The Swamp

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Johnnie, have you ever thought of running for public office? You’re certainly plugged in, and I would bet there would be at least some appreciation of your blunt attitude. If John Kennedy, a Rhodes fucking Scholar, could conceivably fake himself as a Bayou Bumpkin and get monetary support, I would t...

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At the risk of turning this into a Russian Lit thread, War and Peace . I've been considering jumping in feet first and reading it, merely for my own edification. I'm not doing this for a bragging thing, especially since I don't do cocktail parties. I've never read Russian Lit before, and I know enou...

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I knew the story Steve referenced. He’s the Padres career HR leader with 163. That seems really, really low, especially for a team that’s been in existence for over 50 years. People talk about bad franchises (and I’ll accept the slings and arrows for mine) but man, the Padres are really a disappoint...

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Ryan wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 8:23 am
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 05, 2023 8:46 pm I think it’s more to do with playoffs. The Football Outsiders guys today said there were reports of making the AFCCG at a neutral site if KC faces either the Bills or Bengals.
Cleveland is the obviously hilarious choice but they'll puss out and do Detroit, won't they?

Funnier than Indy?

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I think it’s more to do with playoffs. The Football Outsiders guys today said there were reports of making the AFCCG at a neutral site if KC faces either the Bills or Bengals.

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I can’t tell if that was a joke or if it’s real but either way that’s funny.

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If a doctor responded to newly conscious me with "you won ... at the game of life!" and I didn't have a sarcastic response, my family would be worried. My response would be "fuck off" and if I was thinking straight, "how many peg children in my car?" That was a pretty ...

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I made a prediction (can't find the thread) that there will be more Caucasian NBA MVPs than NFL MVPs in the 2020s. If The Joker and Mahomes/Hurts keep it up through their respective seasons, the NBA will be up 3-2. (It was more a view that the NFL was going to move in the Lamar/Mahomes mold than any...

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Is this fucking guy really going to allow a single Rep to call a vote of no confidence and a snap election? Man, that's pathetic.

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One of those cases where both sides can look bad and choosing sides seems futile. Yeah, this. Just saw GGG and Claudio played on the same youth club and high school team, so they REALLY knew each other well. Wonder if Claudio met his wife through GGG. Fun side note, my wife played* against Mrs. GGG...

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A_B wrote: ↑Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:59 pm Did Paul cut him out of the will or something?

Ahhhhh… look at all the racist people

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That does sound like torture. Our Wooden Spoon used to just be they would bring a case of beer of their choosing to next year’s draft. The winner of our Toilet Bowl has a good reason to; we did a hybrid 5 player auction then draft, and the TB winner got the first pick in the draft portion (i.e. the ...

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They work with clowns and they're surprised they end up with a circus.

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If anything, isn’t that just a normal human reaction to tragedy? Something shocking and horrifying happens, and part of the process to cope with it is to try to see how “normal” life can return. I personally didn’t think that wondering about fantasy/scheduling/gambling aspects in any way diminishes ...

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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... You guys are counting out the chance that Diggs can put up 46 when and if his game gets reconvened?

Anyway, congrats to Rass. I'm actually celebrating Drink a Glass of Wine Every Night January, so I'll tip one for you.

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I guess you guys are right. I’m just being overly cynical.

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I agree. I would actually prefer if they didn’t play it to give the players one less thing to worry about and either declare a tie or a null match. But this is the NFL we’re talking about. When have the owners ever willingly took less money than they could’ve? We have a 17th game and two extra playo...

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Game officially cancelled. Won't be made up. I have read it won't be played this week and the normal week 18 schedule will continue weekend. I have not seen that it will not be played at all? Not sure when exactly they're supposed to play it then. After the Super Bowl? Maybe next Thursday, 1/12, an...

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brian wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 2:08 pm Game officially cancelled. Won't be made up.

Are you sure about that? I thought it was just not going to be played this week.

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Thoughts and prayers.

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Ryan Clark just said something that floored me: “At 24 I didn’t even know that I could die.”

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I’ll trust D-Safe’s analysis, but I would’ve simply said “he plays quarterback for the Bears” and have been done with it.

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I’d say I can’t believe they’re going to blow the #1 seed, but I’ve been watching this team for 40 years and nothing can possibly surprise me now. As I’ve seen pointed out, at least the giants have nothing to play for next week? I also don't think a team losing two games with its backup QB is reall...

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Ryan wrote: ↑Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:33 pm There’s so many more seas now

Right? And what’s the deal with this “Southern Ocean” BS? I don’t know what teachers are teaching these days, but that’s clearly incorrect.

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I’d say I can’t believe they’re going to blow the #1 seed, but I’ve been watching this team for 40 years and nothing can possibly surprise me now.

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Pork roll vs. Taylor ham in the Shrew League Swamp Bowl.

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Ran out of regular, had me searching through the pantry where I lucked out and found a box of K-cups, which led me to exclaim “Decaf? The fuck is this shit?”

So my 2023 isn’t exactly starting off on the right foot.

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It’s happened before, but not in like 600 years. And this isn’t including the Avignon Popes.

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Definitely a lot better pork barbecue, that’s for sure.

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Besides the satisfaction of telling all your Trump-loving acquaintances “I told you he was a broke-ass bitch”?

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Kind of weird when a giant like this passes. They're sort of immortal anyway, so it's really like they've just changed into a different plane of being. I know that's weird, but think of Muhammad Ali. He's been dead for years but in many ways, it's like he's still alive. You probably couldn't even n...

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Seriously, in what other profession can you get caught lying about your education achievements and not get fucking fired on the spot?

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I didn’t watch the clip because I didn’t want to give engagement to either of those motherfuckers. But I did read what the exchange was, and that lying motherfucker pulled the WhatAbout card saying some bullshit to the effect that Biden has been lying to the American people for decades and other ass...

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I feel like Testaverde could’ve had a hall of Fame career if he started in a better situation because young Vinny Green Balls had some serious physical talents. I also think that Jody Harrington could’ve been at least serviceable in a better environment, so feel free to take my opinions with a whole...

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Can you speak up? I got these new noise cancelling headphones on that I found on the street.

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We were really spoiled with Urban Meyer last year and it probably reset the bar, but Hackett’s reign was a real tour de force of failure, and should be rightly celebrated.

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Right? It’s pathetic enough that this no-talent assclown gives his opinion on artists with actual skill; worse is people actually listen to him. Also, the fucking talentless cons are mad at Rian Johnson because he made The Last Jedi , who had the temerity to give women and non-white characters agenc...

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Did anyone see Russ falling off a cliff like this? I sure as hell didn’t.

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Actually, it’d be better if the media DID hear her.

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How come nobody calls them on this shit? “Governor Abbott, your official bio states that you identify as a Roman Catholic. As a fellow Catholic, I see my beliefs shaped by the words and actions of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Do you think shipping out migrants to someone else’s residence out in the col...

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