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by rass
Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Live Music thread...
Replies: 2109
Views: 177643

Re: The Live Music thread...

"limited to five packages" your mom joke
by rass
Fri Mar 01, 2024 3:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII
Replies: 173
Views: 1893

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

Anyone else feel haunted by "is shrimp meat"?
by rass
Fri Mar 01, 2024 2:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII
Replies: 173
Views: 1893

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

FISHY MUFF LIFTS DUFF
by rass
Fri Mar 01, 2024 10:10 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII
Replies: 173
Views: 1893

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

GSN2 is expecting the biggest ratings in the history of The Swamper Bowl(TM) as Pruitt's season-long relationship with Linda Frum has captured the fevered imagination of Canadian conservatives across the country. Dozens were already expected to tune in just to catch a glimpse of her and to see if he...
by rass
Fri Mar 01, 2024 9:16 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII
Replies: 173
Views: 1893

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

OMG so many questions
by rass
Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:11 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 454
Views: 6842

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

A_B wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:07 pm
rass wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 8:21 pm
A_B wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 7:45 pm Stormed the field when uK best Alabama for the first time in 90 years. It was the worst banana team since never. But never for basketball. Of course.
Not as apeeling?
I guess I need to wear my readers all the time bow
As a curtsy to us all.
by rass
Thu Feb 29, 2024 8:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 454
Views: 6842

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

A_B wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 7:45 pm Stormed the field when uK best Alabama for the first time in 90 years. It was the worst banana team since never. But never for basketball. Of course.
Not as apeeling?
by rass
Thu Feb 29, 2024 8:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 3857
Views: 213856

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

Holy shit Costas

by rass
Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 454
Views: 6842

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

ok sure mister d(uece)
by rass
Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 454
Views: 6842

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

That you in the green square? The guy clearly wearing eye black and a frayed bucket hat.
by rass
Thu Feb 29, 2024 10:15 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Old Skool Swamp
Replies: 137
Views: 7278

Re: Old Skool Swamp

Fucking hell it's nuts that post is almost old enough to drink
by rass
Thu Feb 29, 2024 10:14 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Old Skool Swamp
Replies: 137
Views: 7278

Re: Old Skool Swamp

by rass
Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Replies: 2496
Views: 208103

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

A_B wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 9:32 am Be careful on the facebook marketplace. Know someone who got scammed out of a not insignificant amount trying to sell a couch.
Sorry buddy, but it's pretty unbelievable that (A) you found a buyer for those rookie cards you stocked up on and (B) that they're worth all that much.
by rass
Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9208
Views: 462843

Re: Random Politics

Did they have to three name the kid?

That's him in the Packers gear, yeah?
by rass
Wed Feb 28, 2024 7:49 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-2024 NHL Season
Replies: 457
Views: 9258

Re: 2023-2024 NHL Season

Jerloma wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2024 11:40 pm Penguins tie it up 2-2 on a 5-3 PP, then proceed to immediately give it back shorthanded on the 5-4 PP. Awesome.
Two games in a row giving up a SHG? Nice that as soon as the PP shows the slightest sign of life they have to make sure to shit the bed some other way.
by rass
Tue Feb 27, 2024 6:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: My Wish to Sail Through Life Without Serving on a Jury
Replies: 169
Views: 7130

Re: My Wish to Sail Through Life Without Serving on a Jury

Steve of phpBB wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2024 6:12 pm They can't object if they don't know about it.
What steve is saying, as a law expert guy, is that it’s always better to ask for forgiveness of a judge than to ask for permission.
by rass
Tue Feb 27, 2024 4:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Uniforms, Logos, and Such
Replies: 1280
Views: 84094

Re: Uniforms, Logos, and Such

4=10
by rass
Mon Feb 26, 2024 6:24 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1028
Views: 52596

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Just came to post a link about that.




