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I call these guys "The bosses dilemma" They probably bust their ass at work, and can make you a lot of money. but they're such fucking douche nozzles, you wonder if you can be in the same room with them for 10 minutes without strangling them. Our top sales guy is a perfect example of this.

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First thing you need to do is open your POD and make sure it's not filled with replicants of you and yours.

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The best part is that the Pens are still 4 mil under the salary cap.

Hat tip to a Redditor for posting the link to this page...capgeek

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No, no, the labels are misprints. It's perfectly safe to take 20 Tylenol at once if the pain is that bad.

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Giff wrote:Almost had to delete ZMan's comment on one of my shares, but it was just too hilarious.

I debated that one for a good 5 min before posting. But it was one of the rare times I made a pun response work, so I stuck with it.

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I find myself getting more and more into working out every week since I've been doing it, but I have zero interest in turning it into any sort of competition. On another note, I passed a crossfit gym while out driving. It was named "Grassfed Crossfit", which definitely had me lolling all t...

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Coba is a Tactical Explosive Detection Dog. And is one very cool Chocolate Lab puppy. I read they're using rats in Africa to find landmines. They're trained to sniff for TNT, and they're apparently better, cheaper, and trained faster than dogs. Plus, their light weight keeps them from detonating mo...

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I can only imagine the size of the chip on his shoulder concerning all the "scumbags that won't hire him"

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Grasspenis wrote:We'll return after the break with more "Fashion with ZMan!".

Come on, had I ever posted a self pic showing me in that outfit, you guys would have been telling me to go put on some calf socks and jorts.

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What the ever loving fuck is up with skin tight pants tucked into boots. Heeled boots at that. Did he just join an 80's metal cover band or something?

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He's got more money than he can spend on stupid shit. What a fucking dilemma. Woe is he.

I disagree with humblebrag, there's zero actual humility involved. If/when he's forced to sell his $22,000 jacket to feed his kids, then, maybe, I'll feel a modicum of sympathy for his condition.

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There were scads of ladies at the Hoptron Brewtique when I went there this past Sunday. Shocked me, and I loved it. Really nice place, delicious beer, total hipster joint. I will definitely be back.

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I'm with you Johnnie. Some people view it as this total mind-body-spirit thing, to me it was just a good stretch and hot chicks in yoga pants. It's minor, but definitely on the list of reasons I stopped going to hot yoga. The last couple of sessions I went to, the instructor kept getting more and mo...

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God fucking dammit. I'm about to hop in a shower and I know that's gonna be stuck in my head the whole time.

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Just came across this bit of logic on an OKCupid profile: Atheists who do yoga, it doesn't make sense to me, stop doing it ? You do know it is part of a religion? The particular stretches are to do with the soul and the body? We won't even start with chakra alignments and houses. Yes, its like goin...

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I think that was just Abby and/or John rolling their eyes, and making some shit up so they don't have to insult dear reader.

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I didn't hear a word about the snow soccer game until this morning.

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T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V is fucking spectacular.

Just the right combination of ghetto and blue-blood.

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Shirley wrote:
ZMan wrote:Whenever you have the time... ZMan
Damn, I preferred you as ztest. Probably the stats geek in me.

I wish I saw that connection. It kept making me think of medical procedures. "Draw a sample of blood and send it for a ztest"

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Speaking of SF, I almost died (traffic came to a sudden stop ahead of me, slammed the brakes, ended up swerving a bit to the right, and luckily the lady flying down the right lane in her Audi was paying attention (and driving an Audi?, QUATTRO!!!) and was able to miss me) with that fucking Foxygen ...

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It's kind of cheesy they credit that to Brodeur. Should simply be an own goal on Staal. This forum has the coolest feature too...Kranepools post came in while I was writing my post about the Isles-Pens. When I clicked "submit", the forum showed me Kranepools post and asked if I wanted to m...

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It's going to be real fun facing a well rested Pittsburgh squad, including the return of Malkin (bonus!), tonight. Nothing builds the confidence needed to take on the #1 seed like being outscored 10-1 in the third period of your last three games. The fun thing about being an Islander fan is that I h...

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To date, I have never seen the "classics" of porn. Deep Throat, Behind the Green Door, The Devil in Miss Jones, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.

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Holy shit that was fast, thank you.

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Whenever you have the time... ZMan

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After having more Newcastle tonight, it is more different that originally thought. While still crisp and clean, it has more of a caramel feel and taste to it as compared to Stella. I don't understand this talk of skunky you speak of, I have been buying 12's of Canadian recently, and never a bad one....

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So basically, aside from seeing pictures of flowers or fruit on the label, there's no way to tell if a beer is going to have that shitty taste until I sip it? Great. And, yes, Mr. Boxcar, the Newcastle Ale, despite being brown, had a very crisp and clean taste. Very similar to the lighter colored al...

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I think we can all agree....toilet paper hangs OVER the roll.

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I must have been feeling adventurous, because I bought two sixers of beer I had never tried before. That's like, the equivalent of radical reconstructive surgery for me. Anyway, beer #1 was Blue Point Brewery's Toasted Lager. It's ok, but has a bit of a weird aftertaste. I guess that's the toasted p...

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Doesn't Google Calendar do this sort of stuff? I know it can handles appointments and reminders for team members, not sure how the tasks aspect works though.

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Shrew wrote:Value Of U.S. Dollar Plummets After Joe Flacco Signs NFL's Richest Contract.

At press time, the Green Bay Packers were reportedly finalizing a six-year, $989 trillion deal with quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

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Fuck rosemary. God forbid a fucking restaurant NOT serve rosemary mash every goddamned night for like the past 8 years.

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Scottie wrote: all of that seemingly esoteric knowledge will start to form a bigger picture.

And that's when the elitism really starts to set in.

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I still say whether it was a dunk, a layup, or a trey, you just scored 2-3 points in a 100 point game. Stop fucking yelling like you scored the game winner at the buzzer, and get the fuck down court for some D.

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Getting my San Fran hippy groove on with this one.

The Mowglis - San Francisco

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It's not that I was expecting to hit it out of the park. My mistake was talking too much to her via messaging before we met. We chatted for like a week. Long conversations back and forth. Plus, I have a bad habit of getting smitten quick, and building things up in my head. Stupid and naive, yeah. Bu...

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Dating fucking sucks. Had my first "post-bitch" date on Sunday. Wonderful time, wonderful conversation, talked for hours, and killed two bottles of wine. Only problem is, she's the type of girl I would never have walked up to had I seen her first. It's 15 years later, but still the same fu...

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Glad to hear that a few assholes who were threatening the girl in the Steubenville rape are facing prosecution. http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/18/17363530-two-teen-girls-charged-for-online-threats-against-steubenville-rape-victim?lite" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false...

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The cruise I went on last Feb stopped in Barbados. The dock area is a total shit hole, but that's true for most dock areas worldwide. The taxi stands are a fucking senseless terror, no matter what island you're on. They fucking throw themselves at you, and god help if you talk to two of them. WW3 br...

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Here's what I've learned with the youtube tag Syb...
1) can't use https (secure), so delete the s if it's there
2) can't use the shortened youtu.be urls
3) have to post the youtube url with 'watch' in it

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