I remember one of Tom Hanks' earlier ones (3rd? Maybe 4th?) he came out and acted as if he banged his knee, passed out, and saw Abraham Linoln.
Hanks: Does this mean I'm dead?
Lincoln: No Tom. It means you're an incredible pussy.
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- Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:44 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
- Replies: 146
- Views: 5970
- Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:40 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
- Replies: 146
- Views: 5970
Re: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
Q5 was spread out a lot more than I thought it would be. Paul Simon was a hell of an answer. Never would have thought of that. I thought Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin were the co-Jordans there. I remember him being the 5 timers club in one of the episodes they did when someone new joined. Though Ma...
- Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:06 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Fantasy Football 2014/2015
- Replies: 122
- Views: 5286
Re: Swamp Fantasy Football 2014/2015
Gianni Schichi is me. It's my alternate email for... those types of sites.
I didn't get a chance to see it, so can you just delete that? I saw the invite from TennBen on my regular email. I don't have access to fantasy sites at work, so I can't log in until I get home tonight.
I didn't get a chance to see it, so can you just delete that? I saw the invite from TennBen on my regular email. I don't have access to fantasy sites at work, so I can't log in until I get home tonight.
- Sat Aug 30, 2014 9:40 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Fantasy Football 2014/2015
- Replies: 122
- Views: 5286
Re: Swamp Fantasy Football 2014/2015
HDO can take the last spot in the Premiership, but I'll fill in if he can't. If no in the premiership, is there a spot open in Unknown? When is that draft?
- Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:50 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Preseason Football Thread 2014 (Because we can!)
- Replies: 139
- Views: 5566
Re: NFL Preseason Football Thread 2014 (Because we can!)
J-Lo, between this board and your facebook posts, I can't tell if this is performance art, or if you're really that lacking in self-awareness. I'm pretty sure it's the former, but I wouldn't be my mortgage payment on it.
- Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:37 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Fantasy Football 2014/2015
- Replies: 122
- Views: 5286
Re: Swamp Fantasy Football 2014/2015
Okay, screw it. I'll take the premiership. I've been in the swamp leagues since 05. First time in the Premiership, baby!
- Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:12 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Fantasy Football 2014/2015
- Replies: 122
- Views: 5286
Re: Swamp Fantasy Football 2014/2015
I don't think I was in the Unknown last year. Can someone email me the 'tails?
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Ell Jay Aye Emm Three at Yahoo dot Com
- Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:53 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two
- Replies: 902
- Views: 69876
Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two
If that hurricane hit Detroit, you wouldn't hear a thing about it from Steve Yzerman.
- Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:00 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Fantasy Football 2014/2015
- Replies: 122
- Views: 5286
Re: Swamp Fantasy Football 2014/2015
Yes. I was looking for word on the Unknown league. Maybe I can be promoted one of these decades.
- Mon Aug 25, 2014 8:00 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2014
- Replies: 165
- Views: 7599
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014
Turdness, are you naming the author of the question when you list them?
- Mon Aug 25, 2014 7:57 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two
- Replies: 902
- Views: 69876
Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two
I collected comics pretty intensely in high school, but I didn't know this until literally a week ago: You remember the Weapon X program that Wolverine, Sabretooth, Deadpool, and Lady Deathstrike, among others, were a part of? It's not pronounced "Weapon Ecks". It's pronounced "Weapon...
- Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:23 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Hypothetical Worst Mixtape Ever ...
- Replies: 234
- Views: 8639
Re: Hypothetical Worst Mixtape Ever ...
Going a little more old-school, I love me some Sinatra, but "Theme from New York, New York" (albeit a cover) is loved by exactly zero Sinatra fans.
- Tue Aug 12, 2014 8:06 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Robin Williams
- Replies: 48
- Views: 2100
Re: Robin Williams
I'm going to post here later today about my thoughts with his depression, and how mine has had effects on my own life. I'll write it up on Word first.
- Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:32 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Robin Williams
- Replies: 48
- Views: 2100
Re: Robin Williams
If you've never seen The World According To Garp, you really should update your queue.
- Mon Aug 04, 2014 8:01 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: So, I have this new Bulletin Board, and....
- Replies: 5
- Views: 491
Re: So, I have this new Bulletin Board, and....
Are there scores on the front page?
- Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:48 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: MLB 2014 - JULY
- Replies: 411
- Views: 13252
Re: MLB 2014 - JULY
As did I.Rex wrote:Cliff Lee leaves the game with an injury. I imagine a couple of GMs just ordered a stiff drink.
- Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:30 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 231793
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
What if they were conscripts? Did the Confederacy have a draft?
- Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:24 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Social Awkwardness
- Replies: 5
- Views: 262
Re: Social Awkwardness
Do I have to revive the Etiquette thread?
I always learned that with women it's better to follow her lead. For the very first time, don't extend a hand to shake unless she does. If it's a hug/kiss, follow her lead again.
I always learned that with women it's better to follow her lead. For the very first time, don't extend a hand to shake unless she does. If it's a hug/kiss, follow her lead again.
- Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:09 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Official Brain Tumor thread
- Replies: 177
- Views: 8659
Re: Official Brain Tumor thread
I'm really sorry to hear that, but at least it sounds treatable. And "I survived a fucking brain tumor" sounds like it can impress chicks, so... silver lining?
- Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:00 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swampers at the Ballpark
- Replies: 262
- Views: 12124
Re: Swampers at the Ballpark
For any of the Baltimore guys, I'll be at Camden Yards this Saturday 7/12.
- Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:01 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 231793
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Those tree-huggers committed criminal assault, btw, and very likely a host of traffic violations.
- Thu Jun 26, 2014 8:07 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: A Good Day For The Bill of Rights
- Replies: 73
- Views: 3847
Re: A Good Day For The Bill of Rights
Steve, I read the opinion, and I thought of it like this: Cops make an arrest of a suspect and while making a search incident to an arrest, they find a sealed envelope addressed to the suspect. Absent an exigent circumstance, like if there's a worry that there are Anthrax spores inside, the cops can...
- Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:02 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2014
- Replies: 165
- Views: 7599
Re: 87 Days until NFL Swampcrash 2014, Maybe Sorta?!?
Definitely in. Doesn't matter, although I was Jacksonville, and I can't legitimately name more than 4 guys on the Jags anymore.
- Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:09 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: OFFICIAL Eat Right & Get Fit Challenge
- Replies: 1598
- Views: 112634
Re: OFFICIAL Eat Right & Get Fit Challenge
166.8. That's under the super middleweight limit. And I'm at my all-time best bench press. And I'll be 40 before the year is out. Very proud.
- Fri Jun 06, 2014 7:46 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: June 6, 1944
- Replies: 15
- Views: 882
June 6, 1944
You may have already saw this if you read my facebook post today, but this would have been the address then-General Eisenhower would have made if D-Day was not successful: Our landings in the Cherbourg-Havre area have failed to gain a satisfactory foothold and I have withdrawn the troops. My decisio...
- Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:23 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Best sports year of your life?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1607
Re: Best sports year of your life?
Pretty obvious for me. 2008. I'm in attendance when the Phillies win the World Series, and the Eagles win the DVOA Title.
Damn, that second one is sorry.
Damn, that second one is sorry.
Re: Tipping
Here's always been my rule of thumb when it comes to tipping, and I'm sure I've put it in prior incarnations: If it is a service, and the person involved can personalize said service, it is tipworthy. If you are requesting them to go out of their normal way, then it is tipworthy. If instead it simpl...
- Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:47 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Gabriel Garcia Marquez
- Replies: 5
- Views: 301
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Former Nobel Laureate.
Anyone read his stuff. M-Tel read 100 Years of Solitude. Figured the more literate ones here might have picked his stuff up. I never did...
Anyone read his stuff. M-Tel read 100 Years of Solitude. Figured the more literate ones here might have picked his stuff up. I never did...
- Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:20 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Friday Discussion: Personal Streaks You Are Proud Of
- Replies: 50
- Views: 1970
Re: Friday Discussion: Personal Streaks You Are Proud Of
Spit? Swallow? What are you guys talking about? I've been married for 10 years.
- Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:26 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Friday Discussion: Personal Streaks You Are Proud Of
- Replies: 50
- Views: 1970
Re: Friday Discussion: Personal Streaks You Are Proud Of
With the exeception of a couple of years when I fasted completely during Lenten Fridays, I have had cheese in one form or another every day since I graduated college in May of 1997.
- Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:42 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Bathroom Etiquette
- Replies: 266
- Views: 15258
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
What the hell? I come back to the Swamp, see the bathroom etiquette page, and there's no diagrams? This place has been slipping.
- Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:27 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
- Replies: 3889
- Views: 236134
Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
And the head of the CIA in Independence Day.
- Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:51 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: MLB Thread - July 2013
- Replies: 185
- Views: 9818
Re: MLB Thread - July 2013
Enjoying the crap out of this game, Doc. I'm starting both of them my one league.
- Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:46 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: MLB Thread - July 2013
- Replies: 185
- Views: 9818
Re: MLB Thread - July 2013
It's July, and an old, DL-laden Phillies team is going up against a first place Pirates squad.
I don't know about the rest if you, but I'm really looking forward to this MJ-Magic team-up in Barcelona next month.
I don't know about the rest if you, but I'm really looking forward to this MJ-Magic team-up in Barcelona next month.
- Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:48 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 231793
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Just saw a sign while driving that read:
"RIGHT TURN ON RED ONLY AFTER STOP"
Isn't that the rule anyway? Come to a dead stop, then turn right. At least that's what I thought.
"RIGHT TURN ON RED ONLY AFTER STOP"
Isn't that the rule anyway? Come to a dead stop, then turn right. At least that's what I thought.
- Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:19 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Championships - How Many You Got?
- Replies: 60
- Views: 3428
Re: Championships - How Many You Got?
Baseball: Can barely remember 80, so 2 (but if you were at a clincher, does that count double?) Basketball: I remember 83 well enough, but my first real Sixers memory was the Moses and the #1 overall trade. Hockey: I was likely conceived after the 74 Cup, and I was 6 months old for the 75... but tha...
- Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:52 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Nelson Mandela?
- Replies: 0
- Views: 930
- Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:11 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2013 US OPEN
- Replies: 54
- Views: 2435
Re: 2013 US OPEN
Hey, if anyone is going to watch it live, hit me up. I live only about a 5K away from the course.
- Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:18 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 231793
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
From the Good Newz, Bad Newz Department:
Last night I had to do a google search which read, verbatim:
"bleeding from penis after fellatio"
And to add insult to injury?
"Your grey hairs are migrating south."
Last night I had to do a google search which read, verbatim:
"bleeding from penis after fellatio"
And to add insult to injury?
"Your grey hairs are migrating south."
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:04 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)
- Replies: 190
- Views: 68268
Re: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)
Scottie, can you change ljam1.5 to L-Jam3, si'l vout plait? I'll log out now. Much obliged.