The Swamp

Jerloma

Good. I fucking can't stand slow players. Especially ones that get warned and still don't give a shit. Hopefully Annyong learned a little lesson about how we do things over here in 'Murica.

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BSF21 wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Regardless of how cute a thing may be, if it can eat through a tree...probably gonna wanna avoid it.
Trying for Reddit Karma just for way too real.

What you just said is completely indecipherable to me.

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Regardless of how cute a thing may be, if it can eat through a tree...probably gonna wanna avoid it.

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This is what I said... They have no deeper insights into things we can't observe than anyone else. NDT isn't saying that you should believe something because he has great knowledge of it. He's saying it's true because it can be observed and/or predicted based on laws of the universe that have been e...

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I don't think he looks any worse than he did 25 years ago.

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Yeah...doesn't ring a bell.

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Batters have music now?

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Well sure but I don't care if you're Thomas Aquinas...until you can demonstrate that something is true, being a scholar of it doesn't make your insight valuable any more than being a scholar of say...Greek mythology. (When applied to the real world of course. It's valuable in a literary education se...

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But as an adult, I have to agree with J-Lo. The Abraham circumcision story really makes no sense, and I was really thinking about it this morning, and sealed the deal that I'm not teaching my kids religion until they are old enough to question what they are told. My kids actually go to church with ...

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Johnnie wrote:Mandy Patinkin was Inigo Montoya. I had no idea.

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He is highly virile. For now. Man I hope not. And don't worry about it Steve. Everyone knows it takes a dense wall of text (preferably purple) to really get your attention. Heh. Guilty as charged. I ask because to me, after having my son, violence against a small child is probably the most understa...

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I have no doubts at all that most people do it out of social conformity. I'm just saying that if YHWH hadn't asked David to bring him a bag of dicks, the mushroom look would be the one that got made fun of in high school locker rooms. The one-eyed snake would be the norm. Abraham started circumcisi...

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Johnny Carwash wrote:I realized for the first time today that it's called "Downton Abbey" and not "Downtown."

Me too. Just now!

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This is awesome. Mo Rivera is meeting with behind the scenes people at every stadium this year that he never had a chance to meet to thank them. Here it is in Cleveland yesterday.

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A Welker-y type who drops even more passes, runs much faster in 40-yard dashes on a track than in an NFL game, and fumbles the ball when no one touches him. On the plus side, he gets hurt a lot and can't fumble when he's hurt. You think he has bad hands? Really? I don't recall that. I recall him ma...

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Pats made an offer to Sanders. Steelers will get a 3rd round pick if they don't match. On a scale of Welker/Randy Moss to Donald Hayes/Ochocinco, what should I expect from Sanders? Equidistant from either side. I actually think he could catch 75-80 balls on the Pats. He's quick like Welker and has ...

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Probably biology. And I'd fuck more women. I don't know if I would take anything different. And I can't even say I'd fuck more women. I don't have any more game now than I did back then, and my lack of fucking women in college wasn't from lack of effort. Yeah see...mine was totally from a lack of e...

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Probably biology.

And I'd fuck more women.

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The Sybian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:
rass wrote:Ginger!!!
Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger.
How many damned Gingers are we harboring in this place?

Have you people learned nothing about oppression?

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Word.

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Icepenis wrote:I'd take the pick.

Yeah, maybe they can use it to move up to get Milliner or Jordan if they're in striking distance. Of course, they'll be in the market for a receiver too.

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rass wrote:Ginger!!!

Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger.

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Pats made an offer to Sanders. Steelers will get a 3rd round pick if they don't match.

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Dude, you gotta post that on FB.

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The Mantis Shrimp is the harbinger of blood-soaked rainbows.

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It's amazing we haven't destroyed ourselves yet, isn't it?

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Yeah, well you could apparently get herpes for one thing. Get him an appendectomy instead. Could save his life some day.

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I have no idea if you're fucking with me or not so I'm just gonna go to sleep.

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So Steve and SC are pinko, commies? WTF!

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The "Old Country"? My father was first generation Canadian (his father was born in Belgium), and he uses that term all the time. Right but I didn't think circumcision was a new thing. If anything I would have thought it was something more conducive to the "Old Country." That's w...

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So, that video has been taken down? Was it because of the backlash?

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The "Old Country"?

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Back when I was in junior high, the one guy in the phys ed locker room who wasn't circumcised was an object of some juvenile ribbing/derision. I wonder if that possible issue affects parents' decisions nowadays? I wonder if it is any more common nowadays for a kid to be uncircumcised? I think I was...

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Johnnie wrote:Because of their avatars, I'm getting ZMan & Jerloma confused, still.

It's all part of our master plan.

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Last check-up I had, and I don't do it often enough but it was maybe a year ago . . . the doctor commented "You have an excellent circumcision, really, perfect, one of the best I've ever seen." Uh huh. And I thought, what the fuck? Why the hell would you compliment some guy on that? It's ...

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I have no doubts at all that most people do it out of social conformity. I'm just saying that if YHWH hadn't asked David to bring him a bag of dicks, the mushroom look would be the one that got made fun of in high school locker rooms. The one-eyed snake would be the norm.

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I knew it was fake. I just didn't know why it was funny.

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testy boxcar wrote:
Jerloma wrote:I don't get today's xkcd at all.
http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p ... =Main_Page" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That is fantastic. No idea that existed. Thanks.

Jerloma

I don't get today's xkcd at all.

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