?
by kranepool
Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB March/April 2014
Replies: 205
Views: 7315

Re: MLB March/April 2014

Rex wrote:Trivia:

Mariano Rivera had his #42 retired late last year. Who is the only other player who is not Jackie Robinson and who had the number 42 retired by an MLB team?
Mo Vaughn. Or this guy.

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