The Swamp

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Giff wrote: ↑Thu Sep 07, 2023 7:59 am Delta-8 is legal here and I don't feel anything from it. IIRC, it's also environmentally unfriendly.

Delta 8 is the new testament of weed. Just stick w the original.

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What could go wrong smoking random packaged goods from the pakastani guy. 40% of these gas stations got a entire wall of varied pseudo dope behind the counter and another wall of slot machines behind a curtain. and yet people still dont want legal weed or legal gambling in the south Ok. It was a ho...

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Skin cancer. Guess he should have looked for sunscreen instead of lost shakers of salt.

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A beachfront condo that has a beautiful deck overlooking the beach and an equally beautiful view of the bay from your front porch.

A convertible

Country club membership

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Ryan wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 7:00 am Man that brings back memories I didn’t know I had. I never watched SCTV but he must have done that character on Jiminy Glick or something.

There you go. I think he did it on SNL also.

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Went to one or two Buffett shows back in my Deadhead days. Free tickets, lots of weed, why not? Music never did anything for me. Parrotheads were like Deadheads who had jobs and money.

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Absolutely. That’s a Martin Short character ~~whose name I don’t remember~~ named Irving Cohen.

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Damn! What’s up Citgo. Nice to put a face w the name. I got a C, a bouncy C.

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Why do I read this thread? Sorry Bob, that sucks about Tank.

Scout rules.

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Great to see those of you on cam last night. Had to bolt shortly after that link died, so I didn’t jump back on.

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Good stuff. Thanks Ryan.

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If you haven’t had the chance check out Shane Gillis’ YouTube special. One line he had had me crying/laughing going down the road. Honestly thought about pulling over so I could catch my breath. Full disclosure, probably a little baked, but still funny. Dark humor. Who knew having an alcoholic dad a...

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Trey Anastasio Band saxophonist, James Casey

He could play. 40 years old. Fuck cancer.

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My son was at the game and he said the same thing. Bautista didn’t even attempt another pitch. Walked off, head down, looking dejected. Can’t be good.

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He’s his father’s son.

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Aug 21, 2023 11:44 am Why can’t he wait until the offseason to take a shit on everything?

People just need to stop asking him stuff.

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P.D.X. wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:42 am
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:33 am Wait... you guys don't normally shave down there? It's not 1978, people.
Bush is cyclical.

Thank gd you mean pubes and not the band.

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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 11:33 am Wait... you guys don't normally shave down there? It's not 1978, people.

You shave bc you want it to look bigger. Some of us don’t have that issue. Not me, but some of us

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When they wheel out the wedding cake just walk over, put candles in it, and wait for everyone to start singing.

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I don't think I've done 26 shots combined in the last 5 years.

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EnochRoot wrote: ↑Sun Aug 13, 2023 7:00 pm Cedric Mullins went into #BeastMode today in the O's 5-3 victory. He robbed Seattle of a HR by scaling the wall in CF and catching a ball that had left the yard, and then in the 10th, he his a two run shot.

He entered the game as a defensive replacement in the 7th, I think.

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This is all diet and medication. Getting to the gym is next. It may not hurt as much to do anything physical.

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Got into a discussion with someone who was worried that this Kevin Brown thing was going to be a distraction to the team. And I said that I’d be willing to wager that less than 5 players on that team would know or care who Kevin Brown is or what the issue was. They then told me that the players have...

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Ryan wrote: ↑Thu Aug 10, 2023 12:42 pm You're not supposed to mention past weights, but great job!

You’re right. It’s all going back on now.

Thanks all.

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On the left was a year ago (340+, not sure). The other one is this morning (259).

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For me, not a battle worth fighting. Got it, I'll put away the towels.
But make sure to only put away the dishes you use when you empty the dishwasher.

Disclaimer: This is not meant to be taken seriously. BFJ, Inc. takes no responsibility for marriages outside of his own.

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Um...I do have a basis beyond what I read in the papers to harbor doubts. Um…I know. That’s what I mean. Whatever you think John Angelos is capable of… he is. Gotcha. Thanks for the heads up. That includes moving vans. Politicians are right to be concerned as hell about the lack of a signed lease. ...

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tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 7:16 pm
bfj wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 6:35 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 6:28 pm Um...I do have a basis beyond what I read in the papers to harbor doubts.
Um…I know. That’s what I mean.
Whatever you think John Angelos is capable of… he is.

Gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.

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Even beyond what TB seems to be alluding to, Baltimore is successful right now on the backs of minimum salary players (2nd lowest payroll). There’s no guarantee that means they’re going to double-plus their payroll in the next few years to stay up versus saying “look, it can be done young and cheap...

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tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 6:28 pm Um...I do have a basis beyond what I read in the papers to harbor doubts.

Um…I know. That’s what I mean.

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tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 5:37 pm I have doubts.

And to be fair, you’re not exactly impartial when it comes to this.

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tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 5:37 pm I have doubts.

Not sure what those doubts are based on. This regime has rebuilt the team from nothing to something. Just don’t talk about it on air. They’re not hiring has beens to fill roster spots. They hired baseball people to do baseball things. People can’t even enjoy a good season.

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So the article is written by the guy that got chewed out at the MLK press conference. But I agree with most of what’s been said. He’s just another owner who is power hungry for a lot of the credit and wants to make all the decisions even though he’s way out of his element. Instead, he’s ruining wha...

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So the article is written by the guy that got chewed out at the MLK press conference. But I agree with most of what’s been said. He’s just another owner who is power hungry for a lot of the credit and wants to make all the decisions even though he’s way out of his element. Instead, he’s ruining what...

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Wife has asked me after I dried something that gets hung up or hung up something that goes in the dryer, “does laundry confuse you”. I told her it does and that got me out of doing anything other than towels and sheets.

Everything else we split. Except the oral.

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Bautista gives up a grand slam to Tucker in the 9th. O’s down 7-6. We can also discuss why Jorge Mateo (SS who is filling in at CF) was still in CF in the top of the 9th.

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Who is Oxy that sponsors the Stros?

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Mountcastle w a 472 foot bomb

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I understand that comparing how shitty they were to how they’re playing now makes this sweeter. But at some point, when do you stop mentioning it? When is that point? They had a winning record last year. They’re having a great season this year. Anyone watching local broadcasts know they sucked befo...

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