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by bfj
Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:13 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8877
Views: 410702

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Order for him? His bad eyesight affects his vocal chords? No, his bad eyesight doesn’t affect his vocal cords, but it surely soured his disposition. Again, something she was aware of. Like I said, this sounds like a two-way street. Even if you bend over backwards to see his point of view, there’s n...
by bfj
Mon Apr 15, 2024 4:09 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8877
Views: 410702

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

I have an eyeglass Rx and reading glasses. If I’m exhausted, my readers barely work. Basically, that guy’s eyes were shot, which obviously walled him off further than usual. Wifey didn’t help matters much at all, but then I think that was but a glimpse into a battle that’s been going on for some ti...
by bfj
Mon Apr 15, 2024 3:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8877
Views: 410702

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

If you're the kind of guy who feels comfortable yelling at his wife and cussing at the top of his voice in a nice restaurant, maybe we shouldn't go to dinner together. Really upsetting dinner with "friends" last night. This is a friend of my wife's whom I love and think is amazing and swee...
by bfj
Mon Apr 15, 2024 3:14 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6239
Views: 342020

Re: Television (no longer temporary)

Watched the first two episodes of Guy Ritchie’s new series The Gentlemen , on Netflix ( a spinoff from the movie of the same name). I’m enjoying it very much. Very Guy Ritchie-ish, in the crime/comedy sense. We finished this yesterday. We loved it, but weird show. I'm not familiar with Guy Ritchie,...
by bfj
Mon Apr 15, 2024 3:13 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6239
Views: 342020

Re: Television (no longer temporary)

Because nobody has ever heard how Piano Man ends. Thanks for the warning. Gotta admire your commitment to the principle, bfj! (I'm not a fan, either, but wasn't going to poke the bears, so to speak.) He's just one of those artists I've never gotten the hype around. I'm sure my musical tastes aren't...
by bfj
Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6239
Views: 342020

Re: Television (no longer temporary)

Because nobody has ever heard how Piano Man ends. Thanks for the warning.
by bfj
Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6239
Views: 342020

Re: Television (no longer temporary)

A_B wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:43 am
bfj wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:51 pm Dear lord Billy Joel sucks.
People have been wrong before. But not this wrong.
I was trying to get through that concert that was on last night. Woof.
by bfj
Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1265
Views: 178971

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Apparently, Gosling was breaking all night long. Couldn't hold it together.
by bfj
Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6239
Views: 342020

Re: Television (no longer temporary)

Dear lord Billy Joel sucks.
by bfj
Sun Apr 14, 2024 10:13 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2024 Masters
Replies: 49
Views: 632

Re: 2024 Masters

A_B wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:51 am
Shirley wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 4:18 pm Jeez, just looked at the leader board. What happened to Tiger?
Swing completely broke down for about six holes. He had no idea wheeee the ball was going on his approaches
I know it’s just a typo, but it’s funny to think about the ball going off in the wrong direction screaming WHEEEE!
by bfj
Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB 2024
Replies: 217
Views: 2879

Re: MLB 2024

Starting at 2B tonight and batting 9th.
by bfj
Wed Apr 10, 2024 4:18 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB 2024
Replies: 217
Views: 2879

Re: MLB 2024

by bfj
Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:54 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake
Replies: 54
Views: 1084

Re: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake

My buddy in western MA felt it.
by bfj
Thu Apr 04, 2024 8:34 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB 2024
Replies: 217
Views: 2879

Re: MLB 2024



The Orioles’ AAA club is sending messages to Baltimore. BRING US UP!
by bfj
Thu Apr 04, 2024 6:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB 2024
Replies: 217
Views: 2879

Re: MLB 2024

Clemente/Vlad-esque

Great tag by Witt also.
Orioles ended up walking it off in the 9th.
by bfj
Wed Apr 03, 2024 11:29 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Live Music thread...
Replies: 2116
Views: 177853

Re: The Live Music thread...

Adrian Belew to play King Crimson shows centered around Discipline , Beat , & Three of a Perfect Pair LPs with Tony Levin, Danny Carey & Steve Vai. Apparently the first date is Sept 17 in San Diego. Rumors it will be a substantial tour. GIMME Adrien Belew is FANTASTIC to see live. Saw him p...
by bfj
Fri Mar 29, 2024 1:44 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Autism Thread
Replies: 302
Views: 19898

Re: The Autism Thread

L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 9:27 am Slimming Down Chosen-friend, if you can check your PMs I sent you a message.
Responded
by bfj
Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:02 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Meet Me in St. Louis?
Replies: 31
Views: 333

Re: Meet Me in St. Louis?

A_B wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:13 am Salt and Smoke would be a rec, but I don't know how kosher you are. But shit, the sides alone were worth it. And of course they have beef and chicken and whatnot.
You are probably more kosher than I am.
by bfj
Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:16 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Meet Me in St. Louis?
Replies: 31
Views: 333

Re: Meet Me in St. Louis?

brian wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:52 pm Some recs here.
Thanks! I tried to search for it, but didn’t have much luck.
by bfj
Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:46 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
Replies: 92
Views: 981

Re: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695

L-Jam3 wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:32 pm Tell me you showed the scene when the longshoreman brought the duck to the bar.
Hey kids, Ziggy’s cock was a prosthetic, it’s not real.
by bfj
Tue Mar 26, 2024 12:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
Replies: 92
Views: 981

Re: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695

It's not just road traffic greatly affected. With that bridge in the water, ships now can't get to nearly any of Baltimore ports. Gonna be a huge pain in the ass with a huge financial hit. Amazon has an huge warehouse right by there. Amazon packages and new car shipments will be delayed for sure. L...
by bfj
Tue Mar 26, 2024 12:38 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Meet Me in St. Louis?
Replies: 31
Views: 333

Re: Meet Me in St. Louis?

