The Swamp

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Pretty sure the only time I’ve ever had fast food leftovers was when I was home alone and high and decided it was time to try White Castle.

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A_B wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 3:17 pm I'm gonna open a The National themed restaurant called Fake Empire Diner and it's all you can eat warmed up, sad divorced dad fast food leftovers and Mister D. will always get the best table.

There's a secret level to this too in that I live in NJ but hate diners.

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rass wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 3:30 pm Someone give me a sauce that sort of sounds like "hand" so AB can seat mister d at the coffee table and serve him coq au....

Could be like a cordon bleu called "coq au ham"?

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Maybe that's part of the mind game.

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Herbs are fine because you know what you're getting into. Its the onions that you cut and they're all slimy and the core is green and shit. Fuck that.

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Re: Billy Joel above, I want to open a restaurant called "Bill & Joel's Uptown Grill" and then subtly piss off any Billy Joel fans who come in by making my disdain known. Like have a "Bottle of Red" section but no bottle of white section and act confused when I'm asked about it. Name a couple menu ...

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I don't wipe someone else's down, especially if I'm eating, but I will be sure to say "someone fucked it up in there" if that happens and someone is waiting outside so they don't think its me. Unless I'm wearing my "PRECISION PISSER" shirt, then there's no need to explain.

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Some say its even better than +7.

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Right, plus/minus (in any sport) only really works as a relative-to-teammate stat. Which always brings me back to the 2014-15 Rangers team that was +48 at evens but had Tanner Glass at -12. Across the entire roster, there were five -1s and the corpse of Ryan Malone at -4 in 6 games which means ...

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Cunningham might have been (or will eventually be) the best player in that series, but there's no way Detroit should have been able to hang with the Knicks. Thibs is a great coach, but not a great fit for a team centered around Brunson/KAT and it really seems like he's taken this roster as far as it ...

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Was really hoping he'd go anywhere but Manhattan or Philly.

I'll remain curious about Peca and Muse but I think a coach that comes in with some inherent power to offset all of Drury's is necessary right now. Probably needed an outside voice at this point too. No complaints. Maybe you guys can ...

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The victim honks while the dirty doo-doo is in progress, and when she realizes what happened, her best insult is to call the suspect a "slut."

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We were listening to Monica McNutt in Nutley.

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If you do, check out and review this amazingly named place we drove past tonight coming back from “The Late Game in Nutley”.

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Ha ha random!

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This isn't then, dude. You have to understand this by now. Trump is not Bush.

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Except now it would suck if Suni Lee sat in front of you.

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Was thinking about this last night: Imagine if tomorrow you woke up and everyone 18 and older had their height inverted off a 5'8" baseline. So if you're 5'8", you're still 5'8", but if you're 6'2", you'd be 5'2" and vice versa. I bet that would really fuck things up.

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So you think the mistake Whitmer made was not being smiley enough for the cameras?

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Are these dried peppers? Because I can't think of many worse textures than non-rehydrated dried peppers beyond like flake size.

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That quote is one that, in another situation, I'd agree with way more than not.

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Anyone in on Your Friends and Neighbours?

I like it, but I don't think the writing is quite good enough, and there's a Checkov's gun that's as obvious as the sky is blue.

Its good enough to keep watching but I'm not sure I'd say that if it weren't be carried by Peet and Hamm. Which are two ...

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[90s east coast rapper voice]

govmentchedda wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 8:37 pmNVM, Son.

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I got parsley from Trader Joe's. And it was the best parsley I've ever eaten. So much more firm and tasty than the sad limp stuff you get - even from farmer's markets or Whole Foods. Also lasted forever in my fridge.

It is worth the trip alone.

Also a big fan of the pre-cooked lentils they have ...

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That looks real bad.

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Man, Trout is hurt again. It’s almost easy to forget how great he was given how long it’s been since he was truly healthy. Hasn’t reached 500 PAs in a season since before Covid was a thing.

(I will personally stab any Puckett voter who doesn’t vote for Trout first ballot.)

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(1) That’s awful but (2) not to speculate, Elway had a bit of a rep, right?

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Do you need me to explain to you the difference between photo ops and "evicting the air force"?

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Either he replaces the planes because they need to be replaced or you call him out for withholding what our military "needs". You don't enter a transactional relationship and do appearances with this admin in a swing state to get a gift.

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How is that not bad?

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TFW when people forget what music you like:

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Once again we can blame Long Island.

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I'm confused what the point of those numbers would be if you can just change them.

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Hey, DC/Baltimore area guys! My wife and I are going to be visiting our daughter in DC May 14-21. Hoping we could figure out a day/time I could see any of you while we are there. But our schedule is unclear so far, except I know we will be in Baltimore Saturday, 5/17 for the Orioles/Nationals game ...

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If you start driving now!!!

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Like obviously Draymond is a shit, but it’s funny to watch a superfan of the team that employs Shit 1A get indignant.

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Feels like a safe bet winner of this game wins the series.

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Makes you wonder how Rickey was able to overcome “playing left field” to be the greatest leadoff hitter ever.

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Jose Altuve asked manager Joe Espada to move him out of the leadoff spot and into the second hole for the Houston Astros. The reason? He wanted more time to get to the dugout from left field.

Altuve is playing left for the first time in his career after spending his first 14 MLB seasons at second ...

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