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by Test Ride the Sybian
Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1983
Views: 198704

Re: Random Videos

Johnnie wrote: (Got it on the 1st try! Eat your heart out, Syb.)

You kids and your technology. Get off OhioCPA's lawn!


I thought this song and the bespectacled girl singing were cute:

by Test Ride the Sybian
Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Free Agency
Replies: 351
Views: 28092

Re: NFL Free Agency

Weatherfrog wrote:Matt Hasselbeck is now available. Takers?
I'll take him over the rest of the crap the Jets are holding on to.
by Test Ride the Sybian
Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:16 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Steubenville Rape
Replies: 11
Views: 2726

Re: Steubenville Rape

Onion reported this story 2 years ago. Sort of.

by Test Ride the Sybian
Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)
Replies: 190
Views: 67989

Re: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)

And anyone that wants their account adjusted, you have another day or two. Bear in mind that all along I intended to hand-off the Administration of this place once it had its feet on solid ground again. That is, frankly, a discussion we should collectively have. PhpBB3 is a different sort of animal...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:13 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fuck Jeeves - I Want to Get Run Over Like Steve
Replies: 14
Views: 1464

Re: Fuck Jeeves - I Want to Get Run Over Like Steve

Poor Steve is getting abused in this newest of Swamps.
by Test Ride the Sybian
Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: George Saunders Thread
Replies: 18
Views: 2226

Re: George Saunders Thread

Alright, just downloaded Tenth of December from the library to see what you feckers are going on about.
by Test Ride the Sybian
Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:08 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1983
Views: 198704

Re: Random Videos

ZTest wrote:Here's what I've learned with the youtube tag Syb...
1) can't use https (secure), so delete the s if it's there
2) can't use the shortened youtu.be urls
3) have to post the youtube url with 'watch' in it



Showoff (thanks)
by Test Ride the Sybian
Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:01 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1983
Views: 198704

Re: Random Videos

Death Star destruction was an inside job. Eerie. I'm not a conspiracy theory guy, but these "coincidences" are too much. And you just know Dick Cheney is somehow behind all of this.



ETA: fuck it, after 10 tries, I can't figure out this embedding video shit.
by Test Ride the Sybian
Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:59 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1983
Views: 198704

Re: Random Videos

Death Star destruction was an inside job. Eerie. I'm not a conspiracy theory guy, but these "coincidences" are too much. And you just know Dick Cheney is somehow behind all of this.

by Test Ride the Sybian
Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:31 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Replies: 2145
Views: 177355

Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)

Not sure if anyone is aware but the History Channel is currently running a 10 hour miniseries called The Bible . I don't recommend it as I've read the book and it was complete garbage but last night they finally showed Satan and he looks awfully familiar... http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)
Replies: 190
Views: 67989

Re: NOTE: Don't register your actual username (and other new

Excellent. Thanks. (Thanks, Hood) Working on a couple of other features this evening. A couple of them might not be obvious, efficiency mostly; I'm trying to clean up the server a bit. I dug a bit of a hole for myself installing the Green (Maxthon) theme as it turned out to be the most difficult st...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp NYC Meetup
Replies: 21
Views: 1884

Re: Swamp NYC Meetup

lol, I started the thread, and now I'm out. Received 2 tix to the Isles-Pens games that night, so Princess Z and I will be attending. Oh, in that case I'm suddenly back in. Unfortunately, still not in. Really bummed, as my bitch ass HS didn't want to walk all the way to Mamoons when Pizza and Pita ...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:24 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)
Replies: 190
Views: 67989

Re: NOTE: Don't register your actual username (and other new

pony_keg wrote:He was joking?
seriously. the guy comes back and instantly posts an avatar of Wenger's peener. Which I can't stop laughing at. I crack up every time.
by Test Ride the Sybian
Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Who is missing?
Replies: 132
Views: 14334

Re: Who is missing?

