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by L-Jam3
Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
Replies: 94
Views: 828

Re: Culinary Hot Takes

Sabo wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:04 am
Starting to think this thread might be as divisive as the Great Condiment Wars of 2009.
I feel like Lard-Ass right as Barf-a-Rama hit full-blast.
by L-Jam3
Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Culinary Hot Takes
Replies: 94
Views: 828

Re: Culinary Hot Takes

The single best part of grilling steak is slicing off a small morsel of beef when it's still raw and popping it in my maw like carpaccio.
by L-Jam3
Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 4589
Views: 150158

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Frank's Original is my go-to for most dishes (eggs, meatloaf, stew, bloody marys), but for Mexican foods specifically, I go with Cholula.

Hot Sauce Take
by L-Jam3
Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:41 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2018 NFL Season
Replies: 480
Views: 8300

Re: 2018 NFL Season

The very last word in today's "Why Your Team Sucks" about the Broncos made laugh loud enough that co-workers peeked their head in my office.
by L-Jam3
Thu Aug 02, 2018 1:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The True Story Behind the Rigged McDonald's Monopoly Game
Replies: 21
Views: 311

Re: The True Story Behind the Rigged McDonald's Monopoly Game

That's too bad. When I was reading it, it had so many twists and turns and things that could be mined for humor I thought to myself "man, the Coen Brothers could absolutely knock this out of the park."
by L-Jam3
Wed Aug 01, 2018 1:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: A New Brushes with thread
Replies: 462
Views: 25095

Re: A New Brushes with thread

Let's just hope Ryan was standing to his left if he did.
by L-Jam3
Wed Aug 01, 2018 12:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3058
Views: 50698

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

Nominate Devin Nunes for the Nobel Peace Prize, D.
by L-Jam3
Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Racism
Replies: 613
Views: 30886

Re: Racism

by L-Jam3
Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:44 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Movies
Replies: 2001
Views: 97185

Re: Movies

The version about Arsenal was pretty good and close to the book. The one about the Red Sox... not so much.


Grain of salt and all.
by L-Jam3
Wed Jul 25, 2018 2:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3058
Views: 50698

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

meanwhile this is good news https://twitter.com/adamcbest/status/1022149735015178240 Are we sure that's good news? There's a lot of dumb, racist, twentysomething motherfuckers around. Wouldn't they make up a sizable enough group of those? Or are we assuming the dumb, racist, twentysomething motherf...
by L-Jam3
Wed Jul 25, 2018 12:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Movies
Replies: 2001
Views: 97185

Re: Movies

I thought Brando was the worst part of Apocalypse Now, but I also think method acting is mostly* a bunch of hogwash, so grain of salt.


* Obviously exceptions to every rule exist, e.g. Ledger’s Joker.
by L-Jam3
Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:49 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Movies
Replies: 2001
Views: 97185

Re: Movies

Specifically I think Harry Potter 3 and 4 are the highlights of both the books and the movies.
by L-Jam3
Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:48 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Movies
Replies: 2001
Views: 97185

Re: Movies

If you want to go back a bit, The Grapes of Wrath, especially since I read it after high school so I didn't need to rush through it. And I think they change the ending there.
by L-Jam3
Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:36 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Movies
Replies: 2001
Views: 97185

Re: Movies

"Yeah, well Puzo spent seventy-five pages on Sonny Corleone's immense dick. Movies have to make changes!"
by L-Jam3
Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:35 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 4589
Views: 150158

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

What's the issue about telling the guy yourself? Like, "Hey buddy, if you like tentacle hentai then you do you, but me and my lovely dining partner are trying to eat. Put your headphones on." Because you don't want to risk a conflict ruining your nice dinner. Ask the restaurant to take care of it, ...
by L-Jam3
Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:19 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 4589
Views: 150158

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

What's the issue about telling the guy yourself? Like, "Hey buddy, if you like tentacle hentai then you do you, but me and my lovely dining partner are trying to eat. Put your headphones on."
by L-Jam3
Tue Jul 24, 2018 9:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 19 UPDATE
Replies: 471
Views: 7585

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 16 UPDATE - FROGS vs. OATS! (see notes)

Come to think of it, didn't I have a brawl with Delaware last season? Or was that on that planet civilization game? Either way, PAYBACK CITY!
by L-Jam3
Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 19 UPDATE
Replies: 471
Views: 7585

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 16 UPDATE - FROGS vs. OATS! (see notes)

I doubt Jhonny is getting to hit, so if I’m facing Rams Fanny, a heater will be going at his 6th rib pair. Because I met him a couple months back with Brian in Vegas, and both of them seem like good guys.
by L-Jam3
Wed Jul 18, 2018 9:18 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2018 MLB Week 1
Replies: 543
Views: 7573

Re: 2018 MLB Week 1

Oh, we were in agreement that partly because of his tragic circumstances, Halladay is going in first ballot. Again, objectivity on me and my buddy's part.
by L-Jam3
Wed Jul 18, 2018 9:12 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2018 MLB Week 1
Replies: 543
Views: 7573

