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- Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:40 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)
- Replies: 477
- Views: 63987
Re: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)
The most exercise this fat little shit will get all week How do you know how much exercise that kid gets? I don't. But judging from the fact he has a double chin, fat forearms, and seems to be out of breath at the end of playing a cell phone game app in a fast food restaurant (In-n-Out), I'm guessi...
- Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:21 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: More Backroom Deals Than Tammany Hall - A Youth Soccer Tale
- Replies: 779
- Views: 90383
Re: More Backroom Deals Than Tammany Hall - A Youth Soccer Tale
I hate parents that park their fucking chairs two feet from the field. God damn does it piss me off. Practices u12 has 2 outdoor(1.5 hr each) and 1 futsal each week. Usually a game/scrimmage every few weeks. u9 has 2 outdoor(1 hr each) and 1 futsal each week. 2 tournaments a season. There is also a ...
- Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:01 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: World Cup 2018 Qualification
- Replies: 702
- Views: 26136
Re: World Cup 2018 Qualification
I would love to see US Soccer take that 100 million they have and use it to build futsal courts in urban areas. For rural areas maybe a grant program for clubs to add futsal courts or indoor practice spaces. Somewhere that kids can go and have pickup games in the neighborhood would be awesome. We tr...
- Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:29 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: More Backroom Deals Than Tammany Hall - A Youth Soccer Tale
- Replies: 779
- Views: 90383
Re: More Backroom Deals Than Tammany Hall - A Youth Soccer Tale
Have the parent stay home for the game. If they show up kick the family from the club. The rest of your families shouldn't have to deal with that parent on their sideline. If it was that bad that another family complained I doubt that it was the only thing they did at the game.
- Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:29 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: World Cup 2018 Qualification
- Replies: 702
- Views: 26136
Re: World Cup 2018 Qualification
I've had several comments from people trying to make soccer small talk because they know I'm interested in. Typically the conversation goes... "The men's team should just do what the women are doing" How do I explain that it's a completely different situation without sounding sexist? I usu...
- Wed Oct 11, 2017 3:24 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: World Cup 2018 Qualification
- Replies: 702
- Views: 26136
Re: World Cup 2018 Qualification
You don't fucking quit. You're a G-D American soccer player. You don't quit. Nice rant. I agree with all your points, Don't get me started on the "softness" issue. I live in a college town in the middle of coal/steel country. We haven't even talked about the problems in the under u12 deve...
- Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:53 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Jurgen Klinsman Experience
- Replies: 301
- Views: 23441
Re: The Jurgen Klinsman Experience
Everyone gets to share some blame. They just played a high stakes, fast paced game 3 days prior. TnT is in the rainy season so 1) it's humid as fuck down there and b) you know the field is going to be soggy -- tough to run on on, tough to play a finesse game. Arena should know these things. And he ...
- Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:18 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: World Cup 2018 Qualification
- Replies: 702
- Views: 26136
Re: World Cup 2018 Qualification
The complaints that there are too many sports leagues isn't valid. Our current professional league and development structure make their money off delivering a shitty pay to play product. Clubs have no incentive to develop anyone other than the upper middle class kids. Clubs won't be able to provide...
- Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:13 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: World Cup 2018 Qualification
- Replies: 702
- Views: 26136
Re: World Cup 2018 Qualification
Aren't most of the MLS clubs (outside of DC United) academies free? I get the pay to play, but most of the good ones I have seen are Pay to Play, but if you can't afford it, we will work with you. There simply aren't enough of them. How many kids are there in the MLS academies? US Soccer has the de...
- Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:59 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: World Cup 2018 Qualification
- Replies: 702
- Views: 26136
Re: World Cup 2018 Qualification
The complaints that there are too many sports leagues isn't valid. Our current professional league and development structure make their money off delivering a shitty pay to play product. Clubs have no incentive to develop anyone other than the upper middle class kids. Clubs won't be able to provide ...
- Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:02 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: World Cup 2018 Qualification
- Replies: 702
- Views: 26136
Re: World Cup 2018 Qualification
Fuck BeIN.
What are the streaming options nowadays on a phone? I'll be at hockey practice tonight with the kids and will have good wireless.
What are the streaming options nowadays on a phone? I'll be at hockey practice tonight with the kids and will have good wireless.
- Mon Oct 09, 2017 8:19 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Mandalay Bay Shooting
- Replies: 145
- Views: 5481
Re: Mandalay Bay Shooting
The wife is running the Rock and Roll marathon on November 11th. The staging area is the Las Vegas Village and they run the entire race up and down the strip during the evening. I think she would be happy if they cancelled and took the decision out of her hands. The only thing I've seen from them is...
- Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:07 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Give Me An H, Give Me an A, Give Me a Z...
- Replies: 13
- Views: 819
Re: Give Me An H, Give Me an A, Give Me a Z...
I was on the advisory board two years ago for me college fraternity. Because of my interactions with the undergrads during that year I no longer help them at all and advise all of the alumni of the fraternity to do the same. They demonstrated a level of privilege that I did not think was possible be...
- Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:24 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 5 2017 - Oh, and Read this Don Banks article - Seriously
- Replies: 52
- Views: 1413
Re: NFL Week 5 2017 - Oh, and Read this Don Banks article - Seriously
degenerasian wrote:But now they've dug into her past and she's the one apologizing
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... ve-tweets/
Why do I scroll down after news stories and read the comments? Does anyone know of a browser extension that auto blocks all comments following a news story?
- Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:38 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 5 2017 - Oh, and Read this Don Banks article - Seriously
- Replies: 52
- Views: 1413
Re: NFL Week 5 2017 - Oh, and Read this Don Banks article - Seriously
rass wrote:Yeesh
https://twitter.com/CarlinReeseWIP/stat ... 3041457152
Jourdan was the football beat writer up here last year. She's really good at her job and never injects herself into the story. She doesn't deserve to be on the receiving end of Cam's comments and I hope other writers continue to defend her so that she doesn't need to.
- Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:24 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Nature is Awesome and/or Hilarious
- Replies: 235
- Views: 13757
Re: Nature is Awesome and/or Hilarious
mister d wrote:A goddamn woodpecker woke us up Sunday AM by pecking on the wall behind our bed for like a minute.
Termites or a sadistic woodpecker?
- Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:18 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: More Backroom Deals Than Tammany Hall - A Youth Soccer Tale
- Replies: 779
- Views: 90383
Re: More Backroom Deals Than Tammany Hall - A Youth Soccer Tale
Good luck flaco. Parents suck. Our board only allows members with an actual responsibility for the club. Marketing, development, secretary, coaching director, treasurer, etc... We've been able to pull some really good coaches from the University that don't have kids in the club. Some grad students t...
- Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:28 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: College Football - September 2017
- Replies: 163
- Views: 3813
Re: College Football - September 2017
PSU needs someone other than Barkley to make some plays. I don't see any of the Big Ten teams dominating this year. It could end up being a 2 loss big ten champ again.
- Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:24 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Trump Administration Meltdown Thread...
- Replies: 4967
- Views: 168867
Re: Trump Administration Meltdown Thread...
I don't see how that will avoid pissing off the yinzers though - I can't wait to see the reaction on our message board, with all the outraged offended snowflakes who swear they are done with the NFL but won't fuckin' log off. The Yinzers I know are pissed. They all said they are disappointed they s...
- Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:42 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: College Football - September 2017
- Replies: 163
- Views: 3813
Re: College Football - September 2017
mister d wrote:Neighborhood watch.
I'll take your word on that. You seem to speak from experience.
- Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:57 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: College Football - September 2017
- Replies: 163
- Views: 3813
Re: College Football - September 2017
I think your right about the MD fans. The same may be true for Rutgers. I was at an FSU/MD game 15 years or so ago and they didn't seem to really care about the game at all. I do think some of this gets escalated because one team sees it as a rivalry game and the other team does not. The MD basketba...
- Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:21 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: College Football - September 2017
- Replies: 163
- Views: 3813
Re: College Football - September 2017
I went to the PSU game a few years ago in Alabama. Nicest group of people I've ever seen. I had trouble buying my own drink when we went out at night. Students offered to buy us drinks and let us in the front of lines. One even drove us back to our room after his shift ended and we had trouble findi...
- Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:19 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Man's Best Friend
- Replies: 2268
- Views: 131559
Re: Man's Best Friend
Dammit. Dust in my eye. Time to read some more reviews on wheels.
- Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:16 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 230083
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
The 11 year came back from spending the weekend with the in-laws and has a new book. He introduced it as "pop-pop is telling me these stories are real, but they aren't". https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/612L14knTSL._SX327_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg I think one of the books from t...
- Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:58 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Man's Best Friend
- Replies: 2268
- Views: 131559
Re: Man's Best Friend
Some better news... The old lady is getting good at walking on the carpet and sliding around the kitchen. She was even able to unzip the kids backup and steal a bag of crackers over the weekend. Her other legs are starting to get stronger and may even be able to hold all her wait for longer periods ...
- Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:23 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Hurricane Irma
- Replies: 159
- Views: 4063
Re: Hurricane Irma
Brontoburglar wrote:Apparently we don't have weather forecasts in the midwest
Maybe they split the condo with their family and didn't want to stiff them?
- Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:31 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: More Backroom Deals Than Tammany Hall - A Youth Soccer Tale
- Replies: 779
- Views: 90383
Re: More Backroom Deals Than Tammany Hall - A Youth Soccer Tale
For those with BTN... The PSU/UNC Women's team play tonight at 7pm. The younger boy's team(u9) is walking out with the players for the anthem and then scrimmaging each other at halftime. They may even make it on the TV broadcast.
- Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:43 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Man's Best Friend
- Replies: 2268
- Views: 131559
Re: Man's Best Friend
Our nearly 15 year old deaf Beagle has a torn ACL. She has been having nerve issues on her back legs for a few months and as a result has put on some weight due to the difficulty in getting exercise. With the ACL injury she can't walk on 3 legs. So she slides with her 2 front paws around the house a...
- Mon Aug 28, 2017 12:57 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away
- Replies: 167
- Views: 8280
Re: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away
Was on vacation last week and didn't get to post until today... I ended up convincing the family to drive the 2 hours from the beach house with around 99% to 100%. It was an incredible experience. We stopped at a state park in bumblefuck SC and got to see around 20 min of the eclipse at 50%. Then a ...
- Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:36 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 9064
- Views: 492591
Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
L-Jam3 wrote:I just did a quick image search on the googs, and that even holds true on Halloween. Good call Carwash.
True...
Re: Slack
We started using it a while ago. File sharing and group conversations are great. I'm in four different groups at this point and it really cuts down on email. The free version has a 10,000 message limit. You'd be surprised how quickly that comes into play. The app is awesome on my phone. Slack and Tr...
- Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:46 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away
- Replies: 167
- Views: 8280
Re: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away
Planned our summer vacation to be in South Carolina that week near Beaufort, SC. I'll drive the hour or so north to catch it all.
- Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:06 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Trump Administration Meltdown Thread...
- Replies: 4967
- Views: 168867
Re: Trump Administration Meltdown Thread...
I'd like to get in here early and propose that we are in the final stages of having a 3rd party emerge. The Trump party.
- Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:56 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2017 Gold Cup
- Replies: 107
- Views: 2476
Re: 2017 Gold Cup
Just once I'd like our guys to play a team like ElSal or Guatemala and just get pay back for the decades of horse shit we've put up with. I'm awaiting my call-up for this very reason. Come off the bench in extra time and just run down someone like Romero. A Double-titty twister into a headbutt shou...
- Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:50 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: "You know that's permanent, right?" - The Tattoo Thread
- Replies: 188
- Views: 8813
Re: "You know that's permanent, right?" - The Tattoo Thread
Baloney wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4706616/Devast8-gets-tattoo-removed-hot-tattoo-removal-lady.html
I love the name of the link... "hot-tattoo-removal-lady"
- Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:45 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: "You know that's permanent, right?" - The Tattoo Thread
- Replies: 188
- Views: 8813
Re: "You know that's permanent, right?" - The Tattoo Thread
Does he have one lower that says Leggy?
That's the current favorite joke for the 7 year old.
Where did George Washington keep his armies?
That's the current favorite joke for the 7 year old.
Where did George Washington keep his armies?
- Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:18 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Trump Administration Meltdown Thread...
- Replies: 4967
- Views: 168867
Re: Trump Administration Meltdown Thread...
I didn't say I was okay with it. I said that although it's likely criminal, it's not treason -- at least not how treason had been consistently defined. Actions can be illegal, violate campaign laws, or even constitute espionage, without being treason. Treason has a very specific meaning legally -- ...
- Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:47 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Trump Administration Meltdown Thread...
- Replies: 4967
- Views: 168867
Re: Trump Administration Meltdown Thread...
Highly corrupt, probably criminal, but not treason. As I noted a few days ago, legal scholars who have looked at this have concluded that treason laws have been limited to aid given to countries we're fighting in an active shooting war. Hostility or even sanctions aren't enough. The Rosenberg weren...
- Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:29 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2504
- Views: 232067
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
I think a simple "Like" on the post would get the point across. Passive aggressive enough to kick her to the curb properly and let her now you saw the post.
- Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:39 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Home Repairs
- Replies: 1572
- Views: 125348
Re: Home Repairs
My parents made a room like this. Essentially it's just a roof and some basic framing with these special vinyl/screen windows. Something like http://ezporch.com/HaulCitgo wrote:That said, I am officially overambitious and have started what will ultimately become a sunroom.