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by TT2.0
Sun Sep 30, 2018 10:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Poker and Gambling
Replies: 14
Views: 129

Re: Poker and Gambling

if anybody wants resolution i started day 2 in 151st place out of 154. i finished in 86th for 1930$
by TT2.0
Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Poker and Gambling
Replies: 14
Views: 129

Re: Poker and Gambling

if any of you guys care, i made it to day 2 of the World Poker Tour Houston Event. playing at noon tomorrow. am kinda shortstacked. 150 peeps left, top 99 get paid. first prize is 143,000 https://www.worldpokertour.com/event/wptdeepstacks-houston-season-2018-2019/#eventTab3 can follow updates there...
by TT2.0
Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:31 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Poker and Gambling
Replies: 14
Views: 129

Re: Poker and Gambling

thanks. would love to run hands. have a shitload from yesterday
by TT2.0
Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:31 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Poker and Gambling
Replies: 14
Views: 129

Re: Poker and Gambling

if any of you guys care, i made it to day 2 of the World Poker Tour Houston Event. playing at noon tomorrow. am kinda shortstacked. 150 peeps left, top 99 get paid. first prize is 143,000 https://www.worldpokertour.com/event/wptdeepstacks-houston-season-2018-2019/#eventTab3 can follow updates there...
by TT2.0
Sun Sep 30, 2018 3:40 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Poker and Gambling
Replies: 14
Views: 129

Poker and Gambling

if any of you guys care, i made it to day 2 of the World Poker Tour Houston Event. playing at noon tomorrow. am kinda shortstacked. 150 peeps left, top 99 get paid. first prize is 143,000 https://www.worldpokertour.com/event/wptdeepstacks-houston-season-2018-2019/#eventTab3 can follow updates there ...
by TT2.0
Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS GAME 4
Replies: 613
Views: 9597

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - END REGULAR SEASON + PLAYOFF PICTURE (plus poll)

i voted for myself in the poll because i didnt wanna get blanked but unofficially i was heard hoping chedda gets the start. full faith
by TT2.0
Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: New Swamp Game
Replies: 14
Views: 126

New Swamp Game

Because im bored and i thought it might be fun. the matchups are head to head each week, no googling, 9 questions per week. you will only be scored against your opponent. i will ask a question with a verifiable numerical answer, and whichever player is closest (over or under, this isnt price is righ...
by TT2.0
Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:48 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 3
Replies: 124
Views: 1525

Re: NFL Week 3

rass wrote:
Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:50 am
Aw, I sort of forgot about Kyle Orton. I enjoyed him being around, and playing for not my favorite team.
one of my favorite swamp jokes from an old NFL thread was when orton threw a pick dsafe posted

"Orton hears a boo"
by TT2.0
Thu Sep 20, 2018 2:29 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Temporary Television
Replies: 2444
Views: 122981

Re: Temporary Television

has anybody else finsihed season 2 of Ozark? i wanna talk about it with someone but dont want to spoil it for anyone
by TT2.0
Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:45 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Racism
Replies: 616
Views: 31502

Re: Racism

got called poor white trash and an "N-word lover" excepr he said the whole thing. awesome work night last night. it hurt and it sucked and i felr like he disrespected my girl and i couldnt do shit about it and it made me so fucking angry i broke down in the break room
by TT2.0
Mon Sep 03, 2018 12:27 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 322
Views: 7343

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

God the In-n-Out hate in Texas by Whataburger fanboys sets me off like any bullshit anti-DMB opinions. I enjoy In-N-Out. A lot. But I'd put it No. 3 behind Whataburger* and Shake Shack. *in/near Texas i love whataburger and i truly think it is definitely better than in and out. i dont hate in and o...
by TT2.0
Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2018 NBA Offseason Thread
Replies: 314
Views: 4559

Re: 2018 NBA Offseason Thread

holy shit the rockets dumped ryan amdersons fuckawful contract on the suns for the slightly less crappy brandon knight deal and whatever a marquise chriss is. im happy hes gone. what a white piece of shit
by TT2.0
Mon Aug 20, 2018 12:30 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2018 MLB Week 1
Replies: 838
Views: 11353

