I think I'd be more angry if I saw my kids flopping charges than if I caught them smoking weed.
ETA: Assuming they're teens when I catch them.
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- Tue Oct 25, 2016 3:31 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ban The Charge
- Replies: 28
- Views: 480
- Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:54 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random thoughts/images/shit that makes you feel old thread
- Replies: 1643
- Views: 107202
Re: Random thoughts/images/shit that makes you feel old thread
Don't tell me why I remember this, but there were two other athlete deaths with Payne Stewart within a couple of weeks: Wilt Chamberlain and Walter Payton.
- Tue Oct 25, 2016 10:44 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 7
- Replies: 63
- Views: 1553
Re: NFL Week 7
Because it started out very appealing and now it sucks. You rule, DTW!
- Tue Oct 25, 2016 10:31 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 7
- Replies: 63
- Views: 1553
Re: NFL Week 7
I just looked up Rob Johnson's 1998 season. I thought he only started one game, but he started 6. He had a single start in 1997 at Baltimore: 20 of 24 for 294 and 2 TDs, no picks, 12.25 YPA, 145.5 QB Rating, and 4 for 31 and one score on the ground. 3 sacks. 9.7% sacks per dropback. So let's look at...
- Mon Oct 24, 2016 2:00 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: October Baseball Thread
- Replies: 672
- Views: 21281
Re: October Baseball Thread
What the fuck, man? When did I say anything like that? I was talking about the Lions. Stay the fuck north of the St. Lawrence, Pru.Pruitt wrote:Is anyone - other than LJam - worried that in less than two weeks when either the Indians or Cubs wins the World Series, the world will cease to exist?
- Mon Oct 24, 2016 9:27 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Eight
- Replies: 71
- Views: 3565
Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Eight
For #3, does it count if a state seceded and then was readmitted to the Union?
- Sun Oct 23, 2016 6:47 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 7
- Replies: 63
- Views: 1553
Re: NFL Week 7
"Oh. NOW the Chargers learn to close out close games." - Me and everyone else who took ATL in survivor.
- Sun Oct 23, 2016 3:00 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 7
- Replies: 63
- Views: 1553
Re: NFL Week 7
The EIGHTH turnover in the Minny-Philly game is proving your point.
- Sat Oct 22, 2016 10:00 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: October Baseball Thread
- Replies: 672
- Views: 21281
Re: October Baseball Thread
How come nobody told me Ted Cruz owns the Cubs?
- Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:56 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: October Baseball Thread
- Replies: 672
- Views: 21281
Re: October Baseball Thread
Because the End will be nigh.brian wrote:If the Lions ever win the Super Bowl that record will be broken.mister d wrote:Chicago is gonna break a record for men over 50 crying at the same time.
- Thu Oct 20, 2016 12:15 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Can you drive a stick shift car?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1679
Re: Can you drive a stick shift car?
I can drive a stick shift, but it's probably been over 20 years. So I wouldn't say I was "accomplished".
Although I always use manual when playing arcade driving video games like that Batman game with the kids. I'm partial to the Batmobile from the animated series.
Although I always use manual when playing arcade driving video games like that Batman game with the kids. I'm partial to the Batmobile from the animated series.
- Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:44 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
- Replies: 100
- Views: 3251
Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
Doubling up. Table: L-Jam 9-2 BSF 8-3 Shirley 8-3 Duff 8-3 Pruitt 7-4 Carwash 7-4 Syb 7-4 Giff 6-5 Tuesday, October 18 CATEGORY: FUNNYMEN CLUE: He’s won 4 Emmys, 3 Grammys, an Oscar & 3 Tonys, & 3 of his films rank on AFI’s list of Funniest Movies of all time Who is Mel Brooks? Wednesday, Oc...
- Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:45 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: October Baseball Thread
- Replies: 672
- Views: 21281
Re: October Baseball Thread
Is "Baez" Spanish for "Trachsel"? It's like he's calculating Pi in-between pitches.
- Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:39 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: October Baseball Thread
- Replies: 672
- Views: 21281
Re: October Baseball Thread
If you ascribe to the theory that it's Harmon Killebrew, it's righty. And about to peg him in the arm.A_B wrote:Is the MLB logo hitting lefty or righty?
