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by testy boxcar
Mon Jan 09, 2017 12:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2017 NFC playoffs
Replies: 120
Views: 4129

Re: 2017 NFC playoffs

That was an excellent "play to the whistle" sequence. Clay Matthews is awesome. Absolutely - but what a f-ing bonehead move by Perkins. And whenever Matthews (whose father was one of my all=time favourites) makes a great play, the name that flashes into Bills' fans minds is Aaron maybin. ...
by testy boxcar
Fri Dec 16, 2016 2:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week 15 (DUE FRI 12-16)
Replies: 47
Views: 3393

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week 15 (DUE FRI 12-16)

So, seriously... what the hell is going on with Muppet Babies winning an NAACP award two years in a row?
by testy boxcar
Mon Nov 21, 2016 5:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Eleven
Replies: 76
Views: 2714

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Eleven

i still don't understand the first question.
by testy boxcar
Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:11 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Eight
Replies: 71
Views: 3224

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Eight

i should win for my Paul Pierce v. NONE answer.
by testy boxcar
Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Lunch Thread
Replies: 580
Views: 25127

Re: The Lunch Thread

three clementines and a handful of cashews coated in hot sauce.

weird lunch today.
by testy boxcar
Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The "Help Me Do My Work" Thread
Replies: 16
Views: 1028

Re: The "Help Me Do My Work" Thread

kegorator
by testy boxcar
Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:25 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Bourbon
Replies: 358
Views: 54107

Re: Bourbon

Black Maple Hill
Weller 12
by testy boxcar
Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:02 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: AVB's Time at Spurs is over
Replies: 13
Views: 921

Re: AVB's Time at Spurs is over

I got to see AVB's last match at Spurs! This almost makes up for the fact that it was cold, wet, and terrible fucking football. Glad we left at 68 minutes and were able to get a taxi!

also, white hart lane is located in a bit of a shithole.
by testy boxcar
Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Return of Confessions
Replies: 1283
Views: 76547

Re: Return of Confessions

lolol
by testy boxcar
Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:27 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Official Pussification of America Thread (Mostly Sports)
Replies: 164
Views: 9222

Re: The Official Pussification of America Thread (Mostly Spo

my parents live about three miles from farmington high school. i'm sure the town that was proud to recently get a McDonalds is really happy with the national attention.
by testy boxcar
Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:22 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Return of Confessions
Replies: 1283
Views: 76547

Re: Return of Confessions

but thats where poop comes from :(
by testy boxcar
Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:11 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: HEY DAVE (the search function sucks here)
Replies: 15
Views: 1516

Re: HEY DAVE (the search function sucks here)

i've never heard of either of those two. i only knew about england and mississippi!
by testy boxcar
Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: HEY DAVE (the search function sucks here)
Replies: 15
Views: 1516

Re: HEY DAVE (the search function sucks here)

I see. Carry on, then!
by testy boxcar
Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:13 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: HEY DAVE (the search function sucks here)
Replies: 15
Views: 1516

Re: HEY DAVE (the search function sucks here)

I thought you lived in England while your wife was teaching at Oxford? Did I make that up?
by testy boxcar
Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:30 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013/2014 MLS Thread
Replies: 214
Views: 28773

Re: 2013 MLS Thread

I was going to go (would have gotten to party with the club!), but sprung my disposable soccer money for spurs-liverpool tix for next weekend.

I regret not going, though I'd probably still be hungover. I hate penalties, but that was an epic fucking match.
by testy boxcar
Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: World Cup 2014 Brazil
Replies: 81
Views: 7343

Re: World Cup 2014 Brazil

The Snaggletooths micro-analyze everything. Is travel really such a concern for a country the size of the USA? Two USA games are quite close together (Natal, Recife) and the other (middle game) is "out west" in Manaus. Ingerland has a very similar path, BH, Manaus, Sao P. Given that Brazi...
by testy boxcar
Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: World Cup 2014 Brazil
Replies: 81
Views: 7343

Re: World Cup 2014 Brazil

gotta start beating the good teams at some point. might as well be on landon, clint, and tim's last run.
by testy boxcar
Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:15 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: HEY DAVE (the search function sucks here)
Replies: 15
Views: 1516

HEY DAVE (the search function sucks here)

the wife and i will be in Oxford next week for a day. where should we have lunch?
by testy boxcar
Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:14 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Maynard G. Krebs
Replies: 21
Views: 2101

Re: Maynard G. Krebs

R I P
by testy boxcar
Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Replies: 2060
Views: 105478

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Sitting at the bar last night before pool was about to start I got hit on by a gay guy. So I got that going for me. Go for it. Just to break the streak. I am a big believer in the "when it rains, it pours" theory. Women can smell desperation. When you are in a slump, confidence is down. I...
by testy boxcar
Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:36 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Replies: 2060
Views: 105478

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Ya'll are trying too hard. If you meet someone, you meet someone. If you don't, just have a drink and jerk off. Pretty much. The more you force it, the worse it goes. That's my recollection from my single days. I also never hit on gals, and would make them make the first move, mainly cause I didn't...
by testy boxcar
Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: EPL weekend before Thanksgiving
Replies: 2
Views: 346

