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I've mentioned before my history of being bullied in my youth. And if there's one thing I've learned, is that the majority of bullies are pussies too. If a person just stands up to them, or even better, punch them back, the majority of them will back down. And TFG is exactly the type of pussy-ass bu...

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Are we underestimating Biden just a little bit? He's a lot emotionally tougher than we've been giving him credit, and this guy has decades of experience in front of the mike. He's also going up against a guy who is clearly in mental decline. I can very easily see Biden chuckling at him, needling him...

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I like that Biden is challenging him to debate(s), but it’d be even more fun if he professional called him a pussy, and point out that he never showed his tax returns like he said he would, so he doesn’t expect him to show up because, again, he’s a pussy.

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For the record, I don't eat ass.

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If you think Fanatics is a pretty scuzzy company before, wait until you read the article in the Athletic or listen to today's ESPN daily podcast about their deal with Perfect Game, a youth baseball exposure tournament.

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Ryan wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 7:31 amMotherbitch

Talking to the Mrs. who’s down in Turks for friends’ 50th birthday trip.

Me: Today’s is something I want to do to your ass.

Her: Eat.

Me: Nooooo. It’s got to be five letters.

Her: …. Okay. Munch.

Mr: …well, you got two letters in the right spot.

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Those people who come over their friends' houses and give them shit that they put their dog food in the fridge? They need to mind their own damn business.

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Some things need to stay between a husband and wife, my friend.

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It just turned into an obsession. The idea that I wasn't quitting until it was done kicked in.

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The Mrs. is taking a trip to Turks and Caicos for 5 days for a 50th birthday trip. Last night she gave me a huge clump her necklaces and earrings that were jumbled together around 9:30 and asked if I could work to separate them. I was up until 3, and I got about 20 out, with the last four completely...

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The fact that Spurs is sitting in 5th right now but close enough to 4th that they can still mathematically catch Aston Villa is welcome. They won’t lay down just to bone their rivals.

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Your move, City.

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Secure Australia, then stockpile there. Just wait for the other players to weaken each other, then roll through as a juggernaut for the win.

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Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2024 1:16 pm The other wrinkle that even the oldest on here might not remember or know is the Flintstones was very clearly "an homage" to The Honeymooners.

I doubt that's super helpful, but just giving you some more background.

Thou shalt not send thy wife to the moon?

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Going from AB’s analysis, maybe Snagglepuss?

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The crack off his bombs sounds totally unique. I feel like I can tell it’s him with my eyes closed. The one sound similar to his is early 2000s Bonds. And I think it’s high power and connecting on exactly the sweet spot, which was how Bonds hit them at his Superman-level peak.

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It does need to be mentioned that KAT rather willingly deferred the Alpha-status in the room, which is not easy for a fellow #1 overall.

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I would guess Harper's 3.7 last year would probably be highest, which Ohtani should blow past by the ASG or slightly thereafter.

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A_B wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 10:02 am
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 9:50 am Surprised there isn't a coal baron in WV at $1B.
The two that were there had judgements against them that put them below the threshold.

What? Rich white guys in America being held responsible? What's happening to my country?!

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Did anyone bring up that his supermodel, higher earning wife divorced him and took his kids because he wanted to play on a 8-9 also-ran instead of being with her and their kids? Because if not, that wasn't a roast.

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Surprised there isn't a coal baron in WV at $1B.

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Was in the first two movies that made $1 billion worldwide gross.

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That was one hell of a finish. Maybe 6 inches separating Win and Show.

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I know someone makes this joke every year, but a great running prank would be if they switched up Randys Moss, just to confuse the hell out of two different groups of sports fans.

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 3:40 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 3:35 pm Rolling with dornach as my anchor horse.
Just saw that Jason Werth is a part-owner of that horse.

It looks like he traded in his beard for Kato Kaelin’s haircut.

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I vaguely remember learning somewhere that Jefferson didn’t regularly bathe. Unless I’m conflating him with Michelangelo.

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They’re tortoises, Johnnie. /pedantic

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I view this as God calling a good man home. My father, the rock and North Star of my family, passed away last night. It was an amazing run of 85 years, and I'm blessed that I've had him as my dad for over 49 years. We had to make an excruciating decision to stop life-support, but I'm comforted that ...

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Detroit shatters NFL Draft attendance record and it’s hard to envision what city would be able to break it. It more than doubled Kansas City last year. ETA: It was kind of a perfect storm with the Lions being relevant and around 10 other teams’ fans being within a 7-hour drive but damn that was a s...

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Jeremiah Trotter, Jr.!

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There’s going to be a Kent State/Jackson State tragedy again soon, and the shitbags is going to somehow blame wokeism for it.

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I’m a little tied up until Wednesday. If anyone has a chance, can you email Senator Tom Cotton and tell him to go fuck himself? I will when I get back.

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that you know that, considering the Republican-led White House’s inaction caused an extra 200K dead Americans during Covid. These people deny that. They believe that Covid was just a bad flu, and they are also against vaccines. It’s hard to argue with people who believe bullshit is fact, and facts ...

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The easiest question to put those on the right on their heels is to ask them, in the year and a half that they’ve held Congress, what did they accomplish other than defections from the party and repeatedly getting their own Speakers fired? And if they reply something along the lines of that they don...

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I guess there’s some irony there, but that entire organization is comprised of people dumber than a pile of rocks.

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I still have no idea why they took the Whalers instead of Houston when they absorbed the WHA.

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In Rodgers’ defense, doesn’t every top of the top athlete have a massive ego? It seems like it’s necessary to have to get to the highest level. Even dudes like Gretzky probably thought all his teammates were trash at times; he just had the self-awareness to keep it to himself.

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As an addendum to my prior post, one other thing that the Big Four had was there were legit laugh out loud moments. Good drama has comic relief, and those four brought it in spades. The Pine Barrens. Layne Price beating up Pete Campbell with the Marquis of Queensberry stance. Taking notes on a crimi...

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I just finished Season 2 of The Wire last night. At this point you can put me in Team Wire for that argument between The Sopranos and The Wire. I think it just has a more compelling storyline than Sopranos, which didn't seem to have as much of a constant through line. I'd still rate Breaking Bad an...

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:57 pm Yeah, Holtzman was a great pitcher for the Oakland A's in those three World Series wins. Hit a home run in one Series, too.

Last pitcher to hit a home run in a World Series game until Joe Blanton in 2008. #makingitallaboutmyselfandmyownfandomlikesimmonswould

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