Scottie, you may need to check the gravity setting in this room, because Salma's tit's are defying gravity bigtime. Heh, fuck Kranetest. Good one, Private Toon. What ever happened to Red Army? I miss the old days when this place was crawling with Arsenal fans. Red Army (season ticket holder, no less...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Lil Wayne
Replies: 4
Views: 825

Re: Lil Wayne

“@mackmaine: Wayne is alive and well! We watching the Syracuse game...thanks for the prayers and concern..he will update you all soon. #love” That is unfortunate news for the future of the music industry. Seriously, how does anyone listen to his crap? His music is fuckawful, and that isn't me just ...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: USMNT vs. Belgium
Replies: 20
Views: 1656

Re: USMNT vs. Belgium

My cat's breath smells like cat food.
by Test Ride the Sybian
Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:55 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The OFFICIAL Facepalm Thread
Replies: 30
Views: 2306

Re: The OFFICIAL Facepalm Thread

Obas wrote:
Zlax46 wrote:Your avatar accompanies that paragraph perfectly.
That look has become my standard appearance when performing work duties.

Who is that, anyways?
by Test Ride the Sybian
Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Recorded phone call between NFL GMs
Replies: 14
Views: 1492

Re: Recorded phone call between NFL GMs

The Jets lost Shonn Greene? Fuck. Now the Jets really have no offense!
by Test Ride the Sybian
Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:43 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Tea
Replies: 28
Views: 2559

Re: Tea

timgod99X wrote:I've never tried loose tea before, but I will check around and see if I can find a shop. Is there a special setup for brewing it loose vs prebagged?
I just use a metal tea ball
by Test Ride the Sybian
Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:52 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Tea
Replies: 28
Views: 2559

Re: Tea

There was an amazing tea store in Boston 12 years ago (I forget the name) but I think they went out of business. They were opening a couple stores in NYC at one point. They sold at least 50 varieties of loose teas in cute apartment style mailboxes. The selection was incredible. I forget some of my f...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: George Saunders Thread
Replies: 18
Views: 2226

Re: George Saunders Thread

I may have to give up on Render Unto Rome. Getting really dull. And F you two for changing the topic on me and making me look like the jerk. No back to your literary cock sucking session. [off to find Saunders book on mp3 online....]
by Test Ride the Sybian
Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What?? Are you drinking?
Replies: 933
Views: 33678

Re: What are u drinking?

Just realized Fairway sells bulk tea leaves in their bulk coffee section. English breakfast tonight. Quite lovely, old chaps. Just made made second cup of English Breakfast myself. Though mine is just traditional, store bought Twining's. Loose leaf teas, my man. They are still inexpensive, but so m...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:24 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What?? Are you drinking?
Replies: 933
Views: 33678

Re: What are u drinking?

Just realized Fairway sells bulk tea leaves in their bulk coffee section. English breakfast tonight. Quite lovely, old chaps.
by Test Ride the Sybian
Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:14 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)
Replies: 190
Views: 67989

Re: NOTE: Don't register your actual username (and other new

And if someone can come up with a worthy slogan or tag-line to replace Here today, elsewhere tomorrow under The Swamp title masthead (up top), well, that would be peachy. I just typed that one in to get rid of the default which was something obvious like "welcome to this forum". I thought...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:44 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Replies: 2145
Views: 177355

Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)

govmentchedda wrote:
ZTest wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:Where's zumba when you need him?
Did the goat request a little Oasis to get her in the mood?
The Welsh are known sheep shaggers.
Get a Welshman drunk enough, they'll fuck any cloven hoofed animal.
by Test Ride the Sybian
Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Free Agency
Replies: 351
Views: 28092

Re: NFL Free Agency

I never thought my Rams fandom would help bring knowledge to the Swamp...but here we are. But I gotta say, you stepped up with the temporary handle and avatar. What little I have seen of Amendola, I really like the kid, but the injuries would worry me. Putting him in the Pat's offense with Brady, i...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3481
Views: 225894

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

howard test2 wrote:by that, i mean you get a pass AFTER you've been called out, shamed and embarrassed. but first, a little unga-bunga.

My a-bad. I thought it said a Bunga Bunga party.


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by Test Ride the Sybian
Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp NYC Meetup
Replies: 21
Views: 1884

Re: Swamp NYC Meetup

I'm out. Bachelor party this weekend. All day affair starting at noon. HS friend, and a lot of the old crew making the trek in from all over for this, as it is the last man to fall. Huge potential for ugliness. Been a long time since we have all gotten together. We are starting at Fat Cats in the Vi...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Replies: 2145
Views: 177355

Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)

Steve of phpBB wrote:I always just assumed that if you fucked a goat, you'd go from behind.

