The Swamp

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My kids are big coaster fans so we hit Hershey and Great Adventure every summer. Is it worth going there before it closes? It’s a little more than an hour from where I am.

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If pooping in people’s yards during training runs is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

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I like how the guy who shits in a gold toilet is telling people they need to tighten their belts when it comes to Christmas gifts.

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I’d rather listen to Bobcat Goldthwait explain general relativity than listen to Shapiro talk about anything.

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sancarlos wrote: Tue Apr 29, 2025 10:23 pm Poor Rockies. It’s still April, and they could go on a 20-game win streak, and they’d still be below .500.

They are the first National League team to start 4-24 (going into tonight).

The National League was founded in 1876 by the way. During Ulysses Grant’s second term.

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No shit. Where? What day?

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Seventh blown save already by the Phillies bullpen. The team’s been in existence since the Chester Arthur administration, and they’ve had three total seasons where you could have confidence in their 7-8-9. Fucking Mets own our shit right now.

Make that eighth.

ETA: except somehow the Nats have ...

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Bayer’s patent on aspirin ended in the 1920s. It hasn’t stopped them from producing it.

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Wait a minute. Merck, who produces Ivermectin and stands to benefit with increased stock price and profit if it were an effective treatment, came out in February 2021 and said it didn’t work against Covid and not to use it as treatment. If it actually did work as Covid treatment, there’s no good ...

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It’s almost like Big Pharma is only an issue when you can’t cash in on the grift.

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It makes business sense to suspend placing tariff info on its site, as pissing off the head of the executive branch who can sic antitrust enforcement against them is bad for the bottom line. It's just disheartening knowing that TFG has proven time and time again that deep-down, he's a pussy, and if ...

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Brush up on the Brontë sisters, Brian:

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Ugh. I’m so sorry to read this man.

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Blaming the Italians? Man, they’re trying to bring us back to the 1890s in every way possible.

So according to that Trump voter, they should have let him in and fuck everybody else.

Pretty on the nose...

Doing a quick google search for that guy in the NYC area, either he’s a high ...

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Amon-Ra might have something to say about that.

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Blaming the Italians? Man, they’re trying to bring us back to the 1890s in every way possible.

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According to the article, us in South Jersey are keeping NJ from dropping to 51.

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I finally just had my first game at Wrigley and… it’s heaven on earth.

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This coming season will be the fifth year in a row that the Eagles and Chiefs will play a game with significance.

That’s a nice touch with the Rams having their war room at the LAFD rescue headquarters, btw.

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Rex wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 7:18 pm So Hunter will be an Eagle by 2028

Which will be the same offseason Jeanty joins him in Philly.

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20/32.

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Seventh blown save already by the Phillies bullpen. The team’s been in existence since the Chester Arthur administration, and they’ve had three total seasons where you could have confidence in their 7-8-9. Fucking Mets own our shit right now.

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I watched S1 in the two weeks before S2 premiered (I fell behind, then cancelled HBO Max during the writers' strike and didn't pick it back up, so I just rewatched from E1), so the story was fresh in my memory.

Joel just shot the doctor pretty much in cold blood. I think even he understood ...

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I watched S1 in the two weeks before S2 premiered (I fell behind, then cancelled HBO Max during the writers' strike and didn't pick it back up, so I just rewatched from E1), so the story was fresh in my memory.

Joel just shot the doctor pretty much in cold blood. I think even he understood that ...

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Since she is reportedly having an affair with the also-married Corey Lewandowski, it has been theorized that she uses cash for expenses related to that so there is no trail on a credit card, such as hotel rooms.

But isn’t that also none of our business? If she were bailing out hegseth ...

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To pay for her shitty hair extensions?

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Maybe?

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Castellanos hit his first minor league home run literally within a couple of hours of when our boys were busy shooting bin Laden in the face. That’s uncanny.

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Have we ever figured out which city he thought was the f** capital of the world?

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He lived the better part of his life in service of others and spreading words of love and acceptance, yet the last person he sees in life is JD Vance. That’s fucked up, St. Peter.

Gotta love that one of the last things he did in life was rebuke JD Vance.

The fact that he hung on long enough ...

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Also, I believe “Castellanos to hit a home run” is now off the board today at all gambling sites.

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He lived the better part of his life in service of others and spreading words of love and acceptance, yet the last person he sees in life is JD Vance. That’s fucked up, St. Peter.

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Whatever you do, don’t sit on the furniture.

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Last spring I gave my son the option of going to the Saturday night session or an El Salvador-Argentina friendly a few weeks later, both in the Linc. He chose the latter and I think it was the right call, even if Messi was scratched.

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Today’s winner Steven Hoying, from tOSU. I wonder if there’s any relation to former Buckeye, and Eagles and Raiders QB Bobby Hoying.

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The GOP has such a deep bench of people who couldn’t ever get a job doing anything if they weren’t politicians.

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That was you in the bucket hat?

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Terrible dad joke: whenever I get or cook something from a certain Southeast Asian cuisine, I always say that I’m about to “Thai one on”

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Like the former Ravens assistant coach, having the last name of Martindale immediately confers the nickname “Wink”, right?

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It's so crazy the Rockets have their lotto pick. I'm going to be mad if they trade it back for KD or Booker unless the rest is just filler. Would be stupid to trade any integral piece of a very young team that finished #2 in the West.

I’ve been watching with side-eye the Sixers shut down their ...

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