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Johnnie wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 11:54 am What about a joke involving chickpeas and garbanzo beans!? Can we even talk about that anymore!?

Not on network tv that apparently millions upon millions are relying on for their comedy these days.

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P.D.X. wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 10:05 am Now I want to work in an oxford comma.

Yeah, but who gives a fuck about that?

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.

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Jerloma wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 8:48 pm
Giff wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:50 am God Jerry Seinfeld is annoying as fuck.
Drew Margary SF Gate column on this.

Perfect.

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Remembering the time HIMYM made an anal sex joke to explain why one of its characters wasn't around when the actress went on maternity leave. Probably grandfathered in too. Kinda sorta? If you don’t already know the joke, you couldn’t have any idea it’s about anal sex. I didn’t know the joke until ...

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I'm so sorry, L-Jam. It's a really rough feeling, but it sounds like you have a lot of great memories to keep alive.

"The dark road doesn't seem so dark if you've never seen the light."

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DRYV4ME - black Texas plate, one of those Tesla's that looks like a rainbow in a puddle of oil.

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I don't find Monty Python all that funny.

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GoodKarma wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 11:12 am Maybe you're moving to a hunting lodge?

This is approximately the 921st fireside chat I've had in 19 years here. Still no fireplace or pit.

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Just announced we're having a fireside chat this month to discuss our office move. The average high temperature here in May is 83.

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Remembering the time HIMYM made an anal sex joke to explain why one of its characters wasn't around when the actress went on maternity leave. Probably grandfathered in too.

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If I could get rid of one single term out of all the corporate buzzwords or whatever you call them that have infiltrated the workplace, it would be "fireside chat," and it's really not even close. I'd have a circle back to this orgy with synergy and put a pin in that for now if I never hea...

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The picture of Jon Stewart after the shot was pretty great.

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I remember loving Romancing the Stone when I was a kid. Wonder how awful it is.

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Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 5:54 pm
Giff wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:50 am God Jerry Seinfeld is annoying as fuck.

bUt ThEy ArE gRaNdFaThErEd In

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God Jerry Seinfeld is annoying as fuck.

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Giff wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:02 pm r...o......ot posts here?!?!

Mind. Blown.

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EdRomero wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:15 am $160 mil seems a lot for not even getting him in bed.

He has to be trolling at this point.

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Giff wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:02 pm Guys did y’all know Terry Fontenot posts here?!?!

Y’all.

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Seriously man, you’re in the territory for worst fucking NFL take in the history of this board. Take the L and go home, you’re embarrassing yourself. An 8th pick QB doesn’t fucking need 2-3 years to acclimate to the NFL behind a guy making 160 million. Apologies if you were violently struck in the h...

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She looked excited in the pic you posted! So happy it was a great experience!

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A three-game improvement with Cousins, an actual contributor in ‘24 with the 8th pick, a new coaching regime, and that division is not out of the question at all. Crazier shit happens every NFL season.

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Guys did y’all know Terry Fontenot posts here?!?!

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Forgot about this thread and referenced Baby Reindeer in the Television thread. It’s is weird and sad and funny and great.

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Baby Reindeer on Netflix is crazy.

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Logan Lee

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Kelli’s nephew’s best friend was drafted by the Steelers so I guess I’ll root for them some next season. Any fans in here?

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That’s really great!

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7-19. Giff, you okay? Yup! I really prefer this to getting to September within striking distance and not making it. A tailspin like that forces them to make decisions they would probably not make yet. That's how we got into the mess after the Biggio/Bagwell era. Of course, that mess led to one of t...

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7-19.

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Congrats mister d.

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There’s going to be a Kent State/Jackson State tragedy again soon, and the shitbags is going to somehow blame wokeism for it. They definitely won't be upset about it. All these fuckers would have lost their shit at tea being thrown in a harbor, no doubt. I've been somewhat ignoring these protests b...

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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:23 am There’s going to be a Kent State/Jackson State tragedy again soon, and the shitbags is going to somehow blame wokeism for it.

They definitely won't be upset about it.

All these fuckers would have lost their shit at tea being thrown in a harbor, no doubt.

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What happened in Austin yesterday is fucking disgusting. Let's just declare the 1st amendment null and void when it comes to certain issues, I guess.

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I'm OK, bots.

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I even tried “cheating” by giving my wife clues of what I was guessing on 6 and still didn’t get it.

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I don’t buy them often but I’m a Skor/Heath guy for sure.

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I can't believe I turned it off the Knicks once they were down 4 and just fouled. At least I did get to see the Canes comeback.

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