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by Johnny Hotcakes
Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:47 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Vasovagal syncope
Replies: 28
Views: 971

Re: Vasovagal syncope

Hi Frogs, I had a somewhat similar incident with my two year old a few months ago. He had been under the weather for a few days (lethargic, not eating, etc), but seemed well enough to take grocery shopping on a Sunday morning. As we were shopping I turned around and he was fully reclined in the cart...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Aug 05, 2016 7:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: BumperNutz
Replies: 8
Views: 722

BumperNutz

I saw a set of BumperNutz on the back of a car on my drive home from work today (for the first time ever) and immediately thought of the Swamp circa 2005.

For the record, they were on a souped up metallic blue Subaru Impreza.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed May 11, 2016 9:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Help from old Swampers
Replies: 34
Views: 2438

Re: Help from old Swampers

Does anybody know where I can find a UCLA Tyus Edney jersey?
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Top 10 Swampers - 1st Half 2015, Ranked
Replies: 22
Views: 1272

Re: Top 10 Swampers - 1st Half 2015, Ranked

I was incensed with the 2014 list, but I can't quibble with this. There are of course a few snubs, but nothing as egregious as Brian in the previous attempt. That was an outrage.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Site Admin Update
Replies: 132
Views: 7167

Re: Site Admin Update




Works great, thanks Dave.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB - June 2015
Replies: 121
Views: 5292

Re: MLB - June 2015

That strike zone thing on Sunday Night baseball drives me fucking crazy. How is there not a mass revolt over that thing?

Also, is Lincecum seriously wearing a do rag?


Get off my lawn.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sun Jun 14, 2015 4:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Dave in Seattle 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 115
Views: 6738

Re: Dave in Seattle 2: Electric Boogaloo

How much do you want for DaveSez? You know, I've considered reviving it. Being a bachelor - sorta - for a year should give me a bit more time, right? Excellent idea, though I would change its format to a blog about a discerning middle-aged gentleman forced to temporarily leave his family and move a...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sat Jun 13, 2015 8:40 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Dave in Seattle 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 115
Views: 6738

Re: Dave in Seattle 2: Electric Boogaloo

How much do you want for DaveSez?
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sat Jun 13, 2015 8:33 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Red Sox magic Number
Replies: 12
Views: 1480

Re: Red Sox magic Number

rass wrote:
Johnny Hotcakes wrote:I don't know why, but it makes me happy that this completely obnoxious thread is still going.
Me too. Though, I guess we need to wait at least one more day for an update.
Maybe a little longer than that, even. What a 7th inning for the Jays last night!
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sat Jun 13, 2015 8:29 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8826
Views: 409568

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Pruitt wrote: I've been staying away from Facebook and will do my best to passively disengage. I am still disturbed.
Holy shit, that's terrible. Did you meet at a Starbucks in your neighbourhood or near your workplace?
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:44 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Man's Best Friend
Replies: 2243
Views: 103264

Re: Man's Best Friend

Everything work out relatively ok in the end, Bronto?
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Red Sox magic Number
Replies: 12
Views: 1480

Re: Red Sox magic Number

I don't know why, but it makes me happy that this completely obnoxious thread is still going.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:55 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Man's Best Friend
Replies: 2243
Views: 103264

Re: Man's Best Friend

It is very suspicious to me that Dog 2 decided to come back into your life at this point in time. It's like she waited until you were happy with Dog 1, and then decided to reinsert herself back into your life. Dog 2 has hurt you in the past, and I would be very careful about taking her back, especia...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Pet Peeves
Replies: 87
Views: 4052

Re: Swamp Pet Peeves

Not enough Barry Manilow talk.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:23 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8826
Views: 409568

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

I have a neighbor, late 50s, who has some sort of OCD obsession with shovelling driveways. Has six shovels on his front porch and I've seen others when his garage door is open. Thing is, this year he and his wife (the local Avon distributor) now have a plow guy come when it snows. But this guy (we ...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Feb 20, 2015 7:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Gunpowder Jones - Touch Yourself Mixtape hosted by DJ Tanner
Replies: 26
Views: 2635

Re: Gunpowder Jones - Touch Yourself Mixtape hosted by DJ Ta

Prolapse Effecting, Nigga I'm Sizable
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Feb 20, 2015 7:09 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Gunpowder Jones - Touch Yourself Mixtape hosted by DJ Tanner
Replies: 26
Views: 2635

Re: Gunpowder Jones - Touch Yourself Mixtape hosted by DJ Ta

Pregnated Eight Natives In Scranton
by Johnny Hotcakes
Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: New York Yankees at Toronto Blue Jays, April 9, 1983
Replies: 16
Views: 1347

Re: New York Yankees at Toronto Blue Jays, April 9, 1983

These are fantastic. Thanks bapo!
by Johnny Hotcakes
Tue Jan 06, 2015 9:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Replies: 2060
Views: 105456

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

When you're living in Patterson Heights in ten years happily married with six little degenerasians running around, don't forget who told you to go for it.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Mon Jan 05, 2015 10:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Replies: 2060
Views: 105456

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Go for it.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:08 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Replies: 2060
Views: 105456

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Any single swampers get laid last night? I'll hang up and listen.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: College Football Championship Week & Beyond
Replies: 337
Views: 12164

Re: College Football Championship Week & Beyond

brian wrote:
Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Went with the over AND Georgia Tech +6. Getting crazy up in here this New Year's Eve.
Looking really good so far.
All my hard work is finally starting to pay off.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Dec 31, 2014 10:08 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What?? Are you drinking?
Replies: 933
Views: 33626

Re: What?? Are you drinking?