Re: EPL weekend before Thanksgiving

one of the most exciting games this season. i was shocked when miralles didn't get tossed. nufc showed today why they are no better than mid-table team. from what i saw, it looked like norwich bossed the second half and if they had a legitimate finisher, they would have beat newcastle 2-4. while th...
by testy boxcar
Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Replies: 2060
Views: 105478

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Ya'll are trying too hard. If you meet someone, you meet someone. If you don't, just have a drink and jerk off.
by testy boxcar
Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter
Replies: 1272
Views: 129343

Re: Twitter

Yeah, I unfollowed that account, too. Months ago. Some time in early summer. I figured if Boner posted anything of merit it would get pasted here or someone on my timeline would just retweet it anyway. Seeing as how nobody has even retweeted anything of his in ages leaves little hope for that chara...
by testy boxcar
Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:29 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Thanksgiving Recipes
Replies: 19
Views: 1776

Re: Thanksgiving Recipes

After years of wet brining, I now dry brine ( like this ) and pretty much follow along with Alton Brown's roasting method . Turns out great! So do you dry brine with just kosher salt, then roast with Alton's aromatics? That is probably what I'll end up doing, but I think the allspice and candied gi...
by testy boxcar
Mon Nov 25, 2013 10:52 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter
Replies: 1272
Views: 129343

Re: Twitter

someone let me know when dadboner starts doing a storyline again, please.
by testy boxcar
Thu Nov 21, 2013 9:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Thanksgiving Recipes
Replies: 19
Views: 1776

Re: Thanksgiving Recipes

After years of wet brining, I now dry brine (like this) and pretty much follow along with Alton Brown's roasting method. Turns out great!
by testy boxcar
Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Turner Field
Replies: 44
Views: 2461

Re: Turner Field

Howard gave the answer -- it's London for both. Tricky. Every other Olympic stadium is still standing in some form or another. To be fair, I doubt much of Wash U's stadium is the original stadium. It's smaller than many high school stadiums. There is a cool five-rings thingie built into the fence a...
by testy boxcar
Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:52 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Return of Confessions
Replies: 1283
Views: 76547

Re: Return of Confessions

although, being a gymnast, i'd imagine she'd be able to figure things out.
by testy boxcar
Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:51 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Return of Confessions
Replies: 1283
Views: 76547

Re: Return of Confessions

i hooked up with a girl who was like 4'9" a few times. she was pretty hot, and all the proportions were right. i'm by no means tall (5'10" or so) but some positions were a little awkward.
by testy boxcar
Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:43 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hilarious Lawsuits
Replies: 81
Views: 7272

Re: Hilarious Lawsuits

-Another day a coworker returned from lunch drunk, took off his shirt and declared that it was "working in skins day."
he probably got his guns on point doing some 'shups in the john first. sounds like nosy lady should leave captain karl out of her lawsuit.
by testy boxcar
Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Leaves are falling all around...
Replies: 31
Views: 2974

Re: Leaves are falling all around...

Congrats! Enjoy your legal weed and papa johns.
by testy boxcar
Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:45 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: New Orleans Pelicans
Replies: 58
Views: 5346

Re: New Orleans Pelicans

Lisa: Dad, women won't like being shot in the face.
Homer: Women will like what I tell them to like.
by testy boxcar
Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:24 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The 2013 World Series Thread
Replies: 105
Views: 5046

Re: The 2013 World Series Thread

Congrats Sox fans!

I was okay with losing the series, but damn did I want it to go 7. You can't top a game seven.
by testy boxcar
Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:46 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The 2013 World Series Thread
Replies: 105
Views: 5046

Re: The 2013 World Series Thread

AB_skin_test wrote:I just mean that I can't believe they keep pitching to him.
If there's a runner in scoring position and a base open, sure walk him. But he's not a true talent .750 OBP guy. Eventually he'll regress. It'll probably be next year, but still!
by testy boxcar
Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Best sports year of your life?
Replies: 19
Views: 1600

Re: Best sports year of your life?

I had a Packers Super Bowl win and a Cardinals World Series win in the same calendar year. That was neat.
by testy boxcar
Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:10 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The 2013 World Series Thread
Replies: 105
Views: 5046

Re: The 2013 World Series Thread

Trevor Rosenthal, a grizzled vet at age 23, was the oldest pitcher for the Cardinals last night.
by testy boxcar
Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:07 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Home Repairs
Replies: 1559
Views: 108217

Re: Home Repairs

I'm a dork and pay for a tuneup every fall for the furnace and spring for the A/C simply because it makes me feel better I signed up for a plan this summer when my AC went out. Damn near paid for itself! I also installed a Nest a few months ago. Works great, but took three tries to get my funrace w...
by testy boxcar
Wed Oct 23, 2013 2:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The 2013 World Series Thread
Replies: 105
Views: 5046

Re: The 2013 World Series Thread

govmentchedda wrote:The Head and The Heart say Redbirds in 5. Bet the opposite.
They played in St Louis lsat night. That might be a sign.
by testy boxcar
Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The 2013 World Series Thread
Replies: 105
Views: 5046

Re: The 2013 World Series Thread

My heart says Cardinals in five, but my head says Red Sox in six.