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by L-Jam3
Tue Oct 25, 2016 3:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ban The Charge
Replies: 28
Views: 480

Re: Ban The Charge

I think I'd be more angry if I saw my kids flopping charges than if I caught them smoking weed.


ETA: Assuming they're teens when I catch them.
by L-Jam3
Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:54 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random thoughts/images/shit that makes you feel old thread
Replies: 1643
Views: 107202

Re: Random thoughts/images/shit that makes you feel old thread

Don't tell me why I remember this, but there were two other athlete deaths with Payne Stewart within a couple of weeks: Wilt Chamberlain and Walter Payton.
by L-Jam3
Tue Oct 25, 2016 10:44 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 7
Replies: 63
Views: 1553

Re: NFL Week 7

Because it started out very appealing and now it sucks. You rule, DTW!
by L-Jam3
Tue Oct 25, 2016 10:31 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 7
Replies: 63
Views: 1553

Re: NFL Week 7

I just looked up Rob Johnson's 1998 season. I thought he only started one game, but he started 6. He had a single start in 1997 at Baltimore: 20 of 24 for 294 and 2 TDs, no picks, 12.25 YPA, 145.5 QB Rating, and 4 for 31 and one score on the ground. 3 sacks. 9.7% sacks per dropback. So let's look at...
by L-Jam3
Mon Oct 24, 2016 2:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: October Baseball Thread
Replies: 672
Views: 21281

Re: October Baseball Thread

Pruitt wrote:Is anyone - other than LJam - worried that in less than two weeks when either the Indians or Cubs wins the World Series, the world will cease to exist?
What the fuck, man? When did I say anything like that? I was talking about the Lions. Stay the fuck north of the St. Lawrence, Pru.
by L-Jam3
Mon Oct 24, 2016 9:27 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Eight
Replies: 71
Views: 3565

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Eight

For #3, does it count if a state seceded and then was readmitted to the Union?
by L-Jam3
Sun Oct 23, 2016 6:47 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 7
Replies: 63
Views: 1553

Re: NFL Week 7

"Oh. NOW the Chargers learn to close out close games." - Me and everyone else who took ATL in survivor.
by L-Jam3
Sun Oct 23, 2016 3:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 7
Replies: 63
Views: 1553

Re: NFL Week 7

The EIGHTH turnover in the Minny-Philly game is proving your point.
by L-Jam3
Sat Oct 22, 2016 10:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: October Baseball Thread
Replies: 672
Views: 21281

Re: October Baseball Thread

How come nobody told me Ted Cruz owns the Cubs?
by L-Jam3
Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: October Baseball Thread
Replies: 672
Views: 21281

Re: October Baseball Thread

brian wrote:
mister d wrote:Chicago is gonna break a record for men over 50 crying at the same time.
If the Lions ever win the Super Bowl that record will be broken.
Because the End will be nigh.
by L-Jam3
Thu Oct 20, 2016 12:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Can you drive a stick shift car?
Replies: 31
Views: 1679

Re: Can you drive a stick shift car?

I can drive a stick shift, but it's probably been over 20 years. So I wouldn't say I was "accomplished".

Although I always use manual when playing arcade driving video games like that Batman game with the kids. I'm partial to the Batmobile from the animated series.
by L-Jam3
Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:44 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
Replies: 100
Views: 3251

Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016

Doubling up. Table: L-Jam 9-2 BSF 8-3 Shirley 8-3 Duff 8-3 Pruitt 7-4 Carwash 7-4 Syb 7-4 Giff 6-5 Tuesday, October 18 CATEGORY: FUNNYMEN CLUE: He’s won 4 Emmys, 3 Grammys, an Oscar & 3 Tonys, & 3 of his films rank on AFI’s list of Funniest Movies of all time Who is Mel Brooks? Wednesday, Oc...
by L-Jam3
Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:45 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: October Baseball Thread
Replies: 672
Views: 21281

Re: October Baseball Thread

Is "Baez" Spanish for "Trachsel"? It's like he's calculating Pi in-between pitches.
by L-Jam3
Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:39 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: October Baseball Thread
Replies: 672
Views: 21281

