The Swamp

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brian wrote:So he tried to get some when he was a kid? Stop the presses.

HELLO?!?!?!!??! That's a white girl on his arm. And he called her Foxy. FFS, brian, how'd you miss that?

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Surprised no one has mentioned it yet, but Torts was fired today.

I think it was a hasty move. Were this a full season, or had the Rags not made the playoffs, it would make more sense.

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Are those cowboy boots with a fucking cocktail dress? Sure hope the T-Rex gets her first.

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I hate that such a diverse, inclusive term came to be used as a derogatory term towards a group of them with a darker skin variation. That is the epitome of ignorance. Wait.... You're surprised that people ignorant enough to generalize and label an entire race of people as "sub-human" wer...

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Who in their fucking right mind would think that's goddamned intentional? Seriously, how much crack do you have to smoke before you're accusing a fucking retail department store of being neo-nazi Hitler sympathizers?? fwiw, I just realized you can tell my age by the drug names I choose. 10-15 yrs yo...

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Infallible? I do not think that word means what they think it means.

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I, too, thought it was wlu's hand, and was totally baffled by the Hulk Hogan reference.

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I hate this fucking team, but I've got to give this one it's due...

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Night Beds - Ramona

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Predictably, Alex Jones weighs in This stuff is gold every time. "I firmly believe this is a government weather control..." There are actually people like this. That's scary. At least he acknowledges the existence of naturally occurring tornadoes... While he explained that "natural t...

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Hey Kevin.... “Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. “Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that ...

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I must be getting soft, because I see all those jokey "tornado control" tweets and it kinda makes me sick. Maybe it's a bias, but us throwing them around in here doesn't bother me so much. For some reason though tweeting about it seems classless, at least this early on.

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I can't speak for the newest models, but the blu ray players I've seen have the additional apps hard coded into the system. It's not like you have an open droid platform where you can add apps at will.

That said, I'm sure there's models getting closer to just that.

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I'm sort of with the Sharks GM. I saw no intent ( whether that's a factor, I dunno). Also, Stolls head whips into Torres's body after the blow to the shoulder. A 'glancing blow' shouldn't make your neck snap like that. I think Torres is a victim of physics and history.

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The "solution" we came up with at work, is that I didn't go in on the tickets. Moms went in for 2 shares.

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Shirley wrote:Ah! Never would have seen that. It's hard to take your eyes off that chick. Her body looks like something from a fantasy comic.

Which is exactly why I scored a 25.

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Scottie wrote:
ZMan wrote:By "scores" does she mean the number of times I came?
It's possible that there is a movement, shall we say, in that video that you may have missed.

Took 4 more views, but I finally got it. Very subtle indeed.

Who leaves the door open for that?

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I'm pretty sure you have the operator ring Beechwood4-5789 to post videos to youtube.

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HDO, get that vid uploaded to youtube, you'll make serious bank on the advertising.

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I was sorta thinking the same, but that will only work on my solo tix. Doubt I could get the rest of the office to wait along with me. Doubtful I'd ever even see any of them again.

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By "scores" does she mean the number of times I came?

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It's up to 550 mil now. Well be buying our office tix tomorrow, and I'm probably grabbing a few solo as well.

Swamp lawyers...in the highly unlikely event I win on either ticket, what are my chances of keeping it from the shedevil?

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I.R.S. Apologizes to Tea Party Groups Over Audits of Applications for Tax Exemption I dunno. First off, I want the IRS auditing the fuck out of ANYONE applying for tax exempt status. Secondly, isn't it somewhat commonsensical to look extra deep into an application for tax free status from a group w...

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Icepenis wrote:ZMan thinks that you guys are supposed to do this for your kids. Now you want to crow?

Actually, I'm just hoping Bob's kid loses that last food restriction, and can freely consume balls.

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Now THIS is how you make soccer popular in the US...

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Sabo wrote:My yard actually looks nice for a change.

So that slave labor thing is working out well for ya, huh?

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Am I the only one sick and tired of people quoting the goddamned Declaration of Independence as if it's any sort of legal document? Don't get me wrong, I'm not slighting it, I still think it's one of the most important historical documents ever, but it's absolutely not law. Life, Liberty, and the Pu...

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Worse than the whining is the cheering for the days when this deviant shit just wasn't tolerated.

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We definitely get them on Long Island, though I don't recall any horror story similarities. I mean, you see 'em and hear them, but not covering every inch of everything, or so loud you can't think. The only time I recall a bug infestation of that scale was the Gypsy Moth caterpillar invasion back in...

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Almost the exact call went against the Islanders earlier this season. I have a tough time with it, because I have a tough time considering a schuss to be a kicking motion. He's stopping using his blades, and they don't leave the ice or move forward.

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Sadly, I didn't get to watch it live, but I did catch Hamonic punching Malkin in the face at the end when they both got 5'ers, so that was nice.

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Harryhausen practically deserves his own thread, though I admittedly thought he was already dead. I grew up on his work. Sure it looks fake as shit now, but to my prepubescent eyes, it was cinema gold. Eta: on second thought, that skelly scene looks awesome, and not so fake as shit. Point retracted.

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bfj wrote:Orcas chasing a speed boat. Sorry for the annoying woman screaming.

Holy shit. I'd be screaming too. Keeping up so effortlessly, at that size....chilling.

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"I don't have a fucking clue, brah. I'm just standing here with McDonalds."

Goddamn, if that isn't America in a nutshell, I don't know what is.

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Man, what an odd night, but one I'm trying to figure out how to work to my advantage. So, the hot 25 yr old co worker, who'd previously had the "just friends" convo with me sends me a text message tonight that she wants to get together and chat. Now I'm thinking 1 of 2 things...a) she's in...

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How the fuck does this shit happen? 10 years? Were they in a well in the basement? That's just some dedication to keep that shit under wraps in the goddamned burbs. Not exactly a remote location.

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So you guys are fine with dragons flying around, a guy coming back from death 6 times by having words whispered to him, and a 6yr old who runs through a wolf's body when he dreams, but scaling a 700 foot wall with no magic is too much to buy? Not sure I follow.... If the world involves dragons as m...

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From what I've gathered on Reddit, Ros's character was not in the books at all, so her little tete-a-tete with Joffrey was news to everyone. A poster on Reddit pointed out the synchronicity between Joffreys crossbow bolt placement and Arya's arrow placement, which I thought rather cool and quirky, b...

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It's called the intertubes. Tune In radio features 88.7, that's what I use.

Fucking absolute horseshit call in OT. Holding. How the fuck can you hold someone with your goddamn elbows??? Fucking pussy Crosby scumbag crying baby fuck.

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