- Wed Oct 19, 2016 1:06 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Triggering, safe spaces, political correctness
- Replies: 121
- Views: 5992
Re: Triggering, safe spaces, political correctness
In all seriousness, what exactly is a safe place or a trigger warning? Is it something like before reading Huckleberry Finn , the teacher will say something like they use racially charged words in the novel? I mean, that makes sense. It probably makes even more sense to explain that Mark Twain repea...
- Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:38 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Triggering, safe spaces, political correctness
- Replies: 121
- Views: 5992
Re: Triggering, safe spaces, political correctness
I just personally think young people are shitbags and cunts, so I might not be the person to ask.
- Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:39 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
- Replies: 100
- Views: 3251
Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
And then for last night:
Monday, 10/17: HISTORIC RELATIVES
Clue: In the same year as Waterloo, the Duke of Wellington’s brother-in-law General Edward Pakenham died in this battle in North America
Which puts me up to:
L-Jam 9-2
Monday, 10/17: HISTORIC RELATIVES
Clue: In the same year as Waterloo, the Duke of Wellington’s brother-in-law General Edward Pakenham died in this battle in North America
Which puts me up to:
L-Jam 9-2
- Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:38 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
- Replies: 100
- Views: 3251
Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
So I was just texting with Doc. He's ok, but the election has been getting to him. Either that, or he hasn't slept since Miguel Montero. So I'll pick up the board for now. Here are the current standings, through Friday, October 7, Howard 5-0 L-Jam 4-1 BSF 4-1 Ab 4-1 rex 4-1 Moreta 4-1 Pruitt 4-1 Duf...
- Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:18 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
- Replies: 2942
- Views: 162841
Re: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
At the risk of sounding like a bad comedian, what's the fucking deal with Millennials? There are two really easy rules to learn on an interview. One, dress as if you're going to the fucking Oval Office to meet the president, i.e. no jeans, facial tattoos, or those fucking things in their earlobes. T...
- Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:38 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
- Replies: 2942
- Views: 162841
Re: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
Rules, Giff.
- Sat Oct 15, 2016 10:37 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: October Baseball Thread
- Replies: 672
- Views: 21281
Re: October Baseball Thread
There's a lot worse than Joe Buck, gentlemen. Like that ass mechanic Thom Brennaman.
- Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:42 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Six
- Replies: 100
- Views: 2296
Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Six
I thought Sepak Takraw was a potential Olympic sport. Chess is, apparently.
The Flyers. Sheesh.
GG, Fritz.
The Flyers. Sheesh.
GG, Fritz.
- Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:34 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2016 Presidential Race
- Replies: 6046
- Views: 330724
Re: 2016 Presidential Race
At the very least, I expect militia activity (the real dream of the 90's) to pick up heavily. I believe that private militias will essentially take over swaths of territory in Trump Country, maybe entire towns or counties. This won't happen immediately in November, but probably pretty soon. It woul...
- Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:30 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Six
- Replies: 100
- Views: 2296
Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 - Week Six
I checked my answer for the potential Olympic sport one, and replied verbally "Seriously? [My response] is a potential Olympic sport?" Got a lot of strange looks around the office.
- Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:57 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Nostalgiaganza
- Replies: 578
- Views: 29223
Re: bapo's nostalgiaganza
I love that Scramble For The Ball has been immortalized as Football Outsiders' weekly gambling, fantasy, and rag-on-coaches column.
- Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:34 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2016 Presidential Race
- Replies: 6046
- Views: 330724
Re: 2016 Presidential Race
Seconded. It got a little dusty where I am with anger.brian wrote:Pretty incredible speech.Ryan wrote:Almost went to see FLOTUS today. Sounds like I should have.
- Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:40 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2016 Presidential Race
- Replies: 6046
- Views: 330724
Re: 2016 Presidential Race
Well, when he hires lawyers he does want to win, right?Rex wrote:150% confident that Trump insists on having only Jewish lawyers.
- Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:50 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: October Baseball Thread
- Replies: 672
- Views: 21281
Re: October Baseball Thread
Baseball is so awesome.
