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Giff wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 2:29 pm
govmentchedda wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 2:29 pm I'd guess Fey or Poehler gets Lorne's seat.
That'll work too.

That'd be the best choices, but I can't imagine either of them doing it. They both have kids.

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Jerloma wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 2:20 pm Do you guys not get the Arrested Development reference?

I assumed that's what he was going for. If the guy likes Arrested Development, I approve of him.

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My buddy is getting a Rivian. He spent about 30 minutes giddily describing it to me on our way to Louisiana last month that I can't wait to see it. There are a bunch of them in town. They look cool, so I looked them up... they have some unbelievable features, especially if you go camping. Tons of g...

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My buddy is getting a Rivian. He spent about 30 minutes giddily describing it to me on our way to Louisiana last month that I can't wait to see it. There are a bunch of them in town. They look cool, so I looked them up... they have some unbelievable features, especially if you go camping. Tons of g...

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Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 1:51 pm What's wild is that he's wearing his jersey. I mean, there' a lot going on there, but I guess he wasn't a household name at that point... or something?

Don't all pro athletes go about their lives in uniform?

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That was a very weird skit, which I kind of liked. They've been doing a lot of stuff with former cast members. Which is nice, but also feels like a bit of slap in the face to the existing cast. I thought it was weird that Wiig is a 5-time host. As a former longtime cast member, it seems like cheati...

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Incredibly awkward moment with a mid-20s bartender this weekend. Went up to order w/ my oldest who got a coke with grenadine. Bartender: "You know that has a name? Its like Roger something I think. The other place I work has it by name in the system." Me: [googles] "Huh. Roy Rogers.&...

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The Evil One made NHS but more importantly, this is how her boyfriend asked her to prom... https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53657247347_711b7a86fd.jpg I think the question mark bothers me more than the blowjob joke. Fortunately, JLo isn't the kind of guy who gets worked up over small, pedantic t...

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That was a very weird skit, which I kind of liked. They've been doing a lot of stuff with former cast members. Which is nice, but also feels like a bit of slap in the face to the existing cast. I thought it was weird that Wiig is a 5-time host. As a former longtime cast member, it seems like cheati...

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Issue resolved. Kelli sent a nice email asking if there was a reason behind it. He was extremely apologetic saying it was just an oversight and that he loves Asher and having her on the team. I wish I would have just been mature enough to keep my emotions in check to say something right after the g...

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I'm going to have to watch the full episode, but the cold open from last night calls back to the same skit from 8 years ago where he couldn't hold it together at all, so he might be hamming it up. Adam Driver he is not. (He's wearing the same jacket, and instead of just letting it be a funny call b...

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Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 4:00 pm She should have ordered off the kids menu for him.

I love this so much.

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Why did I think this year would be any different than the last 20? I’ve been consciously telling myself they won’t win, but deep down believing they can. I told my daughter and parents weeks ago that the AV game would be a loss, but they came out so strong, I thought they’d walk away with it. I rar...

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:01 am So, after finishing the series of The Gentlemen, I thought I’d finally get around to watching the film which preceded it. Very fun. It’s probably available on dvd at your local library

What’s a DVD, Grandpa?

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Fucking long day yesterday. Up at 5 to Philly to watch my son row in terrible conditions. Finish that and then drove 30 miles south of DC to catch my daughter's solo at the dance competition she had all weekend (which I was at until 11 pm on Sat). Well daughter got her first Platinum Pro (which Gif...

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Welcome. Your feelings are perfectly normal and accepted here. My name is citgo. Trust me Asher will be nowhere near the level of y’all’s kids even if I think she could be awesome on defense if she learned how to use her body. But 10% of a u-9 game is ridiculous and also against the rules which has...

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I know the guy is a joke now...due to his Zoom mishaps...but Jeffery Toobin's book on the whole case "The Run Of His Life" is fantastic. Toobin, despite becoming a name for jerking off, is a great author and legal commentator. I highly recommend his book The Nine, which is a history of th...

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Should absolutely, 100% be weaponized against the party that says all LBGTQ+ people (and those straight people who don't vilify trans kids) are pedophiles. At least he wasn’t a hypocrite. He kept marrying children too young to get pregnant so he wouldn’t have to abort pregnancies. Gotta respect him...

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I think he would be found guilty now because the DNA evidence would've been better understood, but even then there were questions about chain of custody, right? And the glove thing was such a huge blunder that I felt that it was over right then (hot take!). For the life of me I can't remember a rea...

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I'm just sad for OJ that he never found the killer.

