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by mister d
Wed Jun 11, 2014 4:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Friday Discussion: Personal Streaks You Are Proud Of
Replies: 50
Views: 2201

Re: Friday Discussion: Personal Streaks You Are Proud Of

closest was could the This with match I come up thread. way too years many After, foursome I was on the golf company's winning at my annual outing finally. We doubt were than no by a other carried me player, putt but I shot pretty one wedge hit and one nice great, of birdies led both to which, savor...
by mister d
Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: World Cup 2014 (SPOILERS, YO!)
Replies: 887
Views: 35333

Re: World Cup 2014

Knowing very little about whether or not Donovan was still good enough, that last part made sense. If you didn't think he would take well to not playing and see this as a developmental trip more than a real chance to win, its logical.
by mister d
Wed Jun 11, 2014 11:37 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Bowe Bergdahl released after 5 years in captivity
Replies: 84
Views: 3984

Re: Bowe Bergdahl released after 5 years in captivity

The problem is that the "centralist" 3rd party is going to be the capitalism-fuck-everything-else republicans who just back off social issues a bit.
by mister d
Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:17 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB June 2014
Replies: 49
Views: 2649

Re: MLB June 2014

I'm getting old because the thing that stood out to me there was that Guillen and Bo were both gunning for the only runner whereas Cespedes had a trail guy he ignored.
by mister d
Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Home Repairs
Replies: 1572
Views: 125556

Re: Home Repairs

Do you want a bed recommendation?
by mister d
Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Home Repairs
Replies: 1572
Views: 125556

Re: Home Repairs

Why don't you buy her a bed so she doesn't have to sleep in a hole?
by mister d
Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:54 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB June 2014
Replies: 49
Views: 2649

Re: MLB June 2014

You're just hurting your draft pick.
by mister d
Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:12 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: World Cup 2014 (SPOILERS, YO!)
Replies: 887
Views: 35333

Re: World Cup 2014

I'm in a 30 man pool, 3 teams + 1 player, each team can get picked 3 times. I have Germany, Chile and Ecuador. Since I couldn't get a 2nd team that seemed like a really good shot to escape group play, I rode it all on Chile and took Sanchez as my player hoping to catch Forlan-ian magic. How fucked a...
by mister d
Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:55 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: World Cup 2014 (SPOILERS, YO!)
Replies: 887
Views: 35333

Re: World Cup 2014

Bovada has US as +250 to qualify, -350 to drop out.
by mister d
Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
Replies: 263
Views: 14451

Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread

"We have to play the next game. It's on the schedule." - Brad Richards

OH SHIT LOOK OUT WE'VE GOT THEM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT TH ... oh. Yeah. I think we're dead.
by mister d
Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
Replies: 263
Views: 14451

Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread

Doc Emrick can go pitchfork or sashay or spirit a puck past a waffleboard and into his own dick.
by mister d
Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Draft Grades: Swamp Hottie Draft Edition
Replies: 37
Views: 1961

Re: Draft Grades: Swamp Hottie Draft Edition

govmentchedda wrote:I would have sworn I was a part of this draft.
Me too. There had to be another.
by mister d
Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:55 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Replies: 2060
Views: 117724

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

She could be sitting in a meeting wishing she'd turned her phone off.
by mister d
Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB June 2014
Replies: 49
Views: 2649

Re: MLB June 2014

Best guess: Machado went into the series w/ something bothering him (shitty year, off field) and stupidly freaked out on Donaldson. The As tried to keep fucking with him by crowding him at the plate so he accidentally-intentionally dinged the catcher. Then they threw at his knee which, in a fishbowl...
by mister d
Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:40 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Bowe Bergdahl released after 5 years in captivity
Replies: 84
Views: 3984

Re: Bowe Bergdahl released after 5 years in captivity

CNN's eventual downfall will be their newsroom all screaming "FUCK!!!" when a situation with a high potential death toll doesn't pan out.
by mister d
Fri Jun 06, 2014 2:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hot for Teacher Thread
Replies: 205
Views: 22607

Re: Hot for Teacher Thread

Rush2112 wrote:C'mon you know all librarians are always sexy.
My mom was a librarian's aide.
by mister d
Fri Jun 06, 2014 2:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Home Repairs
Replies: 1572
Views: 125556

Re: Home Repairs

I can paint, I just don't like to. But I like paying a painter even less.
by mister d
Fri Jun 06, 2014 1:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Home Repairs
Replies: 1572
Views: 125556