Re: 2018 MLB Week 1

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by TT2.0
Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:17 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2018 MLB Week 1
Replies: 838
Views: 11353

Re: 2018 MLB Week 1

giff did you see that bullshit call tonight? he was clearly fucking out
by TT2.0
Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:14 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS GAME 4
Replies: 613
Views: 9597

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 20 UPDATE

i think this is my first two win week...also the first week i went deep into two games and didnt have a shit game...maybe im having a late season surge in time to overperform in the playoffs and get a much needed but undeserved contract extension
by TT2.0
Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:14 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Weather
Replies: 1259
Views: 44221

Re: The Weather

mister d wrote:
Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:13 pm
Put the towel over the steering wheel when you're getting out?
keep it under the seat so it doesnt get torched too.
by TT2.0
Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Weather
Replies: 1259
Views: 44221

Re: The Weather

its hot and humid. been hot and humid. i literally cant get dressed for work til i get there otherwise i would be drenched in sweat. i dont remember the last time it wasnt at least 95 degrees. maybe march? you have to park in shade and even then you have to run your ac for ten minutes before you ge...
by TT2.0
Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Weather
Replies: 1259
Views: 44221

Re: The Weather

its hot and humid. been hot and humid. i literally cant get dressed for work til i get there otherwise i would be drenched in sweat. i dont remember the last time it wasnt at least 95 degrees. maybe march? you have to park in shade and even then you have to run your ac for ten minutes before you get...
by TT2.0
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:11 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Replies: 1881
Views: 100336

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Related, does anyone else have an unrelated FB friend with the same name as them? yup. im friends with a guy named ben daniel who lives in massachussetts. sometimes he hops on my comments and says ridiculous things hoping my friends dont pay attention and think its me. hes a massive asshole. i like...
by TT2.0
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
Replies: 157
Views: 1889

Re: Culinary Hot Takes

bfj wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:56 am
From that USA Today article regarding the Cajun spice flavor —
The flavor will debut at the Louisiana Shrimp and Petroleum Festival in Morgan City, La. from August 31 to September 2
.

How much oil is in the gulf these days?
enough to get tañked?
by TT2.0
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:01 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Football Meltdown Thread
Replies: 82
Views: 1093

Re: NCAA Football Meltdown Thread

so when i first joined this board in 2003 (15 years a swamp!) i used to take outlandish extreme positions to stir things up...is HaulCitgo's posts the same level of insane as my stuff? If i ever sounded that ignorantly monsterously retarded, im sorry guys After Sandy Hook, you were 10x the douche. ...
by TT2.0
Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:10 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Better Call Saul thread (Spoilers)
Replies: 137
Views: 4884

Re: Better Call Saul thread

everytime mike speaks i swear im hearing george carlin
by TT2.0
Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:41 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Football Meltdown Thread
Replies: 82
Views: 1093

Re: NCAA Football Meltdown Thread

so when i first joined this board in 2003 (15 years a swamp!) i used to take outlandish extreme positions to stir things up...is HaulCitgo's posts the same level of insane as my stuff? If i ever sounded that ignorantly monsterously retarded, im sorry guys
by TT2.0
Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:11 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
Replies: 157
Views: 1889

Re: Culinary Hot Takes

cheese is great on everything...white american or swiss with turkey and bacon on whole wheat with ranch dressingis my favorite sandwich. ive never had real maple syrup, but generic syrup tastes good so i dont think im missing much. cheesw belongs on mexican food, that crumbly white cheese they put o...
by TT2.0
Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:40 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Job Questions
Replies: 290
Views: 6653

Re: Swamp Job Questions

sorry Mrs. Giff. if she wants quick cash i can get hrr a job as a waitress at a poker room in Katy?
by TT2.0
Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:13 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Job Questions
Replies: 290
Views: 6653

Re: Swamp Job Questions

Screams market opportunity. And lawsuit and three letter jackets but I'll assume your comfortable in the fringes. Good luck. Make as much as you can while you can. definitely always a possinility, but i have a lawyer onstandby and historically the punishment for dealers has been little to none. i t...
by TT2.0
Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:12 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
Replies: 157
Views: 1889