- Tue Oct 11, 2016 12:47 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6530
- Views: 479637
Re: Temporary Television
After 2 eps of Designated Survivor, I can't tell if it's a good good show or a good bad show. I'm liking the sneering intrigue from the dad from Turn. I'm also a 2 in on Atlanta. I'm intrigued enough to watch a couple more, although I only had a few out-loud laughs. The one in Ep 2 when the mother r...
- Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:21 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
- Replies: 100
- Views: 3251
Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
Don't look back, Doc. Something might be gaining on you.
Howard 5-0
L-Jam 4-1
BSF 4-1
Ab 4-1
rex 4-1
Moreta 4-1
Pruitt 4-1
Duff 4-1
Shirley 3-2
Giff 3-2
Howard 5-0
L-Jam 4-1
BSF 4-1
Ab 4-1
rex 4-1
Moreta 4-1
Pruitt 4-1
Duff 4-1
Shirley 3-2
Giff 3-2
- Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:12 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL 2016 Week 5 - This election is going to tear the Bills apart!!!
- Replies: 66
- Views: 2762
Re: NFL 2016 Week 5 - This election is going to tear the Bills apart!!!
No coach ever got more mileage out of a single Super Bowl appearance than Jeff Fisher. God, he sucks.
- Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:23 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL 2016 Week 5 - This election is going to tear the Bills apart!!!
- Replies: 66
- Views: 2762
Re: NFL 2016 Week 5 - This election is going to tear the Bills apart!!!
The Process. Now that's something I wouldn't wish on anyone to endure...
- Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:08 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL 2016 Week 5 - This election is going to tear the Bills apart!!!
- Replies: 66
- Views: 2762
Re: NFL 2016 Week 5 - This election is going to tear the Bills apart!!!
Brian, I need to ask this. Obviously 2008 was literally the worst possible result for Detroit fans, but they did get to celebrate a title from the Red Wings the same year. Did that mitigate the pain at all? I know you got to watch a bunch of titles with the Tigers, Pistons, and Wings, so I already k...
- Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:48 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
- Replies: 100
- Views: 3251
Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
Hit the last three. howard 4-0 BSF 4-0 L-Jam 3-1 Moreta 3-1 Pruitt 3-1 Ryan 3-1 Duff 3-1 Syb 2-2 Shirley 2-2 Some of these wagers these last few weeks have been terrible. There was the one in the Champ's 4th or 5th win where he got it wrong, the 2nd place got it right, but the second place going int...
- Tue Oct 04, 2016 8:37 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
- Replies: 100
- Views: 3251
Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2016
Missed that one. I think I need to turn in my Catholicism card.
howard 1-0
Moreta 1-0
chedda 1-0
rex 1-0
Pruitt 1-0
Duff 1-0
L-Jam 0-1
howard 1-0
Moreta 1-0
chedda 1-0
rex 1-0
Pruitt 1-0
Duff 1-0
L-Jam 0-1
- Sun Oct 02, 2016 6:57 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: September Baseball Thread
- Replies: 173
- Views: 8531
Re: September Baseball Thread
Giants get in. So congrats on winning the Workd Series again, Doc and SanCarlos.
- Sun Oct 02, 2016 4:36 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 4
- Replies: 18
- Views: 819
Re: NFL Week 4
Devilfluff in our Township league sat Wentz (28 points) as a QB2 last week, and instead started FitzMagic (minus 16).
- Sun Oct 02, 2016 3:43 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 4
- Replies: 18
- Views: 819
Re: NFL Week 4
Anyone else sit Matt Ryan today?
- Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:50 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 4
- Replies: 18
- Views: 819
Re: NFL Week 4
So who gets fired and left in London? Pagano, Grigson, or both?
- Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:45 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 4
- Replies: 18
- Views: 819
Re: NFL Week 4
I really don't give that much of a shit because both these teams are garbage, but I think it's not cool that "COLTS" is in one end zone, since this is supposed to be a Jags home game. Frank Gore today also leapfrogged Marcus Allen, Edge James, and Marshall Faulk to 10th place in the all-ti...