Re: 2018 MLB Week 1

I had this discussion with a buddy over the weekend about current guys going to Cooperstown. CC's a HoFer, right? Maybe not on the first try, but he held the Heavyweight Championship Belt for best pitcher on earth from in 2007 (or maybe through 2009 depending on where you see Timmay), and anyone ove...
by L-Jam3
Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Movies
Replies: 2001
Views: 97185

Re: Movies

“Always get the money up front. Don’t they teach you anything in hooker school?”
by L-Jam3
Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3058
Views: 50698

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

Why don't Flake, Corker and McCain just cross over to the Democrats and effective end Trump's presidency? Is crossing the floor allowed in the US Senate? There's nothing technically stopping them from switching parties or dropping party affiliation. They wouldn't be able to tap into the GOP war che...
by L-Jam3
Mon Jul 16, 2018 1:01 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3058
Views: 50698

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

Rams Fanny wrote:
Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:47 pm
I think Ryan and other Republicans will use this to "make a break for it" and try to turn public opinion against Trump. This will of course only lead to a full-scale invasion of Venezuela.
Or Ukraine.
by L-Jam3
Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:43 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3058
Views: 50698

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

No discussion yet today about Trump sucking Putin's dick behind closed doors in Helsinki?
by L-Jam3
Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:08 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 2894
Views: 83007

Re: Random Politics

For the record, "cunt" is still okay when you are using it describe a man, right? Like "man, look at this cunt president sucking Putin's dick right now."
by L-Jam3
Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Can't always eat right - Official junk food thread
Replies: 108
Views: 3164

Re: Can't always eat right - Official junk food thread

HaulCitgo wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:42 am
Salt with pretty much anything works. Watermelon. Cantaloupe. Coke.
Hells and yes. I did just this past weekend. Sliced it up into half-moon discs, medium-salted both sides, slapped them on the grill, and sprinkled some more when they were done.
by L-Jam3
Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:20 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Can't always eat right - Official junk food thread
Replies: 108
Views: 3164

Re: Can't always eat right - Official junk food thread

I'm assuming everyone knows and does the hack of sprinkling a little kosher salt on anything chocolate like cupcakes, ice cream, milkshakes, and the like, right?
by L-Jam3
Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:55 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Can't always eat right - Official junk food thread
Replies: 108
Views: 3164

Re: Can't always eat right - Official junk food thread

I was pretty excited for the Snickers with chili powder, as I was a big fan of the M&Ms test product of chili M&Ms. The Snickers barely had any different taste, and I would've been hard pressed to identify it against a regular Snickers if it wasn't for the slight late spicy finish. Very disappointing.
by L-Jam3
Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds
Replies: 391
Views: 2866

Re: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds

England gonna England.
by L-Jam3
Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds
Replies: 391
Views: 2866

Re: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds

degenerasian wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:22 am
Imagine a world where England and the Maple Leafs win championships.
The NFL version of the Leafs/Three Lions just won the title. Anything can happen.
by L-Jam3
Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds
Replies: 391
Views: 2866

Re: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds

That was impressive.
by L-Jam3
Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds
Replies: 391
Views: 2866

Re: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds

I get these guys are adults and they can take the little bit of embarrassment, but I think the definition of an Own-Goal is pretty loose. Take this score off the corner kick by Belgium. Kompany went high and headed it, and on the way towards the net, it got deflected off Fernadinho's upper arm/shoul...
by L-Jam3
Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds
Replies: 391
Views: 2866

Re: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds

Neymar is trying to play hero-ball.
by L-Jam3
Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3058
Views: 50698

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

I feel for you Pru. Every day I towards work I pass this:

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Fucking Domino Theory.
by L-Jam3
Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds
Replies: 391
Views: 2866

Re: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds

I watch enough soccer to appreciate (if not enjoy) defensive play, but seriously. Fuck Uruguay.
by L-Jam3
Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:45 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Gunpowder's Gold Star Trivia
Replies: 1359
Views: 34833

Re: Gunpowder's Gold Star Trivia

Throwing this out of left field, but Christopher Cross?
by L-Jam3
Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:27 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Changing user name?
Replies: 40
Views: 418

Re: Changing user name?

With the exception of my neighbor who is the salt of the earth, I’ve never met a “Todd” who isn’t an asshole.
by L-Jam3
Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:35 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds
Replies: 391
Views: 2866

Re: World Cup 2018 Knock Out Rounds

Sorry for being the millionth guy to say this, but it’s uncanny how many national teams play like stereotypes of their country. Russia conceding territory and playing defense in Moscow has been their M.O. since, what, the 16th Century?
by L-Jam3
Thu Jun 28, 2018 6:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge June 2018 and Pruitt
Replies: 54
Views: 697

Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge June 2018 and Pruitt

I’m not going to spoil it for anyone out west, so allow me to give you a

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by L-Jam3
Thu Jun 28, 2018 12:14 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 4589
Views: 150158

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

See, this is when I come out of the closet and admit that I like Stephen A.