Re: Culinary Hot Takes

mayo is disgusting, this ruins the burger. egg salad is gross tuna salad is gross ,ost mayo based things are gross that beimg said ranch dressing is delicious. drums are worse than flats, because some drums have inedible bits that disguise themselves as fatty. honey mustard is the only mustard musse...
by TT2.0
Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:16 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
Replies: 157
Views: 1889

Re: Culinary Hot Takes

for my steak money give me a ribeye. a filet just doesnt have the same marbling and i enjoy a lot of fat
by TT2.0
Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:13 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Job Questions
Replies: 290
Views: 6653

Re: Swamp Job Questions

mister d wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 4:57 pm
His only post since then was about wanting Dave Matthews to shit on his head.
not really a tell either way with him
by TT2.0
Sat Aug 04, 2018 3:15 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: College Football Rest Of The Season 2017
Replies: 158
Views: 2278

Re: College Football Rest Of The Season 2017

A_B wrote:
Thu Aug 02, 2018 7:30 am
1-2 odds Meyer throws his wife under the bus a la Colangelo.
five swampbucks on this please. Ive always wanted to bet on a spineless coward throwing his wife under a bus
by TT2.0
Sat Aug 04, 2018 12:22 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Job Questions
Replies: 290
Views: 6653

Re: Swamp Job Questions

thanks for all of your input guys. My boss and I had a meeting with my immediate supervisor over ways to improve the poker room and keep the dealers happy. He asked if I decided to leave for Prime fulltime to give two weeks notice so they could find someone to promote, and asked that if Prime made m...
by TT2.0
Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:20 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2018 NFL Season
Replies: 698
Views: 11762

Re: 2018 NFL Season

I think Adrian Peterson is going to sign with the Texans in the next week or so. hes been coming into my job every night after training all day. dude is scary strong and built like a tank. personally i hope they do it, hes a super friendly nice guy
by TT2.0
Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:16 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Job Questions
Replies: 290
Views: 6653

Re: Swamp Job Questions

So long story ahead beware. Poker is somewhat quasi-legal in houston right now, clubs are advertising on tv and radio and we as an industry exist in a grey area until texas law catches up. the legality comes from charging a door fee and equipment rental instead of taking a rake. i got hired at a cl...
by TT2.0
Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:02 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Movies
Replies: 2028
Views: 99686

Re: Movies

Saw Mission Impossible: Fallout last night. It was ok. Definitely some cool stuff going on, but you have to suspend reality for it. But what did catch my eye were these movies in the previews: https://youtu.be/95ghQs5AmNk https://youtu.be/CCxliZikcd4 My girlfriend gave me the heads up on the second...
by TT2.0
Mon Jul 30, 2018 1:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Job Questions
Replies: 290
Views: 6653

Re: Swamp Job Questions

So long story ahead beware. Poker is somewhat quasi-legal in houston right now, clubs are advertising on tv and radio and we as an industry exist in a grey area until texas law catches up. the legality comes from charging a door fee and equipment rental instead of taking a rake. i got hired at a clu...
by TT2.0
Fri Jul 20, 2018 11:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS GAME 4
Replies: 613
Views: 9597

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 16 UPDATE - FROGS vs. OATS! (see notes)

Please hit Mr D with a fastball on 7/27 as early in the game as possible.
by TT2.0
Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:48 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS GAME 4
Replies: 613
Views: 9597

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 15 UPDATE + All-Star Announcements

im hoping i dont get outright released and i can steal a second ring...is there a shining example of a godawful pitcher on a world series team? i have one win in like eight decisions
by TT2.0
Sat Jul 07, 2018 12:04 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3439
Views: 60687

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

what if trumps whole presidency is just an attempt to be greater than reagan? reagan says "mr gorbachev tear down that wall" so trump says let me tear down every wall between us and russia reagan had star wars...trump pitches a whole space army reagan was a tv and movie star that nailed a ton of wo...
by TT2.0
Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:17 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Changing user name?
Replies: 40
Views: 479

Re: Changing user name?

I have a Keith and a Noah (no readily available diminutive). I also have a Madeline who insists on the full name (“I am NOT Maddy!”). Benjamin is Ben to his family and Bench to his friends and Elizabeth is sometimes Beth to her family and Lizzy (heaven help her) to her friends. My oldest was Joey t...