The Swamp

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I'm gonna open a The National themed restaurant called Fake Empire Diner and it's all you can eat warmed up, sad divorced dad fast food leftovers and Mister D. will always get the best table.

Sad divorced dad doesn't have fast food leftovers.

Tell me you’ve never been a sad divorced dad ...

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I'm gonna open a The National themed restaurant called Fake Empire Diner and it's all you can eat warmed up, sad divorced dad fast food leftovers and Mister D. will always get the best table.

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Is +6 good?

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[+] spoiler: Or as I like to call it: Stephen King's The Avengers

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While she is a nice-looking lady, that stuff about gave her a mental breakdown back when she was in a lot of the Lily commercials. Standard gross troll stuff.

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This is a terrible idea. Big Short trying to convince you things ain't alright.

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L-Jam3 wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 10:45 am I like how the guy who shits in a gold toilet is telling people they need to tighten their belts when it comes to Christmas gifts.

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What?

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Isn’t she borrowing cred?

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govmentchedda wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 10:59 am I'd have preferred a Yandle crying photo, but that's probably only because I don't open the NBA threads. Does AB love Joel as much he loves Keith?

Embiid? No. Yandle? No one rises to the levelof St. Keith the Available, that's just careless talk.

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I hate it when you lawyers go all legal-ese and the rest of us can't understand your references et al. Errrr. At all.

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tennbengal wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 11:53 am
Todd McNeigh wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 11:45 am Honestly the Browns should probably be taking QBs with every single pick they have
Next they should try taking good ones.

Or not completely fuck over the only halfway decent one in the past ten years.

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Well, ivermectin is in a lot of things that isn't a horse tranquilizer. I think it's used in a lot of ointments.

(Not responding to rass)

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[+] spoiler: I'm not sure the group that massacred the scars was abby's specific squad, as was posited by NLFC earlier

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics ... c0bc&ei=49

Sounds like a plant reporter to me, let in to lob these into talking points.

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you can create a dummy column and have it number (A1=1), A2=(A1+1) and copy it down. You'd need to paste as values after, or it will screw that formula up, though.

I don't know how much excel you know so I just thought of that as an easy fix. But if I get to help you and belittle you I'll take it ...

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elflaco2 wrote: Tue Apr 29, 2025 11:05 am
A_B wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 3:28 pm
Giff wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 3:23 pm Detour to North New Jersey possible.
You can see (Cerrano, Rass and Syb) and be seen (Mister D.)!
hmmm...

Well, to my knowledge you were neither at Rass's house, nor outside being a creep from your car. I am truly sorry I did not call you a creep.

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Do we have anyone in the Dallas-Fort Worth area?

Make a fake poster sign with The Vandoliers, American Aquarium and Wyatt Flores (With special appearance by the guitar Dave Matthews once played while shitting on a bridge) but make the address the place you want to eat. He'll come running ...

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I would be happy to answer/talk about certain things having played the game, but I wouldn't want to get too far into exact spoilers from the game that could affect the viewing experience. That and I don't know what will or won't be included. While GoT was very discussion/spoiler heavy and ...

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Since the thread has "(spoilers)" in the title...do we have to put stuff in the spoiler tag?

Anyways...I'm hoping at some point we get an explanation about the group with the weird facial scars.

You do in the game, and I have to think that showing them wasn't just the end of it, BUT I can see ...

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I try to not let facts get in the way of taking the piss out of giff.

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rass wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 11:49 am Corona ad was not unintentional cmon

It was perfect.

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Ryan wrote: Mon Mar 24, 2025 12:30 pm Variety cryptics rule. Our YouTube channel would make tens of dollars, AB.

Roll with it! Singer initially wired for sound; too busy!

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THis week's WSJ puzzle is a rows garden as mentioned above. A good into to non-standard word games. not a cryptic, but very fun style of puzzles.

Steve, I'd take the puzzles in e-mail. I'll shoot you a PM in case you don't already have the e-mail.

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Fun read, thanks!

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rass wrote: Tue Apr 29, 2025 6:34 am It's a purge

Do they really put "penguins" in the url to drive clicks?

NVM. It's a Mike Sullivan purge.

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mister d wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 9:06 pm Makes you wonder how Rickey was able to overcome “playing left field” to be the greatest leadoff hitter ever.

Duh. He's more than 10 seconds faster than altuve running in from OF.

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Giff wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 3:23 pm Detour to North New Jersey possible.

You can see (Cerrano, Rass and Syb) and be seen (Mister D.)!

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I think you'd have to give up at least one of them.

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Giff wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 1:56 pm I'm going to go ahead and predict Giannis in Houston next season. With Dame out, I think they go rebuild and can get some good young players along with some Phoenix draft picks which should be high for the next few years.

Who are you OK with them giving up to get him?

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If East Avenue ignores squirrels for exactly 2 minutes, I really like his chances, just to stick it to the Norther Dancer club.

Only two horses have ever run sub 2 in the Derby, Monarchos in 2001 (Year after fusaichi pegasus won) and some horse named for an old style of desk or something. Nothern ...

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And it sucks trying to get one around here. Earliest appointment I could get was 5/13 and that was six weeks ago when I made it. I have a passport so it isn’t a big deal but so many people are still going to get caught up by this even though it’s been publicized for a while.

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Giff wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 4:05 pm The Hateful Ugly Shitty Testicle-less Low-life Egomaniac award?

Jeez. Skull fuck him while you’re at it.

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The Powr of AI has unleased my washer/dryer combo. No shit, there's a setting that calculates and dries and whatnot (yes, just like an older machine that senses the load!). i think you're all just jealous because I have such a nice unit.

Did a quick cycle time analysis and it takes about the same ...

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Rass and cerrano will get a kick out that joke at least.

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So I just now realized they took a UK player. I did not know that during this exchange.

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sancarlos wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:54 am
A_B wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:00 am
The Sybian wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 5:51 am
Gunpowder wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:29 pm Bills select another guy who was allegedly out their rapin’
It’s a good spot for rapists, no fuckable women in Buffalo.
If you hadn't lived there I'd think you were a total asshole.
Don’t sell yourself short, AB!

OK, sure, i guess. I measure by height anyway.

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sancarlos wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:47 am Every mall around here has a luggage place. I suppose Kentucky might be different.

YOU HAVE MALLS?!?!?!?

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I'd like to once again revisit the weird belief that time value of money logic should apply to draft picks. It should not. The only person it applies to is a GM on the hot seat, not the franchise or the fans. Trading future 1sts under the logic they're worth less than present 1sts is closer to ...

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