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- Wed May 15, 2024 5:42 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Checkmate, Bitches! The Chess and other Board Games Thread
- Replies: 491
- Views: 62732
Re: Checkmate, Bitches! The Chess and other Board Games Thread
Now that’s funny. I didn’t even realize I wrote “Mr” instead of “Me”.
- Wed May 15, 2024 1:53 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Presidential Election 2024
- Replies: 565
- Views: 16857
Re: Presidential Election 2024
I've mentioned before my history of being bullied in my youth. And if there's one thing I've learned, is that the majority of bullies are pussies too. If a person just stands up to them, or even better, punch them back, the majority of them will back down. And TFG is exactly the type of pussy-ass bu...
- Wed May 15, 2024 1:47 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Presidential Election 2024
- Replies: 565
- Views: 16857
Re: Presidential Election 2024
Are we underestimating Biden just a little bit? He's a lot emotionally tougher than we've been giving him credit, and this guy has decades of experience in front of the mike. He's also going up against a guy who is clearly in mental decline. I can very easily see Biden chuckling at him, needling him...
- Wed May 15, 2024 10:10 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Presidential Election 2024
- Replies: 565
- Views: 16857
Re: Presidential Election 2024
I like that Biden is challenging him to debate(s), but it’d be even more fun if he professional called him a pussy, and point out that he never showed his tax returns like he said he would, so he doesn’t expect him to show up because, again, he’s a pussy.
- Wed May 15, 2024 8:12 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Checkmate, Bitches! The Chess and other Board Games Thread
- Replies: 491
- Views: 62732
Re: Checkmate, Bitches! The Chess and other Board Games Thread
For the record, I don't eat ass.
- Wed May 15, 2024 8:12 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Uniforms, Logos, and Such
- Replies: 1304
- Views: 101024
Re: Uniforms, Logos, and Such
If you think Fanatics is a pretty scuzzy company before, wait until you read the article in the Athletic or listen to today's ESPN daily podcast about their deal with Perfect Game, a youth baseball exposure tournament.
- Wed May 15, 2024 7:50 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Checkmate, Bitches! The Chess and other Board Games Thread
- Replies: 491
- Views: 62732
- Tue May 14, 2024 1:35 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Commercials
- Replies: 937
- Views: 68912
Re: Commercials
Those people who come over their friends' houses and give them shit that they put their dog food in the fridge? They need to mind their own damn business.
- Mon May 13, 2024 11:11 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 8994
- Views: 451487
Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Some things need to stay between a husband and wife, my friend.
- Mon May 13, 2024 9:58 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 8994
- Views: 451487
Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
It just turned into an obsession. The idea that I wasn't quitting until it was done kicked in.
- Mon May 13, 2024 9:42 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 8994
- Views: 451487
Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
The Mrs. is taking a trip to Turks and Caicos for 5 days for a 50th birthday trip. Last night she gave me a huge clump her necklaces and earrings that were jumbled together around 9:30 and asked if I could work to separate them. I was up until 3, and I got about 20 out, with the last four completely...
- Sun May 12, 2024 1:08 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: EPL 2023-24
- Replies: 430
- Views: 17650
Re: EPL 2023-24
The fact that Spurs is sitting in 5th right now but close enough to 4th that they can still mathematically catch Aston Villa is welcome. They won’t lay down just to bone their rivals.
- Sun May 12, 2024 12:26 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: EPL 2023-24
- Replies: 430
- Views: 17650
Re: EPL 2023-24
Your move, City.
Re: Siam?
Secure Australia, then stockpile there. Just wait for the other players to weaken each other, then roll through as a juggernaut for the win.
- Thu May 09, 2024 2:59 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two
- Replies: 925
- Views: 73372
Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two
Thou shalt not send thy wife to the moon?Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2024 1:16 pm The other wrinkle that even the oldest on here might not remember or know is the Flintstones was very clearly "an homage" to The Honeymooners.
I doubt that's super helpful, but just giving you some more background.
- Thu May 09, 2024 12:37 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two
- Replies: 925
- Views: 73372
Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two
Going from AB’s analysis, maybe Snagglepuss?
Re: MLB 2024
The crack off his bombs sounds totally unique. I feel like I can tell it’s him with my eyes closed. The one sound similar to his is early 2000s Bonds. And I think it’s high power and connecting on exactly the sweet spot, which was how Bonds hit them at his Superman-level peak.
- Tue May 07, 2024 8:55 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24
- Replies: 366
- Views: 15338
Re: NBA Regular Season 2023-24 f./ NBA In-Season Tournament 2023-24
It does need to be mentioned that KAT rather willingly deferred the Alpha-status in the room, which is not easy for a fellow #1 overall.
Re: MLB 2024
I would guess Harper's 3.7 last year would probably be highest, which Ohtani should blow past by the ASG or slightly thereafter.
- Mon May 06, 2024 12:41 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Wlu_lax6's Glod Star Trivai
- Replies: 115
- Views: 8562
Re: Wlu_lax6's Glod Star Trivai
What? Rich white guys in America being held responsible? What's happening to my country?!