Re: Home Repairs

Anyone have any hot and trendy painting tips? I don't tape because taping f'ing sucks, but other than that, I'm willing to listen.
by mister d
Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Official 2014 NHL Offseason Thread
Replies: 75
Views: 3188

Re: Official 2014 NHL Offseason Thread

Wonder how many people are reconsidering their "anyone but Pierre" stance right about now.
by mister d
Fri Jun 06, 2014 11:30 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2014 NBA Playoffs
Replies: 114
Views: 5213

Re: 2014 NBA Playoffs

"Why did it only affect LeBron" and "why wasn't everyone else affected" are two questions that make me want to kill every sportswriter in the world.
by mister d
Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:44 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: And Down the Stretch They Come (Horse Racing)
Replies: 127
Views: 8760

Re: And Down the Stretch They Come (Horse Racing)

I'm rooting against Chrome because he never responded to a letter I wrote him after the derby telling him what an inspiration he was and asking for an autograph for my kid.
by mister d
Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:29 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Getting the Led out
Replies: 108
Views: 5419

Re: Getting the Led out

I'm going to read that because I don't particularly care for Led Zeppelin but not aggressively so.
by mister d
Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:23 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: June 6, 1944
Replies: 15
Views: 895

Re: June 6, 1944

Obama would probably give the germans 5 of our soldiers dead for every one that they let up the hill because he hates america.
by mister d
Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:23 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Five Thirty Eight
Replies: 60
Views: 3123

Re: Five Thirty Eight

That list is "Yelpers favorites", not the best list.
by mister d
Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:40 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3486
Views: 247601

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

That's why I forced my wife to pop out sons, not daughters. By the way, how old do you need to be to operate a mower? 7? Good. Glad I asked. A friend of mine told me a story that started with "after this happened in my neighborhood, no dad let their kids mow the lawn and you won't either"...
by mister d
Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:37 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Bowe Bergdahl released after 5 years in captivity
Replies: 84
Views: 3984

Re: Bowe Bergdahl released after 5 years in captivity

It would be a PR nightmare for our mayor if I followed him around and blogged about all the stupid lunch decisions and semi-illegal driving maneuvers he made too. People shouting has an effect because shouting is loud and draws attention and makes both sides look stupid.
by mister d
Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:25 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
Replies: 263
Views: 14451

Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread

I imagine the flight was a bigger negative than the rest was a positive. Not like LA was turning around in a day.
by mister d
Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:35 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Replies: 2504
Views: 232294

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

If you don't like it, don't write, bro. Bro.
by mister d
Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
Replies: 263
Views: 14451

Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread

He's likely back in Canada.
by mister d
Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Bowe Bergdahl released after 5 years in captivity
Replies: 84
Views: 3984

Re: Bowe Bergdahl released after 5 years in captivity

America, in one act.
by mister d
Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:39 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Rants 2?
Replies: 1171
Views: 69310

Re: Rants 2?

Pretty sure I have poison ivy again and its b/w my index and middle fingers on my right hand. This is not good placement except for when it comes to people making very, very funny jokes.
by mister d
Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:13 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Rants 2?
Replies: 1171
Views: 69310

Re: Rants 2?

You didn't open the box? I'd have to know what was inside.
by mister d
Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB May 2014
Replies: 147
Views: 6452

Re: MLB May 2014

I bet he meant wiping and now everyone thinks he meant masturbating.
by mister d
Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The "Would You?" Thread
Replies: 19
Views: 992

Re: The "Would You?" Thread

Both of those acts sound very gross and I will do neither so long as it remains my choice.
by mister d
Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:02 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
Replies: 2283
Views: 230230

Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity

(It was a joke about you floating through 32 years without questioning things.)
by mister d
Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
Replies: 2283
Views: 230230

Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity

"Listen, I don't know why all of your friends are getting money for their baby teeth and you aren't. I'm just as puzzled by this as you are." Jerloma, age 32
by mister d
Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:14 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Franchise Draft
Replies: 13
Views: 338

Re: MLB Franchise Draft

That cop should have hit him with the snow shovel.
by mister d
Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:34 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Franchise Draft
Replies: 13
Views: 338

Re: MLB Franchise Draft

Jim Bowden sitting in the 5 hole either lets him make an obvious pick or sets him up for even more ridicule than normal. That's exciting.
by mister d
Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:32 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Franchise Draft
Replies: 13
Views: 338

Re: MLB Franchise Draft

Someone will pick Edwin Encarnacion and I will laugh.