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Johnny Hotcakes

MaxWebster wrote:?

Cakes?

JOHNNY HOTCAKES?

the real one??

no way. i feel like i'm in a Lost flashback.

Hotcakes. prove it.

The password is "Appletini."

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Amazing! Reminds me of this beauty that made its way around North American accounting circles a few years ago. The partner first forwarded it on to others and it quickly took off. The chain of forwards attached to the copy that I was sent were just as good (not to mention the fact that the kid missp...

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Fucking Bri does it again! Nice catch.

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Because Iginla picked his deal. When you trade an expiring contract to only one team you can't expect much. Feaster would take the Boston deal over this one but Iginla has the final say. No-trade clauses really handcuff teams. My point was that Brenden Morrow was in the same situation (expiring con...

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I just don't understand how Brenden Morrow yielded an arguably better return than Jarome Iginla.

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Sorry to hear it, Johnnie. As a fan, that would be brutal.

Aaron Ward is getting killed on twitter right now, and rightfully so.

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Not a Pens fan, but seeing Sid and Iginla together again will be nice.

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Penguins have now confirmed it, so I guess it is official.

Aaron Ward can now reevaluate the quality of his sources.

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Have you straights been following this at all? Earlier tonight, TSN reported that Iginla had been traded to Boston for the pupu platter. The thought was that it was a done deal and that the official announcement would come tomorrow. All of the Bruins blogs were sucking each others dicks and congratu...

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The holst Saskatoon Blades lost in the first round of the WHL playoffs tonight. They now have 51 days off before the start of the Memorial Cup. Talk about a layoff, that's practically a new season.

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It'd be a shame if you misremembered something in repeating it. "It's absolutely impossible to get herpes from an infected partner. Go ahead and have unprotected sex." "My wife said that all STD symptoms show up immediately and there is no such thing as an incubation period. Therefor...

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My crazy bitch of an ex-gf had the gall to call me the other day completely out of the blue (we hadn't previously talked for five years) in order to request some free medical advice from my wife. Dave, if you're taking requests, please feel free to also take her out in your yacht the next time you ...

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My crazy bitch of an ex-gf had the gall to call me the other day completely out of the blue (we hadn't previously talked for five years) in order to request some free medical advice from my wife. Dave, if you're taking requests, please feel free to also take her out in your yacht the next time you a...

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For all the middle-aged hockey fans in the Swamp:

Wayne Fleming

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Wow. I always thought Neil Young was firmly planted on the ugly side of the spectrum, but he looks like a handsome young man in that photo.

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What a waste. My Great Grandfather used to store his leftover dingleberries in a spitoon, which he then traded to the Haida for oceanfront property. And that is how we acquired the family homestead back in 1908.

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Scottie wrote:
Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Fucking hell, my basketball in the groin gif has now been red x'ed.
Still showing here. I emptied the caches and reloaded the page. "BALLS.gif" still shows up. Odd.

Hmm, it's working here now too. Guess I just need to reboot the old Commodore 64.

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You're all a bunch of Sallys. When I was growing up in logging camps we just used our left hands and then rinsed off in the mighty Skagit.

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Whenever I see Douglas Murray it makes me think of that Coaches Corner from the playoffs a few years back when Don joked about Douglas' Scottish ancestors impregnating innocent Swedes during a Highland games event held in Scandinavia. I thought when I was watching it that I might be witnessing Don's...

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Fucking hell, my basketball in the groin gif has now been red x'ed.

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Whatever, dicks. Minnesota is perfectly located from a geographical perspective to attract all that burgeoning basketball talent in Saskatchewan and Manitoba.

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Also, that allows you write down anything if need be. To echo the sex toy, I think a leatherbound notebook is key. I don't think it would be appropriate to whip out a tablet (or anything electronic) in order to ask your questions. But that's just my opinion, and I'm just one asshole. I have however ...

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My workaround is just to cheat. Just hit quote on a previous post with an embedded youtube video and swap your url for it's url (and obviously delete the quote function). That way, you can easily check that your link is in the same format as the link that worked. The downside is that you don't actua...

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True. Though my post probably would have been better in a shitty music thread containing “Wheat of my Heart” or something along those lines. Bob was obviously a renaissance man in every sense of the word, but I think we both agree that “Wheat of my Heart” was not his finest work. It’s a shame that h...

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I do apologize though for posting something intended as comedy in a thread dedicated to good music. Just thought it was in line with the discussion.

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Speaking of shitty shit that you can't get out of your head, I haven't been able to let go of this one for a few days (this ain't a real single, just something that Nathan Fielder put out there for chuckles before he made it semi-big).

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The Vollmer signing was one of the underrated moves of the last week. Seems like many view him as one of the top RT's in the game.

P.S. WELKAH!!!

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For all the middle-aged lawyers in the Swamp:

Anthony Lewis

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Freezing that vagina, like vaginal anesthetic.

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Thought I'd start a new one due to the out-of-date title on the previous thread.

So, how about them Explorers?

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Excellent posting this morning, Grasspenis.

Is the official "Ask Me Anything" Grasspenis thread?

If so, I've always wanted to know, what is the meaning behind the name Grasspenis?

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One time I was taking a piss at work when one of our auditors came out of the stall, said hello, and proceeded to exit without washing his hands. Never shook his hand again.

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Towns of Newfoundland. I'll take Dildo, please.

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I don't think you can fault the officials for the OSU call (though the studio crew did). It was an incredibly close play, and even on review it looked to barely be conclusive. Not egregious at all, in my estimation.

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A New Mexico basketball writer apparently was so fed up with the Lobos' historic loss to Harvard Thursday night, he wrote a farewell column claiming he's been to his last New Mexico men's basketball game.

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Mister D, I hope you'll be sending flowers to Angel Rodriguez's house.

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Reggie Miller is such a whiny little bitch. It would be possible to tolerate that if he ever had anything insightful to say, but he doesn't.

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Rex wrote:Most disturbing trend: number of basketball and football players 20 years old or younger who are named Shaquille.

I'll know I'm old when the LeBrons start coming up through the college ranks.

Lucky for those little shits that Craphonso Ellis never made it that big.

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Shaquille Thomas with a nice dunk off a rebound just now. Guess it is that easy to dunk on someone!

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With the addition of Houston, the AL West logos now spell "Asshat"

(from Jon Bernhardt)

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