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oh ok... literally the same month as my graduation (June '94) June 94 was the white Bronco chase and arrest. October 95 was the verdict. As a fellow 47 yo, I was in the doctors office getting my college physical when I first heard there was a warrant for OJ's arrest, waiting room tv. I remember wat...

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DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 4:49 pm
Shirley wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 4:40 pm That's not the largest chest of drawers! (I don't think) I didn't realize there were two options in High Point.
Stolen Valor! I'll have to text her and let her know...

It’d be a shame to travel all the way to High Point and only see the worlds second tallest dresser.

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After Mrs. Serrano and I watched the second episode of the Woody Allen doc we started talking about the how we (and Rass and his wife) went to college (Drew U.) with Soon-yi (never saw her despite Drew’s minuscule enrollment) and how creepy it was that Allen could be seen watching the ‘96 commencem...

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https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxShEO4S-iLfC9lwcM8oHCYrXR_jIsXL0R?si=YJx8xQmMZcgh97gN Holy shit, the timing on this post is incredible. Started watching Resident Alien last week, just saw this episode last night! I’m not going to call the show great, but it’s really good and has me LOL at least once an...

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Recorded the Arsenal game on CBS, and it’s so fucking jittery I’m seasick watching it. Not sure why Paramount/CBS feeds are so horrible. Never gave issues with Peacock/NBC or EDPN+.

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And I don't think Trump is quite as moronic as we all like to think. It's not like he just threw a dart or flipped a coin or thought this up while taking a #2. I'm going to disagree where it comes to running a campaign. He was absolutely told to say this by someone who knows how to make it seem to ...

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Arizona has now banned all abortion in the state based off the enforcement of a law from before women had the right to vote and before Arizona was even a state. And Trump thinks that "Leave it up to the States!" is going to defuse the Abortion issue. Naw, Trump doesn't think about anythin...

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Arizona has now banned all abortion in the state based off the enforcement of a law from before women had the right to vote and before Arizona was even a state. In a twisted way, I kind of cheer for this, as it will lead to a backlash against the GOP at the polls. Many people were complacent in not...

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Graham’s pushing for a national abortion ban. Trump is positioning himself as in favor of the states doing it (which is just pre-election politics). Trump doesn’t like his butt-kissers not 100% endorsing whatever he says. Trump is going to change his position on that about 5 times before the end of...

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It’s getting eerily dark. Stepped outside and sun is behind a cloud. Still, the dark is weird.

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The big news is that I hear the Big Guy is going to Rapture all the evangelicals away during the eclipse. Imagine how great it will be after they leave! My sister texted a meme this morning about filling 100s of fuck dolls with helium and releasing them during the eclipse to freak out the Christian...

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For my buddy's birthday his girlfriend surprised him with a trip out to Texas to watch this thing. I'm fine with missing it, personally. I was just coming here to ask if there I’m wrong to not care about this. Scheduled a call for 2:00. People keep posting where you can get free glasses, and I have...

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DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:10 pm Watched the new Rory Scovell special last night on HBO. Very funny, but a very different kind of comedy than the Attel special I watched earlier in the day.

Thanks for the reminder, I like Rory. Jeselnik was raving about this special, and he doesn't hand out compliments easily.

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A few years ago, I went through the entire process of a free tax file with H&R Block and when I was done, they told me I was too wealthy for a free return and tried to get me to pay a fee, so I googled one with a higher threshold and went with Taxslayer. They've been ok for the last two years, ...

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 10:04 am Joe Pera tonight in Orlando.

I'd love to see him live. That's a show that you really hope people know who he is before going. OTOH, it'd be fun to watch people try to figure out if it's an act.

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rass wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:06 pm Some sort of aftershock? We scooted to upstate NY but my wife’s family’s text group just blew up again.

We were on the road to UConn, but the wife’s text group went off. After shock clicked in at 4.0.

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Dutch will never not make me laugh. It sounds like people who can't speak English making sounds that they think sound like English. Or German being spoken underwater. I thought it was the Swedish Chef at one point. Crazy how they were all standing right on the lines, but nobody crossed until the ba...

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I was driving and my wife called me asking if I was ok. I couldn't feel it, and drove past lots of people walking their dogs, and didn't see any signs of anything unusual. Parked a couple minutes later, nothing online yet, but man was FaceBook going off! Surprised I couldn't feel it based on the rea...

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Not being able to see around the curve but seeing the car ahead of you backing up? Yikes Looked like a scene in a monster movie, where you know something horrible is around the corner, and it's scariest seeing others react before you see it. What freaks me the fuck out is seeing all the boulders fa...

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2024 2:47 pm Oh the cockiness of middle-age. You don’t even see it coming.

I know it all too well, that's why I need to get in my shots while I can. This is my raging against the dying light.

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