Brontoburglar wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 12:32 pm I am probably our resident StL "expert" at the moment, so feel free to PM me with whatever questions
Ok, thanks. I'm still hammering out the days and times I will be there.
by bfj
Tue Mar 26, 2024 12:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
Replies: 92
Views: 981

Re: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695

Hopefully, it also puts to rest the idiots on social media who are screaming that this is a terrorist attack. Terrorists don't call in maydays. Terrorists don't blow up bridges at 2 am. Jesus.
by bfj
Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:39 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
Replies: 92
Views: 981

Re: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695

Mother in law lives in Catonsville. I can’t in good conscience suggest to my wife to drive west through the city cuz the effort to run I-70 downtown died off a long time ago. We have to either take the tunnel, drive downtown to 95 at OPCY, or take 95N to 695W around the city to CVille. It’d be easi...
by bfj
Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:49 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Meet Me in St. Louis?
Replies: 31
Views: 333

Meet Me in St. Louis?

I’ve been invited to speak as a keynote speaker at a conference in St. Louis in October. I don’t think we have any Swampers there since Fritz left, but anyone with restaurant recs or suggestions for stuff to do, please share.
by bfj
Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:47 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
Replies: 92
Views: 981

Re: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695

Watching those videos, rooting for the trucks and cars to make if off the bridge before the ship hit. Thanks for the video driving over the bridge, I was picturing something much smaller. As for the speed of the collapse, most of the videos were sped up, but still, that was crazy, but not surprisin...
by bfj
Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:41 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
Replies: 92
Views: 981

Re: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695

I’m good as I live on the west side of town. Scary shit. Cargo ship allegedly lost power and hit the supports.
by bfj
Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Peter Angelos
Replies: 16
Views: 243

Re: Peter Angelos

mister d wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:00 pm The whole publicly a dick but secretly generous sounds a lot like the stories you’d hear of Steinbrenner.
Better than the reverse.
by bfj
Mon Mar 25, 2024 2:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
Replies: 2580
Views: 128154

Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

I love all of these posts. Good stuff.
by bfj
Mon Mar 25, 2024 2:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Peter Angelos
Replies: 16
Views: 243

Re: Peter Angelos

Certainly not my favorite owner in sports, but when my uncle who was a “big time” lawyer in Baltimore fell ill toward the end of his life and his partners sort of booted him out of his firm, Peter Angelos employed him for years and let him work a schedule that allowed him to recover. When he got be...
by bfj
Mon Mar 25, 2024 1:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Peter Angelos
Replies: 16
Views: 243

Re: Peter Angelos

Certainly not my favorite owner in sports, but when my uncle who was a “big time” lawyer in Baltimore fell ill toward the end of his life and his partners sort of booted him out of his firm, Peter Angelos employed him for years and let him work a schedule that allowed him to recover. When he got bet...
by bfj
Sat Mar 23, 2024 1:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Peter Angelos
Replies: 16
Views: 243

Peter Angelos

by bfj
Tue Mar 19, 2024 4:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Everyone OK?
Replies: 54
Views: 736

Re: Everyone OK?

I am having a sustained panic attack. Like, for days and days. But otherwise ok. If it makes you feel better, you're not alone on this one. Same tbh. I’m sitting on ass in my truck, making no money waiting to get assigned a load back to Vegas for some off-time. Not for nothing, thought of you yeste...
by bfj
Sun Mar 17, 2024 4:48 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 201
Views: 20420

Re: JOKES

https://imgdlvr.com/pic/photoeditor.com/20240317-5478/public When I returned this to the grocery store the other day the manager asked me why. I told him that I sat there for 15 minutes watching the damn thing and nothing happened. I know it’s a very stupid joke. Given. I saw this in the case at th...
by bfj
Tue Mar 12, 2024 4:55 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2024 Offseason
Replies: 248
Views: 3728

Re: NFL 2024 Offseason

Sean, how do we feel about Patrick Queen? I like him but not at anything eben near the price he's likely to command fwiw. the sense in baltimore was that he was really lost until Roquan arrived and then he flourished because Roquan took over the thinking and directing and freed Queen up to just flo...
by bfj
Fri Mar 08, 2024 2:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1265
Views: 178971

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

If you don't know Kill Tony, the premise is that EXTREMELY green comics (not open mic level, but maybe a year or two past starting) get up and do about 3 minutes and professional comics roast them.. OR... They are like "this dude/dudette" is unique and funny as fuck. Here's another exampl...
by bfj
Fri Mar 08, 2024 1:08 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Podcasts
Replies: 1416
Views: 136842

Re: Podcasts

Giff wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 9:12 am
bfj wrote: Tue Nov 21, 2023 5:59 pm The new Daniel Tosh podcast made me laugh.
I basically have run out of all the ones I'm interested in, so gave this a shot on our walk this morning. It's funny except I've never heard so many ads in a podcast before.
Oh, it's a pure money grab on his part.
by bfj
Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Live Music thread...
Replies: 2116
Views: 177853

Re: The Live Music thread...

My buddy from way back when loves the band the Disco Biscuits. He goes to tons of their shows. Took bass lessons from their bassist online during COVID, tutors the guy's daughter in math, etc. He was given a Golden Ticket by the band for a +1 to any show they play forever. I've seen them once and h...
by bfj
Mon Mar 04, 2024 6:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1265
Views: 178971

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Apparently Nick Swardson was too fucked up to perform last night and had to be led off stage.