The Swamp

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I’d like to preemptively point out that the rangers going over the cap in the playoffs doesn’t count the same because I really hope they don’t and it won’t be possible for me to enjoy any games with Chytil right now. Horrible Lindros in 2000 vibes.

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Fuck that press box cam video is perfect.

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I assume he meant knock him the fuck out when he hit his girlfriend?

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Shirley wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:36 pm Holy shit, Cole Palmer. Thank you, City!

Symbiotic. Never want to see a kid who won’t crack a CL level team waste years so selling at big money to a mid-table team is best for all parties.

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Another ump you might think he’s being an earn-your-stripes-kid dickhead just daring a rookie to say something but Angel is pretty consistently this shit. Hard to say which is worse.

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Did something weird happen late in the day? Seems like everyone (or maybe just my four guys) all had a bunch of shit holes to close out.

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Yeah? Who went off the roster to get Stone back on?

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Hmmm ... not done because that doesn't account for legal backloading of cap hits by teams who save up early. So take your game 82 or post-deadline or whatever nightly hit and you can't go over that bringing a player back. If $5MM comes in, $5MM has to come back out. Now its done.

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The thing is ... its so easy to close. I get you don't want guys who are really injured until that exact day to have to miss the playoffs, so just adjust the rules to say every night of the playoffs, the 20 you dress have to come in under the cap. Don't count the guys in the press box and ignore tha...

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Oh wow, what are the odds he's just about ready to come back as the salary cap turns off. Lucky break for Vegas.

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Jinxed her, just got an email from her a couple hours ago about a quiz today: "I did mid i got a 85%"

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This makes me so happy …

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Since they’re relatively inexpensive, maybe you can solve the issue by wearing double pants?

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If I were grading my takes posted here from best to worst, the Tkachuk trade is pretty close to my peak.

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The one I have is a handheld not the huge volcano. Same brand.

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Hunter Brown giving up 11 hits (or 12 baserunners) has to be something close to a modern record for a single inning (2/3 really), right?

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... and then immediately placed him on LTIR effective October 1st?

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Had one and stopped using it when pens became a thing. Too much work, not portable, too long to get all the shit done before smoking, clogs up. Didn’t give me that much of a superior buzz so I would just end up smoking the weed instead of going through the prep. Gave it to a buddy who promptly gave...

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Yeah, that's why I'm asking. Is 45 year old me just carrying along the opinion formed by a 17 year old contrarian or is it somewhat grounded in fact?

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Should absolutely, 100% be weaponized against the party that says all LBGTQ+ people (and those straight people who don't vilify trans kids) are pedophiles.

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Nice Giff. Running a little parallel here because my apathetic B- 6th grader has turned into a straight As, pissed off with anything less 7th grader. I'm not huge on grades at that age as long as she's learning, so its definitely any kind of pressure coming from us, just something clicked. Took me u...

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degenerasian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:15 amLet's age ourselves, where were you when the verdict came down.

Senior year of HS, left class and went to the senior lounge where someone had a radio.

(Is it controversial to say they may have gotten the verdict right given the case presented despite OJ being 100% guilty?)

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I enjoyed everything except the guy named Kool-Aid not getting into the first round.

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Pitchers before the 90s worked as fast if not faster without a clock but they didn’t have the velocity/spin today’s pitchers do. But I think that's it. Even before considering repertoire changes, pitchers before the 90s intentionally paced themselves. All but a handful of pitchers today would get d...

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Sooo … Westbrook? Dirk?

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Knowing that (1) the pitch clock isn’t going away and (2) pitchers will never voluntarily ramp it down, I’m increasingly convinced 3 pitch walks is the solve.

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Kemp is the guy DFA’d for Holliday.

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Its even funnier that they won the xG matchup last night.

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These past two days are the best case you'll find for the super league. It would still suck and ruin the CL, but these matches are insane.

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No spoilers on whether she catches it.

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The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:54 amThe only thing I ever saw with JVDB was The B in Apt 23, where he played a cartoonish version of himself.

Also excellent on HIMYM.

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It remains a tremendous movie in the way some of those 90s movies are tremendous to a certain subset of 40-somethings.

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In order: Cantlay, Fitzpatrick, English, Moore

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I don't know my most quoted movie line ever, but that's in contention.

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I really hope the next CBA the players address these shenanigans. Push the date to mid-season or so and put some pressure on teams to promote earlier in the season or risk keeping a better player out longer. Or maybe do what the NBA does and tie it to the awards. Like if they make an all-rookie tea...

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There is a part of me, and its likely a very stupid part, that would prefer coming out of this even versus +1.

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It would have taken me longer to point to the perfect spot to shoot there than it took Foden to actually hit that spot.

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Dentist ran long so I got to miss the entire first half. Looked ... interesting?

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And probably don't want to agree to be a backup.

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Right, but even if Sargent were there, I can't imagine he's playing over Balogun.

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