The Swamp

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brian wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 21, 2019 2:37 pm
I would like the NFL to adopt a rule like this.

The math fails would be incredible, I bet.

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Nice double-down here ...

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Met a "kid" from my school's basketball team at the beach last week. He had on a team shirt and shorts and was tall so I knew he was a player but just assumed former, so his being a sophomore and his "ohhh" with raised eyebrows when I said class of 2000 did the trick of making me feel old.

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The Sybian wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:33 pm
Now that you mention it, there is a quarry right by the road where my wife... s...hit... Every Tuesday morning ... and I can feel the vibrations in my house.

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Queued up next for us.

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Seems like anything -neck might be a good name to avoid for a football team?

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Well that's a completely logical place to have it.

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Shirley wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:26 am
I also got in the habit of sleeping far enough down the bed that my foot is hanging off the bottom. Not sure how much that helped.

I've done this for as long as I can remember so either it doesn't help or its staved off even worse issues?

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I live just over a mile from the (former) quarry from the end of Garden State, so yes?

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That's too big picture. The present day power benefits from a dumber general population, not encouraging more to join them in wealth (and esp not joining them via merit versus nepotism).

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"Youngest Child Withdraws 'Favorite Daddy Ever' Honor After Bedtime Spat"

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Same. Its basically like it locks up, so the worst is going downstairs first thing in the morning. Any time I sit for more than a half hour I'll have 2 or 3 limp steps until I'm good but it doesn't really hurt for running or anything physical, just needs a warmup. The weird thing is its not really p...

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Its probably the right move strategically anyway. He's on this weird untouchable cloud right now, agreeing to debate a challenger acknowledges the challenger's status as worthy of sharing time/stage.

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The only thing he's been successfully managed on is mostly avoiding spontaneous nationally broadcast speaking of any kind.

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Oh man, did I predict that here or "in real life"? He's absolutely not going to debate, atleast not in anything resembling the standard format.

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Biden will pick Jeff Flake.

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You could give me 100 pairings and that would almost assuredly be in the top 5 if I were the only vote, but the electability thing would make it a non-starter.

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Feels like Booker is the logical pairing.

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The kids park down the street also doesn't have a "no talking" sign but also seems like a shithead place to play Sublime albums.

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Perfect brutality.

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[starts to blast Pete Yorn’s Nightcrawler out of his phone speaker]

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Shirley wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:27 pm
You don't see a difference between the sounds of ...ds ...laying at the beach and someone cranking ...?

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Damn.

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The only person allowed to have that sort of party in the brewery is an owner.

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Maybe shared a long table with Eagles star backup QB Nate Sudfeld at the food hall in Easton PA? Definitely a young active QB and Sudfeld fits based on a few overheard comments and the general look, but also doesn’t totally make sense if they had practice today. Didn’t see his hand because I felt aw...

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Are we back on that autocorrect thing?

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OR YOU’LL BE LEAVIN’ WITH A FAT LIP!!!

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Can’t lose if you can’t lose.

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Bro-reggae is worse. Sublime is awful.

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Every club will be fucked out of the champions league and then, just for fun, in week 2 at some point.

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Silent understanding that, while it’s still 2019, the band we all have in mind here is Sublime, right?

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🎵 VAR, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again 🎵

Except I’m spelling out V-A-R while singing. Fucking hell.

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O O

O1 = People who play music loudly in public
O2 = People who have good taste in music

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Would love to see someone else organize them under a new name and let the value of the deadspin name die.

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Missed opportunity on naming this THE Official ...

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DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:20 pm
Seeing the Stones tonight. They are doing this thing were they take votes online among 4 songs for a slot in the playlist.

I voted for 'Beast Of Burden'.

🎵 Never smelled
Your pizza burnin’ 🎵

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Haven't heard anything yet, I'm waiting for my very long walk on Wednesday while the rest of the family is at Frozen on Broadway, but I like that you say its not like the last one. That didn't click for me at all. Verdict on walking the perimeter of Central Park: Meh. West side far more interesting...

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This role isn’t for everyone.

(It’s a joke amongst my friends that I eventually turn on every band I like or they break up. There’s never perpetual peace.)

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You motherfuckers have pluots down there?

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I Am Eager To Fail.

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