Cute, but no way that kid gets laid on his prom night.wlu_lax6 wrote:Blow a lead but get a prom date.
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- Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:51 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014-2021
- Replies: 526
- Views: 23706
Re: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014/2015
- Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:50 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 208929
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
I'm a fat guy and I know if I put on baseball pants that produced that reflection in the mirror, I would have sat that game out for sure. Like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. You however, are not surround by sycophants. "How do I look in this uniform?" "Positively Presidential Go...
- Mon Jul 27, 2015 6:51 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6252
- Views: 342941
Re: Temporary Television
Watched A Deadly Adoption last night - the Will Ferrell, Kristen Wiig Lifetime movie... Very strange, as it was neither overtly parodic enough to be funny (and it stopped being amusing about twenty minutes in), or well produced enough to even work as a "legit" Lifetime-style movie. Either ...
- Sun Jul 26, 2015 6:00 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 208929
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Yeah - the key words aren't "fat," they are "sack of shit."
And it's a term that applies to all of these asswipes. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/26/us/pr ... .html?_r=0
And it's a term that applies to all of these asswipes. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/26/us/pr ... .html?_r=0
- Sun Jul 26, 2015 5:57 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014-2021
- Replies: 526
- Views: 23706
Re: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014/2015
Shame that Hearn couldn't squeak it out, but Watching Day and Watson hit 380 yard drives is an experience not to be missed. Best shot I saw all day though was Putnam on the 8th. 200 yards from the pin, mid-sand trap, he fired it out to within 5 feet of the pin. Golf in person is kind of fun, TV is m...
- Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:07 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 208929
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
You know, I usually wouldn;t make fat jokes - they are kind of cruel and usually too predictable.
However, when the person has proven themself to be a sack of shot, no harm in pointing out that they are a FAT sack of shit.
However, when the person has proven themself to be a sack of shot, no harm in pointing out that they are a FAT sack of shit.
- Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:05 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Videos
- Replies: 1991
- Views: 199217
Re: Random Videos
When I look at men, I don't see colors. I only see the strength of their character...duff wrote:He is the black one.Pruitt wrote:Not sure which one was you, but one of those guys looked like he could lift a plane over his head.
- Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:01 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Old Timey Music for Howard and DC
- Replies: 1594
- Views: 163483
Re: Old Timey Music for Howard and DC
Love Otis Spann.
This is a fantastic collection -
Otis with the Muddy Waters band having a great old time.
This is a fantastic collection -
Otis with the Muddy Waters band having a great old time.
- Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:58 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 8885
- Views: 411325
Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Interesting story.Johnnie wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_sign
And specific to Japan: http://time.com/2980357/asia-photos-pea ... jun-inoue/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
- Sat Jul 25, 2015 8:14 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Videos
- Replies: 1991
- Views: 199217
- Sat Jul 25, 2015 8:13 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Spring - Summer Reading Thread
- Replies: 113
- Views: 6719
Re: Spring - Summer Reading Thread
THree books into his career and he is (to me) Canada's best writer. David Bezmogis has released one previous (excellent) novel and an absolutely amazing book of short stories. Started his new book last night and am already halfway through (it is only 220 pages...) https://dynamic.indigoimages.ca/bo...
- Sat Jul 25, 2015 5:40 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
- Replies: 480
- Views: 42611
Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Not Florida or Ohio but http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Hate to do it, but throwing the "fake" flag. http://www.inquisitr.com/2280767/wyoming-man-caught-30-smuggling-eyeballs-in-anal-cavity-police-say-story-is-a-ho...
- Sat Jul 25, 2015 5:35 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 208929
- Sat Jul 25, 2015 6:48 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
- Replies: 480
- Views: 42611
- Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:08 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Friday Music Discussion: Good Music, Bad Song
- Replies: 27
- Views: 2006
Re: Friday Music Discussion: Good Music, Bad Song
Smoke on the water.
- Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:07 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge July 2015
- Replies: 271
- Views: 12345
Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge July 2015
howard 14-4
Pruitt 12-6
GPJ 8-10
Pruitt 12-6
GPJ 8-10
- Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:56 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
- Replies: 943
- Views: 110806
Re: The Mass Shootings Thread
I actually think the U.S. will one day go absolutely the other way, they will do what the US always seems to do, randomly demonize the whole subject and ban utterly anything that even so much as is gun shaped. No chance The genie is waaay out of the bottle. Guns don't biodegrade - they are out ther...
- Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:54 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6252
- Views: 342941
Re: Temporary Television
Listen to him, he speaks the truth.A_B wrote:Oh no. Stop at season one.
- Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:57 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
- Replies: 809
- Views: 45890
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Some one emailed the address on the invite and received this in response: Thank Your for Your RSVP to LeSean Mccoy's Private Extravaganza Taking place on Sunday Evening July 26th 2015! Below are the Following Requirements to Be Confirmed for the Event. 1. Please Submit Full name (As seen on ID) 21+...
- Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:23 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
- Replies: 809
- Views: 45890
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Some one emailed the address on the invite and received this in response: Thank Your for Your RSVP to LeSean Mccoy's Private Extravaganza Taking place on Sunday Evening July 26th 2015! Below are the Following Requirements to Be Confirmed for the Event. 1. Please Submit Full name (As seen on ID) 21+ ...
- Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:14 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2016 Presidential Race
- Replies: 6046
- Views: 286724
Re: 2016 Presidential Race
Nice edit of Walker's announcement.
