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by Giff
Wed May 01, 2024 9:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1288
Views: 189370

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Jerloma wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 8:48 pm
Giff wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:50 am God Jerry Seinfeld is annoying as fuck.
Drew Margary SF Gate column on this.
Perfect.
by Giff
Wed May 01, 2024 9:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1288
Views: 189370

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Remembering the time HIMYM made an anal sex joke to explain why one of its characters wasn't around when the actress went on maternity leave. Probably grandfathered in too. Kinda sorta? If you don’t already know the joke, you couldn’t have any idea it’s about anal sex. I didn’t know the joke until ...
by Giff
Wed May 01, 2024 3:16 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: I love you, Dad
Replies: 20
Views: 122

Re: I love you, Dad

I'm so sorry, L-Jam. It's a really rough feeling, but it sounds like you have a lot of great memories to keep alive.

"The dark road doesn't seem so dark if you've never seen the light."
by Giff
Wed May 01, 2024 11:34 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 362
Views: 10944

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

DRYV4ME - black Texas plate, one of those Tesla's that looks like a rainbow in a puddle of oil.
by Giff
Wed May 01, 2024 11:32 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Return of Confessions
Replies: 1302
Views: 79009

Re: Return of Confessions

I don't find Monty Python all that funny.
by Giff
Wed May 01, 2024 11:31 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
Replies: 2788
Views: 101930

Re: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette

GoodKarma wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 11:12 am Maybe you're moving to a hunting lodge?
This is approximately the 921st fireside chat I've had in 19 years here. Still no fireplace or pit.
by Giff
Wed May 01, 2024 9:03 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
Replies: 2788
Views: 101930

Re: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette

Just announced we're having a fireside chat this month to discuss our office move. The average high temperature here in May is 83.
by Giff
Wed May 01, 2024 9:00 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Return of Confessions
Replies: 1302
Views: 79009

Re: Return of Confessions

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by Giff
Wed May 01, 2024 8:11 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1288
Views: 189370

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Remembering the time HIMYM made an anal sex joke to explain why one of its characters wasn't around when the actress went on maternity leave. Probably grandfathered in too.
by Giff
Wed May 01, 2024 7:44 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
Replies: 2788
Views: 101930

Re: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette

If I could get rid of one single term out of all the corporate buzzwords or whatever you call them that have infiltrated the workplace, it would be "fireside chat," and it's really not even close. I'd have a circle back to this orgy with synergy and put a pin in that for now if I never hea...
by Giff
Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24
Replies: 324
Views: 10894

Re: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24

The picture of Jon Stewart after the shot was pretty great.
by Giff
Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 3889
Views: 233193

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

I remember loving Romancing the Stone when I was a kid. Wonder how awful it is.
by Giff
Tue Apr 30, 2024 6:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1288
Views: 189370

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Johnnie wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 5:54 pm
Giff wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:50 am God Jerry Seinfeld is annoying as fuck.
bUt ThEy ArE gRaNdFaThErEd In
by Giff
Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1288
Views: 189370

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

God Jerry Seinfeld is annoying as fuck.
by Giff
Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:35 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: A New Brushes with thread
Replies: 868
Views: 79017

Re: A New Brushes with thread

Giff wrote: Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:02 pm r...o......ot posts here?!?!
Mind. Blown.
by Giff
Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:18 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2024 NFL MOCK DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA
Replies: 134
Views: 2748

Re: 2024 NFL MOCK DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA

EdRomero wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:15 am $160 mil seems a lot for not even getting him in bed.
He has to be trolling at this point.
by Giff
Mon Apr 29, 2024 9:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: A New Brushes with thread
Replies: 868
Views: 79017

Re: A New Brushes with thread

Giff wrote: Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:02 pm Guys did y’all know Terry Fontenot posts here?!?!
Y’all.
by Giff
Mon Apr 29, 2024 9:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2024 NFL MOCK DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA
Replies: 134
Views: 2748

Re: 2024 NFL MOCK DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA

Seriously man, you’re in the territory for worst fucking NFL take in the history of this board. Take the L and go home, you’re embarrassing yourself. An 8th pick QB doesn’t fucking need 2-3 years to acclimate to the NFL behind a guy making 160 million. Apologies if you were violently struck in the h...
by Giff
Mon Apr 29, 2024 4:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Autism Thread
Replies: 345
Views: 21321

Re: The Autism Thread

She looked excited in the pic you posted! So happy it was a great experience!
by Giff
Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:11 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2024 NFL MOCK DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA
Replies: 134
Views: 2748

Re: 2024 NFL MOCK DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA

A three-game improvement with Cousins, an actual contributor in ‘24 with the 8th pick, a new coaching regime, and that division is not out of the question at all. Crazier shit happens every NFL season.
by Giff
Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: A New Brushes with thread
Replies: 868
Views: 79017

Re: A New Brushes with thread

Guys did y’all know Terry Fontenot posts here?!?!
by Giff
Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Netflix Suggestions?
Replies: 1389
Views: 86297

Re: Netflix Suggestions?

