The Swamp

Johnnie

So I mentioned it here, I might as well share it.

Johnnie

So this: http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/31/world/asi ... index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Complete and total fabrication. They are out front of my hangar to show off for ROK dignitaries. That has been the plan for the last month.

I hate the media.

Johnnie

Hey I was trying the OKCupid thing over here for a good amount of time and got a hit. A teacher from Cheonan. We went on a date and spent the day together only to be told days later she went out on another date the following day with some other dude and she chose him over me. It actually made me lau...

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Just walked past the dumpster next to the new air traffic control tower. 17 empty flat screen boxes. 16 47" LGs & 1 Samsung 60".

Money well spent. :-/

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As of this posting I have 60 days left in Korea. I'm very excited. It seemed like such a short time ago I hit 100 days and an even shorter time ago when I was on mid-tour. Tempus figit , AMMIRIGHT? My weekends for the last month have consisted of going up to Seoul and doing the workouts for the Cros...

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So Kim Jong-Un is a Mac fanboy. Hipsters everywhere can rejoice with their new homeboy.

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Scottie wrote:So . . . Ware's injury was caused by a heroin overdose?

Ha! Not quite. The other Sid Vicious from the WCW.

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Johnnie

The thing where your response doesn't post automatically because someone posted just before you while you are in the "Post A Reply" screen is cool, but it completely makes me think I committed some sort of error.

Johnnie

The verbal irony tomorrow (for you guys) if/when GOP supporters don't blame Obama for everything.

MONSANTO! ECONOMY! BENGHAZI! GUM ON YOUR SHOE! THE WEATHER! HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE!

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Woke up to "holy shit"s and "OH MY GOD!"s on my FB feed about that Kevin Ware injury. Reminds me of Sid Vicious. Same kinda force/perfect storm landing and injury. But if you can watch the replay and avoid staring at the injury, look at the Louisville bench. All of them recoil in...

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Ryan wrote:Cameron, coloring Easter eggs...

"Can we make it rainbow?"

GPJ and Easter go together like chocolate bunnies and Zombie Jesus. And coloring eggs. Or something.

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Rush2112 wrote:Yahoo Slurp? We don't even have a relations thread, and unless there has been an update I haven't seen the Dating thread is quite tame.

That needs to be fixed.

How many pics per post is allowed? More than 4 I'm hoping.

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Link off of that Deadspin link: Buzz Bissinger Admits To Shopping Addiction, Dabbling In Gay Sex, Experimenting As A "Dominant Leather Master," And More in GQ

I'm glad I didn't read that story. Yikes. Rehab was so very in his immediate future after that.

Johnnie

When I went to Scottsdale for a night, my friends and I hit up this one particular bar/club/snob hangout. It had a small stage and a pole. Everyone's crowded around the bar and I'm kinda hanging off to the side just chatting with everyone when suddenly these 2 chicks get up on there and do some seri...

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I SEE GREEN NAMES.

Wooooo. Snazzy.

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The reaction is priceless.

Johnnie

Because you have to open it from the inside and let him in.

Johnnie

Patriots do their typical "bring in veterans" thing and sign Michael Jenkins.

Personally, I'd prefer they sign LeeRoy Jenkins.

Johnnie

So now you're bitching about not taking money in a bathroom.

You must sit down to piss.

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Confused O-3 Celebrates Rank By Changing Profile Photo To Red Equal Sign I know Duffel Blog isn't 'The Onion,' but it's the military version and it's awesome. How awesome? This awesome: http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c328/johnnie_AF/535800_594887800538774_292121454_n_zps7983d48b.jpg?t=1364426373

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Oh man! No door handle! You know why? That's the door to your heart!

(I remember this stupid fucking pic from high school.)

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I think my post of these pics made the front page of Reddit.

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Ha. Just read it. Awesome stuff, both of you.

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AB_skin_test wrote:
testy boxcar wrote:workin' out is free, corn cobs. go do some 'shups.
Read somewhere that pushups were the single best exercise you can do (if you do them with good form). Not that I do them.

Here are 19 variations for your choosing:

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Wurd!

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I mean, I can really only follow the Bruins so much being this disconnected. AFN shows hockey (mostly Penguins games, go figure) and I love watching it. I'm actually more mad that I'm not more mad at this. (If that makes sense.) If I were in the states and making time to follow the Bruins more, I'm ...

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Of course I followed this and was feeling pretty good. Then my scorecenter app went off before all the major online outlets got it right. It sucks.

ETA

This link is still alive on the ESPN Front Page.

(Ahhhh, switched to Pittsburgh as I posted.)

Johnnie

My ESPN Scorecenter app just said Iginla was traded to Pittsburgh for Kenneth Agostino, Ben Hanowski & a 1st round pick.

Is it there or Boston? (ESPN.com & SI.com still say Boston)

ETA

NHL.com says Pittsburgh.

ETA 2

Everything else is coming up Pittsburgh. Damn.

Johnnie

Done.

Johnnie

Damn. I missed what was said. When was this posted?

Johnnie

Prepare to see this on the news tonight/today. Show of force for North Korea.

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On another note, I passed a crossfit gym while out driving. It was named "Grassfed Crossfit", which definitely had me lolling all the way home. That's quite possibly the dumbest CrossFit Box name I've ever heard. I Googled it. What's the deal with Medford, NY? I looked into the monthly co...

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What. The. Fuck.

Johnnie

Haven't seen the continuation from the previous board, so I guess I'll start it. This past weekend up in Seoul my CrossFit Box (CrossFit Osan) went and visited CrossFit Sentinel and we did Open WOD 13.3. I, as usual, did mediocre, but the good shit happened at :49 of the enclosed video. Lori, curren...

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Well, I kinda just want to meet everyone just because. I think I've met about 20 or so of you so far, so for the travel excuse alone, getting a drink and talking shit in person is cool enough.

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I don't have Netflix either, SCK. I just download all my shit.

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