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by mister d
Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
Replies: 2612
Views: 128565

Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

rass wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:49 am Kid is class salutatorian.
So you've got a salutatorian and couldn't muster better than 3rd place in trivia?
by mister d
Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:55 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-2024 NHL Season
Replies: 588
Views: 10401

Re: 2023-2024 NHL Season

Its funny because its Shane Doan, one of the premier "Not That Type of Player" players.
by mister d
Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:54 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WNBA Draft
Replies: 41
Views: 894

Re: WNBA Draft

"So ... uh ... how come you don't do dunk shots?"
by mister d
Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WNBA Draft
Replies: 41
Views: 894

Re: WNBA Draft

If you put me and Caitlyn Clark alone in a room with no witnesses or cameras the promise that she would be told it was all just an experiment in awkwardness as soon as it was over, I still don't think I could get those lines out of my mouth.
by mister d
Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:35 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: All threads are temporary. This one's about soccer.
Replies: 3030
Views: 250279

Re: All threads are temporary. This one's about soccer.

This is a fun thread to read on Day 3 of upper left arm pain.



(Its more positional like moving it above my head than a "vise grip" and feels a lot like how my right one does after a particularly bad day of throwing so I'm pretty I just slept on it wrong or something.)
by mister d
Wed Apr 17, 2024 10:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB 2024
Replies: 226
Views: 2985

Re: MLB 2024

Do you guys think we should just release Soto and Judge?
by mister d
Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24
Replies: 294
Views: 6745

Re: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24

Aside from potential turnover situations, the Knicks shouldn’t call a single timeout in this series and see just how gassed they can leave Embiid.
by mister d
Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WNBA Draft
Replies: 41
Views: 894

Re: WNBA Draft

Because he somehow spells both sides of "Greg Doyle" wrong or were there other reasons before whatever the hell that was?
by mister d
Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: UEFA Champions League 2023-2024
Replies: 92
Views: 1598

Re: UEFA Champions League 2023-2024

I've long said league titles are what really matter.
by mister d
Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:48 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: UEFA Champions League 2023-2024
Replies: 92
Views: 1598

Re: UEFA Champions League 2023-2024

God I fucking hate Rudiger.
by mister d
Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:38 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: UEFA Champions League 2023-2024
Replies: 92
Views: 1598

Re: UEFA Champions League 2023-2024

🤮🤮🤮
by mister d
Wed Apr 17, 2024 3:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: UEFA Champions League 2023-2024
Replies: 92
Views: 1598

Re: UEFA Champions League 2023-2024

Off fucking Rudiger, too. Lets gooooooo!!!
by mister d
Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:16 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: UEFA Champions League 2023-2024
Replies: 92
Views: 1598

Re: UEFA Champions League 2023-2024

If you're a fan of City chasing goals ...
by mister d
Wed Apr 17, 2024 1:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2024 Offseason
Replies: 276
Views: 4001

Re: NFL 2024 Offseason

Especially given that a team is just like any office in terms of there being a hierarchy where you can't really talk personal shit upwards even if you think someone is awful.
by mister d
Wed Apr 17, 2024 12:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24
Replies: 294
Views: 6745

Re: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24

This is going to be an even bigger mess when its not a player trying to make money for himself or friends but is completely innocent and seriously threatened.
by mister d
Wed Apr 17, 2024 11:47 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-2024 NHL Season
Replies: 588
Views: 10401

Re: 2023-2024 NHL Season

He was seeing ice time in games that mattered and it wasn't just to cover for injuries. They were a 12F team before he came up and the previous 12th F (Brodzinksi) seems to have crashed into a wall, either in actuality or in the coaching staff and FO's mind. Weird timing too since he got an extensio...
by mister d
Wed Apr 17, 2024 10:02 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-2024 NHL Season
Replies: 588
Views: 10401

Re: 2023-2024 NHL Season

Oh, I'm ready to be really, really mad these playoffs. Especially if Chytil comes back, Rempe won't initially dress and Washington should probably just go all 2021 in G1 to see if Dolan and the FO lose their minds again and force lineup decisions.
by mister d
Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:59 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9249
Views: 464394

Re: Random Politics

Ryan wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:13 am Now let's check in on Jim Abbott's ex-wife

(Picture of a woman winning the World Clapping Championship)
Please retract this immediately. Jim and his wife Dana will be celebrating their 33rd wedding anniversary this year and he does not have an ex.
by mister d
Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:40 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Singularity
Replies: 262
Views: 15916

