The Swamp

Hey guys, Hodor's here!

As for my son, we never really discussed it. We knew we weren't doing a ceremonial Bris. As a Jew, I have actually never been to one other than my own. I find the ritual barbaric and repulsive, and don't get the concept of inviting the whole extended family and friends to the house for the occasion...

He is highly virile. For now. Man I hope not. And don't worry about it Steve. Everyone knows it takes a dense wall of text (preferably purple) to really get your attention. Heh. Guilty as charged. I ask because to me, after having my son, violence against a small child is probably the most understa...

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Johnnie wrote:You 2 really need to be in a buddy comedy together.

Aren't comedies supposed to be funny?

Not anymore. When's the last time you watched one? Comedies are anything but funny these days.

Other than Harry Potter, LOTR and assorted kids movies, I haven't seen a movie in 12 years.

I have no doubts at all that most people do it out of social conformity. I'm just saying that if YHWH hadn't asked David to bring him a bag of dicks, the mushroom look would be the one that got made fun of in high school locker rooms. The one-eyed snake would be the norm. Abraham started circumcisi...

Johnnie wrote:You 2 really need to be in a buddy comedy together.

Aren't comedies supposed to be funny?

Apparently, the Ravens are in the running to sign Rolando McLain. If the deal is affordable, is there a downside? If he flakes out again, they can just release him. He was really poor for the Raiders and a cancer in the locker room, if the local media is to be believed, and is still getting in off-...

Ryan wrote:Why didn't somebody tell me there's an iOS version of Out of the Park? Goodbye time.

Better, worse or the same as WIS?

Apparently, the Ravens are in the running to sign Rolando McLain. If the deal is affordable, is there a downside? If he flakes out again, they can just release him.

AB_skin_test wrote:It's all fun and games til you figure out they have been breeding new varieties of hens.

Well done.

brian wrote:He obviously didn't answer because he likes Asians.

Like his old man! That's what I would have done differently in college.

My son was asked by a male adult assistant in his class today if he "liked black chicks or white chicks". He said he didn't answer and then walked away. The guy asked him again. Let's see if Mr. $7/hour needs to find some new work next week.

I need to just nut up and get a vasectomy Hi guys! Just checking in. Welp, see ya later! To be honest, the story of your giant eggplant testicle (I think that was you, right) hasn't helped. I've seen the picture (while eating kabobs), I can still hear the screaming. I've made and canceled 3 snip ap...

I'd probably have become a teacher. Good union, not terrible pay here in MD, good benefits, can find work in most other states, summers off (or work half days in the summer for good pay). Ultimately, I wouldn't mind teaching others to teach so I can make sure the shitty teachers my Max has run into ...

I watched 10 minutes of that. No, it won't catch on.

Brontoburglar wrote:Brad Paisley also performed the song that should be the theme song for a few swampers

And no, it's not Alcohol.

Online?

I'm plugged up but I am also giving up. So far this year I've been diagnosed with nasal polyps, sinus infections, a deviated septum, allergies, and Lyme Disease as the cause of my fatigue and congestion. Sure, all are true but no one can agree on the right course of action. Get the surgery for the ...

Hey Dave, if you get a chance to see Eddie Ifft live, don't miss him. I've heard him on a few podcasts and I've heard a few of his live bits and he's pretty damn funny. He is very popular in Australia.

govmentchedda wrote:Take THAT, Chris Davis!

He hit another HR today. A grand slam, to give him 16 RBI on the season.

Scottie wrote:J-Lo stated that incorrectly; misquouted.

Literally, the only point I was trying to make.
I understood the song.

Great song, but unless I'm mistaken, Sam's mom didn't have surgery and she was healed. Sam is insane. Sam's mother was misdiagnosed. Sam is full of shit. Sam doesn't exist. Sam is pastiche. Tim Minchin made up the whole story because, well, artists make things up for a living. Take your pick. Calli...

Great song, but unless I'm mistaken, Sam's mom didn't have surgery and she was healed.

govmentchedda wrote:I will not be sad to see Chris Davis leave town. 5 for 8 with 2 2Bs and 2 HRs 7 RBIs so far in less than 2 games.

He loves TB pitching. O's come back to tie the game vs. Rodney only to lose on a walk off HR by Joyce.

My wife and I were discussing shitter etiquette the other day. When Mrs. Bfj has to deuce in a public place, she will wait until the bathroom is cleared before releasing. She doesn't want to make loud deuce dropping noises while others are there for fear of embarrassment. I laughed at this. You're i...

O's win! ESPN talks about how well David Price pitched.

Slim Christian has been retired.