I never duck into fast food places when we’re in NYC and was shocked that a GD Baconator is over $12.
by rass
Mon Feb 26, 2024 7:02 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Peter King
Replies: 58
Views: 4849

Re: Peter King

retiring

It's been years, but reading his MMQB column used to be how I started my week. And FMcB was always a little too mean (Grant Wahl was of course right) but maybe that's why it was funny.
by rass
Sun Feb 25, 2024 7:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1028
Views: 52596

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Please ignore the spam you guys, I’ll handle it
by rass
Sun Feb 25, 2024 5:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Official balls and cock thread
Replies: 264
Views: 20406

Re: Official balls and cock thread

by rass
Sun Feb 25, 2024 12:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...
Replies: 948
Views: 43104

Re: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...

Morris Plains? Doesn’t sound like it.
by rass
Sun Feb 25, 2024 11:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...
Replies: 948
Views: 43104

Re: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...

Welp, my comfort bar, the place we’ve been going with the kids with some regularity for almost 10 years, where I know almost everyone, where both girls now work, is finally conceding to the post-COVID swoon and closing at the end of next month. A chunk of the staff knows, the owner is coming in to t...
by rass
Sat Feb 24, 2024 9:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter:The New Batch
Replies: 1033
Views: 28152

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

That was wonderful but it was as much his fadder shoving hisself into da balloon.
by rass
Sat Feb 24, 2024 7:22 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter:The New Batch
Replies: 1033
Views: 28152

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Found business horse’s great grand sire

by rass
Fri Feb 23, 2024 5:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 337
Views: 5967

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

Jeez… Lucky dog.

And now you get to cross post to the “shit that makes me feel old” thread since you reminded yourself you used to have a kid in the GS.
by rass
Fri Feb 23, 2024 4:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 337
Views: 5967

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

The big goofball down the street did that once (it was near the Vauxhall HD, which can be busy!). He's fine, but I try not to talk to dogs now if I see one in a car while running.
by rass
Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 337
Views: 5967

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

Were they sitting on a phone book, beard flowing out the window?
by rass
Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:25 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1028
Views: 52596

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

This place just opened in town this week.

They did a free sandwich giveaway last night that had people lined up for blocks. Just the youngest and I for dinner tonight, might go check it out.
by rass
Fri Feb 23, 2024 10:39 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter:The New Batch
Replies: 1033
Views: 28152

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Anyone else finding a recent increase in borderline porn popping up in the comments of Tweets? Not sure if it's bots posting in comments or if they are allowing sexual content in the sponsored comments. It starts off fairly innocent, usually scantily women. Made the mistake of clicking on one image...
by rass
Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:53 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter:The New Batch
Replies: 1033
Views: 28152

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

So we're going to get a pop-up touting X-premium every time we block an ad now? Great.
by rass
Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:39 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Over The Top (1987), Thursday, 4/10 9 PM ET
Replies: 485
Views: 4131

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Over The Top (1987), Thursday, 4/10 9 PM ET

I'm worried brian's new trucker FB friends will make fun of him.
by rass
Thu Feb 22, 2024 9:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Over The Top (1987), Thursday, 4/10 9 PM ET
Replies: 485
Views: 4131

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Over The Top (1987), Thursday, 4/10 9 PM ET

Can I make a jerkin’ it on the road joke on FB or should I do that here?
by rass
Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Official balls and cock thread
Replies: 264
Views: 20406

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Got to get this thread ready for baseball season.
by rass
Thu Feb 22, 2024 10:46 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL Eat Right & Get Fit Challenge
Replies: 1590
Views: 105992

Re: OFFICIAL Eat Right & Get Fit Challenge

That's great man
by rass
Wed Feb 21, 2024 1:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Griffith Observatory Thread
Replies: 119
Views: 6627

Re: The Griffith Observatory Thread

Daytime... of the night.
by rass
Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:58 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Griffith Observatory Thread
Replies: 119
Views: 6627

Re: The Griffith Observatory Thread

Thanks Brit!
by rass
Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random thoughts/images/shit that makes you feel old thread
Replies: 1521
Views: 63499

Re: Random thoughts/images/shit that makes you feel old thread

mister d wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:06 pm Jesus christ.
That one might just be you. I personally find the daily renewal of my faith through prayer to be invigorating.