But what do I know?
Then how do you make out with it while fucking it?
by Test Ride the Sybian
Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:59 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Free Agency
Replies: 351
Views: 28092

Re: NFL Free Agency

Danny Amendola is not that good. This motherfucker turned an 80+ catch 2011 season into 650 yards. Enjoy the games he is able to play in. Rush is the stereotypical Patriots fan, right? What are the freak instances, he's hit by NFL players in NFL games and his bones break? IMO, this is the very defi...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Temporary Pope Resigned, Now A New Temporary Pope Thread
Replies: 238
Views: 19055

Re: Temporary Pope Resigned, Now A New Temporary Pope Thread

Humans just can't get past that stupid insecure need to believe in something greater than themselves. The ones smart enough to dismiss the monotheistic myths merely switched their focus to the Earth Goddess in the neo-religion of Environmentalism which is the same shit (different pile) as Catholici...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Messi
Replies: 5
Views: 690

Re: Messi

And like an idiot, I decided not to even bother taping the game, and I was way too busy to even check the score at work. I watched the first leg, despite seeing numerous FB and Arsenal board posts lamenting how horrible the Gunners played. Despite the 3-1 score, which I thought was a fair score, I t...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:41 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: George Saunders Thread
Replies: 18
Views: 2226

Re: Permanent Reading Thread - March 2013

Started Render Unto Rome today. Figured the unveiling of the new Pope was a good time to begin to renew my hatred of the Church. It isn't taking long to get me going. I can't believe working class people give this organization a dime of their money. [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51u6SjE...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:25 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Poles and Polls
Replies: 16
Views: 1953

Re: Poles and Polls

My wife has an acquaintance on FB who, while not a stripper, is very into pole dancing. Based on her feed, she has at least one pole installed in her house, and is constantly posting pictures of herself in various pole related poses (damn the rules, but I will say she's very fit and sort of cute). ...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:25 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6196
Views: 340966

Re: Temporary Television

ljam1.5 wrote:Didn't see it, so I'll start a temp one here.

Did anyone else see the complete moprons on The Amazing Race? It made the kids on Jeopardy last month who all ended up with zero look like Kasparov in comparison.
That is one reality show I probably would like, but never watched.
by Test Ride the Sybian
Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: POLL: Do we need the DB? (Please Vote)
Replies: 38
Views: 3537

Re: POLL: Do we need the DB? (Please Vote)

The DSG wrote:I would also like the previous versions of the Swamp available. If not part of one giant Swamp, at least searchable and linkable.

This place is about the people and the previous Swamps are us.
Really? I always thought this place was about the onions!
by Test Ride the Sybian
Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:48 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Metaphorical Swamp Meetup - Dayton?
Replies: 6
Views: 795

Re: Metaphorical Swamp Meetup - Dayton?

I can't stop laughing at Shirley. Word. Been meaning to comment on the hilarity and creativity in some of the non-Howard test user names. Some really brilliant names. Wrecks, what is up with Amway, though? I find it personally hilarious, as a college housemate tried selling it one year, and he was ...
by Test Ride the Sybian
Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Internet trolls
Replies: 5
Views: 1097

Re: Internet trolls

Zlax46 wrote:I read that earlier today as well, that is an awesome story.

Hopefully I don't get my ass kicked when people discover that I'm not the real Zlax.
Quite the opposite. Who is this, anyways? Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, I just missed the Zlaxian era.
by Test Ride the Sybian
Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:48 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Replies: 2145
Views: 177355

Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)

The Onion is selling the perfect shirt for J-Lo

Image
by Test Ride the Sybian
Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Tell Me Why This Is Bound To Fail...
Replies: 26
Views: 1383

Re: Tell Me Why This Is Bound To Fail...

One thing, ads are essentially supposed to be creating the identity of a brand. If it was common knowledge that the brand identity was essentially crowd sourced from a website were any shmo could submit a generic idea and sell it for $5,000, it would ruin the illusion. Sure, we all know that Nike pa...