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Bucholz is ugly as sin.

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Until everyones every ahot is televised then callers should be a moo point.

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I dont think they have enough evidence to dq

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As of right now, only 30 players would miss the cut.

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So Guan was notified he was out of position on #10. Warned later, and got a slow play penalty on 17. I think that's fairly reasonable.

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Hmmm. I could be convinced that 6 under will lead at this point.

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Rex wrote:All right, out of the fucking way, Leishman.

He needs to make that birdie to give him some cushion.

AND...no dice.

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L-Jam3 wrote:From the Good Newz, Bad Newz Department:

Last night I had to do a google search which read, verbatim:

"bleeding from penis after fellatio"

And to add insult to injury?

"You're grey hairs are migrating south."

That was rude of you to say.

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I think -5 will be the lead tonight. Boom Boom in the last group tomorrow.

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Scottie wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:DJ played last five in +6
Makes ya' wonder if he injured something.

The wedge into 15 was terrible. So I think this was just a psyche thing.

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DJ played last five in +6

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This isn't China, Guan, there are rules.

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How many warnings do you expect them to give a player? Besides, it's (probably) more likely that someone in one of the day's earliest groups is going to get a slow play warning (or penalty) than someone in one of a day's final groups. I'm perfectly OK with them giving just the two. But in practice ...

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Good. I fucking can't stand slow players. Especially ones that get warned and still don't give a shit. Hopefully Annyong learned a little lesson about how we do things over here in 'Murica. You reading my tweets? Official: Are you listening to me? HELLO? HELLO, Young Man?! Guan: "Annyong."

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Eh. They don't usually even warn you until it's been 3-4 instanced where, technically, they could have. Usually they'll give the groups a gentle, please get back into position without being an official warning. From masters.com: 03:00 p.m. ET - Tianlang Guan gets assessed a one-stroke penalty for s...

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Eh. They don't usually even warn you until it's been 3-4 instanced where, technically, they could have. Usually they'll give the groups a gentle, please get back into position without being an official warning.

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mister d wrote:That's an offset camera angle. Pitch f/x has it 1.5 feet off the middle of the plate, so 6" inside the 4 ft batters box. The night before, Ethier got hit by a pitch at about 2.25 feet in, over a foot inside it.

So you're saying it was retaliation.

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Well, I either extended the record or at least got one closer.

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GUAN apparently got a slow play penalty at some point today.

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I'm not going to try to make a six-way avatar.

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Scottie wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:WTF DJ? How do you chunk that wedge and cost yourself at LEAST one shot?
Are Dustin and Sergio wearing identical hideous soccer-goalie shirts again today?

I don't get it, either

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WTF DJ? How do you chunk that wedge and cost yourself at LEAST one shot?

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I wonder how many OB/GYN's practice circumcisions. I trust the experts. I'm gonna guess all of them. I would guess that most perform an average of one or more per day. I watched my kids get circumcised. They were both less than 1 day old and it only took a few seconds. A small amount of blood, a ba...

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rass wrote:If you weren't so busy fucking with your avatar you could have beat me to it.

Yeah, bit the bigger point is fuck bronto.

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Was gonna go HoDOr, but K.

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Well sure but I don't care if you're Thomas Aquinas...until you can demonstrate that something is true, being a scholar of it doesn't make your insight valuable any more than being a scholar of say...Greek mythology. (When applied to the real world of course. It's valuable in a literary education s...

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Eh. Some pastors have spent a pretty good amount of time/schooling to study the bible, so it's possible that they may have insights that aren't as easy to get as the layman.

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Ah! that makes much more sense.

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Stadler looks pretty good for a guy who's played in 92 Masters.

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Hey yard of junk...All of the camping chairs out there are identical. Do you rent those or can you bring one so long as it's the approved model? I'm sure they want them all to be identical for aesthetics.

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I can't pitch for three months after sleeping on my neck wrong. I can't imagine an actual broken collarbone.

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And just like that Sergio has dropped two shots in four holes. It would have been better for his head to have been a shot out of the lead overnight probably.

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Drizzling randomly.

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that's just like you.

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Where's an admin/moderator when you need one.

Cause I'm tired of Bronto's shit.

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Sergio on fire. I defy you to post this Sunday after 2. Won't happen. 1000 Swampbucks. I'd love to be able to post this on Sunday. I think if Sergio could break through and prove to himself that he can win a Major it would be good for golf. He's got game. His issues are the hardest six inches in go...

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Brontoburglar wrote:No games on my phone either. Just Twitter, email, texting and actually using it as a phone.

Man, you young guys. Always wasting time with communication and the news instead of enriching your life with video games like the people from my generation.

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I guess it's getting older, but brawls are so stupid. hey, I loved Robin Ventura getting the piss beat out of him as much as the next guy, but I guess being a parent changes my viewpoint. I wouldn't want my child seeing that and thinking its an appropriate way to act at a baseball game. Take you bas...

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Sergio on fire.

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I wish there was an easy way to see all the Day 1 leaders at the Masters over the years. Doesn't it feel like you'd know about 10 of them? Last Several, until Wikipedia stopped round-by-round: 12 -Lee Westwood 11 - Mcilroy, Alvaro Quiros 10- Fred Couples 09 - Chad Campbell 08 - Trevor Immelman , Ju...

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