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Slight threadjack here, but here's a question for Daddy Swampers. If you don't live now in the same town as your high school, do you tend to start following your kids' high school athletics? I'm saying this b/c although I keep tabs on my old stomping grounds, I do look up to see what my kids' eventu...

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Maybe not proud to admit this, especially here with all the Swamp music snobs, but when someone mentions "the song 'Dreams'", this is the first that comes to mind:

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Who the fuck is Jonas Gray, and why the fuck did he take all of Shane Vereen's fantasy points?

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Doesn't everyone have you on ignore, J-Lo? Maybe I don't understand the reasoning here, b/c if I'm thinking classic rock, it's would be played on 'MMR or 'MGK in my neck of the woods. Classic rock to me would be something that would fit like a puzzle piece in a Scorsese movie. And with that in mind....

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The High School me and DevilFluff went to has only been around since 1967, and IIRC, D-Fluff's dad and uncle were part of the first class. Anyway, in addition to Linda Fiorentino, we also have King Kong Bundy. And a couple of guys who made The Show in MLB and NFL, including one dude Antony Jordan I ...

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College: Chuck MotherFlippin' Connors

High School: Linda Fiorentino

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So I finally got around to watching the premiere of Benched, and dammitt. Eliza Coupe is comedy gold. And those of us in the legal profession will probably get a few extra chuckles. Definitely recommended.

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Apropos of nothing, a guy in the FBB league I run with D-Fluff and TTB as members was convinced Michael Cuddyer's last name was pronounced "KOO-dee-ay".

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I don't get this line of reasoning. If you don't like a show, why waste your time watching it? Why not go into another room and spend that 55 minutes reading or something else. I never understood the idea of hatewatching something. It seems completely as an utter waste. If I dislike a work, my time ...

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The Lions should try to talk Eddie Murray out of retirement to kick for them at this point. And if they can't get their ex-kicker, maybe try the former Orioles 1B. Either can't be much worse than their current option.

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Nor Bruce Smith a Heisman.

ETA: Oh. 1949 Bruce Smith.

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I remember that abomination well. That was the first time I made a meal from my NFL Cookbook based on the Eagles' opponent. Hoppin' John.

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If that's the offer, DeGen should offer it to the 50s. Hey-yo!

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I'm a big fan of this game, where Carolina basically said "we're not letting Chris Weinke beat us". December 24, 2006 Carolina had twice as many penalty yards as passing yards. Wow! If you want to take it a step further, Carolina had 62 yards in penalties, and only 11 Net Passing Yards. E...

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In. Ryan, can you add me to the list of guys to send the images to? Thanks.

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I'm a big fan of this game, where Carolina basically said "we're not letting Chris Weinke beat us".

December 24, 2006

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That's too bad, because I heard London sucks.

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Until I actually clicked on it, I thought the "Who's Lit?" thread was about reading literature.

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I'll be sitting Andre Johnson to play Denard Robinson at WR. Considering I just acquired Megatron, that's a good problem to have.

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Considering it's the UK, I'm surprised where "How Soon Is Now" would have placed. I get that within two bars from the distortion.

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Linette Beaumont. The woman in the new Viagra tv ads. Not unattractive.

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Why is your urethra that bad? Pinch opposite sides of your cock where the itch is, squeeze lightly, and rub it between your thumb and forefinger.

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North Carolina. Fuck. I was racking my brain trying to remember where LT went to school. And I had the picture in my head of him in college wearing light blue. Not that it would've made much a difference.

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That's MR. Theus to you, Turd.

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Omaha is more north than Philly. I wouldn't have guessed that.

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Pru, you mean the "Lip my stocking!" prostitute, right? Maybe he follows the Old Swamp adage of never sticking one's dick in crazy.

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The Thunder is/are fucked I always use the plural when talking about the team nickname, and singluar when using the city: "Oklahoma City IS fucked". Unless were talking futbol. Tangent. What about bands? If its a "The ___s", it's clearly plural, like "The Beatles WERE Innov...

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I'll email you in about an hour.

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Not totally Irony as it's more shitty luck, but did anyone happen to catch what happened to the guy who created the game Operation?

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Remember when I said no one would dress as Lana? A 24 y/o co-worker of mine (albeit caucasaian) today is dressed in a grey sweater dress and folded over knee boots. And I know there are rules here, but I don't want to get fired.

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I'm doing Don Draper for work as part of a group (although I was considering Sterling Archer in the Tactileneck, but no woman would probably dress as Lana), recycling one of my old ones for trick-or-treating (maybe my Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde), and a couples costume for Marie Antionette and Louis ...

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The Bulls-Knicks game was on a side tv when I was watching the WS. Couple thoughts: 1. Maybe I missed this, but ESPN made the team logos CGI 3D and moving around and shit. And the Bulls logo looks strange as fuck. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRBop19yRYbQBPwuh470pXjhZJM9jFaEh...

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Brian's line about the same pitcher getting both the win and the save (MadBum could've gotten either; it was the official scorer's decision) got me thinking... I know the rule is that the pitcher who records the save can't be the winning pitcher, but what if he never actually left the field of play?...

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Alright, here we go.

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Todd Worrell wrote:29 years too late, asshole.

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Usually diving into first makes you look like that douchebag Nick Punto, but that was the only reason that play was close.

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Doc and Bronto, just for you guys in watching tonight's game in that bar the three of us and Sabo and his buddy watched Halladay's perfecto. Just seemed appropriate.

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There have been way too few World Series Game 7s in the Swamp Era. Any Philly guys want to meet up to watch it in Center City tonight?

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I'm a big fan of Eliza Coupe and I thought Happy Endings was funny as hell. She's in a new show on USA called Benched , where she plays a Type-A (her wheelhouse) attorney who tells her boss to go fuck himself after getting passed over for a promotion, and then goes and works as a public defender. Th...

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