The Swamp

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My life’s mission has now been revised in order to incorporate repeated attendance at this party. Swampers have been invited. Haute Dog partys 8 Swampers in attendance 0 I would bring some pretty decent haute dogs to the show if I ever accomplish my mission. Jalo cheddar, kraut dogs (dogs with the ...

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Way too much sour cream. I'm a Chicago-style if it's available, but I also have a small dog quest to try the signature dog if I'm in a city that has a place . When my wife and I went on our first date we went for beers at whatever that super beer place near BU that went under was called. She was a ...

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"You're 17, why?" Either someone who should be on a list or I can't figure out what it's supposed to actually be. https://i.imgur.com/8KtyhwN.jpg Uhhhh your 17 yard line?? I don't know It’s gotta be Jamies Winston’s car, no? Was it in a Publix parking lot. Was the Publix mysteriously out ...

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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 05, 2023 10:43 am Sauerkraut and brown mustard is my go to, Oktoberfest-style.

If no sauerkraut, gimme relish with a brown mustard.

Ketchup on everything else.

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We watched Wimbledon all morning and decided to follow that up with “The Queen” starring Dame Helen. Maybe gonna fuck around and make Coronation Chicken for dinner, innit.

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Go to New Haven (maybe an hour away from stores and do a pizza tour and drop by Yale. I’d be all over the Sub Museum but I don’t see that having a lot of appeal to the other family constituencies as you have predicted.

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I’m in.

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Watched the 5th grade graduation and me and the rest of the afterschool admins were shocked at how badly the 5th graders were in front of their parents. Among other things, during the diploma handout, a few students did the fake handshake then brush your hair thingsto the principal. After, we blame...

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Sorry, Dave.

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Go, Columbia Cougars! (Good friends live in Maplewood.) Well, Rass did say Cougars were super common. I saw it and thought Chatham, but that’s not Union County, of course, it’s Morris County. And Maplewood is Essex County. Is there a third Cougar in Union? Cranford Cougars. ETA: You should know thi...

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Go, Columbia Cougars! (Good friends live in Maplewood.) Well, Rass did say Cougars were super common. I saw it and thought Chatham, but that’s not Union County, of course, it’s Morris County. And Maplewood is Essex County. Is there a third Cougar in Union? Cranford Cougars. ETA: You should know thi...

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I’m good with my current position.

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Congrats, Juan!

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It was an exciting moment, but espn’s Karl Ravech really messed up the call. https://twitter.com/NCAABaseball/status/1669813235401506816?s=20 Happened to have this on in the background and saw the ball go out. As Ravech was saying “walk-off” I was confused as to why the pitcher was asking for anoth...

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sat Jun 10, 2023 8:57 pm boygenius just walked out to The Boys are Back in Town at City Park in NOLA, bitches!

Wish I had checked this thread first.

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Sorry NLFC. Terrible news. My condolences to you and your family.

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Pride month, indeed.

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Goddamnit, Quebec!

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One thing that's been getting more and more annoying to me is how dumb and disingenuous people on "my side" of the political divide can be. Paxton didn't steal Texas from Biden and Beto, Idaho did not pass a law preventing pregnant women from crossing state lines, and billionaires did not...

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed May 31, 2023 5:42 pm But they also said they wouldn’t rule out a spin-off.

[+] spoiler: Women’s team will be the spin-off with Keelayh as the gm. The black girl who Ted plays soccer in the park with in season one comes back a là Bend it Like Beckham.

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Mon May 22, 2023 4:00 pm Congrats, Cerrano and Steve!

!!!

Took a half day and watched the match in the NUFC pub in NYC. What a ride this season has been and yesterday, despite it being shit football, was the cherry on top. HOWAY THE LADS!

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Some fucked up shit in the Netherlands.

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Very sorry, Juan.

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Delay the christening for a year and then save some $ by holding a combined baptism/graduation shindig.

It’ll save you an arm and a leg.

(Too soon? Or just too terrible?)

Congrats, Juan

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Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2023 6:30 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2023 12:59 pm
Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2023 12:48 pm Sunderland poised for yet another heartbreak.
They just got promoted last year, so two promotions in two years would be impressive.
Oh but the series "Sunderland Til I Die" on Netflix covered back to back heartbreaks. A good show, but painful

Not for me and Steve.

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500 pounds of cooked pasta was dumped along N.J. stream. https://www.nj.com/resizer/2MOu4v0VVqFxdymvZrMP4pStbcM=/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-advancelocal/public/AQF6WWVEPZBIXNTQESQ5A5D3TM.jpg WTF? Is that a mob symbolism thing, like Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes? “What, no fuckin’ ziti now?”

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Ryan wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 8:45 am
cerranoredux wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 7:25 am We’ve had worse losses score-wise

Still losing and the game has been over since last night!

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rass wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 9:29 pm Again, we’ve had worse losses! Somebody must have hurt you guys.

We’ve had worse losses score-wise, but that one hurt my pride. James f’ing Buchanan. Koalas? I’m the worst.

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So, I just met with the doc and found out now I need to have more eye surgery on this Thursday. Woo hoo. My wife has a girls night out scheduled for tonight so I’m going to get fucking drunk and stoned. I'm sorry to hear this. Might I suggest you pour a couple fingers of a single malt and drop Sund...

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Giff wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 9:17 pm
[+] spoiler
Today was a good day.

It woulda been quicker if you used the AK.

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Bloodbath.

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rass wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:58 pm May not have time to get drunk first tho

If you don’t warm up properly, you’re gonna regret it.

I’m hella stretched out.

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And, no journalists murdered this year*!

* that we know of

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Based on current trends, it’s becoming increasingly likely that NUFC go unbeaten the rest of the season with Brighton being the biggest test. 6 points likely secures Tuesday/Wednesday night football in the fall. Shocking season.

Arsenal
Leeds
BHA
Leicester
Chelsea.

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I’m of the opinion that HS sports is on its way out as we know it. Money-wise, if districts get rid of sports and rent out their fields and facilities to clubs, they realize significant cost-savings on coaching, officials, equipment, and insurance. Specialization and the dominance of club sports has...

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Awesome, Syb.

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TOON TOON ARMY ARMY!

Sorry, Pru. What a fucking match. Woke up the wife with the first goal. She came down, made coffee and got her breakfast and got to sit down to watch goal #5. One of the most dominant performances I’ve ever seen by any side. Howay the lads!

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Great games, GPJ. Thank you.

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Sent.

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If I’m the gate keeper, *T*hen *W*ho *I*s *L*ikely *T*o *S*erve as my key master?

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