Re: October Baseball Thread

A_B wrote:Is the MLB logo hitting lefty or righty?
If you ascribe to the theory that it's Harmon Killebrew, it's righty. And about to peg him in the arm.
by L-Jam3
Wed Oct 19, 2016 1:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Triggering, safe spaces, political correctness
Replies: 121
Views: 5992

Re: Triggering, safe spaces, political correctness

In all seriousness, what exactly is a safe place or a trigger warning? Is it something like before reading Huckleberry Finn , the teacher will say something like they use racially charged words in the novel? I mean, that makes sense. It probably makes even more sense to explain that Mark Twain repea...
by L-Jam3
Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Triggering, safe spaces, political correctness
Replies: 121
Views: 5992

Re: Triggering, safe spaces, political correctness

I just personally think young people are shitbags and cunts, so I might not be the person to ask.
by L-Jam3
Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:39 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
Replies: 100
Views: 3251

Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016

And then for last night:

Monday, 10/17: HISTORIC RELATIVES
Clue: In the same year as Waterloo, the Duke of Wellington’s brother-in-law General Edward Pakenham died in this battle in North America
[+] spoiler
What is the Battle of New Orleans?
Which puts me up to:

L-Jam 9-2
by L-Jam3
Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:38 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
Replies: 100
Views: 3251

Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016

So I was just texting with Doc. He's ok, but the election has been getting to him. Either that, or he hasn't slept since Miguel Montero. So I'll pick up the board for now. Here are the current standings, through Friday, October 7, Howard 5-0 L-Jam 4-1 BSF 4-1 Ab 4-1 rex 4-1 Moreta 4-1 Pruitt 4-1 Duf...
by L-Jam3
Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
Replies: 2942
Views: 162841

Re: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette

At the risk of sounding like a bad comedian, what's the fucking deal with Millennials? There are two really easy rules to learn on an interview. One, dress as if you're going to the fucking Oval Office to meet the president, i.e. no jeans, facial tattoos, or those fucking things in their earlobes. T...
by L-Jam3
Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
Replies: 2942
Views: 162841

Re: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette

Rules, Giff.
by L-Jam3
Sat Oct 15, 2016 10:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: October Baseball Thread
Replies: 672
Views: 21281

Re: October Baseball Thread

There's a lot worse than Joe Buck, gentlemen. Like that ass mechanic Thom Brennaman.
by L-Jam3
Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Six
Replies: 100
Views: 2296

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Six

I thought Sepak Takraw was a potential Olympic sport. Chess is, apparently.

The Flyers. Sheesh.

GG, Fritz.
by L-Jam3
Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:34 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2016 Presidential Race
Replies: 6046
Views: 330724

Re: 2016 Presidential Race

At the very least, I expect militia activity (the real dream of the 90's) to pick up heavily. I believe that private militias will essentially take over swaths of territory in Trump Country, maybe entire towns or counties. This won't happen immediately in November, but probably pretty soon. It woul...
by L-Jam3
Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:30 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Six
Replies: 100
Views: 2296

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Six

I checked my answer for the potential Olympic sport one, and replied verbally "Seriously? [My response] is a potential Olympic sport?" Got a lot of strange looks around the office.
by L-Jam3
Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Nostalgiaganza
Replies: 578
Views: 29223

Re: bapo's nostalgiaganza

I love that Scramble For The Ball has been immortalized as Football Outsiders' weekly gambling, fantasy, and rag-on-coaches column.
by L-Jam3
Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2016 Presidential Race
Replies: 6046
Views: 330724

Re: 2016 Presidential Race

brian wrote:
Ryan wrote:Almost went to see FLOTUS today. Sounds like I should have.
Pretty incredible speech.
Seconded. It got a little dusty where I am with anger.
by L-Jam3
Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:40 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2016 Presidential Race
Replies: 6046
Views: 330724

