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- Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:01 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: SWAMP FESTIVUS SPECTACULAR
- Replies: 30
- Views: 1892
Re: SWAMP FESTIVUS SPECTACULAR
Naw, the bile just won't rise. Can't do it this year. Not even if Chelsea scores in the second. I've aired more than my share of grievances this year. (Still didn't keep up.) I'm feeling like going all anti-Festivus. From Luke: Glory to God in the highest heaven; And on earth, peace toward men and ...
- Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:59 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Tax Q's Thread
- Replies: 149
- Views: 6811
Re: Tax Q's Thread
say you're someone who works from home almost exclusively and already takes the home office deduction... can you deduct all of your television and internet? Without it, you can't perform your job. Or can you only deduct a portion? On a Schedule C, there is a line for utilities, and a separate line ...
- Mon Dec 23, 2013 2:28 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Tax Q's Thread
- Replies: 149
- Views: 6811
Re: Tax Q's Thread
If you promise to not prepare taxes, I will promise to not anesthize people.howard wrote:Yea! I got one right!
- Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:47 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Tax Q's Thread
- Replies: 149
- Views: 6811
Re: Tax Q's Thread
say you're someone who works from home almost exclusively and already takes the home office deduction... can you deduct all of your television and internet? Without it, you can't perform your job. Or can you only deduct a portion? On a Schedule C, there is a line for utilities, and a separate line ...
Re: JOKES
Day at the Races. A bloke was having a few drinks by himself at a Sydney casino when he met up with a striking but quite short and slim young woman. They got on famously and ended up in bed. The next morning she told him she was a jockey and that if he came to the races at Randwick that day, she'd t...
- Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:27 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 14
- Replies: 43
- Views: 2068
Re: NFL Week 14
Browns snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Maybe with the help of occicials calls, but still.
Pitiful.
Pitiful.
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 4:11 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Weather
- Replies: 2505
- Views: 130466
Re: The Weather
Temperature to fluctuate between 20 and 34 degrees. 5-8" snow, plus freezing rain/sleet. Get ready for the power lines to freeze & go down. Yippee. How'd you come out? We only got 2-3" on the west side of Indy, but I drove up from southern IN yesterday afternoon and it was a shitstorm...
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 4:03 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2013/14 NHL Regular Season Thread
- Replies: 332
- Views: 21599
Re: OFFICIAL 2013/14 NHL Regular Season Thread
Colorado's Nathan MacKinnon (Halifax Moosehead product) is doing pretty well for his first year.
- Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:17 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Weather
- Replies: 2505
- Views: 130466
Re: The Weather
Temperature to fluctuate between 20 and 34 degrees.
5-8" snow, plus freezing rain/sleet. Get ready for the power lines to freeze & go down.
Yippee.
5-8" snow, plus freezing rain/sleet. Get ready for the power lines to freeze & go down.
Yippee.
- Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:13 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Maynard G. Krebs
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2190
Re: Maynard G. Krebs
Yes. OK. And I live in Greenville, OH. We don't even receive Monday Night Football until Tuesday.The Sybian wrote:ZMan wrote:
OK, I'm officially curious....how did this story pop up on your screen HDO? Is the today show really promoting 7 year old links?
The internet runs slower the older you get.
- Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:46 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Maynard G. Krebs
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2190
Re: Maynard G. Krebs
Oh, dopey me. I did not notice that.bfj wrote:That link is from 2005.
- Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:42 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Maynard G. Krebs
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2190
- Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:55 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3482
- Views: 239229
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
I can, no, I DO, watch DD&D despite Guy. Not religiously, but if I'm channel surfing and it's on, I'll usually stop. And as mentioned, it's on a lot. nobody is taking notes in case they end up in Muncie, Indiana, and have an odd desire to spend an evening bent over cramping out squirts on a sub...
- Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:58 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3482
- Views: 239229
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Definitely. Pancreatic cancer. Worst way to go, except for alzheimers.sancarlos wrote:Man, hdo, 66 was too damned young.
- Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:29 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3482
- Views: 239229
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
My father would have been 86 years old today. He has been dead almost 20 years, and I miss him.
In addition, nine years ago was my original date of joining this group of misfits.
Peace-n-out.
In addition, nine years ago was my original date of joining this group of misfits.
Peace-n-out.
- Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:38 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Andy Kaufman
- Replies: 14
- Views: 961
Re: Andy Kaufman
Maybe a book sale of life being a non-person?
- Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:35 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Obama Administration Meltdown Thread
- Replies: 479
- Views: 37216
Re: But My Mama Toldt Me 'Sorry Don't Cut It'
Obama: I'm sorry Americans losing insurance under healthcare law I would hope that someone would have checked to find out exactly when these insurance contracts were started. Before or after the ACA was voted into law? Having an insurance plan that has a $25,000 yearly cap, or that does not include...
- Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:28 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Andy Kaufman
- Replies: 14
- Views: 961
Re: Andy Kaufman
[urlhttp://www.torontosun.com/2013/11/14/andy-kaufman-may-still-be-alive]Nope?[/url] At least according to his brother Michael (former coworker of my wife and Flaco). Kaufman was (is?) the greatest comic genius ever. Long live the mystique surrounding his alleged death. I think he is really dead, b...
- Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:18 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Todd Christensen dead at 57
- Replies: 8
- Views: 619
Todd Christensen dead at 57
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nf ... s/3516843/
Died during a failed liver transplant.
Great TE for Oakland.
Died during a failed liver transplant.
Great TE for Oakland.
- Thu Nov 07, 2013 1:52 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3482
- Views: 239229
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
In addition, I tried (3-4 times) to restore to a previous date. It will not restore.
