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by Johnny Carwash
Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Movies
Replies: 4711
Views: 329865

Re: Movies

Helms is a good comedic actor (see Cedar Rapids if you haven't), but Naked Gun should never, ever be remade.

And Nordberg = Ray Lewis.
by Johnny Carwash
Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:37 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3486
Views: 240867

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

rass wrote:Guess whose restaurant I walked past today!

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And The Edge was there too?
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Nov 21, 2013 9:24 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3486
Views: 240867

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Pruitt wrote:Anyone else sick of Ron Burgundy?
Since around 2004?
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Uniforms, Logos, and Such
Replies: 1306
Views: 103639

Re: Uniforms, Logos, and Such

Are you sure it isn't for 1980's MLB Away Uniform Heritage Month?

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by Johnny Carwash
Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:23 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Replies: 2148
Views: 295671

Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)

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by Johnny Carwash
Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:28 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Richie Incognito Bully Thread
Replies: 60
Views: 4342

Re: The Richie Incognito Bully Thread

Ryan Tannehill Awarded “Honorary Black Guy” Title in Special Dolphins Ceremony In fact, the Honorary Black Guy ceremony was simply Tannehill reading rap lyrics with the N-word in them, followed by his real black teammates declaring him “not racist.” Philadelphia wide receiver Riley Cooper has repor...
by Johnny Carwash
Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:37 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Best sports year of your life?
Replies: 19
Views: 1659

Re: Best sports year of your life?

Jennifer Heatherton may be the single most stereotypical '80s hot chick name.
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Best sports year of your life?
Replies: 19
Views: 1659

Re: Best sports year of your life?

1991 for me. Not particularly because of the success of any of "my" teams, but because it was the first full year I followed sports really closely, and all the memorable/dramatic storylines that unfolded: - A January that saw the unexpected end of the Joe Montana era in San Francisco and t...
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:25 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 2000
Views: 214060

Re: Random Videos

Shirley wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:
Shirley wrote:Christopher Walken still carries that knitter gene.
That's gold.
Yeah, I was kind of proud of that. Thanks for noticing.
Took me a second look to get it, but yes.
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Oct 21, 2013 2:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)
Replies: 477
Views: 63031

Re: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)

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by Johnny Carwash
Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)
Replies: 477
Views: 63031

Re: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)

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If you crop that to just the lower half it's like watching her age 40 years in two seconds.
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 3935
Views: 255145

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

Not a familiar name, but one of the great "that guy" character actors of recent decades, Ed Lauter.

Pic to help:
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by Johnny Carwash
Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2013 Week 4 - The Return of Brownie
Replies: 32
Views: 1688

Re: NFL 2013 Week 4 - The Return of Brownie

The Dolphins look like they changed their uniforms to look more like they did in Tecmo Bowl.
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 3935
Views: 255145

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

Ken Norton, former heavyweight champion.

Top-notch fighter who had the misfortune to come along during the greatest, most competitive era in heavyweight history. One of only two men to beat Ali in his prime. Could have had a long reign at many other times.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:40 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9406
Views: 525364

Re: Random Politics

He forgot to clarify that "a good Scotch and a cigar" is a euphemism for blowing a guy in a kilt.
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:28 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Replies: 2148
Views: 295671

Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)

That's entirely inappropriate. The style of the armor is clearly late antiquity or early medieval, not Renaissance.
by Johnny Carwash
Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3486
Views: 240867

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Oh, this is a gold mine: Petition to Warner Brothers: Remove Ben Affleck as Batman/Bruce Wayne in the Superman/Batman movie. His acting skill is not even close to being believable as Bruce Wayne and he won't do the role justice. He's not built, nor is he intimidating enough for the role of Batman. H...
by Johnny Carwash
Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3486
Views: 240867

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

So apparently the knock on Affleck is that he wouldn't be "believable" as Batman. Also not believable: a billionaire who sneaks out at night to beat up punks while dressed in a rubber bat costume. My interest in superhero movies is largely limited to the Christopher Nolan Batman franchise ...
by Johnny Carwash
Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:18 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3486
Views: 240867

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

I am really enjoying not caring that Ben Affleck is the new Batman.
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:02 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disaster
Replies: 203
Views: 14419

Re: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disast

Per a NYT report , the decision to pull out of the Frontline documentary was a result of pressure directly from the league: Last week, several high-ranking officials convened a lunch meeting at Patroon, near the league’s Midtown Manhattan headquarters, according to the two people, who requested ano...
by Johnny Carwash
Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:32 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NFL Preseason
Replies: 105
Views: 7013

Re: 2013 NFL Preseason

degenerasian wrote:...

Surprised they got Sage Steele to put on that outfit.
by Johnny Carwash
Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:49 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Elmore Leonard
Replies: 5
Views: 381

Elmore Leonard

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/2013 ... |FRONTPAGE

Was my favorite living writer. I'll pass on trying to say something insightful other than this sucks.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:34 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3486
Views: 240867

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

So here's what triggered my earlier post. There's a small independent wing shop in town that, in my wing-philistine opinion, makes pretty good stuff. Not good enough, though, for one of the Wing Illuminati to do a passive-aggressive drive-by on the place's Facebook wall to let them know their produc...
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:55 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3486
Views: 240867

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

The snobbery associated with Buffalo wings rivals that of any of the fine arts.
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:09 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Wiener's Wiener
Replies: 88
Views: 7653

Re: Wiener's Wiener

Emilio Catastrophe. You can all go home now, thanks for playing.
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 2000
Views: 214060

Re: Random Videos

Nice disguise, Slolz.
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
Replies: 1439
Views: 113484

Re: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza

75% for me as well. I think I over-guessed on the "unknowns." I did notice that some looked suspiciously like you-know-who's.
by Johnny Carwash
Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3486
Views: 240867

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

I had no idea the graphical 80's version of Oregon Trail wasn't the first until a few days ago.

Also--always take the ferry.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3486
Views: 240867

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

Copper is an underrated metal.
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:23 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Does He still guarantee I look good?
Replies: 49
Views: 3991

Re: Does He still guarantee I look good?

My brother worked for Men's Wearhouse for a few years and said it was well-known among employees that George was a massive pothead.
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 2000
Views: 214060

Re: Random Videos

I don't understand why they couldn't have just used "Rough Riders" like the old team. Not like it's already taken.
by Johnny Carwash
Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Game of Thrones....
Replies: 981
Views: 48028

Re: Game of Thrones....

On that note--enjoy the last hour of a functioning internet, everyone.
by Johnny Carwash
Tue May 28, 2013 4:08 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Replies: 2148
Views: 295671

Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)

JC Penney under fire for selling a tea kettle that looks like Hitler:

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by Johnny Carwash
Fri May 24, 2013 11:35 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Movies
Replies: 4711
Views: 329865

Re: Movies

BuffloSoldier wrote:Both Looper and Prometheus on OnDemand--both? One or the other Neither?
Looper is outstanding, one of the best high-concept sci-fi movies in a while. Prometheus is uneven, but still worth a watch if you liked the Alien movies.
by Johnny Carwash
Fri May 17, 2013 6:29 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 2000
Views: 214060

Re: Random Videos

Remember this dude? Arrested for killing a lawyer in New Jersey. Apparently he claims to have done it after being drugged and raped.

by Johnny Carwash
Thu May 16, 2013 6:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Replies: 480
Views: 47313

Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Proud to see that my native state and current home state are in both the most courteous and most cursing rankings. Have a nice day, you cocksucking motherfuckers.