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by TT2.0
Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:10 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Better Call Saul thread (Spoilers)
Replies: 117
Views: 4615

Re: Better Call Saul thread

everytime mike speaks i swear im hearing george carlin
by TT2.0
Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:41 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Football Meltdown Thread
Replies: 40
Views: 381

Re: NCAA Football Meltdown Thread

so when i first joined this board in 2003 (15 years a swamp!) i used to take outlandish extreme positions to stir things up...is HaulCitgo's posts the same level of insane as my stuff? If i ever sounded that ignorantly monsterously retarded, im sorry guys
by TT2.0
Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:11 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
Replies: 94
Views: 828

Re: Culinary Hot Takes

cheese is great on everything...white american or swiss with turkey and bacon on whole wheat with ranch dressingis my favorite sandwich. ive never had real maple syrup, but generic syrup tastes good so i dont think im missing much. cheesw belongs on mexican food, that crumbly white cheese they put o...
by TT2.0
Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:40 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Job Questions
Replies: 200
Views: 5123

Re: Swamp Job Questions

sorry Mrs. Giff. if she wants quick cash i can get hrr a job as a waitress at a poker room in Katy?
by TT2.0
Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:13 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Job Questions
Replies: 200
Views: 5123

Re: Swamp Job Questions

Screams market opportunity. And lawsuit and three letter jackets but I'll assume your comfortable in the fringes. Good luck. Make as much as you can while you can. definitely always a possinility, but i have a lawyer onstandby and historically the punishment for dealers has been little to none. i t...
by TT2.0
Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:12 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
Replies: 94
Views: 828

Re: Culinary Hot Takes

mayo is disgusting, this ruins the burger. egg salad is gross tuna salad is gross ,ost mayo based things are gross that beimg said ranch dressing is delicious. drums are worse than flats, because some drums have inedible bits that disguise themselves as fatty. honey mustard is the only mustard musse...
by TT2.0
Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:16 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
Replies: 94
Views: 828

Re: Culinary Hot Takes

for my steak money give me a ribeye. a filet just doesnt have the same marbling and i enjoy a lot of fat
by TT2.0
Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:13 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Job Questions
Replies: 200
Views: 5123

Re: Swamp Job Questions

mister d wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 4:57 pm
His only post since then was about wanting Dave Matthews to shit on his head.
not really a tell either way with him
by TT2.0
Sat Aug 04, 2018 3:15 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: College Football Rest Of The Season 2017
Replies: 158
Views: 2177

Re: College Football Rest Of The Season 2017

A_B wrote:
Thu Aug 02, 2018 7:30 am
1-2 odds Meyer throws his wife under the bus a la Colangelo.
five swampbucks on this please. Ive always wanted to bet on a spineless coward throwing his wife under a bus
by TT2.0
Sat Aug 04, 2018 12:22 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Job Questions
Replies: 200
Views: 5123

Re: Swamp Job Questions

thanks for all of your input guys. My boss and I had a meeting with my immediate supervisor over ways to improve the poker room and keep the dealers happy. He asked if I decided to leave for Prime fulltime to give two weeks notice so they could find someone to promote, and asked that if Prime made m...
by TT2.0
Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:20 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2018 NFL Season
Replies: 480
Views: 8300

Re: 2018 NFL Season

I think Adrian Peterson is going to sign with the Texans in the next week or so. hes been coming into my job every night after training all day. dude is scary strong and built like a tank. personally i hope they do it, hes a super friendly nice guy
by TT2.0
Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:16 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Job Questions
Replies: 200
Views: 5123

Re: Swamp Job Questions

So long story ahead beware. Poker is somewhat quasi-legal in houston right now, clubs are advertising on tv and radio and we as an industry exist in a grey area until texas law catches up. the legality comes from charging a door fee and equipment rental instead of taking a rake. i got hired at a cl...
by TT2.0
Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:02 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Movies
Replies: 2001
Views: 97184

Re: Movies

Saw Mission Impossible: Fallout last night. It was ok. Definitely some cool stuff going on, but you have to suspend reality for it. But what did catch my eye were these movies in the previews: https://youtu.be/95ghQs5AmNk https://youtu.be/CCxliZikcd4 My girlfriend gave me the heads up on the second...
by TT2.0
Mon Jul 30, 2018 1:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Job Questions
Replies: 200
Views: 5123