- Mon May 06, 2024 10:47 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
- Replies: 1313
- Views: 196610
Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Did anyone bring up that his supermodel, higher earning wife divorced him and took his kids because he wanted to play on a 8-9 also-ran instead of being with her and their kids? Because if not, that wasn't a roast.
- Mon May 06, 2024 9:50 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Wlu_lax6's Glod Star Trivai
- Replies: 115
- Views: 8562
Re: Wlu_lax6's Glod Star Trivai
Surprised there isn't a coal baron in WV at $1B.
- Sun May 05, 2024 12:44 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
- Replies: 3903
- Views: 243651
Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Was in the first two movies that made $1 billion worldwide gross.
- Sat May 04, 2024 6:10 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: What kind of bread does a horse eat? Thoroughbread! (2024 Triple Crown)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 142
Re: What kind of bread does a horse eat? Thoroughbread! (2024 Triple Crown)
That was one hell of a finish. Maybe 6 inches separating Win and Show.
- Sat May 04, 2024 5:49 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: What kind of bread does a horse eat? Thoroughbread! (2024 Triple Crown)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 142
Re: What kind of bread does a horse eat? Thoroughbread! (2024 Triple Crown)
I know someone makes this joke every year, but a great running prank would be if they switched up Randys Moss, just to confuse the hell out of two different groups of sports fans.
- Sat May 04, 2024 5:23 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: What kind of bread does a horse eat? Thoroughbread! (2024 Triple Crown)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 142
- Sat May 04, 2024 3:21 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
- Replies: 2060
- Views: 61255
Re: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
I vaguely remember learning somewhere that Jefferson didn’t regularly bathe. Unless I’m conflating him with Michelangelo.
- Fri May 03, 2024 10:39 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Sydney Sweeney
- Replies: 16
- Views: 711
Re: Sydney Sweeney
They’re tortoises, Johnnie. /pedantic
- Wed May 01, 2024 2:53 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: I love you, Dad
- Replies: 25
- Views: 209
I love you, Dad
I view this as God calling a good man home. My father, the rock and North Star of my family, passed away last night. It was an amazing run of 85 years, and I'm blessed that I've had him as my dad for over 49 years. We had to make an excruciating decision to stop life-support, but I'm comforted that ...
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 8:24 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL 2024 Offseason
- Replies: 343
- Views: 23031
Re: NFL 2024 Offseason
Detroit shatters NFL Draft attendance record and it’s hard to envision what city would be able to break it. It more than doubled Kansas City last year. ETA: It was kind of a perfect storm with the Lions being relevant and around 10 other teams’ fans being within a 7-hour drive but damn that was a s...
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 2:00 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2024 NFL MOCK DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA
- Replies: 143
- Views: 4611
Re: 2024 NFL MOCK DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA
Jeremiah Trotter, Jr.!
- Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:23 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ball of Confusion
- Replies: 603
- Views: 44104
Re: Ball of Confusion
There’s going to be a Kent State/Jackson State tragedy again soon, and the shitbags is going to somehow blame wokeism for it.
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:10 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Politics
- Replies: 9354
- Views: 506350
Re: Random Politics
I’m a little tied up until Wednesday. If anyone has a chance, can you email Senator Tom Cotton and tell him to go fuck himself? I will when I get back.
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 5:39 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Politics
- Replies: 9354
- Views: 506350
Re: Random Politics
that you know that, considering the Republican-led White House’s inaction caused an extra 200K dead Americans during Covid. These people deny that. They believe that Covid was just a bad flu, and they are also against vaccines. It’s hard to argue with people who believe bullshit is fact, and facts ...
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 5:23 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Politics
- Replies: 9354
- Views: 506350
Re: Random Politics
The easiest question to put those on the right on their heels is to ask them, in the year and a half that they’ve held Congress, what did they accomplish other than defections from the party and repeatedly getting their own Speakers fired? And if they reply something along the lines of that they don...
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:57 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
- Replies: 453
- Views: 42460
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
I guess there’s some irony there, but that entire organization is comprised of people dumber than a pile of rocks.
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 4:43 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2023-2024 NHL Season
- Replies: 719
- Views: 36794
Re: 2023-2024 NHL Season
I still have no idea why they took the Whalers instead of Houston when they absorbed the WHA.
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:20 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL 2024 Offseason
- Replies: 343
- Views: 23031
Re: NFL 2024 Offseason
In Rodgers’ defense, doesn’t every top of the top athlete have a massive ego? It seems like it’s necessary to have to get to the highest level. Even dudes like Gretzky probably thought all his teammates were trash at times; he just had the self-awareness to keep it to himself.
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:58 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6288
- Views: 379068
Re: Television (no longer temporary)
As an addendum to my prior post, one other thing that the Big Four had was there were legit laugh out loud moments. Good drama has comic relief, and those four brought it in spades. The Pine Barrens. Layne Price beating up Pete Campbell with the Marquis of Queensberry stance. Taking notes on a crimi...
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:47 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6288
- Views: 379068
Re: Television (no longer temporary)
I just finished Season 2 of The Wire last night. At this point you can put me in Team Wire for that argument between The Sopranos and The Wire. I think it just has a more compelling storyline than Sopranos, which didn't seem to have as much of a constant through line. I'd still rate Breaking Bad an...