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by Pruitt
Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:51 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014-2021
Replies: 526
Views: 23706

Re: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014/2015

wlu_lax6 wrote:Blow a lead but get a prom date.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devi ... -golf.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Cute, but no way that kid gets laid on his prom night.
by Pruitt
Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Replies: 2496
Views: 208929

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

I'm a fat guy and I know if I put on baseball pants that produced that reflection in the mirror, I would have sat that game out for sure. Like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. You however, are not surround by sycophants. "How do I look in this uniform?" "Positively Presidential Go...
by Pruitt
Mon Jul 27, 2015 6:51 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6252
Views: 342941

Re: Temporary Television

Watched A Deadly Adoption last night - the Will Ferrell, Kristen Wiig Lifetime movie... Very strange, as it was neither overtly parodic enough to be funny (and it stopped being amusing about twenty minutes in), or well produced enough to even work as a "legit" Lifetime-style movie. Either ...
by Pruitt
Sun Jul 26, 2015 6:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Replies: 2496
Views: 208929

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Yeah - the key words aren't "fat," they are "sack of shit."

And it's a term that applies to all of these asswipes. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/26/us/pr ... .html?_r=0
by Pruitt
Sun Jul 26, 2015 5:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014-2021
Replies: 526
Views: 23706

Re: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014/2015

Shame that Hearn couldn't squeak it out, but Watching Day and Watson hit 380 yard drives is an experience not to be missed. Best shot I saw all day though was Putnam on the 8th. 200 yards from the pin, mid-sand trap, he fired it out to within 5 feet of the pin. Golf in person is kind of fun, TV is m...
by Pruitt
Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:07 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Replies: 2496
Views: 208929

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

You know, I usually wouldn;t make fat jokes - they are kind of cruel and usually too predictable.

However, when the person has proven themself to be a sack of shot, no harm in pointing out that they are a FAT sack of shit.
by Pruitt
Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:05 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1991
Views: 199217

Re: Random Videos

duff wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Not sure which one was you, but one of those guys looked like he could lift a plane over his head.
He is the black one.
When I look at men, I don't see colors. I only see the strength of their character...
by Pruitt
Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:01 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Old Timey Music for Howard and DC
Replies: 1594
Views: 163483

Re: Old Timey Music for Howard and DC

Love Otis Spann.

This is a fantastic collection - Image

Otis with the Muddy Waters band having a great old time.
by Pruitt
Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:58 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8885
Views: 411325

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Johnnie wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_sign

And specific to Japan: http://time.com/2980357/asia-photos-pea ... jun-inoue/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Interesting story.

Image
by Pruitt
Sat Jul 25, 2015 8:14 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1991
Views: 199217

Re: Random Videos

by Pruitt
Sat Jul 25, 2015 8:13 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Spring - Summer Reading Thread
Replies: 113
Views: 6719

Re: Spring - Summer Reading Thread

THree books into his career and he is (to me) Canada's best writer. David Bezmogis has released one previous (excellent) novel and an absolutely amazing book of short stories. Started his new book last night and am already halfway through (it is only 220 pages...) https://dynamic.indigoimages.ca/bo...
by Pruitt
Sat Jul 25, 2015 5:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Replies: 480
Views: 42611

Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Not Florida or Ohio but http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Hate to do it, but throwing the "fake" flag. http://www.inquisitr.com/2280767/wyoming-man-caught-30-smuggling-eyeballs-in-anal-cavity-police-say-story-is-a-ho...
by Pruitt
Sat Jul 25, 2015 5:35 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Replies: 2496
Views: 208929

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

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by Pruitt
Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:08 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Friday Music Discussion: Good Music, Bad Song
Replies: 27
Views: 2006

Re: Friday Music Discussion: Good Music, Bad Song

Smoke on the water.
by Pruitt
Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge July 2015
Replies: 271
Views: 12345

Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge July 2015

howard 14-4
Pruitt 12-6
GPJ 8-10
by Pruitt
Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110806

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

I actually think the U.S. will one day go absolutely the other way, they will do what the US always seems to do, randomly demonize the whole subject and ban utterly anything that even so much as is gun shaped. No chance The genie is waaay out of the bottle. Guns don't biodegrade - they are out ther...
by Pruitt
Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:54 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6252
Views: 342941

Re: Temporary Television

A_B wrote:Oh no. Stop at season one.
Listen to him, he speaks the truth.
by Pruitt
Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
Replies: 809
Views: 45890

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Some one emailed the address on the invite and received this in response: Thank Your for Your RSVP to LeSean Mccoy's Private Extravaganza Taking place on Sunday Evening July 26th 2015! Below are the Following Requirements to Be Confirmed for the Event. 1. Please Submit Full name (As seen on ID) 21+...
by Pruitt
Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:23 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
Replies: 809
Views: 45890

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Some one emailed the address on the invite and received this in response: Thank Your for Your RSVP to LeSean Mccoy's Private Extravaganza Taking place on Sunday Evening July 26th 2015! Below are the Following Requirements to Be Confirmed for the Event. 1. Please Submit Full name (As seen on ID) 21+ ...
by Pruitt
Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:14 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2016 Presidential Race
Replies: 6046
Views: 286724