Re: Swamp Job Questions

So long story ahead beware. Poker is somewhat quasi-legal in houston right now, clubs are advertising on tv and radio and we as an industry exist in a grey area until texas law catches up. the legality comes from charging a door fee and equipment rental instead of taking a rake. i got hired at a clu...
by TT2.0
Fri Jul 20, 2018 11:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 19 UPDATE
Replies: 471
Views: 7584

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 16 UPDATE - FROGS vs. OATS! (see notes)

Please hit Mr D with a fastball on 7/27 as early in the game as possible.
by TT2.0
Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:48 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 19 UPDATE
Replies: 471
Views: 7584

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 15 UPDATE + All-Star Announcements

im hoping i dont get outright released and i can steal a second ring...is there a shining example of a godawful pitcher on a world series team? i have one win in like eight decisions
by TT2.0
Sat Jul 07, 2018 12:04 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3058
Views: 50698

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

what if trumps whole presidency is just an attempt to be greater than reagan? reagan says "mr gorbachev tear down that wall" so trump says let me tear down every wall between us and russia reagan had star wars...trump pitches a whole space army reagan was a tv and movie star that nailed a ton of wo...
by TT2.0
Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:17 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Changing user name?
Replies: 40
Views: 409

Re: Changing user name?

I have a Keith and a Noah (no readily available diminutive). I also have a Madeline who insists on the full name (“I am NOT Maddy!”). Benjamin is Ben to his family and Bench to his friends and Elizabeth is sometimes Beth to her family and Lizzy (heaven help her) to her friends. My oldest was Joey t...
by TT2.0
Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:57 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3058
Views: 50698

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

what if trumps whole presidency is just an attempt to be greater than reagan? reagan says "mr gorbachev tear down that wall" so trump says let me tear down every wall between us and russia reagan had star wars...trump pitches a whole space army reagan was a tv and movie star that nailed a ton of wom...
by TT2.0
Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:25 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 19 UPDATE
Replies: 471
Views: 7584

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 13 UPDATE

im not happy Bout thenfact that virtual me is about to be pelted by battéries but I am a team player. if you need me to be more hated i can channrl some carl everett for you..... FUCK DINOSAURS CAUŠE THEY NEVER EXISTED LOLZ sadly my virtual stats are very 'Rick Ankiel....and not the post steroid pow...
by TT2.0
Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:20 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds
Replies: 391
Views: 2865

Re: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds

Rams Fanny wrote:
Sat Jun 30, 2018 3:23 pm
Johnny Carwash wrote:
Sat Jun 30, 2018 2:23 pm
I know there are like a billion Wikipedia pages, but I bet Suarez's is the only one that includes the phrase "third biting incident."
Marv Albert's?
mike tyson when its all said and doñe?
by TT2.0
Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:08 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 19 UPDATE
Replies: 471
Views: 7584

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 13 UPDATE

Johnny Carwash wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:27 am
sancarlos wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:20 am
Who gets to be John Rocker?
Too bad we don't have a tall, temperamental left-hander who says envelope-pushing things.
i love black people so im out of the rocker sweepstakes
by TT2.0
Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2018 MLB Week 1
Replies: 543
Views: 7573

Re: 2018 MLB Week 1

It's like that stuff in the Mavericks office where the guy didn't get fired until he like jerked off on one of his coworkers. I mean people get offended by anything these days and then it's fired time! Come now. This was fairly clearly a matter of an off-color comment. That is a bloody world apart ...
by TT2.0
Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2018 MLB Week 1
Replies: 543
Views: 7573

Re: 2018 MLB Week 1

It's like that stuff in the Mavericks office where the guy didn't get fired until he like jerked off on one of his coworkers. I mean people get offended by anything these days and then it's fired time! Come now. This was fairly clearly a matter of an off-color comment. That is a bloody world apart ...
by TT2.0
Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:18 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: A New Brushes with thread
Replies: 462
Views: 25095

Re: A New Brushes with thread

Rafer Alston and Adrian Peterson play poker where i work pretty frequently
by TT2.0
Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Basketball 2017/18
Replies: 407
Views: 7268

Re: NBA Basketball 2017/18

do you think houston loses both game 6 & 7 with chris paul? The world's worst answer is the truthful one: I don't know. I do know this, though: Golden State would have certainly played hard in both elimination games and had already shown they could beat Houston while missing only Iguodala. Houston ...
by TT2.0
Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Basketball 2017/18
Replies: 407
Views: 7268