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:08 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
- Replies: 809
- Views: 45890
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Any sane, or at least old, Lions fan would kill for the experience of a Bills fan during that amazing run. I must have gone to 5 or 6 games a year at Rich Stadium during those years. Best sports days of my life. And apropos of nothing, there's this... https://cdn1.blovcdn.com/bloglovin/196c388747e5...
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:04 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge July 2015
- Replies: 271
- Views: 12345
Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge July 2015
howard 13-4
Pruitt 11-6
Do they offer B.A.s in Perfection Studies?
Pruitt 11-6
Do they offer B.A.s in Perfection Studies?
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:00 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 8885
- Views: 411325
Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Dick move (pussy move?) if they are out of town already. I cAn see not imposing if they were gonna be there but otherwise... I wouldn't let someone stay at my house while I'm out of town. If that adds to my dickness, so be it. There are great places called hotels, she can stay there. Not even your ...
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:58 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014-2021
- Replies: 526
- Views: 23706
Re: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014/2015
Used to be known as the per-capita wealthiest town in the country.rass wrote:I have a co-worker who is temporarily (?, her husband was transferred up there) living in Oakville.
The Ford plant is really nice. Otherwise, it's comparable to other exurbs in North America.
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:56 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 8885
- Views: 411325
Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Having sisters is great no matter what your age. My out of town sister just called me to bitch because she and her two kids are coming to town and the Toronto sister (in a stupidly passive aggressive way) told her that she couldn't stay at her house even though the Toronto sister and her family will...
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:53 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
- Replies: 809
- Views: 45890
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Gotcha. It's a ridiculous goal for the Lions too, but having never been to a Super Bowl just making it to one would be an experience. Old Bills fans will tell you - the scars have healed to a certain extent. But the fact that the team made four straight Super Bowls (and UNBELIEVABLY! made the playo...
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:50 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Videos
- Replies: 1991
- Views: 199217
Re: Random Videos
Not sure which one was you, but one of those guys looked like he could lift a plane over his head.
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:39 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6252
- Views: 342941
Re: Temporary Television
In case anyone was wondering, Hannibal Burress' show has not gotten better. He's so great on Broad City, and his stand up is too. I don't understand. Not being obnoxious here - but Producers, writers and directors make a big difference. He clearly has first level representation, and Comedy Central ...
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:26 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2015 Gold Cup
- Replies: 244
- Views: 8139
Re: 2015 Gold Cup
You guys agree that the penalty was the correct call though, right? Dude made himself fall on the ball, kinda pushed towards it and landed on it with his arm. Sad part is he didn't need to because his keeper was about to clean it up and hoof it. Not really, as the defender was fouled by the Mexican...
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:02 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Better than you
- Replies: 34
- Views: 1717
Re: Better then you
Better then you're?mister d wrote:And can we please fix the typo in the subject before I have an aneurysm?
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:00 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Straight Outta Cooperstown
- Replies: 10
- Views: 581
Re: Straight Outta Cooperstown
Great stuff - Ghostface Killebrew!
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:13 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Politics
- Replies: 9249
- Views: 465016
Re: Random Politics
Sanders lost the election when he gave a thumbs up when the term "psychedelic drugs" was mentioned.
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:09 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Better than you
- Replies: 34
- Views: 1717
Re: Better then you
Never competed against anyone that talented. Closest I can claim is to having got drunk a couple of times with members of the McGill Hockey team which included Mike Babcock. Nice guy. holy fuck, you're old. As the mirror told me this morning. One day son, you will know the agony of seeing the hot g...
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:03 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2015 Gold Cup
- Replies: 244
- Views: 8139
Re: 2015 Gold Cup
The ref probably thought he'd done enough to give Mexico the win when he red carded Panama's striker midway through the first half.
BARELY a foul. Definitely not a red card in a tournament semi-final.
BARELY a foul. Definitely not a red card in a tournament semi-final.
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:01 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014-2021
- Replies: 526
- Views: 23706
Re: A non-masters/majors golf thread 2014/2015
As my wife will be hosting clients in Shaw's (huge Canadian media company - main network carries all the PGA events) 18th green VIP tent (like a skybox with chefs), I will be watching the final round of the Canadian Open like a big shot. I'll walk the course as well, but there is something really gr...
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:56 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Best Sit-Coms of All Time... Go!
- Replies: 91
- Views: 6129
Re: Best Sit-Coms of All Time... Go!
Forgot to mention Fawlty Towers.
Only 12 episodes, but not a weak one in the bunch.
Only 12 episodes, but not a weak one in the bunch.
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:53 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2015 Gold Cup
- Replies: 244
- Views: 8139
Re: 2015 Gold Cup
I watched the last 30 minutes or so of the second half, but no way I was going to watch the inevitable conclusion.
That was Soviet era refereeing.
That was Soviet era refereeing.
- Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:38 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge July 2015
- Replies: 271
- Views: 12345
Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge July 2015
Howard 12-4
Pruitt 10-6
Chedda 4-12
Duff 4-12
Pruitt 10-6
Chedda 4-12
Duff 4-12
- Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:37 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Tax Dollars At Work
- Replies: 129
- Views: 7262
Re: Tax Dollars At Work
Shit approaching fan in Ontario. The Province of Ontario is paying for the vast majority of the (official) $2.5 billion budget for these games (trust me, it will be closer to $4 billion). Problem is that every single teacher at every level of education in the province (save for the private school te...