Forgot about this thread and referenced Baby Reindeer in the Television thread. It’s is weird and sad and funny and great.
by Giff
Sat Apr 27, 2024 10:38 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6259
Views: 364482

Re: Television (no longer temporary)

Baby Reindeer on Netflix is crazy.
by Giff
Sat Apr 27, 2024 6:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2024 Offseason
Replies: 319
Views: 15241

Re: NFL 2024 Offseason

Logan Lee
by Giff
Sat Apr 27, 2024 5:48 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2024 Offseason
Replies: 319
Views: 15241

Re: NFL 2024 Offseason

Kelli’s nephew’s best friend was drafted by the Steelers so I guess I’ll root for them some next season. Any fans in here?
by Giff
Sat Apr 27, 2024 10:23 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Autism Thread
Replies: 345
Views: 21321

Re: The Autism Thread

That’s really great!
by Giff
Thu Apr 25, 2024 4:45 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB 2024
Replies: 250
Views: 16774

Re: MLB 2024

7-19. Giff, you okay? Yup! I really prefer this to getting to September within striking distance and not making it. A tailspin like that forces them to make decisions they would probably not make yet. That's how we got into the mess after the Biggio/Bagwell era. Of course, that mess led to one of t...
by Giff
Thu Apr 25, 2024 4:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB 2024
Replies: 250
Views: 16774

Re: MLB 2024

7-19.
by Giff
Thu Apr 25, 2024 4:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB 2024
Replies: 250
Views: 16774

Re: MLB 2024

Congrats mister d.
by Giff
Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:18 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ball of Confusion
Replies: 594
Views: 40197

Re: Ball of Confusion

There’s going to be a Kent State/Jackson State tragedy again soon, and the shitbags is going to somehow blame wokeism for it. They definitely won't be upset about it. All these fuckers would have lost their shit at tea being thrown in a harbor, no doubt. I've been somewhat ignoring these protests b...
by Giff
Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:24 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ball of Confusion
Replies: 594
Views: 40197

Re: Ball of Confusion

L-Jam3 wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:23 am There’s going to be a Kent State/Jackson State tragedy again soon, and the shitbags is going to somehow blame wokeism for it.
They definitely won't be upset about it.

All these fuckers would have lost their shit at tea being thrown in a harbor, no doubt.
by Giff
Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:37 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ball of Confusion
Replies: 594
Views: 40197

Re: Ball of Confusion

What happened in Austin yesterday is fucking disgusting. Let's just declare the 1st amendment null and void when it comes to certain issues, I guess.
by Giff
Thu Apr 25, 2024 6:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8938
Views: 434092

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

I'm OK, bots.
by Giff
Wed Apr 24, 2024 11:01 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Getting the spins
Replies: 3317
Views: 212593

Re: Getting the spins

by Giff
Tue Apr 23, 2024 5:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Checkmate, Bitches! The Chess and other Board Games Thread
Replies: 477
Views: 61256

Re: Checkmate, Bitches! The Chess and other Board Games Thread

I even tried “cheating” by giving my wife clues of what I was guessing on 6 and still didn’t get it.
by Giff
Tue Apr 23, 2024 3:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8938
Views: 434092

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

I don’t buy them often but I’m a Skor/Heath guy for sure.
by Giff
Tue Apr 23, 2024 10:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24
Replies: 324
Views: 10894

Re: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24

I can't believe I turned it off the Knicks once they were down 4 and just fouled. At least I did get to see the Canes comeback.
by Giff
Mon Apr 22, 2024 3:44 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8938
Views: 434092

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

A random town in Kansas was mentioned today that made me think of my ex's family. Went down a rabbit hole and found out my ex FIL passed away in 2022 which shook me a little. He was a really great guy and only 61 when he passed. She lost her Mom right after we split and it blew my mind that she was ...
by Giff
Mon Apr 22, 2024 3:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB 2024
Replies: 250
Views: 16774

Re: MLB 2024

This rivals Clyde Drexler's ejection in the 1995 playoffs against Phoenix as one of the worst ejections of all-time. Camera is literally on him as his mouth is closed and looking at his fingernails.
by Giff
Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...
Replies: 952
Views: 46646

Re: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...

Does Verona count? A teacher at my daughter's elementary is being inducted into the New Jersey High School Ice Hockey Hall of Fame . Definitly. That's pretty great. Too bad there is no ice in Houston. Ahem. In 2022- 23, she managed the Cinco Ranch High School Ice Hockey Team in Katy, TX, which she ...