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I thought it was Duke LAX rape.

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Scottie wrote:Swamp inside joke from way way way back.

We used to have this redneck guy, dougekurugby (or something like that), that informed us all that racism is, indeed, dead.

I remember him. We used to beat it to death on AofG as well.

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mister d wrote:I just can't believe LL went along with it. I never had him in the Mos Def or Q-Tip category, but I didn't think he was a dummy either.

I can't believe that he got talked into saying "conversate."

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Since racism doesn't exist any longer, seems like an unnecessary step. (And seriously, this is a horrible mess of dogcrap. There's a whole lot of talented Southern bands, country and otherwise, addressing serious issues in society without resorting to pablum like this.) Can you explain your first c...

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Scottie wrote:Bring it on, you tree-hugging bastards!

No, that would be a threat to our religion.

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That doesn't seem so awful.

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What the fuck is a tarmacadam?

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What do you want to know? People mutilate the genitals of their infants because they think that the dude that created foreskins doesn't want them there. Isn't circumcision still pretty common? How many circumcisions these days are motivated by religious belief at all, let alone an actual belief tha...

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Beginning in around the 18th century, it was known that this technique itself can spread infection ( ironically , prevention of which was the very reason metzitzah was instituted) and harm the baby Ruling? Have we ever had a discussion on the general practice of circumcision? I promised myself that...

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Hey look...two more infants in New York got herpes because their parents and our government allow a rabbi to suck the foreskin off with his mouth after being circumcised.

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I know very little about her. Was she kind of a cunt or something?

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I had no idea Michigan was that young. 3 Frosh, a sophomore, and a junior starting?

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Greg Anthony was about as convincing as Phil Simms during the Super Bowl in saying that jump ball was the right call.

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Supposedly this is the most distant image of Earth, taken by Voyager 1 at some point. I don't have a date for the image. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGozLDoCQAEjkNx.jpg:large February 14th, 1990. That picture is what Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot" is based on. He tells the story of how they got ...

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Check that...he sounds horrible. “Kindness” covers all of my political beliefs. No need to spell them out. I believe that if, at the end of it all, according to our abilities, we have done something to make others a little happier, and something to make ourselves a little happier, that is about the ...

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Damn, that sucks. He was a great WRITER. Period. Great writer, Illinois alum, and flaming asshole, according to various stories over the years. Where are you getting the asshole part? Every story I've ever heard about him seems to indicate he was a great guy. Even Will Leitch likes him and he hates...

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SuperBonBon - Soul Coughing

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AB_skin_test wrote:How does an 8-inch tarantula stay undiscovered for so long?

Probably deforestation. I don't think they wanna be near humans any more than we want them near us.

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Note to self...stay the fuck out of Sri Lanka.

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And an aside on Minchin: Gak, I wish he was more popular. He's a brilliant performer, composer, intellect. Don't sleep on how good of a musician he is; he's tremendous. Truth. I think playing with a chorus doesn't allow you to see how talented he really is either. What he can do live with just a ba...

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Totally misquoted. Sorry. My guess is that he's heard that sort of thing a hundred times and he tweaked the story to fit the song.

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The lower case letter T rules.

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This song is like a year and a half old but Minchin likes to block some of his music from youtube so that people that see him in concert will have some new material to listen to. Anyway, there's some stand-up at the beginning but if you want to go right to the song it's at 5:25. The story he tells i...

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Hey Dave, know how your state has been pissing all over the establishment clause since like forever? Well now these jackasses are attempting to rip it's head off and fuck it's skull... The bill goes on to say: SECTION 1. The North Carolina General Assembly asserts that the Constitution of the United...

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Yeah but would you ever have to pass through Florida to get to DC? Was she coming from the Bahamas?

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Don't you have to be able to retain a fuck-ton of useless knowledge?

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Sabo wrote:Since there's no angry religious apostate thread started by Jerloma yet, I thought I'd post this little nugget here:

Suspected Connecticut priest admits to meth charge

Hey mate...this place is crawling with heathens. I agree though...someone needs to step the fuck up.

Jerloma

Oh my fucking God. That one somehow eluded me.

Jerloma

Like if you would answer the door. https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/539853_413573672070139_893239551_n.jpg Oh damn, I wish someone would post that on my wall, but I cut loose all of the Jesus freaks awhile ago. Because if some guy came dressed to your door looking like that, the LAST thi...

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Like if you would answer the door.

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Ear wax?

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Yeah, I know, right? Anyway, back on topic...

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You're gonna wanna not fuck with bison, guys.

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Hey, way to cheat a bunch of four year olds out of winning a contest. You guys should be proud of yourselves.

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Guys, the Awesome Things You Read On Facebook thread is in dead Swamp. Or you can just read my wall.

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My crazy bitch of an ex-gf had the gall to call me the other day completely out of the blue (we hadn't previously talked for five years) in order to request some free medical advice from my wife. Dave, if you're taking requests, please feel free to also take her out in your yacht the next time you ...

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Awww...does it get sucky? I hope it doesn't get sucky. Charlie finally died so I was looking forward not having to be annoyed by him every episode.

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Yeah but if cost isn't a factor, a penthouse at the Bellagio would work as well.

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Wouldn't that just be like 8 bucks? Assuming AD does indeed come out in May as promised you can get away with just $8. And the worst case is probably $16. I'm not good at math today apparently. But then we'd have to tell him he should watch Breaking Bad while he still has it so make it another mont...

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Wouldn't that just be like 8 bucks?

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