Had to go with the cry-it-out method with the baby earlier. About to transition to the pyjama pants. Then, a beverage. Still to come: sleep.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:16 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: College Football Championship Week & Beyond
Replies: 337
Views: 12164

Re: College Football Championship Week & Beyond

Went with the over AND Georgia Tech +6. Getting crazy up in here this New Year's Eve.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Dinner
Replies: 186
Views: 8432

Re: Dinner

The Girlfriend and I just spent 3 days up in Vancouver, and we had one of the most amazing meals ever. Place is called Vij's (http://www.vijsrestaurant.ca" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;). Absolutely incredible Indian food. Blew my mind. Long wait (about 2 hours) but worth ...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: College Football Championship Week & Beyond
Replies: 337
Views: 12164

Re: College Football Championship Week & Beyond

Guys, I'm stuck at home with the kids tonight and want to wager on some college football action. The issue is that I don't follow the sport very closely. Please tell me what to do. Thanks. Well, I made my biggest bet of the bowl season thus far on Arizona -3 against Boise State. Boise is overrated ...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: College Football Championship Week & Beyond
Replies: 337
Views: 12164

Re: College Football Championship Week & Beyond

Guys, I'm stuck at home with the kids tonight and want to wager on some college football action. The issue is that I don't follow the sport very closely. Please tell me what to do. Thanks. Well, I made my biggest bet of the bowl season thus far on Arizona -3 against Boise State. Boise is overrated ...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Top 10 Swampers of 2014, Ranked
Replies: 86
Views: 4435

Re: Top 10 Swampers of 2014, Ranked

How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud. Honestly, I found that whole brain surgery thing to be a bit sycophantic. It may have even knocked him down a couple slots. Kind of like when the Flyers didn't tell Roger Neilson to go get ca...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:39 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: College Football Championship Week & Beyond
Replies: 337
Views: 12164

Re: College Football Championship Week & Beyond

Guys, I'm stuck at home with the kids tonight and want to wager on some college football action. The issue is that I don't follow the sport very closely. Please tell me what to do. Thanks.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Top 10 Swampers of 2014, Ranked
Replies: 86
Views: 4435

Re: Top 10 Swampers of 2014, Ranked

brian wrote:
Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Just takin' it one post at a time.
Have to put my faith in the Lord Jesus Christ and give him credit for any success I've had posting here.
Don't let Jerloma hear you say that or he'll bump you even lower than 7.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Top 10 Swampers of 2014, Ranked
Replies: 86
Views: 4435

Re: Top 10 Swampers of 2014, Ranked

Just takin' it one post at a time.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Top 10 Swampers of 2014, Ranked
Replies: 86
Views: 4435

Re: Top 10 Swampers of 2014, Ranked

How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud. If I'm following correctly, blind sports biases precluded posters from making the top 4. Speaking of blind, Brian could literally not see after brain surgery, yet was still posting. Fuck this...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Top 10 Swampers of 2014, Ranked
Replies: 86
Views: 4435

Re: Top 10 Swampers of 2014, Ranked

How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 15
Replies: 92
Views: 3568

Re: NFL Week 15

sancarlos wrote:
Hood on FB wrote:Another Cam Newton drive ends in a turnover.
I think The Hood has reached the limits of his own cynicism.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Slack
Replies: 49
Views: 2326

Re: Slack

I typically lurk, post "Popin' Ain't Easy" 2-3 times per year (more if it is a pope election year), and maybe every now and then offer Degenerasian a word of encouragement in the dating thread. How much will that cost me?
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:38 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB 2014-2015 Offseason Thread
Replies: 596
Views: 19312

Re: MLB 2014-2015 Offseason Thread

Lawrie's a nutcase, great trade for the Jays. Whenever the Fan 590 (sports radio station here in Toronto) has taken a breather from Leaf Talk recently, the subject has often been how much of a clubhouse cancer that noted dick Brett Lawrie apparently is. This trade should make prolific callers Mario...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:53 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Roger Godell's Terrible No Good Bad (Infinity) - the whoopin
Replies: 1085
Views: 42171

Re: Roger Godell's Terrible No Good Bad (Infinity) - the who

to Ray Rice and the Rice family, hi im srry to hear about the events that have happened. when i first saw the elevator segment this morning on the news i thought they were talking about the centerplate ceo who beat his dog. then they said ur name and ur wife i dont know what happened but whatever t...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sat Sep 13, 2014 11:22 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Roger Godell's Terrible No Good Bad (Infinity) - the whoopin
Replies: 1085
Views: 42171

Re: Roger Godell's Terrible No Good Bad (Infinity) - the who

to Ray Rice and the Rice family, hi im srry to hear about the events that have happened. when i first saw the elevator segment this morning on the news i thought they were talking about the centerplate ceo who beat his dog. then they said ur name and ur wife i dont know what happened but whatever th...