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Canadian couple in their 60s die while f'ing in a hot tub after he has a fatal heart attack and she drowns under his body. And their daughter is the one who finds the bodies. And its in Mexico. And they're there because the daughter is getting married. The rest of her life should be spent with an a...

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A_B wrote:True, true. If only i cared enough to go look!

Yeah, I'm running out of steam on this, too.

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But the original stat was from 1983. Right...of course the guy who has thrown more TDs than anyone over the time span that includes only his own career will have more than any other team. Seems almost a lock. Colts? Manning has thrown 37 more TD than Luck since leaving Indy. So we need to come up w...

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But the original stat was from 1983. Right...of course the guy who has thrown more TDs than anyone over the time span that includes only his own career will have more than any other team. Seems almost a lock. Colts? Manning has thrown 37 more TD than Luck since leaving Indy. So we need to come up w...

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A_B wrote:I like Turd's Punch Out Fighters better.
I didn't get that far during my twitter/shitter session. Sorry?

It was from a few weeks ago, so if you did, you'd need to see a doctor.

I do poop every day, you know.

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A_B wrote:I like Turd's Punch Out Fighters better.

I didn't get that far during my twitter/shitter session. Sorry?

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Former Knicks draft pick found murdered in SUV

You can tell it's a NY Post article because:

Sources said Wright was known to meet up with random men he’d met on gay hookup app Grindr — though it’s unclear if that played a role in his death.

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condolences...horrible...

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Current conditions - pink

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mister d wrote:Deadspin now blowing the doors off the Hardy circus.

Inside The Closed-Door NFL Hearing That Reinstated Greg Hardy

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Jerloma wrote:Find Jesus, Landry. He'll be the guy in the #84 jersey.

CUEUPU!

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Powered by Holy Spirit, Landry Jones to 'let it loose' in second career start

As far as I can tell, all he does is cite a verse from Psalms. ESPN's headline seems a little Jerloma baiting.

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(Greg) Hardy changed his Twitter bio to proclaim himself “innocent until proven guilty” and share his opinion that “the unjust/prejudicial treatment of diff categories of people is discrimination.” The revision didn’t last long, likely because of Hardy’s chat with Garrett.

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F-150 driving nun arrested for DUI

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PASSENGER ALANIS: http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o66/rassele/alanis-passenger1_zpsd03d7062.jpg Pros: 1. Cutest hair 2. Won "shotgun" 3. Appears to be wearing pajama bottoms, which again, personal preference, but is a cute look. Cons: 1. Without a doubt, she is batshit crazy. http://i1...

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DRIVER SIDE BACKSEAT ALANIS: http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o66/rassele/alanis-rear-driver1_zps40277245.jpg Pros: 1. Seems to be the second most normal, assuming Driver Alanis was just a little bored and not insane. 2. Brought snacks. http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o66/rassele/alanis-rear-d...

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PASSENGER SIDE BACKSEAT ALANIS: http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o66/rassele/alanis-rear-passenger1_zpse987f53c.jpg Pros: 1. She is wearing green. I like green. 2. Really seems to be enjoying herself back there http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o66/rassele/alanis-rear-passenger2_zps599bd1e4.jpg ...

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In honor of the 20th anniversary of the release of Jagged Little Pill (h/t Johnnie) original thread, which I would have sworn was in this Swamp… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc Anyone else find Alanis adorable in this video? My wife has a cute friend who to this day looks like Ironic Ala...

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What the hell is wrong with Mike Pettine? http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14097907/josh-mccown-cleveland-browns-start-qb-johnny-manziel-healthy-according-mike-pettine Browns are 2-7. McCown is 36 years old. Why not play Manziel to see if the team needs to take a QB with the 2nd overall pick? &quo...

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Am I supposed to recognize all of those athletes? I think I could definitively name 4 or 5 (Gronk, Suh, Ben, Odell, Mariota). Man, you didn't recognize LeVeon Bell or Antonio Brown? Ha. I combined "Ben" and "Odell" into "Bell" when reading Shirley's list. Two more Stee...

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A_B wrote:
Shirley wrote:Am I supposed to recognize all of those athletes? I think I could definitively name 4 or 5 (Gronk, Suh, Ben, Odell, Mariota).
Same

There is one more Steeler, one who shares initials with a Swamper.

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I was sort of surprised to see Ben (ever so briefly) in that commercial, too.

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Calling Starbucks "bad" is overcorrecting. Dunkin Donuts is legitimately bad coffee. Starbucks is fine. (Speaking of ... is Peet's buying up Intelligentsia and Stumptown an attempt to unseat Starbucks with the darling brands or just eating up competition and trying to own that market like...

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rass wrote:First shots this year fired by $tarbucks?

TRUMP

His speech came across like a bad late night talk show opening monologue.

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When Santa is not Christmas-y enough In New Jersey, criticism of the Rockaway Townsquare display took on anti-Muslim charge when a bus driver for the Parsippany school district took issue with those he blamed for the display, Jefferson Patch reported. "This mall used to be so great...And now t...

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Fargo premiered last night, second season. I found it extremely awesome. Kirsten Dunst character is weird and sick and potentially amazing. Dvr'd it. Waiting with anticipation! Me too! Three episodes in, and all great so far. The Gerhardt family feels a little like "Justified" North, but ...

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If any of you were on 78 East b/w 6:30 - 7:15 tonight and saw a rugged as fuck young man changing a goddamn tire just before the 24 split, that was your boy D. At least it wasn't that cold. Or raining. Or after the split in that creepy valley with the tiny little shoulder leading to 24 and the loca...

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sancarlos wrote:In the Swamp league this week, TT started five guys who did not play. That has to be some kind of record.

The guys from Elias just checked in, and record for "most blatant dereliction of duty by TT" is still held by the fallout from the evening someone made him a Swamp mod.

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First shots this year fired by $tarbucks?

That "(f)ormer pastor Joshua Feuerstein" guy is pretty effing awful.

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Brontoburglar wrote:
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Brontoburglar wrote:The comments to Pinkel's tweet will destroy your faith in everything.
I stopped after Don Cheadle weighed in with his support. Could only be downhill from there.
His nephew is on the team

Oh. I guess I'm slightly less impressed, for some reason. Sorry Don.

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Closest I can find to a junior/minor league hockey thread...

more uppity players

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Kids had a birthday party at a roller rink yesterday. Goes without saying it was an old school place, stuck in the middle of a residential area off a quintessential Jersey highway (marshes, jug handles, go-go clubs and bars). The party throwers had rented out the entire place, and everyone was encou...

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Watching the end of the Steelers game with kid #1 yesterday, and after a crowd shot she asked me what "D hashtag" means. Fucking kids...

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Fuck! Got a call and email at about 7PM Saturday (technically, the notifications came at 7 but I was out and didn't receive them until about 9) that AMEX had declined a $56 charge at a gas station on Long Island. Called them, verified that I hadn't made that purchase, cancelled the card and they tol...

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Brontoburglar wrote:The comments to Pinkel's tweet will destroy your faith in everything.

I stopped after Don Cheadle weighed in with his support. Could only be downhill from there.

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Shot of the Falcon at the end was cool.......

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I won't say Guzan just had his "Timmay vs Belgium" game, but it was pretty great, and de Bruyne was involved. That was fun.

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