The Swamp

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Just sitting’ here in the sun, drinking an Azelia cocktail on the patio watching the last round of The Masters with the Peluche. Things could be worse.

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The “fakeness” of the bird sounds is accentuated by the gusty winds. They couldn’t have Watson remix that shit?

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Someone just put it in the camera tower on Amen Corner. Could have a Happy Gilmore play-it-as-it-lies ruling coming up.

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I’ve been using a pax ploom for about 7 or 8 years now. Upgraded to a newer version about 3 years ago. I don’t mind that the temp is preset unlike other vapes out there. Smoother taste and imho a smoother high. Definitely worth the $200. Doesn’t have to tapped out as you can stuff it with a third to...

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DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 4:24 pm
HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:56 pm Fun stuff. I'll be respectful of all ballers but yeah fun stuff
Yeah...but man, Ray Hudson is insufferable...

This take is less than magisterial!

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Announced by Augusta this evening, gate openings are delayed until further notice which will come at 5’AM.

That’s inauspicious.

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90% of the kids outdoors at track practice didn’t feel a thing. Throwers in the weight room had a grand old time. I didn’t know about it until my wife texted me. Feel like I missed out.

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DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 4:18 pm
Shirley wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:02 pm Classic Chelsea. No lead is safe.
Classic ManU. No lead is safe.

Fucking love to see it.

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rass wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 6:03 am Everyone knows NY drivers are the real scourge when it comes to that.

1M%

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https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1774620599253393570?t=DBecVKwXUJW_O_AQ4IKbiQ&s=19 Best one liners: "Imagine being the diversity hire at your own baby shower." "Jim Crowed her to the back AGAIN." "She sticks out like a black thumb." None of these bitches k...

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Giff wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 10:54 pm They’ll make a documentary one day about how Kyle Filipowski overcame an unruly mob who almost ended his life to barely beat a UH team who lost its best player in the first half. Truly inspiring.

What can’t be said enough is the following: FUCK DUKE.

Go Wolfpack!

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EnochRoot wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:23 pm Holy fucking hell.

Fuck Idaho.

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One way you can tell you’ve been married a long time is that you can get into a pretty good disagreement over silly shit that certainly doesn’t matter. Example: We are decades past days of proms or homecoming dances, and we’ve got no kids at home, anyway, so why do we disagree over protocol, anyway...

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Tell me you showed the scene when the longshoreman brought the duck to the bar. Hey kids, Ziggy’s cock was a prosthetic, it’s not real. I swear I didn’t see this post but goddamn it was obvious to the point where I wondered why producers chose not to save $ on props by just having Ziggy use a post-...

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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:32 pm Tell me you showed the scene when the longshoreman brought the duck to the bar.

Nope. S2E1 when Ziggy took his dick out.

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Not to minimize the tragedy that occurred, but The Wire season 2 came in handy at school today.

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Sorry, Duff.

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I’ve had some fun rides in the last 13 months that I should share. Two in Dallas, one in Atlanta, and one in Nashville that I never actually told AB because I was too busy worried about his health. Too much to post from my phone so now y’all have something to look forward to Monday. Why not tomorro...

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The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 8:55 pm
rass wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 8:22 pm
mister d wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 8:16 pm
rass wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 8:07 pm Is yours as short as mine?
Probably even shorter. And my wife is barely 5’2!!!
Under 5.
I know she is short, but really? Under 5 foot?

Her former roommate, my wife, towers over her at 5’2”.

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Nice job with the first one Juan. Only 15 more years or so until you do it all again. Twice!

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mister d wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2024 6:26 pm I don’t get how this age gap works but I’m intrigued.

He was in the freshman world history class I had my second year of teaching back in 2000. I’m 47 and he’s 38. I recognized his name from a instagram post and looked him up. Hasn’t really changed besides the aging.

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Randomly just learned that I taught the lead singer of the band Real Estate.

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Welp, my comfort bar, the place we’ve been going with the kids with some regularity for almost 10 years, where I know almost everyone, where both girls now work, is finally conceding to the post-COVID swoon and closing at the end of next month. A chunk of the staff knows, the owner is coming in to ...

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No pernil this weekend. My butcher is on vacation and the other butcher I called told me they had 8lb. shoulders but when I got there, not of the shoulders were 8lb. and none of them had skin. (Maybe should have mentioned the skin but whatever, live and learn.) Despite the confusion, got a chuck roa...

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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:33 pm No. Fuck you. Archangel was Death in Apocalypse’s Four Horseman. He was the one who gave him his metal wings. It’s not my fault you didn’t specify which Four Horseman of Apocalypse you were referring to.

I thought this was the Pro Bowl.

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Who can point me in the direction of a/your recipe for a good pernil you’ve made before. Thanks? I’ll hang up and listen. Plan to scarf it down on Saturday so hope to pick up the ingredients tomorrow afternoon.

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Congrats, sailor!

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It sounds like the situation is pretty dire for a school system and the kids in it. I’m glad 98% of the staff is standing up for the community. Teachers know all too well how guilt over whether they’re doing enough for the kids can be exploited to extract more and more time and commitment than was l...

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And it continues. 4 days and counting. Sorry man. The article says that you guys have been without a contract only since September? What’s the real story because it might appear to many that NTA pulled that trigger a little quick? What were the other job actions? Was the union leadership getting ta...

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The Sybian wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 8:28 pm I was showing that to my daughter earlier. Genius move, want to see her do that in a game.

I hope Robbie Mustoe doesn’t see her do it. Didn’t realize he is such a pearl-clutcher.

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rass wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 9:14 am
rass wrote: ↑Wed Dec 20, 2023 9:20 pm Some of you NJ guys have never had a Jimmy Buff's Italian combo (preferably the West Orange location) while drunk enough to truly appreciate it and young enough to not worry about what you're eating.

She ain’t lyin’.

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One drain in front of the sliding door. Patio guy said not enough pitch to the driveway for additional drains. I need to find someone more experienced who might have some additional ideas. I now find myself wanting to re-landscape your yard and solve this issue for whatever weird reason Another NJ ...

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This morning's early dog walk was in a pretty solid snowfall. Large dry flakes dropping, minimal wind. Was over at the high school, walking under the street lights probably 30 minutes before sunrise. The lights gave me a visual I had never seen before. Looking at the ground as I was walking, I coul...

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Congrats, SL!

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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 27, 2023 12:04 pm I know a buddy who went there and said there were four must-dos.

1. Stay beside the ocean.

2. Leave the fire behind.

3. Swim out past the breakers.

4. Watch the world die.

All seriousness, the pier seems like it's a must-see.

I didn’t want this to go unremarked upon.

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Just under the wire, but merry fucking Christmas you ingrates! Too much prime rib.

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Q1 - Name any character with more than 100 lines in Hamlet OR more than 400 lines in the 9 main Star Wars movies (12) CORRECT Polonius (1) - LJam Laertes (1) - Pruitt Claudius (1) - Rush Horatio (2) - BFJ, Carwash Hamlet (2) - PDX, Rex Anakin/Darth Vader (2) - Jerloma, Tony Han Solo (4) - Bronto, C...

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Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Thu Dec 21, 2023 7:31 pm I remember when we had a milkman.

Dad?

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Same here on calling it early. Oldest heard its because the cafeteria at the HS flooded and its easier to close the whole district versus just one (huge) school. Weird, because I didn't think it rained that hard. Steady light rain all day yesterday, and moderate this morning. Was it crazy over nigh...

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