Re: 2016 Presidential Race

Nice edit of Walker's announcement.

by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:08 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
Replies: 809
Views: 45890

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Any sane, or at least old, Lions fan would kill for the experience of a Bills fan during that amazing run. I must have gone to 5 or 6 games a year at Rich Stadium during those years. Best sports days of my life. And apropos of nothing, there's this... https://cdn1.blovcdn.com/bloglovin/196c388747e5...
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge July 2015
Replies: 271
Views: 12345

Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge July 2015

howard 13-4
Pruitt 11-6

Do they offer B.A.s in Perfection Studies?
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8885
Views: 411325

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Dick move (pussy move?) if they are out of town already. I cAn see not imposing if they were gonna be there but otherwise... I wouldn't let someone stay at my house while I'm out of town. If that adds to my dickness, so be it. There are great places called hotels, she can stay there. Not even your ...
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014-2021
Replies: 526
Views: 23706

Re: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014/2015

rass wrote:I have a co-worker who is temporarily (?, her husband was transferred up there) living in Oakville.
Used to be known as the per-capita wealthiest town in the country.

The Ford plant is really nice. Otherwise, it's comparable to other exurbs in North America.
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8885
Views: 411325

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Having sisters is great no matter what your age. My out of town sister just called me to bitch because she and her two kids are coming to town and the Toronto sister (in a stupidly passive aggressive way) told her that she couldn't stay at her house even though the Toronto sister and her family will...
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
Replies: 809
Views: 45890

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Gotcha. It's a ridiculous goal for the Lions too, but having never been to a Super Bowl just making it to one would be an experience. Old Bills fans will tell you - the scars have healed to a certain extent. But the fact that the team made four straight Super Bowls (and UNBELIEVABLY! made the playo...
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1991
Views: 199217

Re: Random Videos

Not sure which one was you, but one of those guys looked like he could lift a plane over his head.
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:39 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6252
Views: 342941

Re: Temporary Television

In case anyone was wondering, Hannibal Burress' show has not gotten better. He's so great on Broad City, and his stand up is too. I don't understand. Not being obnoxious here - but Producers, writers and directors make a big difference. He clearly has first level representation, and Comedy Central ...
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2015 Gold Cup
Replies: 244
Views: 8139

Re: 2015 Gold Cup

You guys agree that the penalty was the correct call though, right? Dude made himself fall on the ball, kinda pushed towards it and landed on it with his arm. Sad part is he didn't need to because his keeper was about to clean it up and hoof it. Not really, as the defender was fouled by the Mexican...
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:02 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Better than you
Replies: 34
Views: 1717

Re: Better then you

mister d wrote:And can we please fix the typo in the subject before I have an aneurysm?
Better then you're?
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:00 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Straight Outta Cooperstown
Replies: 10
Views: 581

Re: Straight Outta Cooperstown

Great stuff - Ghostface Killebrew!
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:13 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9249
Views: 465016

Re: Random Politics

Sanders lost the election when he gave a thumbs up when the term "psychedelic drugs" was mentioned.
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:09 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Better than you
Replies: 34
Views: 1717

Re: Better then you

Never competed against anyone that talented. Closest I can claim is to having got drunk a couple of times with members of the McGill Hockey team which included Mike Babcock. Nice guy. holy fuck, you're old. As the mirror told me this morning. One day son, you will know the agony of seeing the hot g...
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:03 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2015 Gold Cup
Replies: 244
Views: 8139

Re: 2015 Gold Cup

The ref probably thought he'd done enough to give Mexico the win when he red carded Panama's striker midway through the first half.



BARELY a foul. Definitely not a red card in a tournament semi-final.
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:01 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014-2021
Replies: 526
Views: 23706

Re: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014/2015

As my wife will be hosting clients in Shaw's (huge Canadian media company - main network carries all the PGA events) 18th green VIP tent (like a skybox with chefs), I will be watching the final round of the Canadian Open like a big shot. I'll walk the course as well, but there is something really gr...
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Best Sit-Coms of All Time... Go!
Replies: 91
Views: 6129

Re: Best Sit-Coms of All Time... Go!

Forgot to mention Fawlty Towers.

Only 12 episodes, but not a weak one in the bunch.
by Pruitt
Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:53 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2015 Gold Cup
Replies: 244
Views: 8139

Re: 2015 Gold Cup

I watched the last 30 minutes or so of the second half, but no way I was going to watch the inevitable conclusion.

That was Soviet era refereeing.
by Pruitt
Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:38 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge July 2015
Replies: 271
Views: 12345

Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge July 2015

Howard 12-4
Pruitt 10-6
Chedda 4-12
Duff 4-12
by Pruitt
Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Tax Dollars At Work
Replies: 129
Views: 7262

Re: Tax Dollars At Work

Shit approaching fan in Ontario. The Province of Ontario is paying for the vast majority of the (official) $2.5 billion budget for these games (trust me, it will be closer to $4 billion). Problem is that every single teacher at every level of education in the province (save for the private school te...