The Swamp

ZMan

Isles/Pens on earlier (Fuck Yeah!)

Wild/Blackhawks on TV now
Sharks/Canucks on iPad (no volume)

Drinking Molson Canadians

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I see you're three hours ahead of me on Reddit....

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Funny how in many years it seems like about 40 horses are in the Derby, and then, five weeks later, you have 4 horses in the Belmont. The rest of the field gets stuck in traffic trying to get to fucking Long Island. Hey, learn more roads than the fucking Long Island Expressway. FWIW, Fear the Kitte...

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Thanks for leaving us hanging...now I gotta go to nhl.com to see how it ended...

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I know she's only 5, but I swear, she told me she wanted to go to Vegas!

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That's an awesome story. Love seeing shit like this...

Although...

A Make-A-Wish Oregon spokeswoman says it is the first time it has ever granted a game against a professional sports team.

it sure as hell won't be the last. And of course, first team to say no will be a HUGE villain.

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They were advertising tickets for game 3 during last night's broadcast, so perhaps "bought" would be more appropriate than "scored"? The start time sucks as far as my Sunday obligations go, but it's perfect for a day at the game with the kid. Have fun. I don't know who was selli...

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Rush2112 wrote:More of a sprockets man myself.

If it makes you feel better Rush, I got it and got quite a good chuckle out of it.

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bfj wrote:I've got a mic I've never used.

That's called a penis.

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Well, it got ugly early and didn't stop. Isles just didn't play at the level they've been playing for the last month. Lost every race to the puck, and skated in quicksand all night, and got their first taste of the hit parade that is the playoffs (though Matt Martin was right in his element, leading...

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I just slide my regular belt clip over the waistband of my shorts. I started using my iPod, but it's an oldie, and the battery life is horrendous. Now I just use my phone.

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I thought Jamie's scene in the hot tub was awesome. Superb character development. The fetus jar were creepy, but then, that whole scene was creeperific. No wonder they keep that bitch locked up in her tower. The daughter tweaked me as well. Mainly because I never ever heard her mentioned before, and...

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I bought a pair of shitty $5 headphones from Modells for working out. (I scraped the equally shitty Jets logo off on the sidewalk). I figured with all the sweat pouring off me I don't want to ruin anything worthwhile. So the cheapest won. eta: I just noticed your comments about cords. Yeah, $5 = cor...

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That was the fittest looking emaciated I've ever seen. She went up solidly in my book after that scene. That's not all that went up solidly.

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The first I bought were I believe part of a BMG 12 CDs for $36 (a cent plus $35.99 in fees that's still a really good deal I did that through Columbia House three or four times during my college years. I heard constant warnings on what a scam it was, but if you kept up with it and bought smart to f...

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Technically, for it to be a 'Jackie Robinson' moment, wouldn't said athlete have to BEGIN their career openly gay? It's not like the year before Jackie retired he held a press conference and said, "Oh, by the way, I am black" Seems to me if you want it to have the impact you're looking for...

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I have/had a love/hate relationship with acid, as well as mescaline, mushrooms, or any of the "psychedelics" What I like about them is the way they make me experience things. Every sense is magnified, enhanced, etc... Colors are more vivid, angles sharper, everything just more there. What ...

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First 45 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/Big_Shot_Billy_Joel.jpg First LP Album (My music teacher in 5th or 6th grade exposed me to this album. Our class listened to, and discussed, each song individually. Catholic school to boot. Whoda thunk?) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/...

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I can't believe I have to root for the fucking Bruins tomorrow, but goddamn, I want an Ottawa loss.

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However the seedings work out, I am down for the Stanley Cup playoffs. You're jinxing your team. They aren't in, yet! I would do it, too, but it looks like the Sharks will likely draw the Kings or the Canucks or Blues, and I don't know that we have any Swamper fans of those teams. edit: sorry, Z, I...

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Based on the tone of that article alone, I would rename the horse "Gulf of Mexico" just to fuck with them.

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Scottie wrote:If anybody knows what hot-knives are, I'll be really really impressed.

One way to smoke hash. Always thought it was a pain in the ass. I found using a soldering gun, while slower, was a LOT easier with far less waste.

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I should probably cash in my AmEx rewards and cancel that card. I use it for nothing. IMHO, if there's one credit card I would want to keep, it would be AMEX. Sure you can't necessarily carry a balance (depending on the type of account), but they're the best of all options. No one covers your back ...

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I'm working on about 2.5 hours right now.

What a bunch of dumb asses, and what a waste of weed.

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I just wanna get something straight here, and forgive me if the complexities of this tragedy are beyond the norm of common human perception . . . deliberately using Facefuck and complaining about how Facefuck sucks makes what sense? It's like this.... Facebook is good because it helps you keep in t...

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Found on Reddit, relevant to swamp life...

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I gotta be honest, I think the fake language sector is going to explode.

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However the seedings work out, I am down for the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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I thought some of the best episodes were the ones featuring Sidney Freedman. Well, him and/or Colonel Flagg.

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I love when organizations feel they have to clarify this shit. Are there really people who would read that, and think it's like the fucking mission statement or something? ETA: fwiw, were I the president, my beef would be with the bitch that shared outside the sorority, and not the one who sent the ...

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None of those are dick moves. It's just that in an attempt to live my life as ironically as possible, I have to do the opposite of what you might expect from a guy who loathes the practice of writing Happy Birthday on someone's Facebook timeline. I'm not gonna lie to you guys...it can be outright e...

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Is it an even dick-ier move to just post "Thanks for the birthday wishes" at the end of the day? That's what I've done. If that's a dick move, then 1) I'm the biggest dick on Facebook, and 2) fuck the people that decided as such 3) let me know if that's how you feel so I can unfriend you....

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Look at that...two generations of swampyhood meeting.

New media tags, meet Textizalol. Textizalol, new media tags.

Kind of getting dusty in here.

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Those kinds of things fascinate me. People want to fit in so bad they will pretty much say anything with no regard. And I guarantee if you called any of them out on it, they would try to explain it away as "I was really high, man" or "I thought she said Gotye"

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Typical PMS.

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I hope Sybs cramps go away soon.

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devilfluff wrote:Anybody else try Defiance? Thoughts?

I saw about half of it. Seemed ok, I guess. Battle scene towards end was decent.

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brian wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:It's probably similar to playing from Championship tees, Zman. Same game, different fucking sport.
Yeah, I wish it had occurred to me to follow ZMan's suggestion and try to adapt to the different lane conditions. Kind of kicking myself here.

IMHO, suggestion #1 was more realistic.

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brian wrote:Damn. Very impressive.

My bowling center, because they're a bunch of fucking morons, have been making our league bowl on an oil pattern used for the USBC National Championships for the last several weeks*

Two suggestions:

1) Stop being fancy and just roll the fucking ball straight.

2) Adapt.

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Any of you other yahoos use untappd? (not a spelling error) Great way of keeping track of what you've tasted. Timing. I just learned about this app last night, and was coming here to mention it. mjzman is my username, but I haven't rated anything yet. Went back the the Brewtique last night, but did...

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