Re: The Singularity

"That's four Lipas!!!" is something I would have wrote back when I thought Dua Lipa was a stage name and assumed, since I didn't take spanish in HS, that "Dua" probably meant "two".
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:08 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Commercials
Replies: 933
Views: 54645

Re: Commercials

Wait what’s his name???
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2024 Offseason
Replies: 276
Views: 4001

Re: NFL 2024 Offseason

Is that not slander?
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:39 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-2024 NHL Season
Replies: 588
Views: 10401

Re: 2023-2024 NHL Season

Thing is, if there’s a coach I’d believe refused any communication on the bench telling what’s going on in Detroit, it’s Torts.
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:09 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-2024 NHL Season
Replies: 588
Views: 10401

Re: 2023-2024 NHL Season

Jerloma wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 8:37 pm
brian wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 8:36 pm Hopefully that was communicated to Philly so they don’t bother pulling the GK at 1-1.
It wasn't. Shaaaaaady....
The flyers being eliminated then taking the Penguins and Patrick Kane with them is perfection, right down to Kane's sad and meaningless shootout winner. Wouldn’t change a thing.
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 4:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Commercials
Replies: 933
Views: 54645

Re: Commercials

Johnnie wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2024 2:05 pm And that's just a couple of them. Another one (that I can't find) said some shit like "YOU GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT. YOUR LEG WAS AMPUTATED. AND NOW TOP DOG GOT YOU YOUR MONEY." or some wild shit like that.
I DIED TWO TIMES!!!
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 3:46 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 358
Views: 6219

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

Delaware plates on a (checks phone) Toyota C-HR: GOUDA
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 3:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8885
Views: 410989

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

I have a friend who like the opposite type I do and I think he'd be high on her?
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 3:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: UEFA Champions League 2023-2024
Replies: 92
Views: 1598

Re: UEFA Champions League 2023-2024

Was in a call, how bad was the red?
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 1:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-2024 NHL Season
Replies: 588
Views: 10401

Re: 2023-2024 NHL Season

Flyers need a win and two other losses so, even if those games were all coin flips, that's 12.5%, right? Add in their need to win in regulation against a better team plus DET/PIT facing teams with nothing to gain and that's probably a good estimate, give or take a few percentage points.
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 1:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
Replies: 2776
Views: 90504

Re: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette

You know what you have to do, AB.
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 12:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8885
Views: 410989

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Incredibly awkward moment with a mid-20s bartender this weekend. Went up to order w/ my oldest who got a coke with grenadine. Bartender: "You know that has a name? Its like Roger something I think. The other place I work has it by name in the system." Me: [googles] "Huh. Roy Rogers.&q...
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
Replies: 2612
Views: 128565

Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

LAKROS
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:25 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-2024 NHL Season
Replies: 588
Views: 10401

Re: 2023-2024 NHL Season

And it was just purely predatory. Nothing to gain from a hockey standpoint taking him out in that position.
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:52 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
Replies: 2612
Views: 128565

Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

wlu_lax6 wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:04 amFucking long day yesterday. Up at 5 to Philly to watch my son row in terrible conditions.
Whoa, we were possibly within ~500 feet of each other? Drove by boat house row around 10:30 AM yesterday while heading to the zoo.
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-2024 NHL Season
Replies: 588
Views: 10401

Re: 2023-2024 NHL Season

Yet another hit where establishing a quick off-ice review process would do far more good than harm.
by mister d
Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:49 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB 2024
Replies: 226
Views: 2985

Re: MLB 2024

Watching a game last week, I learned that Aaron Boone is the best in the league at getting himself thrown out of games to sacrifice his players getting thrown out of the game, and I suppose it's useful but I just feel like there are more proactive ways to manage that. Yes and no? He's definitely go...
by mister d
Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:09 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-2024 NHL Season
Replies: 588
Views: 10401

Re: 2023-2024 NHL Season

I’d like to preemptively point out that the rangers going over the cap in the playoffs doesn’t count the same because I really hope they don’t and it won’t be possible for me to enjoy any games with Chytil right now. Horrible Lindros in 2000 vibes.
by mister d
Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:48 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB 2024
Replies: 226
Views: 2985

Re: MLB 2024

Fuck that press box cam video is perfect.
by mister d
Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:09 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8885
Views: 410989

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

I assume he meant knock him the fuck out when he hit his girlfriend?
by mister d
Mon Apr 15, 2024 4:48 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: EPL 2023-24
Replies: 385
Views: 8955

Re: EPL 2023-24

Shirley wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:36 pm Holy shit, Cole Palmer. Thank you, City!
Symbiotic. Never want to see a kid who won’t crack a CL level team waste years so selling at big money to a mid-table team is best for all parties.