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Sabo wrote: ↑
Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:04 am
Starting to think this thread might be as divisive as the Great Condiment Wars of 2009.

I feel like Lard-Ass right as Barf-a-Rama hit full-blast.

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The single best part of grilling steak is slicing off a small morsel of beef when it's still raw and popping it in my maw like carpaccio.

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Frank's Original is my go-to for most dishes (eggs, meatloaf, stew, bloody marys), but for Mexican foods specifically, I go with Cholula.

Hot Sauce Take

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The very last word in today's "Why Your Team Sucks" about the Broncos made laugh loud enough that co-workers peeked their head in my office.

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That's too bad. When I was reading it, it had so many twists and turns and things that could be mined for humor I thought to myself "man, the Coen Brothers could absolutely knock this out of the park."

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Let's just hope Ryan was standing to his left if he did.

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Nominate Devin Nunes for the Nobel Peace Prize, D.

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WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE???!!!

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The version about Arsenal was pretty good and close to the book. The one about the Red Sox... not so much.

Grain of salt and all.

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meanwhile this is good news https://twitter.com/adamcbest/status/1022149735015178240 Are we sure that's good news? There's a lot of dumb, racist, twentysomething motherfuckers around. Wouldn't they make up a sizable enough group of those? Or are we assuming the dumb, racist, twentysomething motherf...

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I thought Brando was the worst part of Apocalypse Now, but I also think method acting is mostly* a bunch of hogwash, so grain of salt.

* Obviously exceptions to every rule exist, e.g. Ledger’s Joker.

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Specifically I think Harry Potter 3 and 4 are the highlights of both the books and the movies.

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If you want to go back a bit, The Grapes of Wrath, especially since I read it after high school so I didn't need to rush through it. And I think they change the ending there.

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"Yeah, well Puzo spent seventy-five pages on Sonny Corleone's immense dick. Movies have to make changes!"

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What's the issue about telling the guy yourself? Like, "Hey buddy, if you like tentacle hentai then you do you, but me and my lovely dining partner are trying to eat. Put your headphones on." Because you don't want to risk a conflict ruining your nice dinner. Ask the restaurant to take care of it, ...

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What's the issue about telling the guy yourself? Like, "Hey buddy, if you like tentacle hentai then you do you, but me and my lovely dining partner are trying to eat. Put your headphones on."

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Come to think of it, didn't I have a brawl with Delaware last season? Or was that on that planet civilization game? Either way, PAYBACK CITY!

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I doubt Jhonny is getting to hit, so if I’m facing Rams Fanny, a heater will be going at his 6th rib pair. Because I met him a couple months back with Brian in Vegas, and both of them seem like good guys.

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Oh, we were in agreement that partly because of his tragic circumstances, Halladay is going in first ballot. Again, objectivity on me and my buddy's part.

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I had this discussion with a buddy over the weekend about current guys going to Cooperstown. CC's a HoFer, right? Maybe not on the first try, but he held the Heavyweight Championship Belt for best pitcher on earth from in 2007 (or maybe through 2009 depending on where you see Timmay), and anyone ove...

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“Always get the money up front. Don’t they teach you anything in hooker school?”

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Why don't Flake, Corker and McCain just cross over to the Democrats and effective end Trump's presidency? Is crossing the floor allowed in the US Senate? There's nothing technically stopping them from switching parties or dropping party affiliation. They wouldn't be able to tap into the GOP war che...

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Rams Fanny wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:47 pm
I think Ryan and other Republicans will use this to "make a break for it" and try to turn public opinion against Trump. This will of course only lead to a full-scale invasion of Venezuela.

Or Ukraine.

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No discussion yet today about Trump sucking Putin's dick behind closed doors in Helsinki?

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For the record, "cunt" is still okay when you are using it describe a man, right? Like "man, look at this cunt president sucking Putin's dick right now."

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HaulCitgo wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:42 am
Salt with pretty much anything works. Watermelon. Cantaloupe. Coke.

Hells and yes. I did just this past weekend. Sliced it up into half-moon discs, medium-salted both sides, slapped them on the grill, and sprinkled some more when they were done.

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I'm assuming everyone knows and does the hack of sprinkling a little kosher salt on anything chocolate like cupcakes, ice cream, milkshakes, and the like, right?

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I was pretty excited for the Snickers with chili powder, as I was a big fan of the M&Ms test product of chili M&Ms. The Snickers barely had any different taste, and I would've been hard pressed to identify it against a regular Snickers if it wasn't for the slight late spicy finish. Very disappointing.

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England gonna England.

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degenerasian wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:22 am
Imagine a world where England and the Maple Leafs win championships.

The NFL version of the Leafs/Three Lions just won the title. Anything can happen.

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That was impressive.

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I get these guys are adults and they can take the little bit of embarrassment, but I think the definition of an Own-Goal is pretty loose. Take this score off the corner kick by Belgium. Kompany went high and headed it, and on the way towards the net, it got deflected off Fernadinho's upper arm/shoul...

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Neymar is trying to play hero-ball.

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I feel for you Pru. Every day I towards work I pass this:

Fucking Domino Theory.

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I watch enough soccer to appreciate (if not enjoy) defensive play, but seriously. Fuck Uruguay.

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Throwing this out of left field, but Christopher Cross?

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With the exception of my neighbor who is the salt of the earth, I’ve never met a “Todd” who isn’t an asshole.

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Sorry for being the millionth guy to say this, but it’s uncanny how many national teams play like stereotypes of their country. Russia conceding territory and playing defense in Moscow has been their M.O. since, what, the 16th Century?

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I’m not going to spoil it for anyone out west, so allow me to give you a

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See, this is when I come out of the closet and admit that I like Stephen A.

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