Re: NBA Basketball 2017/18

the only team that has given the Durant Warriors any challenge whatsoever. Houston / GSW is a bigger sample size for sure, but the Celtics and Warriors split the season series with a point differential of one point. I'd also put a significant weight on the fact that, at some point, the Warriors car...
by TT2.0
Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Basketball 2017/18
Replies: 407
Views: 7268

Re: NBA Basketball 2017/18

the only team that has given the Durant Warriors any challenge whatsoever. Houston / GSW is a bigger sample size for sure, but the Celtics and Warriors split the season series with a point differential of one point. I'd also put a significant weight on the fact that, at some point, the Warriors car...
by TT2.0
Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:14 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Playoffs 2018
Replies: 413
Views: 6098

Re: NBA Playoffs 2018

LeBron should sign with the Rockets this offseason so that he actually has a fair chance at another title. The Cavs needed him to have perhaps the best game anyone has ever had in the Finals to even have a chance to win Game 1. Tonight, he had “only” 29-13-9 and it was a rout. im so used to being d...
by TT2.0
Sun Jun 03, 2018 4:00 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Playoffs 2018
Replies: 413
Views: 6098

Re: NBA Playoffs 2018

I dont care about the finals. wont watch any of it. I still really feel like the rockets got robbed of a title by a multitude of things, but especially losing Chris Paul. I feel like we could have had a title if Paul plays game six...and if they didnt let Scott Foster referee Rockets games
by TT2.0
Tue May 29, 2018 1:43 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Playoffs 2018
Replies: 413
Views: 6098

Re: NBA Playoffs 2018

i really think if cp3 was healthy we had a great chance to beat golden state. i hope we rid ourselves of ryan anderson and get one more piece and give it one more run next year but i think we are looking good no matter what. fuck this hurts though
by TT2.0
Sat May 26, 2018 11:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Playoffs 2018
Replies: 413
Views: 6098

Re: NBA Playoffs 2018

rass doing a brilliant AB the intoxicated impression. Bravo sir. i have to open at work tomorrow but fuck it....getting hammered after watching the worst half of basketball ive seen.
by TT2.0
Sat May 26, 2018 10:11 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Playoffs 2018
Replies: 413
Views: 6098

Re: NBA Playoffs 2018

jesus. that hurt to watch. felt like the calls were a bit one sided but it wouldnt have mattered. they look gassed and killed themselves with turnovers. we need cp3 back for game 7 in the worst way. Fuck fuck fuck we were up by 17 goddamn it
by TT2.0
Sat May 26, 2018 8:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Playoffs 2018
Replies: 413
Views: 6098

Re: NBA Playoffs 2018

im so fucking nervous....this golden state run is painful
by TT2.0
Fri May 25, 2018 12:52 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Playoffs 2018
Replies: 413
Views: 6098

Re: NBA Playoffs 2018

mister d wrote:
Thu May 24, 2018 11:14 pm
Pats fans are going to adopt you.
i swear im developing a complex and i hate it
by TT2.0
Thu May 24, 2018 10:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Playoffs 2018
Replies: 413
Views: 6098

Re: NBA Playoffs 2018

Wish I could hear the media after Game 5. Stephen A. Smith immediately said "Well this is guaranteed to go to Game 7". Fuck him.
by TT2.0
Wed May 23, 2018 1:11 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Playoffs 2018
Replies: 413
Views: 6098

Re: NBA Playoffs 2018

To me the only question left is whether the Warriors win it in 5 or in 6. They’re not going to lose at Oracle and if they play Game 5 with the same intensity they brought in Game 1, the series will end then. As a neutral fan rooting for the Rockets, Game 1 was discouraging because both teams played...
by TT2.0
Fri May 18, 2018 4:47 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 628
Views: 13104

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

15 minutes from me. hits a little close to home.
by TT2.0
Wed May 16, 2018 9:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Playoffs 2018
Replies: 413
Views: 6098

Re: NBA Playoffs 2018

one of the best first halves the rockets have played all year. hopefully they can hold it together and make a series out of this
by TT2.0
Mon May 14, 2018 11:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Playoffs 2018
Replies: 413
Views: 6098

Re: NBA Playoffs 2018

turnovers murdered houston tonight. the pressure got to them and carelessness cost them a game. fuck