Re: 2016 Presidential Race

Rex wrote:150% confident that Trump insists on having only Jewish lawyers.
Well, when he hires lawyers he does want to win, right?
by L-Jam3
Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: October Baseball Thread
Replies: 672
Views: 21281

Re: October Baseball Thread

Baseball is so awesome.
by L-Jam3
Tue Oct 11, 2016 12:47 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6530
Views: 479637

Re: Temporary Television

After 2 eps of Designated Survivor, I can't tell if it's a good good show or a good bad show. I'm liking the sneering intrigue from the dad from Turn. I'm also a 2 in on Atlanta. I'm intrigued enough to watch a couple more, although I only had a few out-loud laughs. The one in Ep 2 when the mother r...
by L-Jam3
Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
Replies: 100
Views: 3251

Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016

Don't look back, Doc. Something might be gaining on you.

Howard 5-0
L-Jam 4-1
BSF 4-1
Ab 4-1
rex 4-1
Moreta 4-1
Pruitt 4-1
Duff 4-1
Shirley 3-2
Giff 3-2
by L-Jam3
Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:12 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2016 Week 5 - This election is going to tear the Bills apart!!!
Replies: 66
Views: 2762

Re: NFL 2016 Week 5 - This election is going to tear the Bills apart!!!

No coach ever got more mileage out of a single Super Bowl appearance than Jeff Fisher. God, he sucks.
by L-Jam3
Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:23 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2016 Week 5 - This election is going to tear the Bills apart!!!
Replies: 66
Views: 2762

Re: NFL 2016 Week 5 - This election is going to tear the Bills apart!!!

The Process. Now that's something I wouldn't wish on anyone to endure...
by L-Jam3
Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:08 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2016 Week 5 - This election is going to tear the Bills apart!!!
Replies: 66
Views: 2762

Re: NFL 2016 Week 5 - This election is going to tear the Bills apart!!!

Brian, I need to ask this. Obviously 2008 was literally the worst possible result for Detroit fans, but they did get to celebrate a title from the Red Wings the same year. Did that mitigate the pain at all? I know you got to watch a bunch of titles with the Tigers, Pistons, and Wings, so I already k...
by L-Jam3
Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:48 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
Replies: 100
Views: 3251

Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016

Hit the last three. howard 4-0 BSF 4-0 L-Jam 3-1 Moreta 3-1 Pruitt 3-1 Ryan 3-1 Duff 3-1 Syb 2-2 Shirley 2-2 Some of these wagers these last few weeks have been terrible. There was the one in the Champ's 4th or 5th win where he got it wrong, the 2nd place got it right, but the second place going int...
by L-Jam3
Tue Oct 04, 2016 8:37 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
Replies: 100
Views: 3251

Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016

Missed that one. I think I need to turn in my Catholicism card.

howard 1-0
Moreta 1-0
chedda 1-0
rex 1-0
Pruitt 1-0
Duff 1-0
L-Jam 0-1
by L-Jam3
Sun Oct 02, 2016 6:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: September Baseball Thread
Replies: 173
Views: 8531

Re: September Baseball Thread

Giants get in. So congrats on winning the Workd Series again, Doc and SanCarlos.
by L-Jam3
Sun Oct 02, 2016 4:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 4
Replies: 18
Views: 819

Re: NFL Week 4

Devilfluff in our Township league sat Wentz (28 points) as a QB2 last week, and instead started FitzMagic (minus 16).
by L-Jam3
Sun Oct 02, 2016 3:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 4
Replies: 18
Views: 819

Re: NFL Week 4

Anyone else sit Matt Ryan today?
by L-Jam3
Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 4
Replies: 18
Views: 819

Re: NFL Week 4

So who gets fired and left in London? Pagano, Grigson, or both?
by L-Jam3
Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 4
Replies: 18
Views: 819

Re: NFL Week 4

I really don't give that much of a shit because both these teams are garbage, but I think it's not cool that "COLTS" is in one end zone, since this is supposed to be a Jags home game. Frank Gore today also leapfrogged Marcus Allen, Edge James, and Marshall Faulk to 10th place in the all-ti...