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- Thu May 02, 2024 2:51 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Politics
- Replies: 9304
- Views: 493595
Re: Random Politics
Or pregnant women might have to wear tracking devices. Fortunately I’m a straight white guy so I don’t have to worry about things like that and I can entertain either party in office. Biden's president now and I'm at the point I'd risk being stopped if I tried to travel to your state with my oldest...
- Thu May 02, 2024 2:50 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Politics
- Replies: 9304
- Views: 493595
Re: Random Politics
if the election was today, I definitely would not be voting for him. Yeah, let’s give Trump another shot. He’s harmless, right? Pretty sure my vote's not going to count regardless. If I lived in a swing state, I would. But his response to all of this has been very awful. He doesn't deserve my vote ...
- Thu May 02, 2024 2:02 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Politics
- Replies: 9304
- Views: 493595
Re: Random Politics
Kinda feels like Biden lost the race today and it's all fucking self-inflicted. 1. Dissent only led to disorder because the police stepped in. These were mostly peaceful protests. 2. Dissent and disorder is how we fucking became a country. It's easy for me to say since I live here, but if the electi...
- Thu May 02, 2024 11:55 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1297
- Views: 191734
- Thu May 02, 2024 10:06 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
- Replies: 2800
- Views: 103850
- Thu May 02, 2024 6:19 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1297
- Views: 191734
Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
- Wed May 01, 2024 9:34 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1297
- Views: 191734
Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Perfect.
- Wed May 01, 2024 9:20 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1297
- Views: 191734
Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Remembering the time HIMYM made an anal sex joke to explain why one of its characters wasn't around when the actress went on maternity leave. Probably grandfathered in too. Kinda sorta? If you don’t already know the joke, you couldn’t have any idea it’s about anal sex. I didn’t know the joke until ...
- Wed May 01, 2024 3:16 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: I love you, Dad
- Replies: 25
- Views: 189
Re: I love you, Dad
I'm so sorry, L-Jam. It's a really rough feeling, but it sounds like you have a lot of great memories to keep alive.
"The dark road doesn't seem so dark if you've never seen the light."
"The dark road doesn't seem so dark if you've never seen the light."
- Wed May 01, 2024 11:34 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
- Replies: 362
- Views: 12270
Re: Random personalized license plate thread
DRYV4ME - black Texas plate, one of those Tesla's that looks like a rainbow in a puddle of oil.
- Wed May 01, 2024 11:32 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Return of Confessions
- Replies: 1310
- Views: 79414
Re: Return of Confessions
I don't find Monty Python all that funny.
- Wed May 01, 2024 11:31 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
- Replies: 2800
- Views: 103850
- Wed May 01, 2024 9:03 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
- Replies: 2800
- Views: 103850
Re: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
Just announced we're having a fireside chat this month to discuss our office move. The average high temperature here in May is 83.
- Wed May 01, 2024 9:00 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Return of Confessions
- Replies: 1310
- Views: 79414
- Wed May 01, 2024 8:11 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1297
- Views: 191734
Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Remembering the time HIMYM made an anal sex joke to explain why one of its characters wasn't around when the actress went on maternity leave. Probably grandfathered in too.
- Wed May 01, 2024 7:44 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
- Replies: 2800
- Views: 103850
Re: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
If I could get rid of one single term out of all the corporate buzzwords or whatever you call them that have infiltrated the workplace, it would be "fireside chat," and it's really not even close. I'd have a circle back to this orgy with synergy and put a pin in that for now if I never hea...
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:40 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24
- Replies: 327
- Views: 12017
Re: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24
The picture of Jon Stewart after the shot was pretty great.
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:20 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
- Replies: 3889
- Views: 235805
Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
I remember loving Romancing the Stone when I was a kid. Wonder how awful it is.
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 6:34 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1297
- Views: 191734
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:50 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1297
- Views: 191734
Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
God Jerry Seinfeld is annoying as fuck.
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:35 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: A New Brushes with thread
- Replies: 868
- Views: 79173
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:18 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2024 NFL MOCK DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA
- Replies: 143
- Views: 3154
- Mon Apr 29, 2024 9:22 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: A New Brushes with thread
- Replies: 868
- Views: 79173
- Mon Apr 29, 2024 9:20 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2024 NFL MOCK DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA
- Replies: 143
- Views: 3154
Re: 2024 NFL MOCK DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA
Seriously man, you’re in the territory for worst fucking NFL take in the history of this board. Take the L and go home, you’re embarrassing yourself. An 8th pick QB doesn’t fucking need 2-3 years to acclimate to the NFL behind a guy making 160 million. Apologies if you were violently struck in the h...
- Mon Apr 29, 2024 4:15 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Autism Thread
- Replies: 345
- Views: 21448
Re: The Autism Thread
She looked excited in the pic you posted! So happy it was a great experience!
- Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:11 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2024 NFL MOCK DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA
- Replies: 143
- Views: 3154
Re: 2024 NFL MOCK DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA
A three-game improvement with Cousins, an actual contributor in ‘24 with the 8th pick, a new coaching regime, and that division is not out of the question at all. Crazier shit happens every NFL season.
- Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:02 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: A New Brushes with thread
- Replies: 868
- Views: 79173
Re: A New Brushes with thread
Guys did y’all know Terry Fontenot posts here?!?!
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:40 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Netflix Suggestions?
- Replies: 1389
- Views: 87407
Re: Netflix Suggestions?
Forgot about this thread and referenced Baby Reindeer in the Television thread. It’s is weird and sad and funny and great.
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 10:38 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6259
- Views: 368052
Re: Television (no longer temporary)
Baby Reindeer on Netflix is crazy.
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 6:12 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL 2024 Offseason
- Replies: 319
- Views: 17111
Re: NFL 2024 Offseason
Logan Lee
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 5:48 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL 2024 Offseason
- Replies: 319
- Views: 17111
Re: NFL 2024 Offseason
Kelli’s nephew’s best friend was drafted by the Steelers so I guess I’ll root for them some next season. Any fans in here?
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 10:23 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Autism Thread
- Replies: 345
- Views: 21448
Re: The Autism Thread
That’s really great!
Re: MLB 2024
7-19. Giff, you okay? Yup! I really prefer this to getting to September within striking distance and not making it. A tailspin like that forces them to make decisions they would probably not make yet. That's how we got into the mess after the Biggio/Bagwell era. Of course, that mess led to one of t...
Re: MLB 2024
7-19.
Re: MLB 2024
Congrats mister d.
- Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:18 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ball of Confusion
- Replies: 598
- Views: 40790
Re: Ball of Confusion
There’s going to be a Kent State/Jackson State tragedy again soon, and the shitbags is going to somehow blame wokeism for it. They definitely won't be upset about it. All these fuckers would have lost their shit at tea being thrown in a harbor, no doubt. I've been somewhat ignoring these protests b...
- Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:24 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ball of Confusion
- Replies: 598
- Views: 40790
- Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:37 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ball of Confusion
- Replies: 598
- Views: 40790
Re: Ball of Confusion
What happened in Austin yesterday is fucking disgusting. Let's just declare the 1st amendment null and void when it comes to certain issues, I guess.
- Thu Apr 25, 2024 6:38 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 8938
- Views: 437852
Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
I'm OK, bots.
- Wed Apr 24, 2024 11:01 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Getting the spins
- Replies: 3317
- Views: 215440