- Thu Nov 07, 2013 1:51 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3482
- Views: 239229
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Recently, I have had problems with Windows XP. I really liked XP, and was comfortable with it, like an old shoe. Now, I cannot make my.yahoo.com my home page. My homepage went from Blank, to Google. Tools will not take my.yahoo. Any suggestions, other than Mac? In addition, during the problems I ha...
- Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:51 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3482
- Views: 239229
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Recently, I have had problems with Windows XP. I really liked XP, and was comfortable with it, like an old shoe. Now, I cannot make my.yahoo.com my home page. My homepage went from Blank, to Google. Tools will not take my.yahoo. Any suggestions, other than Mac? In addition, during the problems I hav...
- Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:32 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Man's Best Friend
- Replies: 2258
- Views: 127161
Re: Man's Best Friend
I dropped off Deebo at the vet today so that they can take his semen sample and artificially inseminate my neighbor's bulldog (Pebbles). Should have puppies in about nine weeks. Why artificial? They won't bone down on their own? Someone has obviously never tried mounting a bulldog. In addition, he ...
- Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:58 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3482
- Views: 239229
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
I'm once again on the fence about getting some tattoos on my ass. I told my friends here about the tattoos friends of mine in Arizona have and they were all "go for it." One is simple. "Est. 1983" My birth year. The other is a Super Mario Bros character. I'd be choosing Bowser. ...
- Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:59 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Tech Support
- Replies: 908
- Views: 99030
Re: Tech Support
HDO45331 wrote:Thanks. Will do.
iexplore.exe is the largest, by far, at 920,920k. The rest are small.
I ran malbytes earlier, and found 25, and deleted them.
Malwarebytes
- Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:59 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Tech Support
- Replies: 908
- Views: 99030
Re: Tech Support
CCleaner shows 1221 errors. They wil fix 15 for free. I need to buy the product for the rest. Good idea?
- Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:48 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Tech Support
- Replies: 908
- Views: 99030
Re: Tech Support
Thanks. Will do.
iexplore.exe is the largest, by far, at 920,920k. The rest are small.
I ran malbytes earlier, and found 25, and deleted them.
iexplore.exe is the largest, by far, at 920,920k. The rest are small.
I ran malbytes earlier, and found 25, and deleted them.
- Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:27 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Tech Support
- Replies: 908
- Views: 99030
Re: Tech Support
Thanks Scottie. My computer has been really slow, lately, and I am trying to figure out the culprit.
- Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:01 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Tech Support
- Replies: 908
- Views: 99030
Re: Tech Support
I have Windows XP. How do I check what is in my RAM, and how much room I have there?
Re: Rants 2?
I purchased a 2009 Enclave a couple of weeks ago. The former owners had XM radio, and I was able to use it for a couple of days, while I test-drove. I thought it would be nice for NFL season, and while we are driving to & from New Orleans in a couple of weeks. When we purchased the vehicle, the...
Rants 2?
I purchased a 2009 Enclave a couple of weeks ago. The former owners had XM radio, and I was able to use it for a couple of days, while I test-drove. I thought it would be nice for NFL season, and while we are driving to & from New Orleans in a couple of weeks. When we purchased the vehicle, the ...
- Sat Aug 31, 2013 5:35 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2013 Promotion/Relegation Fantasy Football Sign Up
- Replies: 117
- Views: 9880
Re: 2013 Promotion/Relegation Fantasy Football Sign Up
Any decision on date and time?elflaco wrote:thanks Rush -- registered (in a new twist, could not use firefox to login, something about cookies, ended up doing on the tablet where i'll be on most of the time anyway)
any date/time is good for me - early mornings, late nights. pole pole.
- Sat Aug 31, 2013 5:28 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: A New Brushes with thread
- Replies: 871
- Views: 82441
Re: A New Brushes with thread
I met Johnny Bench at the Belterra Casino Sports Bar grand opening, in August. Very accommodating to this old fan of his.
For his size, he has the biggest hands I have ever seen.
For his size, he has the biggest hands I have ever seen.
- Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:08 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3482
- Views: 239229
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
This should be short for laziness.srsly, adv. (informal): short for ‘seriously’
- Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:19 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2013 Promotion/Relegation Fantasy Football Sign Up
- Replies: 117
- Views: 9880
Re: 2013 Promotion/Relegation Fantasy Football Sign Up
I can do it then.Rush2112 wrote:Does the 3rd at 8EST work for Unknown draft?
Greenwave should be fine with that, too.
- Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:39 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Videos
- Replies: 1998
- Views: 213011
Re: Random Videos
The Earth's loofah pad, in action.
- Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:04 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3482
- Views: 239229
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Thanks howard. I did not have the chance to check this out any further.
- Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:55 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3482
- Views: 239229
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
I was just watching a TV story about Yogi Berra.
In it, it shows a Miller Lite commercial that takes place in a bar. It looks like Jason Alexander is in the commercial.
In it, it shows a Miller Lite commercial that takes place in a bar. It looks like Jason Alexander is in the commercial.
- Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:08 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Economic Collapse--The Trainwreck is Now in SuperSlo-Mo
- Replies: 136
- Views: 12375
Re: Economic Collapse--The Trainwreck is Now in SuperSlo-Mo
Hell, I thought you didn't even get out of bed for that kind of money.howard wrote:Not nearly enough. $1000, leveraged up. $275 profit, after commissions. Not greedy enough.
Put a couple of zeros on the end.
- Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:07 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Art Donovan
- Replies: 5
- Views: 403
Re: Art Donovan
He once told a story about playing the Rams, and getting this black running back down on the ground, and beating on him. But it was another black running back. "We had the wrong guy."